Watch this: Lab Chimps Play In Sunlight For The First Time In 30 Years


It's beautiful watching these lab chimps walk out into an open playground and give each other hugs in the sunlight for the first time after 30 years of staying indoors. The saddest part about this is that it's now impossible for them to survive in the wild by themselves. 30 years in captivity means they don't have the necessary skills to hunt and survive.

Our question is what kind of lab research were they used for? Would people be OK with this if these apes were used for research we're all benefiting from?

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    1. just gonna check out the bff, i will report my findings back

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    2. and within 10 seconds we have hit gold:

      "I agree that it's a good imitation if that's what it is, but there are a few things that aren't right about it. There used to be owls that would come around trying to get the chickens, before the BFs were here. There were always at least three, & they would call to each other constantly. It was possible to tell how many there were by the distance to the calls. One would be close & the others would be varying distances away. I used to go out with the spotlight & almost always see the closest one.

      Their calls always had a soft, muffled sound that's missing from these calls. Aren't experts supposed to know these things? "

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    3. My God. We'd better start dumping Thorazine into all the water towers.

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    4. I'm shutting this thread down in the name of bad science.

      He who proofs to the woodchucks proofs the bestest proofs by default of acceptable science.

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    5. And some idiots still pretend the PGF is a hoax when we're virtually seeing Patty-like similar muscle movement skin under hair and gait here, looking at chimps is actually some of the best visual evidence for the 1967 film's authenticity showing a real Sasquatch and no suit.

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    1. The Chimps HAVING sex in your "artical" shoud make you Ashamed!!! THIS WORLD is going TO HELL in A HANDBASKET!!! thank allah!!,,, I sharon le QUIT DRINKING !! AND found a boyfriend &god!! IN THAT ORDER!! !!!!!!!!!!

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  3. The trolls are the best thing to happen here!!!

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    1. We make shit happen. It's pretty easy. Fun, too :)

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  4. Steve Fagfart & Big Gay Jim are gays together !!

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    1. "Drat! Who let out the chimps! Back! Back, into your hole of misery you hairy beasts!"

      (Evil door operator)

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  6. All trolls baby!

    Matt Moneymaker google images penis pics when his wife is asleep!

    Don't get mad he's our new hoaxer, maybe he is Matild?

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  7. KEN: 30 years, boy that's a long prison sentence for anything. Sad truly Sad, and the valuable research has maybe saved countless lives too.

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    1. 30 years and all they had to do was hit the garage door opener? Could've at least given them a tanning bed.

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    2. Who the hell keeps a chimp locked up in labs for 30 years, only moronic people.

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  8. those poor baby bigfoots...that's no way for a type of people to live

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    1. I would have loved it if in the seconds following their release they would have bet met with a hail of bullets from semi-automatic weapons. I hate chimps.

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    2. ^ Bullied subhuman serial killer scum.

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  9. Where is the guy selling the monkeys? He'd make a killing tonight.

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    1. That guy can suck macaque, I gave him money for a monkey at rhesus and he colobus and left town, he's such a douc.

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    2. Chimps aren't monkeys they're apes.

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  10. hey mk davis has a new whitey video on youtube today feb 28,, check it out everyone, come back here so we can have some laughs, you won't believe how clear this footage is!!!

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    1. Shawn will post it, and I will be FIRST. You can put that shit in the bank, bro...

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    2. That is possible... I know it was not me >:(

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  11. Goddamit Shawn!!

    I came here all full of piss and vinegar and liquor ready to insult some bleevers.

    Instead I watched that vid and now there are tears in my beer.

    Hats off to Shawn, you magnificent bastard.

    LOVE LIVE BIGFOOT EVIDENCE!!!!

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    1. heh, all the bleevers are hiding on BFF I guess.

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    2. They're burrowed deep within the bff.

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    3. They packed their gift baskets and left.

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    4. Not so fast trollbag, we are still here. We generally do not comment because you guys do such a fantastic job proving your overall machismo that any attempt at intervention would just bring a spot of light to a dull crowd. However, you all are a bunch of comical parasites, I will give you that.

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    5. BE as usual writing all the bull comments themselves.

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  12. Well if bigfoot proves to be real, we can start experimenting on them instead! Humanity MUST PREVAIL!

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    1. I'd hire a squatch to cut my lawn. My Mexicans suck.

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    2. That's because they're rallying in Colorado and talking about they have so many kids so they can train them to be soldiers because they're gonna take over America but the closest they're getting is doing a shity manicure on lawns that's their plan to fight ahh I left a one foot spot of lawn uncut the Americans will be so busy worrying about that spot that we will be distracted that we can take over with our 10 Mexican Air Force fighter jets

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  13. They sure seemed happy to get outside. Good for them.

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    1. Nice park they made for them, sure beats being indoors 24/7.

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    2. They would be even happier biting your face and ripping your nuts off! Chimps are EVIL!

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    3. Not as evil as the people locking them up for 30 years.

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  14. Shawn,

    I was involved in this research project for at least some of the apes. The apes were used to model various aspects of the lives of Bigfoot believers. The apes were denied access to the outside, to simulate the effect of living in a parent’s basement and feed a steady visual stream of Bigfoot information: the PG film, finding Bigfoot, and bigfoot evidence, etc. Significant findings of the study include (but not limited to)…

    • The apes became mentally and emotionally underdeveloped

    • Made videos while swinging on porch

    • Threw feces (which they kept in jars) at anyone who tried to expression a disbelief in Bigfoot, or talk rational/common sense to them.

    • An obsession to become to the first one to comment “First!” on blogs

    • A compulsive need to use the word ‘tater-hole’ (which they signed, don't ask)

    • A debilitating inability to reason, often creating fantastical explanations for even the most prosaic of events

    • Complete hopelessness to be skeptical about anyone claiming they capture a Bigfoot

    The experiment was considered a smashing success, but the results are very terrifying…
    We are publishing the results in the high impact De Novo journal later this month; you’ll just have to wait.

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    1. Do you pretend to be a Bigfoot skeptic because you think it makes you look like less of an ignorant sloth for being obsessed with a mythical creature ?

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    2. One of the chimps have escaped!!^^

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    3. Sloths are a type of omivore people who climb slowly down from the tops of trees to poop on the ground, then bury it.

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    4. Are you JREF chimps lashing out in embarrassment because most of your ranks are known liars and frauds like Kitakaze and Parnassus just to name a few ?

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    5. Nope, we're lashing out because you're such a sucking faggot.

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    6. I am NOT gay. I just really like giving blow jobs.

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  15. Cute until they start eating off you fingers...

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    1. Or knocking your face off? Remember when Travis the Chimp (no relation) knocked that one lady's face off and the owner stabbed him, and the cops shot it like 9 times with a .45 while it was tearing the door off the police car, and it still was strong enough to run inside the house?

      Chimps are scary

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  16. Pretty funny how the people posting such defamatory remarks think it can't come back to them because of the Anonymous tag. I have two terms for you guys, "IP Address" and "Defamation Suit". Some people are going to learn the law the expensive way ;)

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    1. Who in this thread was defamed ?

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    2. Do you know how easy it is to plug into someone's phone line from outside? We're going to track down your IP, splice your line and make repeated homosexual advances to known psychotics.

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    3. When science and reality prove that bigfoot exists, then we'll stop call Melba, Moneymaker, Smeja, Dyer, Erickson etc hoaxers.

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    4. What about Tontar and Kitakaze?
      Don't forget about them hoaxers!

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    5. Melba Ketchum is the undisputed Queen of the hoaxers. She snagged you idiots right through your fish eyes!

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    6. Especially Steven S got fooled into thinking so when he in fact is.

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  17. Wow if you are tired of finding bigfoot watch Robot Combat League on the sci fi channel. At least you will get to see REAL 800lb., 8 foot tall, Bipedal, Robots do battle. Awesome show!!!

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  18. Squatch bleevers have been left in the dark for much longer than 30yrs. Big Deal. Next!

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  19. Very few bleebers ever escape from the swirling sucking vortex that is modern squatchfootery. They just keep knockin and howling during their slow spiralling descent into the abyss. Worms under the big black sun.

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    1. Neither do the pretend skeptics like yourself.

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    2. Subconsciously I believe. Subcutaneously I bleed. Submarine sandwiches I eat.

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  20. "...if it was me who held solid evidence of a new species and a remarkable pattern of origin, I would be breaking down the doors of any mainstream scientists I thought might be able to verify my data. I would want that Nobel prize far more than another appearance on Coast-to-Coast AM."

    PWNT.

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  21. I like that Dane cook skit about having a monkey at teaching it to do battle how much guys would love to have a monkey then he say you come in from work and go monkey are you here and the monkey goes I'm in your closet he goes holyshit you can talk the monkey goes I taught myself to talk let's let's fight funny as hell

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  22. Kids these days with their facial piercings and their sarskvarches.

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  23. They should do testing on prisoners, not animals.
    At least humans know better?

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    1. That is an excellent idea. Make murderers and rapists contribute to the betterment of humanity to make up for the lives they destroyed...

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  24. Like atheists experiencing the divine for the first time.

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    1. Like skeptics getting sodomized by bigfoots and realizing they like it...lol..

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  25. I for one welcome our new lab-chimp overlords.

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    1. They can test drugs on me...I probably won't notice...

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