Michael Breaks Down Family of 5 Bigfoots Caught On Tape

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In this video Michael Merchant applies his knowledge of biology to the recent video claiming a family of 5 Bigfoots. Remarkable footage, or a harmless prank? You decide. All the details including enhanced footage right here.

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  1. MulderWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:33:00 PM PST

    My name is Mulder and I'm first.

    I'm also a big fag.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:35:00 PM PST

      Good for you

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:22:00 PM PST

      Big Jim Jr will love you long time

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 6:01:00 PM PST

      The Squatches in our two Habituation Areas wouldn't take the Twinkies that we left for them. Proof of how intelligent they are.

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 6:41:00 PM PST

      There should be no such thing as a gay squatcher

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    5. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 10:08:00 PM PST

      5:22 I haven't seen Big Jim around here the few days. Did you troll him away? If so why? He comes across as a nice guy. What did I miss? I haven't been around for a few weeks.....

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:35:00 PM PST

    Nice shot of the Jackson 5. Squatch is filling in for MJ...and Tito is pissed!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:49:00 PM PST

      Was this supposed to be funny because it wasn't and you are a damn pole smoker.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 6:42:00 PM PST

      With a small poker

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    3. AnonymousThursday, February 21, 2013 at 5:06:00 AM PST

      Hello Tito and Jermaine...welcome to Bigfoot "evidence"

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  3. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:37:00 PM PST

    Merchant for president of all things squatchy....

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  4. Jay CooneyWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:38:00 PM PST

    It's official. I like Mike's breakdowns better than Phil's. Sorry Phil ;)

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  5. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:39:00 PM PST

    Hi everyone, just wondering if anybody on this blog would be interested in buying a monkey. I have quite a few different ones for sale. Give me a call (914) 794-2183.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:53:00 PM PST

      You've got monkey? How much for monkey.

      I'll video call you after Murder She Wrote.

      I'm not wearing pants.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:57:00 PM PST

      Got monkey?

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:59:00 PM PST

      my monkey is for sale too . wife says hes a real pain in the ass.

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:08:00 PM PST

      I have lots of monkeys for sale guys! Enough monkeys for everybody! I got squirrel monkeys, spider monkeys, tamarins, marmasets, capuchins, howlers, and even a baboon for sale. They are super cheap too and these aren't crappy low quality monkeys either guys, these monkeys are top notch!

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    5. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:13:00 PM PST

      Go spank yor monkey....looooooser!

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    6. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:14:00 PM PST

      Let me just make a correction there. The baboon actually escaped from his cage yesterday, so no baboon for sale.:( But everything else is up for grabs guys! Again, my number is (914) 794-2183. Ask for Jonathan

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    7. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:40:00 PM PST

      are any of them nonsmokers ? and do you have one that can drive ?

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    8. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:51:00 PM PST

      You're in luck ma'am! All of my monkeys are smokefree, drugfree, and in exceptional physical condition. I don't recommend letting them drive but some of them are very well behaved in the car if you strap them in a baby carseat.

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    9. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 6:13:00 PM PST

      Stay close to the phone...I've been looking for a few good monkeys to do my evil bidding.do any of them know how to fly??? I'll call u when I get some fee time.............best wishes. The Wicked Witch of the West

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    10. UnknownWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 6:21:00 PM PST

      Right Turn Clyde.

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    11. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 7:03:00 PM PST

      I'd be interested in a driving monkey..I am sick of the traffic !

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    12. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 7:11:00 PM PST

      Come on guys, I already said the monkeys can't drive. They are still REALLY good monkeys though. If you call now, I will include an outfit for free! I got tuxedos, tutus, overalls, cowboy shirt and jeans, jogging suits, and even a full civil war uniform! (914) 794-2183. Ask for Jonathan.

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    13. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 8:50:00 PM PST

      Don't do it people,when u have a monkey living in your house you are just inviting trouble.they love to raid your liquor cabinet when your not around,they drink all the whiskeythen go ape sh* t crazy....buyer beware

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    14. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 9:47:00 PM PST

      Haha, don't listen to this guy people. Monkeys are low maintenance, hilarious, and great with kids. Sure they get in trouble once in a while, but hey my dog chewed a hole in my leather couch and took a diarrhea shit on my carpet, so what's the difference?
      -Jonathan "Monkeyman"

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  6. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:39:00 PM PST

    You'll get a video of some people and a dog walking on a Sasquatch Evidence site...and like it.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 6:07:00 PM PST

      As a true bleever I expect to get more of nothing, and like it. I await anxiously.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 7:06:00 PM PST

      what we got was a bunch of humans walking through the woods....that is less than nothing :(

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:40:00 PM PST

    Does MM own this site ? He obviously has no job .

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    1. Shut Yer Damn MouthWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:59:00 PM PST

      That's a damn good question. He's doing his own break down's now? Why can't this guy just shut his damn mouth?

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  8. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:47:00 PM PST

    Thank God someone was able to apply their extensive knowledge of Biology to this video or I would have been thoroughly convinced that this was a group of Anorexic Sasquatches walking their pet Chupacabra through the woods.

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  9. chaosticalzWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:51:00 PM PST

    Haha, called it on YouTube.. dog and backpack! Thanks for backing me up mike!

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  10. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:56:00 PM PST

    he made a vidoe shorter than 10 min.s , now thats some encouraging news , headed in the right direction !

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  11. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 4:59:00 PM PST

    useless as usual..even a junk cell phone camera can produce a clearer close up..

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  12. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:01:00 PM PST

    Is mulder the last bleever?

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:25:00 PM PST

      Mulder's the last of the vocal bleevers.

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    2. TravisThursday, February 21, 2013 at 11:29:00 AM PST

      I'm a bleever. But not because of some crap "DNA study".

      I've actually seen bigfoot.

      Delete
  13. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:05:00 PM PST

    First I keep my poop in a jar!

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 8:10:00 PM PST

      Watch your content here. Children frequent this site.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousThursday, February 21, 2013 at 6:13:00 AM PST

      Poop in a jar was grandfathered in. It's also a scientifically-recognized practice in the field of bigfootery.

      Delete
  14. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:07:00 PM PST

    I agree, michael does a good job with these

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  15. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:08:00 PM PST

    Shawn why put this up???? You new it was fake when you did 5 hours ago. Then you waste more of people time doing a breakdown of a family with packs and a DOG walking through the woods. You hardly post any serious stuff anymore. If there is no new stuff dont post anything then. Or have the clicks taken over as the important issue here? Then your no better than Dyer.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:14:00 PM PST

      If he didn't post about fakes and hoaxes, he'd have to get out of the magic ape business altogether.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:16:00 PM PST

      Sorry Ketchumites, I meant magic human hybrids.

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:48:00 PM PST

      Oh yes, posting Bigfoot related videos is equivalent to pulling a hoax on national news stations.


      Shirley, you don't bleeb dat do you?

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  16. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:27:00 PM PST

    Go to Boone county in west Virginia. They got them all over the place. In a 10 mile stretch of highway. They have 5 Sasquatch crossing signs. Numerous sightings reported in the area for years.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:32:00 PM PST

      Sweet. Should be no problem to get a clear photo or video then. I'm sure they're getting right on it.

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    2. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:41:00 PM PST

      "Quick, Bozo and Clit! Get in the SUV! We're going to Boone county West Virginia! And don't bother wearing your lucky underwear... Your not going to need it. This monkey is in the bag."

      -Mutt Monkeyraper

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:47:00 PM PST

      Boone County....ah ha . What a bunch of Hillbilly Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia!!!!


      Its all about Man, WV biiiiiiatch!

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    4. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 6:17:00 PM PST

      Ok...My dad is from Van boone co. I live in the next co. Lincoln. Are you guys sure you want these BF "researchers" down there? Yeah..they might help the economy a bit..gas..beer..ect. But i personally feel the sasquatch should be left alone. They dont want to be found...know what i mean people.We know they are real...heck with the sceptics. Shhhh.... Lets keep it wild and wonderful! Friggin..guys are just wanting fame. If they come..lets givem a good ol fashioned welcome ;)
      Go Mountaineers

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    5. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 7:19:00 PM PST

      Here in ohio we have lots of bigfoot sighting, i have had multiple sighting myself. It is common knowledge throughout the state. But not talked about openly. I know a guy in southern ohio who sold his farm after sighting a bigfoot. Scared him so bad,he quit hunting and moved to town. It will change you. Now when i am in the woods hunting i am on high alert. You sceptards need to get out in the woods.
      A scoffer seeks wisdom,but gains none!

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    6. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 8:25:00 PM PST

      I used to live in Madison

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    7. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 8:29:00 PM PST

      Hey...little coal river road here. Blue Tom..

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  17. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:45:00 PM PST

    Sadly there are a shitload of shithead bleebers who bleeb dis won. True story.....Bleeber.... Las Vegas!!!

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  18. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:53:00 PM PST

    I dunno about bigfoot but I found Waldo !

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  19. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 5:58:00 PM PST

    Thats funny , my monkey goes nuts evertyime i try to tether or restrain it in any way.

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    1. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 6:04:00 PM PST

      Sorry, I forgot to mention, you MUST give the monkey a bag of licorice to eat. It settles them right down.

      -Jonathan

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  20. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 6:14:00 PM PST

    Oh there they go! 5 of em!

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  21. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 6:21:00 PM PST

    Melba better "buckle up." Some people have something in the works that will bring her to justice.

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  22. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 7:01:00 PM PST

    Well I might just photograph my stool in the toilet and send it the FB/FB, I'm pretty sure they will confirm bigfoot on all points!

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  23. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 7:13:00 PM PST

    I'm watchin' the 6 Million Dollar Man (25 million in today's inflation)on Cozi TV. What are you watchin'?

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  24. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 7:16:00 PM PST

    ...and to top it off, I got a shit brewing and I'm stinkin' up the joint! I'm gonna play the mouse is peeking out of the hole for a little bit. I like it how the mouse goes in and out and I can tell how big the log is gonna be and how its gonna clog my terlet.

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  25. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 7:50:00 PM PST

    Sorry all, I can't stand this dude's voice. Why does he have to speak as if he was speaking to 3 year olds? Can't he speak in a normal tone? It's so over dramatic. Just fricken talk through it in a normal tone. I've tried to watch both this guy and the other dude, Phil, videos and I just can't do it. Mid way trough I feel like I want to punch my ipad screen.

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  26. AnonymousWednesday, February 20, 2013 at 11:31:00 PM PST

    Jesus...5 of 'em

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  27. michelle oThursday, February 21, 2013 at 5:15:00 AM PST

    Michael has his asshole voice going. people when one of you see him please tell him to knock off the asshole voice! almost as bad as that lying bastard o'bummer. asshole voice. two of a kind a full house couldn't beat!

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  28. AnonymousThursday, February 21, 2013 at 7:25:00 AM PST

    I didn't know bigfoots wore skinny jeans and backpacks....maybe they're just dirty hipsters with lots of body hair?!



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  29. AnonymousThursday, February 21, 2013 at 8:39:00 PM PST

    OMG why do u talk like that? The most annoying voice in the world!

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