Michael Breaks Down Neches River Bigfoot Photographs
A recent report from the Big Thicket area of Texas, details a man getting photos of 2 Bigfoot type critters that both howled/screamed at him. The man also observed the creatures throwing rocks into the water. The witness estimated the beasts were up to 8 feet in height and said he could see the face of one of creature “clear as day.” There was hair from the mouth down like a man and when the creature turned he could see hair hanging down its arm.
Watch this breakdown by Michael Merchant.
Stay firsty my friends.
ReplyDeleteWhen there's scofftics
DeleteYou know it always brings me down
'Cause it's fact , you just cant hack
That bigfoot will be found
I howl out my magic
I see eyeshine in the light
I couldnt see, felt uneasy
To the shadows of the night
No sign on the thermal camera
You've been left in the dust
By a woodape in the dark
A woodape in the dark
Do those skeptics
Do they ever let it go?
When you've tried, do they just deny?
Is it only Mulder that knows?
Like the hovey picture
A squatch caught in time
Its no lie, you can try to deny
but theres nowhere you can hide
No sign on the thermal camera
You've been left in the dust
By a woodape in the dark
Just a woodape in the dark
Yeah!!!
*Kerchaks guitar solo*
When there's scofftics
You know it always brings me down
'Cause it's fact , you just cant hack
That bigfoot will be found
Hear the woodknock
I feel it vibrating the air
Have no fear and you'll hear
It calling you beware
Look out
Theres no sign on the thermal camera
Theres no sign of any tracks
You've been left in the dust
By a woodape
By a woodape in the dark
Yeah, yeah
Its a woodape in the dark
Just a woodape in the dark
No sign on the thermal camera
Its a woodape in the dark
You s(c)ully Dio's memory....
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First..!!!??
ReplyDeleteDO'H
ReplyDeleteI just can't listen to this guy. Is he excited or is he being sarcastic? I can never tell.
ReplyDeleteMichael is obviously an unaccomplished and frustrated "actor" who can only get on this virtual stage to perform. He gets an E for effort.
DeleteWon't you be......my neighbor?
DeleteBre brea break it down Mikey
ReplyDelete4th !!!
ReplyDeleteGhillie suits
ReplyDeleteSilly Goats
DeleteThe last name is French - it's pronounced AR-SIN-OH.
ReplyDeletePS No bigfoots in that area - or any others for that matter.
breaking news.merchant is the biggest h=geky,hippy drop out 70;s twilite zined out prick i footery
ReplyDeletethis self appointed judge of all things Bf is at it agian. dissing everything that others do when he has jack shit himslef. this guy is a loose canoon and has no right with his sarcastic attacks of peoes work when he has go zip homslef
he needs to fuck off. usless dulard man chid
For what it's worth, I don't think he was being sarcastic in this one although based on his history it could be hard to tell.
DeleteI thought Michael Merchant was a Bigfoot Researcher where is his footage or evidence? Oh he aint got shit becouse he aint shit
DeleteHe's more of a Bigfoot Commenter. Which is fine.
Deleteye its impossible to tell nmerchant. ehat do u want study the p/g film endless.y. being sarcstic about another guys work/photo is gettingboring. its time you moved on or put up some pics/film yourself so we can judge it. its easy to judge and be sarcastic about others work when you have nothing yourself yo show
ReplyDeleteI love the way Michael Merchant talks. Whenever I listen to him I can't help but imagine his scrotem being hooked up to electrodes. He'll be speaking normal and then all of a sudden somebody turns up the voltage ever so slightly... And then turns it down again. And so on... Does anybody else imagine this too or am I not quite right psychologically?
ReplyDeleteI THOUGHT THE SAME THING EXCEPT I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE PLUCKING HIS NUT HAIRS!
DeleteWhenever I hear this self-indulgent Moron talk--I see him trying to be entertaining to 3 and 4 yr olds at the Public Library- Story time, and failing.
DeleteMayor, that would be known as the Tijuana Police Special. Basically it's a trumped up charge with a trip to the police station. Then it's the threat of those electrodes if you don't pay whatever you can get off your atm card. Ay caramba!
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DeleteLol. Those crazy Mexicans!
DeleteNo more first posting from now on any one first posting will be removed from the internet.
ReplyDeletefirst reply.
DeleteGhilley suits, if Bigfoot
ReplyDeleteSwamp Gas, if UFO
Life of a Skeptic--I don't have to prove nothin'
except possibly a sense of superiority
DeleteI can start drooling and clapping like a seal and be superior to you--Bwhaha
Deletethere he go-
DeleteDoes anybody like Micheal Merchant?
ReplyDeleteYea.
DeleteIt seems like believers dont like him because he destroys their dreams.
Just what kind of alternative lifestyle is this guy living anyway?
DeleteHe sounds like the love child of Mr Rogers and Captain Kangaroo.
He's a patronizing idiot! He reminds me of one of those Christian TV pastors...the reflection in his voice.
DeleteThis jerk he's interviewing is insulting to me! I bet the animals just love that he "practices" his bow and arrows on them. If you've ever seen an animal who gets hit with an arrow in the wrong spot...it's extremely painful and cruel!I couldnt even finish listening to this Douche-bag!
His mom does
DeleteI never miss a rant of his
DeleteI'm sorry, but I can't listen to this guy for more than 20 seconds before I turn it off and don't look back... He sounds borderline retarded. I know he's trying to be funny, but he's not. He just sounds like an asshole.
ReplyDeleteI never listen to this WB, I just come to post. What happened to Phil? Has Merchant taken over the breakdowns?
ReplyDeleteAs well as being caught banging Horses, attention seeker Merchant appeared on some reality show on the Discovery Channel.
ReplyDeleteYou won't be to surprised to learn that everyone hated him there too.
Merchant is a self-proclaimed expert on Mushrooms. Guess it figures huh?
There's two of them!!
ReplyDeleteMichael Merchant is a jerk off hate every story blog he does
ReplyDeleteArea!! Area!!!!! It's not areer or arear or areaer
ReplyDeleteOr however you spell whatever that word you were saying is spelled Michael merchAnt! You're ridiculous!!
Terrible pics worthless..
ReplyDeleteThis one's easy.....it's the boys from ZZ Top goin' fishin.
ReplyDeleteNo shoes
brow ridge
stink in'
When he steps out he's gonna do you in
Every girls crazy 'bout un dressed ape man
My name is Mulder and I'm a big fag.
ReplyDeleteAlso, bigfoot is real.
lmao@Ar-Chee-nax
ReplyDeleteThis should tell you a lot.
There's no 'r' at the end of 'area', Michael. Also, his name is pronounced 'arse-eh-no'. You're an arse as well you redneck gay hick.
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