Breaking: Stacy Brown Jr. On His Way to Investigate Myakka Skunk Ape Sighting (Live Investigation Tonight)
A new footage filmed in March 2, 2013 from Myakka FL is currently building up interest on Facebook. Bigfoot researcher Stacy Brown Jr. is currently on his way to investigate the private property where there are possible footprints of the Skunk ape. He plans to do a live interview with the witnesses tonight at 6:30pm EST. We'll be updating everyone on the latest development as it arrives. Stay tuned, folks!
Witness video:
Here is a breakdown of the footage:
(Ken) FIRST
ReplyDelete(Ken).. I am living the dream again.
DeleteDammit missed again...(Ken)
Delete(Ken).. sorry brother, I finally got a first, friend, I feel alive again.LOL.
DeleteCongratulations Ken, you the man.
Deletewould you start an email with your name at the start?
DeleteNO.
you put the person that you are sending the email to at the start and you put your name at the end.
get with the program.
^^^^^^^^ give the guy a break miss manners
Delete(KEN).. THANKS BROTHER RUSH. TO ANON 12:26 it is my program. and I do ok but I appreciate your concern friend.
Deleteanon 12:26 do you give advice when absolutely NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR it. NO! So make like a used condom and get flushed, we like Ken, and your neither wanted nor needed. The world is calling, go! go! go!
DeleteOutstanding Ken!!!!
DeleteIt does make you feel so alive!!!!
Woohoo,Ken is living the dream!!!!
(Ken).. thanks brother BIGDAD. I'm 10 feet tall and bullet proof friend. LOL.
DeleteYou people who are trying to be first need to get out of your parents' basement and get a job (and a life to go along with it).
Delete(Ken).. Now why would I want to get out the basement, I paid good money for all 11 rooms and 318 acres, so My parents are happy in their cabin on the lake, I'm happy in my place, basement and all friend.
DeleteIf we work and have a life, then we can't spend all day patiently waiting for a new BE report to come in and be the first one to catch it. So if you want to be first, don't have a life, don't leave you moms' basement, just stare at your computer screen all day long.
Delete(Ken)>> No brother Truthfully, I got me a Garmin trail boss. GPS professional signal booster friend. I'm not even insight of my home. I just put out 900lbs of corn for my JOB brother. Matter of fact since my retirement after my 3rd heart attack I've cut my working day back to 16 hours so I guess after 33years at it I'm getting lazy by your standards. Since I could live off my 6 rentals I still am a little ambitious though brother. I bet I'm the only man you know with a computor on a Rhino friend.
Deletefuck you ken.
DeleteThe need to be FIRST is the only thing keeping me from putting a bullet in my hairy peaked head.
DeleteRespectfully,
Bigfoot
(Ken).. Well pardner, I generally don't let people on the computor or on a phone get under my skin. But you are a world class asshalf. When someone like you gets angry it takes them a good ass wiping to get them back in line. Now your where you are(GOOD FOR YOU) and I'm not(DAMN GOOD FOR YOU) so we will just allow your lil comment to go on by. See I'm all grown up, so I'm not going to make Shawn's blog look like a wall in your bedroom with words like that printed every where. Next time just allow me to do my thing and ignore it like I will you today ok
DeleteHey asshole 2:42. Pick on somebody at your level of lowdown, Me please. You prick shinning assplumber. who the fuck garnished your paper boy wages, what happened, MOMMY wont let you play in the basement, eating the paint off the walls again? That's what crossed you eyes now remember. Show some respect for you betters, the worlds population prick.
DeleteWoooooo wooooooo livin the dream Ken
Delete(ken).. Thanks brother H B, boy howdy you've missed some real stuff tday friend.
DeleteWhat's that? It was a good day though you gotta set up your email.
Delete(Ken).. Dood, No freakin shit. I'm about to lose it brother. She is coming up the weekend man, can't wait.
DeleteWhat happend?
Delete(Ken)..Dick stuxk in the toaster again.
DeleteIt's cool man don't even tread there it's so soggy that's where Jesus lost his sandles
DeleteMake sure she don't put your real last name creepy people you hear
Did you really get invited to see the body?
Delete(KEN)..Anon459 wasn't me bro, got some news man, you will shat, I'll talk when I get my I D. I think my daughter will be here poss tmrow friend. As soon as she gets my shat fixed I'll send you a mess till then you can't even be sure who your chat with bro, sorry H B. Cool stuff just crazy trying to talk You know brother.
DeleteYeah I know you don't swear my wife don't either it has to be a southern thing it's cool man get back to me tomorrow
DeleteI am very intrigued by this encounter. Should be interesting.
ReplyDeletejust a slob quatch blob of brown blurry blotch filmed with phone. brown blob of splotch quatch. and blurry slop.
DeleteNucking futs...
DeleteStacy Brown can't even get his own story straight. Send Fasano.
DeleteIt's not on his taxi route.
DeleteDont they have Bears in the Everglades,they stand up dont they.
ReplyDelete(Ken).. Yep, a few but real dark black usually. The bears in FLA are small and thinner fur do to weather. Could be though.
DeleteFlorida black bears are about the size of an overfed german shepherd, with shorter legs.
DeleteBut bears don't walk around bipedal without going back to all fours do they brother Ken?
Delete(Ken).. Well, yea, all the bear I've encountered, walked for a while or stood up in a spot, then went back to all fours friend.
DeleteThey have Nothing in the Everglades...and They Like it.
DeleteWe pythons have eaten all the skunk apes. (burp)
DeleteIt's a bear
DeleteCool fence post
ReplyDeleteLeave it to footers to see deer and say its bigfoot. Dumbasses.
ReplyDeleteAll those camera's but no guns, what a shame.
ReplyDeleteIT'S A FREAKIN DEER FACING THE CAMERA.
ReplyDeleteTHE END.
Nope, your stupid man, deer are there too, but not any 7 or 8 feet tall walking on two legs SKEPTARD.
Delete^^^ SURE! of course its an undiscovered ape like primate that is 600-800 lbs and 8-10 feet tall walking around in front of people with cameras in the daylight. What else could it be.
DeleteDUH.
caps guy is Rick Dyer.
DeleteActually, Sasquatches are only 4 inches tall. The 8-10 foot theory is old news. Get with the Shape-shifting program, Dude.
Deletealright!! where's the images from the woman holding the dslr camera with the big ass lens? forget the iphone stuff. geez, why does it always have to be like this!!!
ReplyDelete(Ken).. Yep that lady had to get something clear with what she was sporting.
Deletejust a slob quatch blob of brown blurry blotch filmed with phone.
DeleteYou mean the girlfriend of the hoaxer?
Deletebrown blob of splotch quatch. and blurry slop.
ReplyDeleteAlthough some may find it troubling, this does appear to be the elusive Skunk Ape. Yes, this animal possibly has decided food was of more importance than concealment. I would ask only that the public stay calm. Science has taken the correct measures at this point. We would like to question the Lady with the BIG ASS Camera and lens. If your watching and think you know her identity, please contact this Blog ASAP!! Your help is greatly appreciated.
DeleteIf she DARES to show her face, I will troll the shit out of her while the filed guys snag the camera. Nothing personal, but I got mouths to feed....
Delete^field guys
DeleteThere ain't no rest for the wicked. Money don't grow on trees. I got bills to pay and mouths to feed
Deletejust a slob quatch blob of brown blurry blotch filmed with phone.
ReplyDeletejust a slob quatch blob of brown blurry blotch filmed with phone.
ReplyDeletedont waste your time.
ReplyDeletehere are the facts:
theres no bigfoot.
you are delusional if you think otherwise.
what you are claiming is that 1000s of 800lb 9 foot apes are running around north america seen by thousands of people yet not a single shred of evidence that they are actualy there.
if you cant see how retarded and dumb that is then there is no hope for you.
its all BS folks. 100% BS.
50 years of fanatics looking with the evidence always "coming soon" but it ALWAYS amounts to NOTHING. YEP NOTHING.
That is a fuking good indicator that theres no monkey out there. Nothing. Nudda.
Just a bunch of tooners folks.
COME AT ME BLEEVERS you got NOTHING.
LOGIC and REASON gets left behind when it comes to you footers. YOU GOT NOTHING.
(Grumpy Cat) is not amused! :(
DeleteI've seen footage.
DeleteBullshit, they're out there riding bicyles for Christ Sake. Where the hell you been Mr. Smarty Pants?
Delete50 years from now we'll still be getting nothing and we'll still like it.
DeleteYou can't waste time any better than by spending your time writing long denials of a creature that you deny the existence of, moron.
DeleteIt's not an ape
DeleteThey are a type of people. Officialy Undiscovered....however, there are sites out there you can donate all your hard earned cash for the protection of the species.
DeleteShould there be such products specifically for Fleshlight.
ReplyDeleteBut if you're looking for that long. Till not a couple of minutes I took a special interest in Charles Isherwood's critical review of" Fela! One vast, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars.
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When will Fleshlight make a Patty or Matilda? I'm an impatient furry who wants some Squatch squatch
DeleteI'll buy one also. Will Matilda have a video of them casting her VJJ? Will she have a video using it and touching herself also!?!? I WANT TO SEE IT!!!
DeleteYou know that video of me that Erickson is always alluding to? Well it was sponsored by Fleshlight. I didn't really want to do it but a girl has to eat. The model named after me is sleek and sexy. The Patty (whore) model is extra-large and ugly.
DeleteBut don't tell Chewy about this - we're getting married you know.
good ol' fashioned bigfoot videos...this is what i'm talking about. Let's get back to the basics....blurry videos.
ReplyDeleteThe hell with Teddy Bears and Woodpeckers and bent trees.
The official statement of the National Bigfoot Bigot Coalition:
ReplyDeleteShow me the body or it never happened. All those people were just taking a potty break at the same spot, by chance. There is nothing going on there. That was just some simple swamp gas, that was making unusual shapes in the grass and causing people to imagine things. Please move along. Keep up the good work anonymous 1:34. That's the kind of propaganda that we want to see. If we had more unselfish contributors like you, this world wouldn't be so messed up. Who should we make the check out to, for your handy disinformation work there? Confuse them with kindness but baffle them with BS, in the proper proportions. But please try to improve your spelling there boy. You spell like an inbred country hick who uses lead paint chips as a flavor enhancement substitute.
my favorite camera system for squatch findin' is the rorschach 3000. among it's many modes is a bigfoot sighting mode. this mode provides tilelization and ample random blurryness. it also has a program which superimposes eye sockets on tree bark and roundish clumps of moss and leaves. a really awesome system and i whole heartedly recommend it. so kids, get up from your computers and get out there and start squatchin'. please leave your guns at home though because we don't need any of you kids getting your heads twisted off like those old barbie dolls.
ReplyDeleteBreaking News: Tonight, you'll get nothing and like it....LIVE! I hope I'm back from my Sasquatch Round Table Discussion at the Golden Coral by then to tune in...and Get My Nothing and Like it.
ReplyDeleteWrong I get my nothing and I love it
DeleteI get my money for nuthin and my blobsquatches for free.
DeleteStacy Brown Jr. is a respected veteran researcher. He knows what he is doing. You'll see, the nothing tonight will be pretty damn good...
DeleteHell yeah...nuthin like some damn good nuthin on a Friday night with nuthin better to do than get nuthin and like it. Pass the Cheetos.
Deletelol...Can't beat it after a long hard week of nothing...
DeleteBy tomorrow they'll be selling Myakka Skunk Ape tees and pendants. There will be several hundred footers calling to each other tonight.
DeleteFor how much?
DeleteIf I can't tune it, can someone please save my Nothing for me? I'd really appreciate it and promise I will Like it later.
DeleteOf course i will DVR it and put it on YouTube for you
DeleteWhat kind of camera is Mr. Brown using to film himself? It appears to be one of the 4 kilopixel models they sell at Dollar General.
ReplyDeleteHey, those are the only cameras capable of capturing a bigfoot. You should know that by now.
DeleteAnything above that resolution can only capture bear, large black dogs, stumps and turkeys.
DeleteThat this is being considered the best 'skunk ape' footage ever tells you all you need to know.
ReplyDeleteHoaxes always look better with old 8mm Cameras. Let's get back to the old ways of the Patty days, shall we?
ReplyDelete16mm reel to reel- the best way to watch John Holmes and bigfeets
DeleteSerious Question: I've got a couple Sasquatches in my backyard that have Shape-Shifted into Squirrels and won't stay off my bird feeder. I tried to shoot one with a BB gun but it ricochet right off the little bastard and shot my eye out. I need a "Sasquatch Expert" here. Any suggestions?
ReplyDeleteYou need letrain dick or snow stalker slime
DeleteMake sure you get a sample for Melba first very important research goin on
DeleteThey can only maintain squirrel mode for a few days so they will split before they change back if you put out some trail cams-they hate trail cams....
DeleteI tried to get a sample for DNA verification, but when I got to close I Blacked out for 6hrs. When I came to, my taterhole had been violated. These are some evil creatures.
DeleteThat sucks didn't you wear your foil hat so it couldn't blast you
DeleteI did have my foil hat on but it was made from that cheap Dollar Store crap. Some items you should never skimp on, I guess. Lesson Learned.
DeleteAin't that the truth I didn't know tinfoil but tp I know for sure and Heinz ketchup
Delete( Ken).. Don't even get close to the Tuna, big mistake, major big mistake guys.
DeleteDEERSQUATCH SAYS HE DGAF! HEY HUMANS WATCHING ME, I DGAF! IM A FUCKIN DEERSQUATCH BIOTCH. COME AT ME BRO!
ReplyDeleteRight on let's do this bro
DeleteI like the part were he tells his kid "lets run" and in the next shot the kid is 100 yards ahead.
ReplyDeleteIf you listen you can actully hear his arteries hardening.
Deleteholy shit talk about blablabla
ReplyDeletethe founding father of bigfoot hunting in wisconsin
blablabla is a type of Sasquatch Samuri Chatter, right?
DeleteSWP, maybe Floridians are armed to the teeth, but you have to further assume they have bigfoot on their minds(like us) and are looking to bag one for fame and fortune.
ReplyDeleteThis is just a report,like you say, since we can't see what the witnesses describe. It can very well be some guy, who does not think or care about bigfoot, hanging in a field ....
Myakka Skunk Apes Rule....OK!
ReplyDeleteCan we bring them tiny sasquatches back too? Momback.
Good for Stacy. Nice people. Interesting photo and I hope it pans out.
ReplyDeleteAgreed, nice folks and Good Luck. It's too bad they won't find squat...I mean, Squatch.
DeleteWhat is it?
ReplyDeleteA Blur, a blogsquatch, nothing at all as usual.
I have stopped believing there is any such thing. And the hoax being pulled by FB/FB have sealed that for me.
I've seen the body, it's real man. deal with it.
DeleteWho'd have thought the weirdos at FB/FB would be the ones to fire the coup-de-grace shot into the bigfoot craze? My money was on Melba...
DeleteIf by "body" you mean "You'll get nothing" and by "deal with it" you mean "and like it" Well, hell yeah...I'm in!
Delete(Ken).. Anon4:57, you gotta way with that line bro. Kinda cuts the guts out brother, and like it too.LOL You do it well.
DeleteThanks, Ken. I find it to fit perfectly in this whacky world of Sasquatch. Nobody can argue it, either. If someone would like to try based on the "evidence" at hand...bring it. My ass may be dumb, but I'm no Dumb Ass.
Delete(Ken).. Yep I can dig it brother, and I want to believe, but I ain't got no REAL argument with your no facts brother. I'am trying, and If I say I got something it will be good friend. Until then, you the man.
DeleteBest part of the whole vid : "There's two of em"....Jeebus that's funny right there.
ReplyDeleteAnother superb piece of BF evidence, filmed with a potato.
ReplyDelete