Michael Discusses Video of Bigfoot Running On All Fours In Nassau NY
Michael says "This could be a Sasquatch". This footage was posted as being a Bigfoot in Nassau NY and shows an animal moving quickly on all fours. According to one "expert", it's impossible for a person to move as fast as the figure in the video. The footage is enhanced, magnified, slowed and looped in this video. Watch below:
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And the forest people shall inherit the earth....
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Weve taken care of everything
The knocks you hear, the howls you sing
The pgf that give pleasure to your eyes.
Its one for all and all for one
Sweati, Mulder, even Bill Munns
Never need to wonder how or why.
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All the proof of 'foots
Are held within our heads
Look around this fantasy we've made
Equality, our membership paid
Come and join the brotherhood of Squatch
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Let the moderators ban those trolls
Hold the post count proudly high in hand
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All the proof of 'foots
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^^^ Skeptard-in-training; dreams of one achieving gigantotard status.
DeleteKeep trying, little champ! We know you can do it!
I just don't understand some people's obsession over some guy who is probably house bound.
DeleteThey are a type of people.
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DeleteIt's an owl.
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Deleteget it round ye first lovers and grow the hell up!
ReplyDeleteGet it round ye? I smells me a Glaswegian....
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I smite thee, blasphemer! Firsting is noble-nay-sublime!
DeleteFirst Biatches
ReplyDeleteYou are not living the dream, loser.
DeleteTHEY are A type OF people.
DeleteWell played, good sir. Thoust are a worthy opponent!
Delete'Pretty convincing.' That's all it takes, folks. Hoax away.
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ReplyDeleteMike Payne (The Worlds Fastest Man), would smoke that blobsquatch in a 40.
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DeleteCOME ON PEOPLE!!!! DO NONE OF YOU KNOW WHO MIKE PAYNE IS?!? He's all over the running blogs, came out of no where. Smashed Usain Bolt's 100m time of 9:58! He has actual timed 100m at 9:32! Rumor has it he will be the FIRST to possibly break the 9 second mark. And to top it off he isn't even Jamaican. He is a Ginger kid from the Mid-West!
I actually heard about this guy. I thought it was BS, but more and more people are talking about him in the running/track community. Stan Lee's "Superhumans" are supposed to do a story about him. Total freak of nature.
DeleteDoes Merchant need some more weed money? He has been putting out a lot of videos lately (and of course Shawn is posting every single one).
ReplyDeletetHeY aRe A tYpE oF pEoPlE.
DeleteIs no one watching your dribble Rick?
DeleteThey were spanking the monkey
ReplyDeleteAbout a year and a half ago, at about midnight, someone walked through the woods next to my house, it was bipedal and every step sounded like a heavy thud. There have been further signs such as footprint disturbances, though indistinct, through the yard since then. Later I started wondering if the heavy thudding of footsteps was on purpose since I had walked out on the porch and was standing there for about 30 seconds before he started walking.
DeleteYou're very lucky to still be alive to tell that harrowing tale. I would limit porch visitations to 5 seconds bianually.
DeleteLol that statement was funny as hell
DeleteAll these sightings during the day....makes you wonder why the Finding Bigfoot team goes out at night.
ReplyDeleteI mean, aside from the fact that Animal Planet is trying to recreate Ghost Hunters....what's the point of it???
Don't you know that most of these people are capturing the "watchers", the day time look-outs?
DeleteFB has to go out at night so when Rollo shouts out "there's something on the hill" you won't see that the something is the nearest Burger King.
Delete1:39, we call them sentries. They are the backbone of the bigfoots corps, the elite, if you will.
DeleteAgreed. The bigfoot team certainly wont find any footprints, scat, hairs and other evidence at night. But as we already know, the show is a joke.
DeleteIt's just so in your face. The stupidity that is
DeleteHey, we're looking for a creature that's not even recognized by science. Lets go out for 1 night....do a community gathering (with actors) go out for 1 more night, and leave.
I'd sooner see them stay for a least a week at one location and just go to less places during the season. And I don't even want to find Bigfoot, I just think it will help their credibility....if there is any left that is.
Anyone who bleeves that crappy assed video shows a Squach is an ignoramus!
ReplyDeleteTeam Tater approved!!!
I thought I saw some daytime eye shine in the tree line the last time I was sorting my recyclables. Couldn't be certain, but it went away after I stared at it a while. I also heard movement at the time.
DeleteTeam Tazer Approved = Produced by the Circle-Jerks
ReplyDeleteHoly carnivorous cryptoids, Batman!
DeleteFrist!
ReplyDeleteEvery one of these videos proves one thing without question - bigfooters are a pretty gullible bunch.
ReplyDeleteRemember Team Tazer asks the hard questions.
DeleteDon't have to be a rocket surgeon to figure that out.
Deleteyour powers of smelling are second to none 1:36 well done.
ReplyDeleteI'm studying at the wooly booger seminary, to be a Bigfoot evangelist.
ReplyDeleteI hear they have a wing named after Wally Hersom.
Delete^Thats' where the bigfoot monks study.^
Deletemerchant disses fb/find blobsquatch' as he says. kettle back,pot. pu together words nto entence
ReplyDeletethis guy is a dick of the highest order, if he was a 21 year old student ,id get it
he is 1 middle aged iipy stoner speaking like some man child drop out. this dicj=k is making a kiving off dising of everyone elses work whenhe produces zip. I take it he makes some cash and is a welfare recipient! idiot needs to get a job and stop acting like a kid
^frustrated footer^^
DeleteLet me guess. Rick? Melba? David?
DeleteHmmm...sounds kinky.
DeleteWe middle aged hippy stoners are peaceful, playful creatures. Gift us some weed and we will leave a flower in your rifle barrel while you sleep...
DeleteHow about some patchouli so I may rub it under my nose. Then at least I'd have a little defense against you and your buddies BO
DeleteLooks like a possible vampire hybrid. Count squatchula would be my best guess. Not as fast and missing his cape, but it could be hang drying in his cave
ReplyDeleteIt's a castle you jackhole!!!
DeleteChimply irresistable footage.
ReplyDelete↑↑↑ Now that was a great pun.
DeleteWhy didn't that bigfoot just mind zap everyone there? He could of just strolled along at a slower pace.
ReplyDeleteAgree. Or throw powdered deer bone in their eyes and turn invisible. Something's not adding up here.
DeleteBears can move very quickly like, that when motivated to do so. I've witnessed them in Yosemite. Those idiots probably threw rocks at it or something to piss it off!
ReplyDeleteMichael...you have the most annoying...patronizing tone in your voice...please remember...for the most part...you are speaking to adults!
I thought this was outed as a viral video for an independent film years ago.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot has many of the same special powers as "my favorite Martian" from the 60's tv sitcom.
ReplyDeleteThat's the Chimp from the 70's show, BJ and the Bear. Ironically, the Chimps name is BEAR...2 commonly mis-identified animals in the world of Squatch. Careful, if he catches you he will indeed, Rip Your Face Off.
ReplyDeleteThe way some of these trolls are so crazy obsessed about this subject is a little disturbing. You have to wonder what their lives are like sometimes. Ugh, I just did and it wasn't good.
ReplyDeleteIt's kind of funny how they're always talking about loony behavior and craziness all the time. Do you think they're trying to be ironic? That's the real comedy around here.
Try and answer this, I won't be reading it however. I know better.
I think people are tired of blurry monkey suits being presented as evidence. This is an obvious hoax
DeleteNassau County!! GTFO! Next thing we'll hear is one was going through the dumpsters behind the Jacob Riis housing project!
DeleteSittin here in Queens,eatin re-fried beans
Wearin out my magazines, gulpin down thorazines...
What's next? A bigfoot in Central Park? I'm sure Fatt Moneytaker would confirm it.
ReplyDeleteUnreal. Stuff like this demolishes whatever credibility this subject may have. That there are people in this community that think bigfoots hang 10 miles or so east of the Coney Island Cyclone is something we should keep to ourselves.
DeleteYou mean, you never seen a bigfoot in Central Park feeding the pigions ?
DeleteI saw one mind rape a crack whore by the reservoir. He gave her $20, though...
DeleteDid it ask for any change back?
DeleteNo. He kissed her on the cheek and smiled benignly. A true kind and peaceful forest/city person.
DeleteThat made me tear up. I love bigfoot.
DeleteYes. It was a gritty but ultimately moving event. Very film noir...
DeleteI've been to this campsite. That's a squatch. I was charged by no less then 14 of these majestic beasts in a 48 hour period. Park rangers won't even go there anymore. My boy duke kicked one in the shin and it disappeared.
ReplyDeleteJeez.. 14 of them, your one lucky dude to survive that attack. Did any of them mind zap you?
DeleteMind zapped? No way of knowing for sure. However, my mom said when I got home all I did was wander through the yard mumbling something about a "compliant gait" and whistling towards the forest
ReplyDeleteYeah, they zapped you good. Just wear a tinfoil hat everytime you venture into the wilds. Have to let your brain cells regenerat for 93 days and your good as new.
DeleteHope you reported this to the bfro.
I did. They immediately strapped cameras to their faces and ran through the forest yelling like crazy near the campsite. Weren't able to see one but they heard a squirrel fart indicating a squatch was probably in the area.
DeleteMoneymaker says if it sounds like any kind of animal noise it's bigfoot mimicking the sound. A fart could of very well been a bigfoot. Was it heard on a hill?
DeleteIt was on a hill. And they found a rock on the ground that was probably thrown towards the area the night before. At the town hall meeting they met a 9 year old kid that saw one of these amazing animals spit blueberries at a barn owl.
DeleteLong Island really? I live in Nassau and unless the big through the thnnles or bridges this is just another hoax
ReplyDeleteOh no one told they started hollowing trees they have now evolved enough to become a great sea faring nation
DeleteThe Footers always say "it's too fast to be a human". Until a human actually recreates it and is actually much faster than the other human in the video.
ReplyDeleteFooters say the darnness things.
DeleteApparently Ericsson has 43 minutes of footage of a sasquatch doing the kid n play dance with a black bear. It can't be released until 2047 because of standard copyright laws
ReplyDeleteWould love to see bigfoot do "hammer time"
DeleteI enjoyed that.
ReplyDeleteI wish people would stop labeling their videos as HD when all they've done is zoomed in on a twice compressed video file. Amateurs.
ReplyDeleteIn terms of this being a Bigfoot, it's not. Bigfoots don't exist.
You're probably one of those hard headed skeptics But I urge you to watch the documentary called "yeti: curse of the snow demon" on the syfy channel. Might change your stubborn mind.
DeleteMe and Dick took a trip to Mexico for a Donkey Show.
ReplyDeleteBut being the show-off old Dick is he pushed through the crowed and took that donkey on like a pro.
My lover is the best.
Back off Rick. He is legit.
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