Watch this: Guy Jumps Into Giant Cactus, Squeals Like a Pig
This is sooooo stupid. Only idiots would jump into cacti. He may as well try to body slam Chuck Norris. Seriously!
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
what a DUH
ReplyDeleteWell, you have to at least admire the strength of his convictions.
DeleteHe sure got a purdy mouth, dont he?
DeleteOwee ?
DeleteWe have a contestant for the 2013 Darwin Award
In the main, bigfoot skeptics are credulous. They have swallowed, hook line and sinker, a slew of untested assumptions against copious evidence that is actually passing tests applied by top-drawer scientists.
DeleteHell he main lines all that heron what difference does a few more needles make
DeleteThat may be true, but we must agree that the world will forever be divided between those who have had an encounter and all others who will NEVER see one on film, in a textbook, popular books and magazines or read about them on wiki.
DeleteA very safe assumption after 60 years, no?..
Bleevers are morons akin to 10 year olds crying after being told Santa doesn't exist.
DeleteOnly a stupid, stubborn jackass, would argue at this point that bigfoot is anything other than a series of hoaxes.
^ Meant for 7:25, but yeah..the guy is a junkie. I've had encounters with those...
Delete^ I mean meant for 712...This explains why I am never first!
Delete^^^^^^ LOL
DeleteWell, almost first, but almost doesn't count.
ReplyDeleteBigfoots gonna get you guys....
ReplyDeleteThey are a type of purple.
DeleteGrape ape.
DeleteBigfoot has been known to rape men! Why do you think so many are hesitent to report their encounters?
ReplyDeleteWhy do you see old guys fishing at the kiddie pond when the river is a short drive down the road?
Because Bigfoot had their way with them...and raped them something fierce!
You think this is a joke?
How would you like some wild ape sticking his triple jointed penis in your ass and having his way with you?
Well unless your Steve Fagfart or some kind of equivalent queer gay guy you would be horrified!!
So be carefull out there when your Bigfooting my friends or you and your butt hole will be sorry!
And stay thirsty my friends !
Frailty, thy name is Mulder.
DeleteTell me where the bad forest man touched you and we'll get through this together, Muldy.
So now bigfoots are anal probing
DeleteYou better keep the Chew Dawg out of this.....Chew dog don't swap light sabers...
DeleteHow's your cousin, ChewCocka doing? Does he still wear his boxers backwards? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
DeleteSteven ! He likes to go by Steven!
ReplyDeleteI just caught a squatch habituating in my back yard. Right there in broad daylight. Filthy bastard.
ReplyDeleteThey have no shame.
DeleteHenry May would simply clinch his butt cheeks and rip biggies penis off, or at least part of it anyway.
ReplyDeleteLoose lips sink ships.
ReplyDeleteOh, loose lips sink dicks!
DeleteDid you come up with that all by yourself?
Wow, so creative!
Why your so creative maybe, just maybe you could be our next Bigfoot Hoaxing celebrity?
Tight lips .......
DeleteFeel better everyday we aren't talkin on the face right
Delete@ anon 1:41,
DeleteYou mad bro?
Your mom take away your WOW account again?
That 80's?
ReplyDeleteThe 80's fucker, the 80's
Well the Bigfoot orgys I remember were in the late 60's & early 70's.
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This guy should join the JackAss team!
ReplyDeleteToday Johnny learned that actions can have consequences.
ReplyDeleteHello,
DeleteMy name is Assad, I am from Arabia and I find it just awful that you Americans would stick a camel in your ass! Why would you want to stick a camel in your ass? Camels are sacred & this is not an animal you would want to putt in your ass ! Trust me I am an Arab and I know this is not something you dont want to do!
In Arabia we prefer to put a Mercedes's in our ass, it's bigger than a camel therefore more comphortable in the ass!
Dumb American ass-clowns !!
Bullshite Arabs don't call themselves Arabs way more self importance they same I'm Arabic
Deletearabs can shove a nice 5.56mm up their asses for all I care...
DeleteYour a dumb ass, Arabs will say they are Arab and Arabic ! They may say that they are from Arabia - it depends on the conversation, most are pretty dumb anyway - everyone knows this!
DeleteWho cares?
The Jackass team? Do they stick cigarettes in their ass and smoke them?
ReplyDeleteWere do I sign ?
what people do for a few views hahaha
ReplyDeletekEN; when Dyer finally admits the body isn't real, what are those guys going to do? Close up shop and go home? I wonder what they are really thinking and planning,I wonder if being stoned is on their minds?
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Pwned like Mulder in the dark
ReplyDeletewhat an asshole!!! did you see the one needle come out his arm bleeding bad,must have hit a vein.now mr. asshole what would you have done if you got a shit load in your neck? nothing like something sticking in your jugular vein!!
ReplyDeleteyou got that right !! wouldn't look to cool then!!
ReplyDeleteThis is a good sign. People who like to create retarded videos and share them with the world are apparently getting more creative. Bigfoot hoaxes are unfunny and fooling no one(well, no one except FB/Fb...)
ReplyDeleteAMATURE!
ReplyDeleteBANG BANG!
I've been tracking Cactus jumpers for 25 years. There's something stuck in my ass!
ReplyDeleteFinally, some Authentic video footage!
ReplyDeleteI think at this point just about most of us here could body slam Chuck Norris. His hair-piece might give you a little push-back though.
ReplyDeleteFinally, the smoking gun.
ReplyDeleteNo damages on the car ?
ReplyDeleteLAST !
ReplyDeleteAnd yet this cactus-jumping moron STILL isn't as big of a retard as bigfoot believers.
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