Watch this: Can Sloths Swim?
Although sloths may seem slow on land, they are extremely fast on water. Some Bigfoot researchers (a small minority) believe that Sasquatch isn't an ape at all, but is rather a remnant population of giant sloths. Fossil evidence show that giant sloths once existed on this planet. If this theory holds any water, it's possible that Bigfoots are greats swimmers.
Check out these top 5 facts about sloths:
- Although sloths spend most of their time in trees, they swim when the rainforest is flooded to find new habitats and mates
- A sloth has to crawl on its stomach using its claws to pull itself along on the ground, but it can move three times faster in water
- The sloth’s mammalian swim reflex is so developed that it can hold its breath for up to 40 minutes under water
- Fossil evidence suggests there was once a species of giant aquatic sloth
- Sloths have a green tinge because they cultivate algae in their fur for camouflage. This also supplies the smarter predator with one portion of its five a day.
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DeleteHenry May is going to end the "boring" in Bigfoot! Henry has taken it upon him self to help the entire Bigfoot community get to the next level, he is doing research currently and soon we will have some real evidence! I am sure as many are in the community that Henry May will bag one of these creatures soon....unfortunately he will probily rape the shit out of the poor beast before revealing it to the world!
DeleteWell, maybe it's better than shooting one
DeleteBigfoots eye shine is a problem for both the Human and Ape crowd - only the lemur/sloths have that Tapetum Lucidum, Humm.
ReplyDeleteHard to reconcile any of it with a Human Hybrid 15,000YBP, we'll see maybe, one day.
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DeleteDon't think so or you wouldn't be here to post, BFs are discriminating.
DeleteCan Bigfoots fly?
ReplyDeleteCan Bigfoots fly? Please for fucks sake of course they can! Can Henry rubb one out while eating a bologna sandwich? Duh
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DeleteI'm from the US, and we do say for fucks sake here in the US
DeleteHenry is going to get pist off about all this shit talk, so you wankers out there better buy a helmet if Henry comes your way, your going to need it!
DeleteFor the sake of god leave Henry alone! He is a very valuable to us in the Bigfoot community! We need him like Obama needs to spend all our tax payers money! He has read at least 7 or 8 books on the subject of Sasquatch which of course is a huge accomplishment in our community! So what if he is gay!
DeleteSi Senior, Bigfoots can fly. That is how they find out where you live when you lived over a hundred miles away, from where you thought that you could play some jack lynch jerky games on him and this just vaporize into the stratosphere. Bigfoot es un volante bueno!
DeleteIf Henry gets mad enough he will make another rage video. Then Shawn can post it on this site. Everyone wins. :)
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DeleteIf the MONEY Man was in the water he would surely float:...
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Is it normal for your dick to grow sideburns? I started trimming some hairs that were growing on the sides of the shaft when I was 14 and now that I'm 18 its like my dick is sporting full grown "chops".
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Just wait in a couple years you'll only have a pink tip. Looks like a dark paint roller with a penis head attached.
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ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean? I swear my dick has sideburns.....but seriously will it be that way forever? Also, am I the only one afflicted?
DeleteYou can rub those sideburns off pretty easily.
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DeleteHey guys can you do me a GOOD and knock off all the crap about Henry? Let's remember Without Henry the Bigfoot community would be minus a total genius! The community itself has taken note that Henry has a habbit of trying to so called "mount" a fella out of no ware but if you weigh the pros and cons of having Henry in the community you will see instantly that he is well worth having - he is the bestfringe since apple pie for the Bigfoot community and just be prepared to take one for the team!
ReplyDeleteye ive seen this before.there are the usual mistitled film on youtube as 'alien swimming!. all it was was a sloth with mange.quite convincing since u associate sloth with glazier pace and it was bald!kind of remnds me o other misidentifications and hoaxes ie a buck standing tall eatig berries etc or a bear standig up would all look like BF to person wanting to see a BF or not used to seeing animlas in the wild.
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Damnnnnn,,that looks just like Leon W!!!
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