Watch: This Video Makes Me Less Likely To Ever Visit Australia

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Which of these two places would you rather be at? Florida, where all you have to really worry about are brow recluse spiders, friendly alligators, crocodiles, super hybrid monster snakes and jellyfish warms? Or Australia, where you could possible be killed by king brown snake, eastern brown snake, Inland Taipan, Irukandji jellyfish and saltwater crocodiles? Even the plants in Australia are deadly! For me, I'll choose Florida over Australia any day of the week.

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  1. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 4:20:00 PM PST

    How neat is that?

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    1. Bigfoot is BSTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 4:44:00 PM PST

      as painful as a sasquatch mind rape

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:32:00 PM PST

      I AM SO SAD, MY GAY LOVER JUST LEFT ME. NO MORE SUCKY SUCKY. WHAT WILL I DOO NOW? RICHTOR?


      ALL CAPS GUY

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:52:00 PM PST

      Where are you caps guy? maybe we can get together for coffee or something.

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    4. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 6:00:00 PM PST

      THANKS BABE, I LIVE IN THE CASTRO DISTRICT OF SF. BTW, I AM A BOTTOM AND I ONLY DATE BULL TOPS.

      ALL CAPS GUY

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    5. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 6:02:00 PM PST

      Oh, you so sassy.

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    6. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 6:13:00 PM PST

      I'm not too far from you caps guy. How can we get together.


      Top Bull

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    7. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 6:19:00 PM PST

      You realy have to be carefull with stick formations since nature can make it's own stick formations.If you look at these sticks formations you have to look at them very well and see how it was formed.Like i said nature can form it's own stick formations so when looking at them look at the way they were formed.You will know when they were made by these creatures cuase you will get that feeling from them .It will be a overwhelming feeling of WoW they do make them.You will just know that this stick formation was made by them and that some how it was there way to show you they were there.Here is a example of one that was found by my dog.He ws about to pee on it and i stopped him .But if it was not for the dog i would have passed it up and never have seen it.So was my dog drawn to i in order for me to find it? it does not matter the reason why i found it.

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      Yeah, so do you guys remember when I said that this website had taken a turn for the gay and you guys were like: “Oh you be crazy dude”, “dude you so crazy”, “you be the craziest motherfucker I ever did see”, “you’re crazy”? Well what do ya think now ya wise asses?

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    9. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 6:30:00 PM PST

      You told us so.

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    10. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 6:34:00 PM PST

      We'll never doubt you again Anon 6:24.

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  2. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 4:23:00 PM PST

    Watch out for your balls guys ouch!!!

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  3. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 4:27:00 PM PST

    I'd like to see some posts from honest and credible habituators.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 4:58:00 PM PST

      They don't exist.

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:15:00 PM PST

      You'll find them in your local mental asylum.

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:35:00 PM PST

      I'm coming over here where the posters are sane. Damn - those habituators are crazy.

      Mulder

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    4. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 6:31:00 PM PST

      Bless your heart.

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  4. visi0nizeTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 4:41:00 PM PST

    I'd like to visit Australia, but damn their animals are crazy. That blue spotted octopus and that one cone shell thing thing that jabs you with like a deadly poison needle would keep me from ever sticking a foot in the water there.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, February 6, 2013 at 3:24:00 AM PST

      Yeah but put it into perspective here. in the US there's rattlers, grizzly bears, black bears, great white sharks, gators, mountain lions etc....

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  5. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 4:51:00 PM PST

    Craft beer. Drink it.

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  6. hashbrowns5964Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 4:58:00 PM PST

    I really like Julia Gillard, the Prime Minister of Australia. I don't care for her politics, but she appears to be clean and have very large bazooms.

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  7. Leo Frank .Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 4:59:00 PM PST

    I think I'll stay right here on our continent.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:43:00 PM PST

      Yeah, me too, that's where all the Bigfoots are. I wish I could see one.

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  8. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:17:00 PM PST

    No one said First! Is that a first?

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:25:00 PM PST

      You just said first dude.

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:29:00 PM PST

      No, this is a common misconception. You have to actually be first, and say "first" to be first. You sir are not first.

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:51:00 PM PST

      You're obviously misinformed about the rules of First©. The person who wins is the first person to say first.

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    4. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:59:00 PM PST

      Wrong sir wrong...article 22 section 9 clearly states ,in order to claim first one must be first to post first .posting first after the first post is in clear violation of the bylaws of first.

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    5. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 6:13:00 PM PST

      What about second etc?

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    6. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 6:44:00 PM PST

      No one gives a sh* t about 2nd or any other numerical commentary .if your can't lay claim to the title of first.. don't even bother..

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      Last...

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  9. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:21:00 PM PST

    I wish they made another Crocodile Dundee movie.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:25:00 PM PST

      You're a dickhead.

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:45:00 PM PST

      No more than anyone that believes in Bigfoot.

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:52:00 PM PST

      Yeah those footers sure are a bunch of dickheads...but so are you.

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    4. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 6:21:00 PM PST

      Their hands were shaped differently, very skinny and their thumbs were in a different place from a typical human hand.

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      My thumb is in a different place than the typical human thumb...my butt!!!

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  10. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:29:00 PM PST

    I wish they would make another Crocodile Hunter Collision Course movie.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:34:00 PM PST

      Yeah, starring Bindy Irwin! She fights and kills the stingray that murdered her dad! That would be insane. Co-starring Hugh Jackman as Bindy's love interest.

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  11. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:40:00 PM PST

    What was wrong with the Old Zealand?

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:47:00 PM PST

      Nothing at all. It's one of the few foreign countries I'd like to visit.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, February 6, 2013 at 11:01:00 AM PST

      There's nothing wrong with Old York either or even Old Amsterdam :)

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  13. AnonymousTuesday, February 5, 2013 at 10:23:00 PM PST

    As a Australian resident I can honesty say there's no reason to worry, living in the suburbs or visiting my local beach I have never even encounted these so called man killers. Great white sharks are the only ones I watch out for as theres alot if them here through the south coast, even then you would have to be real unlucky.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, February 6, 2013 at 3:30:00 AM PST

      You guys do have some of the coolest wildlife in the world whether it's all the different marsupials or all the aquatic life in the Great Barrier Reef. Love all your different gecko species too! As a Pom (or Limey to you Americans) I'm pretty shit scared of all your wildlife as the most dangerous animal we have is a drunk on a Saturday night!

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    DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!

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