Watch this: Hot Blonde Chick Chased By Bigfoot
This amusing clip appears to be an outtake from a video project involving Bigfoot in Lake Placid, NY: "The monster chases a blonde damsel to the Olympic Village. Classic setup. Corny. And Bigfoot has one big outtake..."
this is actually a recreation of what happened to mulder on that fateful night
ReplyDeleteLate Night Sneaky Uncle Sasquatch is on the prowl. Sleep with one eye open little footers.
DeleteLMAO!
DeleteWatch for the pageantry of maggot-brained judgement-impaired knee-knockers which are the skeptards. A whole wave is coming.
ReplyDeleteWe get it.
DeleteYou got banned from JREF.
WE GET IT.
NOW STFU YOU BUTTHURT FOOTER.
^
DeleteWe get it, you've been banned from the BFF and pretend to be a Bigfoot skeptic because you think it makes you look like less of an asshole for being obsessed with a mythical creature.
That's Jeff Anderson. It's also fake. You can hear someone say quiet on the set.
ReplyDeleteMore blonde chick, please. Less of everything else.
ReplyDeleteAmen, bro. Would crawl 5 miles over hot coals, broken glass, yadda yadda ya. Chicks like that want nothing to do with a bunch of bungling foottards.
DeleteFirst of all she has needs to get out of those uncomfortable clothes, take 2 I see her tits at the zoom in and the sasquatch chasing her down with a Dildo. I think that would make it more suspensefull
DeleteSquatch Nuts
I agree that it's a good imitation if that's what it is, but there are a few things that aren't right about it. There used to be owls that would come around trying to get the chickens, before the BFs were here. There were always at least three, & they would call to each other constantly. It was possible to tell how many there were by the distance to the calls. One would be close & the others would be varying distances away. I used to go out with the spotlight & almost always see the closest one.
ReplyDeleteTheir calls always had a soft, muffled sound that's missing from these calls. Aren't experts supposed to know these things?
Old Bigfoot needs some safety pins to hold his pants up. Or maybe them drawers was supposed to fall down for the next sceen
ReplyDeleteThe making of a really good porn. Do you think she's bald down below?
Deletewouldnt make a damn bit of difference.
DeleteIt would make a difference IF you were looking for hair pie!
Deleterise pause fall there it is boom
ReplyDeleteI can't believe my sloppy thirds post on here got deleted!! Too much censorship on here! WTF!?!?
ReplyDeleteYou shouldn't have gone into so much detail about it.
DeleteI am devastated here Shawn! Why Shawn, Why? :-( I've been one of your wittiest, funny trolls on here for a long time. I am hurt…
DeleteYeah, I guess your right. Dang it!
DeleteYou said "D*ck". ;-)
DeleteYeah Shawn, your right. I need to clean up my potty mouth. I am a Skeptards/troll, but I do have a fascination with the magical monkey. I have to say I am addicted to this site (not as much as Jay, lol)!! It is by far the best site I have ever found. Keep posting random stuff and your wittiest troll will TRY to clean it up.
DeleteI thought Matilda might be a lesbian. Cool.
ReplyDeletesomeone really does need to make a bigfoot porno
ReplyDeleteI actually think there is one already made. Yes I was right, here is the name of it: "Sweet Prudence & the Adventure of Bigfoot"
DeleteSomeone made a soft porn not too long ago.
DeleteLook out Jennifer Lawrence...
ReplyDeleteAt least the blonde chick photo came out clear. I hope the moron in the suit fell off the mountain. BTW was the camera mounted on his wanker?
ReplyDeleteActually,it was a Taterhole Cam.
DeleteReal deal folks
ReplyDeleteIf you pause at 11 you can hears knockers.
ReplyDeleteMade a special treat for our forest friends. It's chocolate tree bark candy, and it's delicious. For an extra, extra special surprise, each little square has two or three squares of blotter acid inside. Can't wait to see what effect powerful hallucinogenic drugs have on these gentle giants.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteFor breeding purposes ... lol
rolling
just rolling
Can't wait to see the para dumb ass breakdown on this video.
ReplyDeleteThank God the dude with the camera fell down, or otherwise we might see this fair young maiden suffering a fate...... (gasp!)....... WORSE THAN DEATH!
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