Breaking: Cowboy Finds Unidentified Giant Skull, Not Ruling Out Bigfoot, Goatman, Jersey Devil, Chupacabra, or Giant Lemur
Our Matt Moneymaker Tweeter feed was flooded today with people trying to figure out what this giant mystery skull belongs to. This was recently discovered by a cowboy who owns cattle and knows what cow skulls look like and he says it's not a cow skull. A survey team in Texas is currently asking the BFRO to help ID the skull type. Though it is twice the size of a human skull, Moneymaker says "it's not a human, or a Bigfoot, nor common animal."
If you're thinking this is a Bigfoot skull, Moneymaker is pretty sure it isn't. He writes, "It is DEFINITELY NOT A BIGFOOT SKULL. The only relationship w/ BF is that finders have asked bigfooters to identify it for them."
Here's the full resolution images of the skeleton:
Moneymaker compares the mystery skull above to the shape of a female cow's skull: "The closest skull shape to the mystery skull is a female cow (http://goo.gl/3zOES ) but the eye socket has a very different orientation..."
Second....blow me ..
ReplyDeleteDid you bring the tweezers and magnifying glass this time?
DeleteWhat happened to the guy that was first? What the hell, I'll take it..^^s\b FIRST...
DeleteI think the guy who claimed first must have got a little too colorful and got his comment deleted. Haha, I've done that before.
DeleteOh shit. I don't want to lose my first ^^^s/b
DeleteFIRST...well blow me down..
Inexperience can have such a high price. Lessons learned and he'll be back. One to keep an eye on.
DeleteMMG
I agree. That kid's gonna be alright.
DeleteThat's the jersey devil I'd know that skull anywhere the tusk hole is for his devil horns yep jersey devil there he go
DeleteDuece!
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ReplyDeleteI wholeheartedly agree
DeleteI disagree. I'm glad slavery was abolished.
DeleteNo Les, Hitler was not a great man.
DeleteYes Les hitler did have a great fondness for the occult. but that doesn't elevate him to magi super hero status. I can guarantee my Jewish grandmother would disagree with you that he did humanity the biggest favor ever. But it's ok to feel that way if that's your role model we all need one.
DeleteThe skull is a giant ground sloth
DeleteIt's the CEO of the Twinkie corporation. Sad to have fallen so far.
ReplyDeleteok, there seems to be a coin to the right of the skull, somebody from "mathschool" do the math. Give us a accurate size
ReplyDeletenickel, dime, or quarter?
DeleteIts a 1943 copper penny!! The fool is so bent on hoaxing us he missed out on a cool 5 mill...
DeleteThat skull seems to have a midtarsel brake. I vote Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteThat's the Mayors ExWife.
ReplyDeleteMay she rest in peices.
Yes, the woman was a saint...
Delete... A saint Bernard.
DeleteEnoch ya!
ReplyDeleteLooks like a giant ground sloth skull with damage to the extended portion at the front.
ReplyDeleteBingo
Deletethey've been extinct for 10,000 years
Delete"N 40"
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DeleteTempting I know but not so Bingo, it's a cow skull with the front part missing.
Yup. Forward facing eye sockets
ReplyDeleteCool
They finally found Jimmy Hoffa
ReplyDeleteDamn Dreamworks is going all out promoting their new animated film The Croods.
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ReplyDeleteAre the Rockets and the Nuggets playing tonight?
DeleteThese are both derogatory terms in Glasgow. Very amusing in my part of the world!
MMG
Go Rockets!!!!
DeleteIslanders suck!
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Pittsburgh is wiping the floor with the Islanders right now
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ReplyDeletewhy are they asking Moneymaker? he doesnt know squat. Cow skull... ya right
He is a brilliant man. I think he's the nicest looking most intelligent magnificent specimen of a man the Bigfoot Community has ever had. What a guy, he's got it all. He is now working on projects for N A S A as well as security Hardware for the secret service. The U S and her allies would be lost without MATTHEW MONEYMAKER. We should all be honored he makes the time for our entertainment at such meager rates. He's a saint.
DeleteAre you a cartoon Character or what? Money Taker A saint? I think I've slipped into the other dimension, not of sight or sound, but of stupidity.
Deletefemale moose perhaps, the dirt in front of the skull looks disturbed, as if someone lobbed off the front of the nose section of the skull, it could also be a young calf moose. perhaps a cow skull as someone stated, but once again the dirt directly in front of the skull kind of looks like someone hacked off that part of the skull to give this false snub nose. even though you can clearly see in the photo's that that section of the nose has been removed either eaten by animals or once again, hacked off by hatchet or whatever object that left the marking in the dirt directly in front of the skull. perhaps a white tailed doe?
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(Ken).. Looks like some kinda half cow or Bison maybe, but kinda canine without the teeth. Olfactory Nasal opening is kinda messed up. Who knows, but cool find either way. Not turkey, not bear,LOL.
ReplyDeleteIt's ManBearPig.
DeleteNot a Bigfoot skull, based on all the other Bigfoot skulls he's studied. what an idiot.
DeleteIt's Al Gore JR. I hadn't heard about his passing. Another inconvenient Truth.
DeleteHow dare you!!
DeleteIt's a cow. Here's a cow skull with forward facing eyes, just like in the second photo:
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Dang imbedded image didn't work, here the link:
Deletehttp://i.imgur.com/lpMSaNn.jpg
Ground Sloth
ReplyDeleteSome cowboy. It's absolutely a cow skull.
ReplyDeleteThis.
Deletelemur man
ReplyDeleteGround Hog or Beaver, maybe Marmot.
ReplyDeleteIt's a cow skull. Darren Naish has confirmed this idea. This just shows that Matt Moneymaker can make some outrageous claims, he said that it might be a Jersey Devil skull.
ReplyDeleteNo incisors. Not a carnivore.
ReplyDeleteIDIOTS!!!!!! That is a cow! The nose portion is buried in the DIRT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCow skull, with the front part broken off:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.d91.k12.id.us/skyline/science/zoology/cow.htm
What it's not:
ReplyDelete-not a horse
-not a cow
-not a wild boar or a sow
-it's not cougar
-it's not a goat
-it's not a turtle or an ice cream float
-it's defiantly not a dog
-it's defiantly not a cat
-it's defiantly not an ostrich or a monkey or a rat.
I give up.
How do so many misspell definitely?
DeleteHe wrote defiantly
DeleteMoofoot
ReplyDeleteA pig with the snout removed, cows don't have lower teeth.
ReplyDeleteDisregard the cow portion of my comment, but the skull looks similar to pig skulls without the snout.
DeleteCows have lower teeth, otherwise they couldn't chew their cud. Cows don't have upper teeth in the front, just like deer.
ReplyDeleteMatt M. is incorrect, the eye sockets are not oriented differently. They are oriented the same. The photographs are oriented differently (shot at different angles). The "mystery" skull is shoved into the ground at an angle, obscuring the view of the snout and causing the eye sockets look as if they are more pronounced and angled more forward.
Whatever type of animal or beast it was, it was sure smiling when it died.
DeleteIt is a cow skull with nose buried in dirt. I printed off a pic of a cow skull and folded over the nose. Perfect match.
ReplyDeleteIt is a cow skull with nose buried in dirt. I printed off a pic of a cow skull and folded over the nose. Perfect match.
ReplyDeleteWe heard you the first time
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DeleteWhat was that ?
Appearently cows now have a 90degree bend in their lower jaw bone, and forward facing orbital bones... Evolution is fast nowadays! Yea baby! I wonder what mutant power I'll get?!?! So exciting! Zomg!
ReplyDeleteIt's not a bovine skull you nitwits. If you really think it is, your flux capacitor must be broken and for a great price, I'll sell you all new ones.
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