Watch this: Hot Blonde Chick Chased By Bigfoot


This amusing clip appears to be an outtake from a video project involving Bigfoot in Lake Placid, NY: "The monster chases a blonde damsel to the Olympic Village. Classic setup. Corny. And Bigfoot has one big outtake..."

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  1. this is actually a recreation of what happened to mulder on that fateful night

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    1. Late Night Sneaky Uncle Sasquatch is on the prowl. Sleep with one eye open little footers.

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  2. Watch for the pageantry of maggot-brained judgement-impaired knee-knockers which are the skeptards. A whole wave is coming.

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    1. We get it.

      You got banned from JREF.

      WE GET IT.

      NOW STFU YOU BUTTHURT FOOTER.

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    2. ^
      We get it, you've been banned from the BFF and pretend to be a Bigfoot skeptic because you think it makes you look like less of an asshole for being obsessed with a mythical creature.

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  3. That's Jeff Anderson. It's also fake. You can hear someone say quiet on the set.

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  4. More blonde chick, please. Less of everything else.

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    1. Amen, bro. Would crawl 5 miles over hot coals, broken glass, yadda yadda ya. Chicks like that want nothing to do with a bunch of bungling foottards.

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    2. First of all she has needs to get out of those uncomfortable clothes, take 2 I see her tits at the zoom in and the sasquatch chasing her down with a Dildo. I think that would make it more suspensefull
      Squatch Nuts

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  5. I agree that it's a good imitation if that's what it is, but there are a few things that aren't right about it. There used to be owls that would come around trying to get the chickens, before the BFs were here. There were always at least three, & they would call to each other constantly. It was possible to tell how many there were by the distance to the calls. One would be close & the others would be varying distances away. I used to go out with the spotlight & almost always see the closest one.

    Their calls always had a soft, muffled sound that's missing from these calls. Aren't experts supposed to know these things?

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  6. Old Bigfoot needs some safety pins to hold his pants up. Or maybe them drawers was supposed to fall down for the next sceen

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    1. The making of a really good porn. Do you think she's bald down below?

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    2. wouldnt make a damn bit of difference.

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    3. It would make a difference IF you were looking for hair pie!

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  7. rise pause fall there it is boom

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  8. I can't believe my sloppy thirds post on here got deleted!! Too much censorship on here! WTF!?!?

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    1. You shouldn't have gone into so much detail about it.

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    2. I am devastated here Shawn! Why Shawn, Why? :-( I've been one of your wittiest, funny trolls on here for a long time. I am hurt…

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    3. Yeah, I guess your right. Dang it!

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    4. Yeah Shawn, your right. I need to clean up my potty mouth. I am a Skeptards/troll, but I do have a fascination with the magical monkey. I have to say I am addicted to this site (not as much as Jay, lol)!! It is by far the best site I have ever found. Keep posting random stuff and your wittiest troll will TRY to clean it up.

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  9. I thought Matilda might be a lesbian. Cool.

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  10. someone really does need to make a bigfoot porno

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    1. I actually think there is one already made. Yes I was right, here is the name of it: "Sweet Prudence & the Adventure of Bigfoot"

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    2. Someone made a soft porn not too long ago.

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  11. At least the blonde chick photo came out clear. I hope the moron in the suit fell off the mountain. BTW was the camera mounted on his wanker?

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  12. Made a special treat for our forest friends. It's chocolate tree bark candy, and it's delicious. For an extra, extra special surprise, each little square has two or three squares of blotter acid inside. Can't wait to see what effect powerful hallucinogenic drugs have on these gentle giants.

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  13. LOL

    For breeding purposes ... lol

    rolling

    just rolling

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  14. Can't wait to see the para dumb ass breakdown on this video.

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  15. Thank God the dude with the camera fell down, or otherwise we might see this fair young maiden suffering a fate...... (gasp!)....... WORSE THAN DEATH!

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