Watch this: Entire Texas Town Now Searching For The Neches River Bigfoot


Last Tuesday, news broke out that a man had witnessed a male and a female Bigfoot throwing rocks in the Neche river. According to the witness, one creature was standing next to a tree with its arms around a tree trunk while the other was squatted down. As the second creature rose from the crouching position, he estimated the creature was about 8ft tall. "All of a sudden they started walking then running through the woods," he told reporters. The Texas man snapped this photo below his phone:


Since the news broke out about Bigfoots being in the area, locals have been making their rounds searching for the elusive creatures and a few have reported hearing strange noises coming from the river. Check out this video from Fox26 News interviewing amateur Bigfoot hunters:

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    1. Your life will never be the same. Now every moment is awesome because you PWNED the world with firstage.

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    2. I saw this on the news yesterday early morning, I was wondering why it was not on here but I guess they were busy reporting Bigfoot drama, hoaxes & Rick Dyre stuff

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    3. Hot tip: They won't find jack shit...or bigfoot.

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    4. They probably won't find anything, yes; the harder you look, the less you see, in this phenomena.

      However, it is admirable that a large portion of the population is out looking.

      I've just finished a nice merlot here, or I'd share it with you.

      Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

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    5. They need to leave the Bigfoots alone! It is NOT good that the whole town is out looking.

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    6. This is Texas after all, so what do you expect?

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    7. The whole town to go out looking, of course. Good for them!
      Bringum back, DEAD OR ALIVE!

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    8. 'Stay firsty my friends'.

      Sorry pal but every Anonymous on here wins that prize besides which no one knows who any of y'are!

      'the harder you look, the less you see, in this phenomena.'

      Sorry Bollinger my friend but the more I look the more I see and what I see's two radical new approaches from our Sasquatchipudlian friends [a place near Norfokkerunia].

      One approach is the shy retiring one of evolving so you look less like a Sasquatch and more like a tree.

      The other approach puts the sass in Sassquatch by evolving outrageous sparkly green fur and publicly naking love to a giant model of a bucking and bronking coypu made of freshly laundered tumbleweed.

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  2. First Fuckers
    I would like to thank the Academy!
    Squatch Nuts

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    1. Go ahead and thank the academy, and then get the hell out of here!

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  3. You Firsty Bastard
    Squatch Nuts

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    1. I don't always get first... Yeah I do! Second one today biatches!!

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    2. Even your own existence is PWNED by this firsting dynasty.

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  4. I think that is a pic of one of the children that read this blog. Could be poop in a jar guy or maybe even mad bro guy.

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    1. Whats up poopster? Have not seen you around. I hope all is well. Do you have kids and did you duck tape little jars on their behinds when they were babies? Must of saved a fortune on diapers...

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  5. There's unrest with the forest people

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    1. And the creatures all have fled.

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    2. As the bigfoots scream "Oppression!"
      And the bears just shake their heads

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    3. Squatch know that Funyons are human food.

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  6. Or...it could be a pic of one of the children that WRITE this blog.

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  7. First to Fist my Friend
    Squatch Nuts

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  8. LOL Only in Texas.
    Hell boys, a real posse!

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    1. Why you gotta be hatin' on fat Jim like that?

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    2. Yeap, homo sapien sapien. Good job, you must have finally passed third grade science! Would you like a gold star or smiley face? Ah hell, you deserve both. ★ :-)

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    3. Big Jim jr. Do you really think that name makes you sound so rugged ?

      Yup you're a homo.

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    4. Rugged? No. Big Jim is a nickname given me back in junior high. It was because of my size. From junior high on I was the tallest and like second or third heaviest kid in school. When I graduated I was 6'6" 315#. I grew another inch taller just after turning 21. I started gaining weight when I quit power lifting and doing heavy manual labor jobs.

      When you eat 10000-15000 calories a day lifting then stop lifting and keep eating, you gain weight fast. I stopped at 365# &6'7" for years until '06 when I got seriouly hurt at work which resulted in a heart attack after a spinal procedure. The meds I am on cause weight gain. I really eat less than most people do but with heart rate and metabolism regulated by meds which also cause weight gain I stay fat. I topped out at 429# but am down to 385# now. Slowly but surely losing.

      Jr is because I am a Jr. Named after my Dad. My cb handle is sasquatch but I figured it was silly to use it online.

      So nothing rugged in that at all.

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    5. If you have slow metabolism you should try reversing your meals. Eat a hardy breakfast(the meal everyone spends the whole day working off), a reasonable lunch then a small dinner consisting of a piece of fruit and a bowl of cereal. Good luck..

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    6. It not really a slow metabolism. More like a shut down one. One of the meds literally makes my heart and the rest of the system run slow. When I exercise it takes several minutes before my heart rate starts going up. Then if I do something strenuous for a few minutes and stop I will suddenly pour sweat for twenty minutes. Even if I am doing nothing. I use to sweat like normal but as soon as I was put on the med it changed. That was also before the big weight gain too

      I only eat one "big" meal a day. At dinner time. I rarely eat before then. Might have a small snack. Then eat a normal sized dinner. Around 800 to 1000cals total. Later on I will have a snack. Sometimes fruit or tomatoes and cottage cheese or pickles and cheese or if I am craving salty I will have pork rinds, nuts or chips. If sweet tooth kickd in I will have a few cookies or candy.

      Trying to keep my calories below 2000 daily by using a modified Atkins type diet. Doc say I require 3200-3500 cals daily to maintain weight when doing my normal routine. Cut 500 a day to lose weight and then I cut another 800 or so to beat the meds.

      I also switched to a lot more whole grains but hard to plan meals as my wife is very picky eater and does not like much. Thanks for the advice too. I might try switching it up next time I hit a flat spot in losing.

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    7. Nice story. So can you wipe your own ass big Jim jr?

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  10. That's actually not a bad photo. I'm skeptical it's Bigfoot but see you can get a good shit if something with your phone

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    1. I agree. I doubt it is a bigfoot because it is very unlikely they exist. If they do, there would be less then a 1000 broken up into small, isolated groups in the PNW. Nomad adult males would explain why the gene pool remains varied and account for probably the dozen or so genuine post-colonization encounters. They would have been elusive from day one-meaning they were here before the Indians who also had few encounters. Just enough to form the basis of legend.
      This is the only scenario I consider plausible on the basis of the common sense observation that a ubiquitous bigfoot pop, causing all these purported sightings and encounters would have been found by now.
      I wish this photo was from British Columbia...

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    2. If you square that number, then you would be close to how many there are in each State of the PNW.

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    3. Agreed. I forgot to type in ^2 per...

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  11. The JREF footers are ruining this blog with their vile comments. It's a shame.

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    1. Hush little footer, don't say a word.
      Melba's gonna shit you a big fat turd.
      And if that big fat turd don't shine,
      Melba's gonna shit you a bottle of whine.

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    2. I once met a skeptard in Dallas,
      Who strutted and said 'My name's Alice!'
      I said 'What's the harm
      in me touching your arm?'
      Snorted she, 'I live in a palace.'

      I went to the Skeptard's Alliance,
      Where tiptoe they all go in silence,
      They worship on knees,
      And cry out their pleas
      To a god they have IDed as Science.

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    3. Cave girl and ape man sitting in a tree
      F-u-c-k-i-n-g!
      First comes rape then comes 'jaculation
      then comes a sasquatch in a birthing station!

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  12. Hey! We should discuss Bigfoot here.

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    1. ^^and the fact that they don't exist?

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    2. Yeah, sure. I kinda think they do, but I'm not sure. Too many credible witnesses.

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    3. ^^And no proof, after 50 years.

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    4. Lots of proof Moron^ what do you want on the Bigfoot wheel of proof? Film, pic's, DNA, hair , Saliva, crap, footprints, or thousands of eyewitness accounts? You're a genuine Idiot!

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    5. ^^^ Ha ha ha ha, 7:20 just served 6:59 her/his head on a silver platter!

      Well done you!!!!

      Ha ha ha!

      Good God man, the PGF IS evidence. Christ these sceptards refuse to study the damned thing!

      So much for their hallowed 'scientific method'--what a joke!!!!

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    6. So much credible evidence....


      HAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA...fucking idiot.

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    7. The PGF is inconclusive evidence at best and its the best you have got. You have all your work ahead of you before you actually have proof, and we all know that's not gonna happen.

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    8. Evidence is the set of the physical remnants left by some event in a space at some time. The event can be "a guy broke into a bank" or "a bigfoot walked through my yard". The proof is the argument connecting the evidence to the event.
      When the argument is exceedingly trivial, then it is better to call the evidence itself the proof. For example if I find a bigfoot head then the argument is-"No one can create an organic primate head. Therefore this came from a bigfoot and they exist". Silly. the head is the proof and we are done.
      The point is, this goes for the PGF. IF it is genuine the argument is "cameras do not film mirages or hallucinations, therefore bigfoots exist." Also trivial. The PGF is proof of existence or it is a hoax. It is not evidence.

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    9. ^ Does anyone know what the Hell this guy is talking about?

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    10. I think he wants us to eat Organic!

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    11. Anon 7:20 = naive, gullible, simple minded, easily deceived, will believe anything he's told without requirement of proof... His defense vocabulary consist of a total of 2 words: Moron and Idiot. Has no tolerance for any one with a critical thinking mind. Awaits further evidence for the existence of Sasquatch...

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    12. Anon 7:33 is the same self-congratulating asshole as 7:20. Is very sensitive and fragile, and is easily hurt by skeptical disbelief of his precious Bigfoot.

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  13. Bigfoots are a type of people.

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    1. A type of people that will never be found.

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    2. A type of people who don't want to be found.

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    3. Ohhhh, that's why no one can find them.

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    4. The skeptards are not a kind of people.

      Or are they just a very dense kind of people?

      We are studying them.

      We will have the results peer-reviewed for you.

      And not by skeptards!!!

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    5. Footers only peers would be drunken meth heads, pathological liars, and credulous trailer trash.

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  14. The no proof thing is why Im only a 75% bleever. I guess Iput more weight on the hundred (thousands) of seemingly credible people who have nothing to gain by telling others about it.

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    1. 10 foot tall, 800 pound human hybrids can be hard to find.

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    2. There's one behind every tree.

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    3. How about this?: Maybe Sharon Hill will go back to doubtfulnews.com where she belongs and stop commenting here every five minutes under different aliases.

      How about that?

      She said she would "never" comment on or maybe even visit a bigfoot blog or site again, ever.

      Wow, she seems to be here almost daily.

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    4. Classic paranoid delusion. You are like the first five chapters of the textbook.

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    5. ^^^poor little Footer, so ronery and all arone.

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    6. C'mon Inspector. You sound like that kid who thinks 'poop in the jar guy', his fans, and every troll and skeptic is just one person. Your writing indicates you have a brain and more sense than that. She might crack some jokes(if she is even here) but her articles are not antagonistic or mean-spirited. Plus, she's cute...

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  15. I have had low growls done at me that would not scare no one but yet some how I felt fear this fear that I had to leave a area more then once. acompaning this low growl I felt sick that would Keep me couch ridden for a week. I have had low tone sound in my ears that would also disoeirntate me as well while hiking.I have had my compass go in circles, cameras black out or stop working,too missing time or going from one spot to another that could bea mile apart in seconds.yes wierd stuff like that and always around them. these are are just some of the strange stuff and I have been looking for how to explain them. This all happened over time and no i do not keep records I keep it in my head cause the way I see it no one is going to believe it. as far as the camera goes the batteries were fully charged when they blacked out and I was taking a picture of a tree formation when it blacked out. It is the low growl that one should watch out for those are the ones that I think carry wieght to them.

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    1. Sounds like a brain tumor. Quit squatchin near the power lines.

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    2. That was the "Blair Witch", you are screwed...

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  16. I love bigfoot! Yay bigfoot!

    Bigfoot is the best.

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  17. Get your pitchforks, your torches, hell bring your Freakin kids as bait! Come one come all! Welcome to the "circus of Texas"!

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  18. And there are footprints, unidentified dna and audio that cant be explained. It seems to me, that if you are confident there is no bigfoot, you are not being realiatic.

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    1. You're either a new footer or really stupid...or both.

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    2. ^^^you tell em, angry footer!

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    3. ^^^7:37 et al:

      This site is just perfect for the sceptards, isn't it? I mean, think about it: With one click, your friendly misguided highly dense and confused local sceptard can:

      *Review his/her arrest record

      *See how many FB friends they have lost

      *Look for an online date

      No wonder they are here daily.

      The can also shop for the accepted sceptard attire such as enormous aluminum cowboy hats, SCEPTARD: DO NOT RESUSCITATE T-shirts, aluminium foil caps, and much more.

      In fact, this blog is the sceptard's one-stop-shop!

      Yipee!!!

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    4. Footer's mad cuz all he's ever got for his gifting basket was a paintball to the head.

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    5. Shot through the heart and foots to blame......

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    6. Squatch you give Footer's a BAD NAME!!

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  19. Well if it's such a hot bed then why no clear videos. Two people in camo taken with a blurry camera caused all the attention? LAME!

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    1. The place is crawling with them.

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    2. It's a full blown bigfoot infestation.

      They need to call Billy the Exterminator.

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    3. We should burn Bigfoot for fuel.

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    4. Bigfoot is a delicacy in Texas. Especially the head- that's where all the meat is.

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    5. Mmmmm......squatch oysters.

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  20. I swear, a friggen 10 year old could hoax 99% of the Footer community.

    Biggest bunch of rubes on the planet.

    A type of people indeed.

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    1. It was Ranae and her partner filming an episode of the Dyke Van Dick show.

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    2. Functionally illiterate Dick Ryder has pulled it off TWICE

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    3. 7:25:

      WARNING:

      SKEPTARD: DO NOT RESUSCITATE

      WE DO NOT WISH TO RETURN SUCH STUPIDITY TO A LIVING, BREATHING STATE OF EXISTENCE, SHOULD THE OCCASION ARISE

      AS YOU WERE . . .

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    4. I beliee in mysterious 8 foot boogermen. But 10 foot boogerman? That's just ridiculous!

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    5. True Dat Anon 7:29. Ricky can't spell a damn thing. Lol. But he's a genius at hoaxing. Mark my word, there will be some ground breaking Skunk Ape evidence found very soon.

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  21. Again, Im 75% sure they exist. Not 100%. You skeptics oseem very sure that is all BS. If one person in the history of humanity has truly seen a squatch anywhere on earth, every skeptic is dead wrong.

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    1. Lots of leprechaun sightings in Ireland... Bleeve it.

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    2. Every child bleeves in Santa Claus.

      Poor little footer, so ronery and all arone.

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  22. Do you obsessed JREF footers still bleeve Kitakaze found the P/G suit and that he's given it all up to be a Canadian liaison to Japan ? Also like you bleeve Parnassus and Saskeptic are practicing PHD's who spend their busy days posting about a mythical creature ?

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    1. Rock a by footer in the tree top

      You're going to get hoaxed, like it or not.

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  23. Im an atheist, I don't have any desire to troll Christian blogs and repeat God is pretend all the time. Skeptards, go make a skeptard bigfoot blog to entertain yourself.

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    1. Even better fproduce a bigfoot and entertain us.

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    2. There is one, a forum actually. Its called the JREF and it was founded by James Randi-he was on TV in the seventies debunking a guy who bent spoons with psychic powers...

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    3. A gay magician who's lover was arrested for being in the country with a stolen identity.

      If he didn't debunk Geller, like anyone really had to, would you still believe people can bend spoons with their mind ?

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    4. ^ Lol. Hell no. I was a kid, but I can't remember anyone actually believing he was bending spoons with mind power. The question was probably how did he do it...

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  24. When I was 9 my parents moved us to a large ranch in Oregon. Shortly after moving there I was outside gassing some salamanders out of a horse poncho. I glanced over towards the trees and saw eye shine. Then a few days later I heard a distinct twig break about 400 yards from my house and my dog barked 11 times. Needless to say, I'm lucky to be alive. What amazing animals!

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    1. Hills, were there any hills around? Did you point to any hill and say " what's that on the hill?"

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    2. My brother did a class project out there totally unrelated to sasquatch. But when they brought the footage back they noticed something on a hill. It was shaky and blurry but it had a pronounced compliant gate. I sent it to bfro to be stabilized by a VERY powerful computer. They are lucky to be alive. What amazing animals!

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    3. Gassing salamanders out of a horse poncho? What exactly does that mean?

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    4. Just rancher talk for chasing salamanders out of an old horse poncho with liquid triglyceride and ethanol

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    5. You can't just shake em out? I thought maybe the chemicals kill the eggs too, but wouldn't an amphibian lay its eggs in the water?

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  25. So when will I see FB/FB explain why this is the 3rd best evidence that Bigfoot exists?

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    1. FB/FB had better do it soon because they promised to shut down if Dyer was hoaxing the Bigfoot body. Since Dyer has already confessed to hoaxing the body, FB/FB should be logging off for good any day now.

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  26. Wow. Not only are there no Bigfoots in this photo, there are no subjects at all. It is a photo of an empty clearing. There are two dark shapes, both are the result of lighting in the wooded area.

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  27. I once droppped my horse poncho on the ground while shaking salamander eggs from it. I then named it "Matilda"

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  28. ikm guessing its something in the ater. mass hysteria. They even wheeled out the token kid to prve how serious they are

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  29. There is no Bigfoot... 99.9 percent certain. But it's that. 01 uncertainty that keeps me hanging out and reading the nonsense...

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  30. Hide all you squatches!! If you are caught the government will start making you pay taxes!!!

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