Caption this painting by Thomas Finley: The Yowie Strikes
Here is today's painting titled "The Yowie Strikes" by Thomas Finley. This illustration is based on a photo from Rex Gilroy (Yowie & cryptid tracker) of a purported Yowie hunting club.
Let's see what sort of caption some of you smart trolls can come up with today.
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Footers are tools, fighting for first
ReplyDeleteCaptain Easy Cheese ALWAYS gets his girl.
DeleteThe first marsupial to fall to Enoch's club was the kangaroo, the second pouched critter to be bludgeoned was Tim Fasano. KAPOW! Right in the pouch.
Delete'Scuse me mate, oim troyin to butt ripe thees wallerby, do you moind?
DeleteWhen Enoch had a flashback of 1987, and realized he never had a pair of zippered Roos shoes, and the 'Cool' clique made fun of him, that b*tch Daisy, the Cheerleader Matilda, and the slackjawed jock Fox. Fast forward 2013, Enoch got his Roos, he got them good.
DeleteENOCH YA!
Hello Fans, I'm here force feeding this Kangaroo this turkey leg as an analogy, to show how Rick Dyer shoves lies down the throats of unsuspecting footers. Then on the back of this painting, I pull the turkey leg out of the south end of this kangaroo to further display yet a stronger analogy of how Rick Dyer comes up with his "evidence". G'Day.
DeleteThe only thing that looks worse than this petty painting is Matt Moneymaker's attempt at a hairstyle. Rise, pause, fall.
DeleteThe Yowie is mind raping that poor kangaroo.
DeleteMy caption is hahaha biotch bet you thought I was gone then I jumped out of his pouch and started chokin the kangaroo like a midget on fight night I thought I had the upper hand till he punched me in the face then I reached back in the pouch got my stick and clubbed his ass to death like a baby seal know what I'm say son yo go ask your moms talkin like you don't know
Delete"Come here, little skeptard."
ReplyDelete^^ It's the infamous Moron / Idiot / Bleever again.
DeleteThis picture is based off of a stick?
ReplyDeleteEvidence indeed.
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They are a type of people
ReplyDeleteThey are not. And they are not our friends.
DeleteI just registered at BFF, I am looking forward to some intelligent discussion on bi pedal genus homos and stuff. Is there firsting at BFF, or is that not a thing there? That could be a deal breaker for this kid.
ReplyDeleteYou'll have fun there.
DeleteGet your habituating story straight and don't contradict yourself. They may be crazy, but they watch that shit.
DeleteMake sure you copy/paste lots of comments from this BE. They love that shit.
DeleteAnd tell them fake Mulder says bite me, you weasel.
Mayor good riddance
DeleteGTFO
Mayor, they have moderators- so you have to be nice. When you win a first, you can't call your opponents 'bitches". You must say, "Well, played my friends."....
DeleteYou got to pay your dues if you want to club some roos...And you know it don't come easy.
ReplyDeleteJe t'aime Sasquatches...Cliffe Barackman is how you say...a 'macho dude'.
DeleteThe Wookie Strikes Back
ReplyDelete"While other young squatches were out learning to forage, Timmy stayed home, choking his kangaroo."
ReplyDeleteThere's your winner, folks...well done. Actually laughed out loud at that one. Bwahaha!
DeleteThat's my favorite Finley painting.
ReplyDeleteIt's entitled, "Iz Beez Stoled A Kangaroo"
It's hard to act like a stump when you get caught chokin' your joey.
ReplyDelete"You thought you were pretty cool the other day while you were bouncing away, telling me to suck your pouch! Haha die you fuckin' kangaroo son of a bitch! The outback will run red with your blood you filthy piece of shit!"
ReplyDeleteI like it...nice ring to it. I was gonna say "Sorry bro, I am out of TP and I just took a shit and your fur looks very soft"
DeleteWallabee MindRape
ReplyDeleteKen: That painting was made to poke fun at. Wonder what the artist was REALLY thinking?
ReplyDeleteTie your wallabee down son, tie your wallabee down. He's peeking up the Queen's gown son, tie that wallabee down!!
Deletehey brother Ken, do you appear on anyone's subversive file friend? Well, why the hell not? I've seen you do some thangs boy, yea some thangs I've seen you do. You Killed that Bigfoot feller didn't you now, admit it, you'll feel lots better.
DeleteKen: Well another anon-7:24, I just returned home. Unless something unknown to me, and out of my control, happened while I was gone, No file appearance. Def not killed or even blessed to have ever seen a Bigfoot friend, but, Thanks for asking.
DeleteI will call him George.................................I will love him and squeeze him and stroke his fury little neck.
ReplyDeleteWood knocks are really just Bigfoots going around clubbing various forest critters on the head.
ReplyDeleteKen: Now that's funny, good plus funny-anon 7:24. I always did laugh my ass of at Looney toons,, Mr abdominabidle, lol, great one anon-7:24 I will squeeze, pet and stroke his little bigfoot fur, My lil Matilda.
DeleteThat Squatch has the whitest teeth I ever cummed across.
ReplyDeleteSquatch Nuts
tie my kangaroo down mate, tie my kangaroo down.
ReplyDeleteNext i wanna see waltzing Matilda to continue the Aussie theme.
It shall be called the death of the Easter bunny
ReplyDeleteit's monkey choking time !
ReplyDeleteThat's Russelle Crowe, FIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD....
ReplyDelete"Empty yer pouch Mate, I know you wuz the one what stole my blueberry bagel."
ReplyDelete"A Kangaroo! Right here in the Home Depot parking lot!"
ReplyDeleteG'day........your ass!
ReplyDeleteI thought you could box!
ReplyDeleteI'm tired of these damn vegemite sandwiches!
ReplyDeleteStick this in your pouch, bitch!
ReplyDeleteAustrailian gothic
ReplyDeleteAutoerotic asphyxiation kills hundred of wallabies each year.
ReplyDeleteWho you callin' an ass now, buddy?
ReplyDeleteAww, hey buddy! Noogie!
ReplyDeleteOnly death is painless and it was quick.
ReplyDeleteI's sorry
ReplyDeleteI am going to need a bigger jar
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