Caption this: Dr. Jeff Meldrum Explaining Something

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Tazer Media has a caption contest (for Tazer minions only) going on right now and the winner of who can come up with the best caption will win the "Sasquatch Field Guide" by Dr. Jeff Meldrum. Here are a few quotes randomly pulled from the contest:

"this seems to be the running stride length of the average leprechaun" - Phil Poling

"Rick Dyer was this close of getting my foot up his fake ass!" - Ron Stenberg

"Are you joking ? , the falcon airship we paid for is only this big ?" - Tim Reichard

"After Rick Dyer called me Dr. Zeppelin, I came this close to bitch slapping his ass back to 2008." - SasquaiNation

Comments

  1. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:00:00 PM PDT

    The sasquatch baculum is this about this big.

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    1. rushferlifeMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:03:00 PM PDT

      Sharp, I like that.

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    2. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:06:00 PM PDT

      This is how much of a fraud I am.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:44:00 PM PDT

      This is the average width of a full grown Squatch Penis
      One eyed Wookie

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    4. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:49:00 PM PDT

      I was this close to getting laid

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    5. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:56:00 PM PDT

      When I told Idaho State Dean of schools that Bigfoot is real, he told me that this is how long I will stay employed.
      Squatch N

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    6. UnknownMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:25:00 PM PDT

      So I pulled my revolvers like this and said you better get right in the truck you giant fu<k or I'm putting twelve in your dome you hairy bastard

      Delete
    7. AnonymousTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 11:38:00 PM PDT

      He is explaining how big each joint is of Bigfoots penis, Bigfoot has a triple jointed penis you know!

      Delete
  2. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:02:00 PM PDT

    First to say first and Rush still pwns the crappy bands you like.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:04:00 PM PDT

      +100000

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    2. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:41:00 PM PDT

      Renae said ok I'll try it just one time!
      This is as far as I got before she said get it the hell out******
      Squatch N

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 11:39:00 PM PDT

      Rush is dead....

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  3. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:02:00 PM PDT

    you can eat this much $hit

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  4. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:05:00 PM PDT

    DWA has completely lost the plot.

    Threads with the highest comedy value include the following:

    1. Bigfoot Research – Still No Evidence, But Plenty Of Excuses To Explain Why There’S No Evidence

    2. Operation Persistence

    3. The Ketchum Report (Continued)


    SOME ABSOLUTE GOLD TO BE HAD FOR ALL OF US INTELLIGENT FOLK WHO LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF THE BLEEVERS!


    My favourite post of all showing how DWA has no clue how real science works and thinks its the skeptics duty to prove bigfoot is not real (yes im not making this up):


    "Right. And bipto has said this how many times now?

    I love how bigfoot skeptics say that the confirmation of sasquatch - an ongoing process which, like most scientific discoveries, takes substantial time - is all over and done with, snapshot right here, look, zero proof so zero sasquatch.

    When they haven't come up with one piece of evidence that indicates that this confirmation isn't going to happen or the effort is wasted.

    Not one.

    ATTENTION BIGFOOT SKEPTICS! If you were getting funding for your efforts, you would have been cut off a couple of decades ago.

    Either let the big dogs hunt or find the big guy yourselves.

    Since you aren't going to prove it's all a concoction, which yes, if you don't understand this yet, is fully on you to do. You don't get to say that an effort that hasn't fully started yet is over because there is no conclusion.

    NOTHING IN SCIENCE IS OVER unless there is a conclusion. Come up with one, or cheerlead. Then you'd be doing something. "


    That wood ape stuff is pretty hilarious too.


    Happy footin' y'all.

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    1. Clueless PattywagonMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:17:00 PM PDT

      DWA is the mental equivalent of my homepage link.

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    2. UnknownMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:31:00 PM PDT

      Every night me and my children pray that dmaker will find him and stab him in the face.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:06:00 PM PDT

      I think he might be clinically insane. I love how he verbally fellates Jeff Meldrum. It would be so fun to hear his reaction when he finally wises up and realizes Meldrum is just in this for the money and lies just like all the others.

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    4. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:09:00 PM PDT

      Another DWA hit....

      One can prove false positives. And bigfoot skeptics are decades behind the curve on that.

      It does one's intellectual standing no good to toss brickbats that add nothing to the discussion. But this has been a bigfoot-skeptic specialty for a long time now.

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    5. DWAMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:17:00 PM PDT

      how DARE you...

      Um, you're wrong. Are you wearing your science hat?

      I never repeat myself.

      See how this works?

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    6. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:28:00 PM PDT

      Um, there is plenty of verifiable evidence. Then there are these things we call 'scientists,' charged by the society with verifying.

      They might want to get on that. Because the TBRC looks like it's gonna beat 'em to it.

      Oh wait. There's a scientist or two or three on the TBRC. Not exactly a coincidence, that. Some scientists actually understand their job.

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    7. DWAMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:29:00 PM PDT

      How you can tell science is happening: fun breaks out. This is why books on great discoveries have titles like "The Amazing Story Of..." or "The Exciting Race To...".

      Science is supposed to be fun; and if it's not fun, one should inspect the sicence. Very carefully. Likely, it ain't all there.

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    8. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:29:00 PM PDT

      Please to explain the How DARE You joke.

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    9. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:31:00 PM PDT

      Right. All of it. You aren't quite sure how this works are you? If bipto saw any one of those things, how would you prove he was wrong? Um, er, you couldn't. See how this works now?

      You have been duped by too many scientists who don't know what their job is. Scientists aren't supposed to scoff. They are supposed to solve. Bigfoot is their job. They just don't know it.

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    10. DWAMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:31:00 PM PDT

      You have been duped by too many scientists who don't know what their job is. Scientists aren't supposed to scoff. They are supposed to solve.

      Bigfoot is their job. They just don't know it.

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    11. DWAMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:34:00 PM PDT

      It is impossible for an animal like sasquatch to go undetected on this continent, Impossible.

      The sightings and footprints are your proof.

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    12. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:40:00 PM PDT

      If science would just do its job and stroke my ego.

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    13. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:52:00 PM PDT

      @ anon 6:29

      The how DARE you... joke:

      Simply put, a poster at the BFF present a logical argument.

      DWA, at a rare loss for words, responded with

      how DARE you...

      There may have been some exclamation points in there.

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    14. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:58:00 PM PDT

      He is like a 2 year old with his fingers in his ears: "Bigfoot is real! Bigfoot is real! Prove he is not!" What a dickhead...

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    15. UnknownMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:09:00 PM PDT

      If not in the face Dear Lord, then please let him land one in the neck; let the whooshing pfffft pfffft pffft of his arterial blood bring comfort to a long suffering people...

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    16. DWAMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:12:00 PM PDT

      Um, if science would just do its job and stroke my cock it would be all the proof I need to the only person who matters. Me.

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    17. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:16:00 PM PDT

      @ anon 6:52 Thanks for the explanation. I have read his rants for a for years at cryptomundo. It would be great to see him at a loss for words for a change.

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    18. DWAMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:20:00 PM PDT

      Um, it's not easy being wrong on the internet.

      But no one does it better than me.

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    19. UnknownMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:29:00 PM PDT

      Your other post was funny as hell NAH

      Delete
    20. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:03:00 PM PDT

      Why are you talking about someone who doesn't even post here? If you have a problem with him take it to where he actually is, instead of gossipping like a bunch of teenage girls.great minds discuss ideas, small minds discuss people, which do you think you are?

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    21. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:06:00 PM PDT

      Welcome to Bigfoot Evidence.

      You must be new here.

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    22. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:14:00 PM PDT

      Because he only posts on boards where he is protected by mods.

      But you know this already.

      Delete
  5. Jay CooneyMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:05:00 PM PDT

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  6. Jay CooneyMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:06:00 PM PDT

    The Sasquatch footprint you made me rush into see is this big?! And also—I will be Jay's mentor in this amount of time.

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  7. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:07:00 PM PDT

    I care about being FIRST on the BFE site about this much

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    1. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:12:00 PM PDT

      Says non-firster who does not live a life of total awesomeness

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  8. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:07:00 PM PDT

    "She was this close to getting something and liking it."

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  9. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:09:00 PM PDT

    I got rolling papers this long. Lets PARTY !!!

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  10. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:09:00 PM PDT

    "I have this much respect for Mulder"

    Thanks! I'll have that book now! I love WINNING.

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  11. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:11:00 PM PDT

    Ever since I got Viagra. Boioioing

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  12. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:13:00 PM PDT

    Unless the good Doc isn't a fishermen, Not sure about what he's doing. I like Meldrum..............Ken.....

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  13. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:13:00 PM PDT

    I AM a doctor and I am telling you honey, this IS twelve inches

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  14. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:14:00 PM PDT

    CAPTIONED:

    "My horns are up. I'm ready for you NOW patty. Put your feet in my mouth NOW"

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  15. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:15:00 PM PDT

    I'm a Mormon, so I have about THIS much intelligence and critical thinking skills.

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  16. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:17:00 PM PDT

    She said she was pregnant. I said now way I only put it in this far

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  17. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:19:00 PM PDT

    It might not be this long, but it's skinny.

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  18. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:20:00 PM PDT

    "Dr Bindernagel showed me his latest track find and the feet were only this big, hahah."

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  19. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:20:00 PM PDT

    "Ranae's dick is this big"

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  20. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:21:00 PM PDT

    "I love lamp"

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  21. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:22:00 PM PDT

    Ive been tracking nothing for 25 years!

    There's nothing on the hill!

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  22. ERSMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:24:00 PM PDT

    Henry May's schlong is actually this big, but he hasn't seen it in 20 years!!

    ERS

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  23. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:24:00 PM PDT

    "Buy a cast from me, get one of these invisible trail cams free"

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  24. Guy EdwardsMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:24:00 PM PDT

    "Second chance on a final grade, see if you can 'kick' the paper football between these"
    - or -
    "I call it it, the two-handed Saturday Night Fever dance"
    - or -
    "When looking at Bigfoot through binoculars, hold them like this, fingers up--that way you can hear them too"

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    1. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:34:00 PM PDT

      Pretty good

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    2. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:13:00 PM PDT

      guy whats up with ur blc site?? no more updates on current news!

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    3. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:22:00 PM PDT

      Have you seen how cool he looks in sunglasses? No need to post, just look at him. I can barely tell he wears the husky size.

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  25. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:24:00 PM PDT

    I do believe there's a Squatch in these pants...and it's about yay big.

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  26. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:25:00 PM PDT

    "If just one out of ten of these morons buys my book, I'll make enough money to quit this stinking business and do some real research for a change."

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  27. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:26:00 PM PDT

    There is this chance my life's work isn't a complete sham.

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  28. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:27:00 PM PDT

    "Sit and Spin, Bitches"

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  29. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:30:00 PM PDT

    Leafsquatch is about this big.

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  30. MissSquatcherMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:31:00 PM PDT

    "If you find a Sasquatch track this big, throw it back, it's under the size limit according to the Bigfoot Track regulations."

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  31. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:32:00 PM PDT

    He may be called bigfoot.....but

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  32. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:34:00 PM PDT

    We are this closr to confirming a North American ape.

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  33. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:35:00 PM PDT

    The dude had a joint this long

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  34. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:38:00 PM PDT

    Patty's Mid Tarsal Break was this Friggin Wide!

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  35. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:42:00 PM PDT

    This is the minimal amount of NOTHING that one can get...and still like it.

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  36. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:50:00 PM PDT

    When I saw Party it was in December her nipples where sticking out this far

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  37. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:56:00 PM PDT

    I've got a headache THIS BIG and it's got EXCEDRIN written all over it.

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  38. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 5:59:00 PM PDT

    When I saw Party it 30 degrees on a Dec morning and her nipples where sticking out this far

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  39. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:05:00 PM PDT

    I'm this close to being Pro kill and trust me, I aint talkin' bout no Squatch...

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  40. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:06:00 PM PDT

    It was this long, precisely.

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  41. Mayor McCheeseMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:07:00 PM PDT

    I was THIS close to being one of those mormons who has a bunch of wives and sets up a schedule where each wife gets to have relations with me one day a week. Then you get so many wives that there's not enough days in a week so you insist that your wives have sex with eachother. Then you decide you may as well film it...

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    1. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:12:00 PM PDT

      mayor, u a stone cold freak!

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    2. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:19:00 PM PDT

      Nope couldn't work, them gals would get knocked up, get a burger urge, and kill each other, if the Mayor had a Flock of beauties all together. I think the mayor needs a fine spry young fry to settle down with........................Ken...................

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    3. UnknownMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:20:00 PM PDT

      Lol best post ever mayor

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    4. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:41:00 PM PDT

      H B, my good man. I agree, but I'm trying not to provoke him,lol. The mayor is always good for a laugh no matter how bad things are friend. Glad to see you H B. Got Pnuemonia, you might have to call the Ambulance for me bro,lol.

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    5. UnknownMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:18:00 PM PDT

      Hell yeah you should get to the dr 9/10 times it's fatal to people your age. Lol I'm just jokin. I always tell my father in law you should be careful at your age you could easily break your hip we should get you life alert in case you fall and can't make it to a phone

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    6. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:23:00 PM PDT

      wasn't pneumonia, Ken had a heart attack. Seriously, He did at 7:10 EST. he's going to the Hospital hopefully alright. Hope your ok brother Ken.

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    7. UnknownMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:26:00 PM PDT

      Stop bullshittin that isn't even funny dude

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    8. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:29:00 PM PDT

      How do you know this?^

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    9. UnknownMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:31:00 PM PDT

      Are you asking me or anon

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    10. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:34:00 PM PDT

      Anon

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    11. UnknownMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:43:00 PM PDT

      Well either way I'll say a prayer for you Ken true or not brother

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    12. Mayor McCheeseMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:51:00 PM PDT

      Hope you're feeling better soon Kenny.

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    13. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:02:00 PM PDT

      I'm Nathan, Ken's Neighbor, I'm at his house on his computor. I rent a home from ken. He had a heart attack, no shit. Thats the toughest son of a bitch in this world, he walked to my house cause he couldn't find his keys. He passed out, i called the rescue squad, he woke up and sent them on their way, until his wife came and made them take him. I swear to the all mighty. I came up to watch the house and the kennels and equip. he told me to use the pc and this is what he was on. so I'm Nathan and that's the truth.

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    14. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:07:00 PM PDT

      his wife just called, they said he probably had one but did some liver inzymes and there not back yet, he's raising hell to come home, but he has to stay in the hosp his wife said. he is sounding like his bear self so he'll probably be ok. I told him youall boys said hay and prayers to he said you fellars is damn cool good old fellars to. the truth. I'm Nathan.

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    15. Big Jim JrTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 6:09:00 AM PDT

      If true hang in there Ken. Since he has not replied to anything, this might be true. Having a heart attack is a huge life changer. Ken, if you have never had one before let me know. I had one in '06 due to a blood clot caused by my blood cancer. I was 32yrs old. You will experience many changes down the road. One major thing to watch for is the post MI depression. It can make things ten times harder to keep on the recovery road. And is pretty much guaranteed to set in at least a bit. I can tell you what I went through, what I still go through and what others who had them told me too.

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  42. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:14:00 PM PDT

    So Bobo pulls out a joint about this big...

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  43. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:15:00 PM PDT

    "That's the LAST time I give Bill Munns any of my bigfoot bucks. Professional suit-maker my ass."

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    1. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:47:00 PM PDT

      He worked as a Hollywood artist. That counts as something in my book.

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    2. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:08:00 PM PDT

      Very briefly, and a very long time ago.

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  44. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:15:00 PM PDT

    Wally cut me off and just when I started to panic I thought "Wait a minute! A freakin' sasquatch field guide! Those schmucks will eat that shit up like Patty on a stack of pancakes."

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  45. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:18:00 PM PDT

    "I'm this close to losing my tenure."

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  46. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:24:00 PM PDT

    My poop filled this much of the jar.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:54:00 PM PDT

      ..lol...Winner! because you referenced this site; its the best part of bigfoot...

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    2. Mayor McCheeseMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:06:00 PM PDT

      Haha. That was funny.

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  47. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:33:00 PM PDT

    "Who wants to jack a dick this small?"

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  48. bigfoots imaginary broskiMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:34:00 PM PDT

    Meldrum: " I was this close to being first......but Dyer had to approve my comment first."

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  49. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:46:00 PM PDT

    "Ok, (calmly) if you roll your eyes one more time when I say dermal ridges I'm gonna go Bobo in this bitch...and I don't think you want that"

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  50. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:50:00 PM PDT

    a blunt, yeah, that big

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  51. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:54:00 PM PDT

    I was this close to sheeshin my manties.

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  52. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:56:00 PM PDT

    "I'm gonna shove crow this far up every Melba supporters ass. I warned them the crazy bitch was full of shit..."

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  53. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 6:59:00 PM PDT

    "I hate caption contests so much that I am this close to snapping and going on a murderous rampage at a local shopping mall."

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  54. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:14:00 PM PDT

    "I once seen a bigfoot and my willy grow this big"

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  55. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:15:00 PM PDT

    The subject of Bigfoot is rather fascinating.. but have you heard of a little thing called a squirrel?

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  56. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:22:00 PM PDT

    "My credibility? Less than this much."

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  57. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:25:00 PM PDT

    "Have any of you ever heard of a tontine?"

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  58. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:27:00 PM PDT

    "And then I clobbered that Wallace punk with his own wooden stomper and I was all like, fuck you I'm still gonna sell the casts!"

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  59. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:44:00 PM PDT

    It was so cold out, my dong shrunk down like this!

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  60. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:46:00 PM PDT

    Contrary to popular belief, Bob Titmus' never let his beard grow beyond this long."

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  61. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:47:00 PM PDT

    'The obsessed JREF footers are this close to getting sued for libel.'

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  62. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:56:00 PM PDT

    "What has two index fingers and believes in Bigfoot?
    This guy."

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  63. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 7:58:00 PM PDT

    "Why yes, I am the Chuck Norris of Bigfooting."

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  64. HairballMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:28:00 PM PDT

    This Bigfoot Evidence blog would be so much better if we had posters who actually were funny instead those who just think they're funny.

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  65. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:33:00 PM PDT

    "Can you believe that Parnassus has a butt plug this long permanently stuck up his ass?"

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  66. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:35:00 PM PDT

    "Here is the church and here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the people!"

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  67. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:36:00 PM PDT

    "I am THIS close to being able to retire with all the fucking money you idiots are sending me"

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  68. Charles BronsonMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:37:00 PM PDT

    "I got THIS close to getting it in Matilda!"

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  69. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:38:00 PM PDT

    "I told Dr. Melba to smile when it was big enough"

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  70. cdMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:46:00 PM PDT

    "Ok the score is 2-2 , this is the most extreme game of table football I've ever played!!, your shot dude!!!!"

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  71. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:52:00 PM PDT

    Bang bang!!

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  72. Charles BronsonMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:53:00 PM PDT

    "ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS BIGFOOT!"

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  73. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:56:00 PM PDT

    Smell one of these bad boys and tell me you don't smell bigfoot juice.....

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  74. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 8:57:00 PM PDT

    This is how much I love Bigfoot, its he looking?

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  75. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 9:03:00 PM PDT

    Moneymakers brain is this big.

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  76. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 9:06:00 PM PDT

    I was tempted to stick these two fingers up catshit jays tater hole.

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  77. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 9:15:00 PM PDT

    Yes!It's true! A severed Sasquatch love steak about yay big was submitted to Dr Ketchum's DNA study!

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  78. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 9:18:00 PM PDT

    I am eating an invisible sandwich. It's called the Melba.

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  79. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 9:34:00 PM PDT

    "I was this close to being a liberal arts major then a friend told me about this bigfoot thing."

    Bert-

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  80. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 9:48:00 PM PDT

    I like playing paper football

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  81. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 9:52:00 PM PDT

    So I'm on an expedition in Washington and mother nature calls. I'm squatting down in the bush with a log hanging THIS far outta my ass when all of a sudden a rock hits me in the neck!
    -Salty McTaterskins

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  82. AnonymousMonday, March 18, 2013 at 10:21:00 PM PDT

    Bend over! I"ll just stick the tips in.

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  83. PROKILLTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 12:07:00 AM PDT

    "The average skeptics brain is approximately half this size"

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    1. tbagsTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 12:22:00 AM PDT

      Prokill's pro-lapsed taterhole sticks out about this far.

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    2. PROKILLTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 12:53:00 AM PDT

      I see we aren't hiding under an anonymous title. tbags huh? Clever.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 5:00:00 AM PDT

      "PROKILL got tbagged this deep"

      Delete
  84. AnonymousTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 12:15:00 AM PDT

    Let me tell you about my dick. My dick is this big.

    ReplyDelete
  85. tbagsTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 12:15:00 AM PDT

    This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  86. AnonymousTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 12:29:00 AM PDT

    So lets call this east....and this west, and starting here at the belly button is a happy little trackway leading south.....

    ReplyDelete
  87. AnonymousTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 12:48:00 AM PDT

    suprise suprise.most comments are sexeual appendion scenarios. least this site is consistant. fuzzy goofy film that,if u dare to critisize,u are aa troll

    then sexual connatation jokes

    there must be a connection here

    ah,got it,footers ae all singleton weirdos

    ReplyDelete
  88. UnknownTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 2:06:00 AM PDT

    "And the giant, 10 ft tall, 800lb lemur said to her..."

    ReplyDelete
  89. AnonymousTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 4:44:00 AM PDT

    "Yeah I know Michael Merchant, he said blacks and Jews should be allowed this much space on the bus"

    ReplyDelete
  90. AnonymousTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 4:56:00 AM PDT

    "A priest, a rabbi, and a giant lemur walk into a bar..."

    ReplyDelete
  91. AnonymousTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 7:55:00 AM PDT

    rick dyers nose has grown to this big with all his lying, poor pinoccio hasnt got a chance.

    ReplyDelete
  92. AnonymousTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 8:08:00 AM PDT

    Just because I believe in Bigfoot doesn't mean I'm crazy...now lets finish this invisible game of cat cradle.

    ReplyDelete
  93. AnonymousTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 9:59:00 AM PDT

    this is how much im qualified to be a Dr

    ReplyDelete
  94. AnonymousTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 10:29:00 AM PDT

    This is the church and this is the steeple. I like bigfoot and forest people.

    rr

    ReplyDelete
  95. UnknownTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 2:56:00 PM PDT

    "I'm this close to losing my Doctorate"
    .....Jeffrey Meldrum

    ReplyDelete
  96. AnonymousTuesday, March 19, 2013 at 7:07:00 PM PDT

    Alex MW shoved a dildo this long in his butt!

    ReplyDelete
  97. AnonymousWednesday, March 20, 2013 at 1:43:00 PM PDT

    it might only be this big, but its got a mid tarsal break

    ReplyDelete
  98. SassyCrotchWednesday, March 20, 2013 at 2:16:00 PM PDT

    I trust Musky Allen and Rick Dyer about as far as I could throw them, which is this far.

    ReplyDelete

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