Breaking: Sykes 3 Year Study Detects North American Black Bear-- In Russia?! [WTF]
This just in: According to the latest DNA test results, the Russian "Yeti" samples sent to Dr. Bryan Sykes of Oxford University has come back Ursus americanus or American black bear. How in the world did a black bear make it all the way to Russia? They're not really sure, but science editor, Emma Little of The Sun, suggests that an American bear could have escaped from a circus.
There's also no indication whether or not these latest results are just a part of Sykes' Yeti study or if it concludes his entire study. Last year, we reported that Dr. Sykes had acquired samples from all over the world-- not just Russia.
From The Sun:
A “YETI” which has terrorised Russians for three years and sparked a global bigfoot frenzy is really a bear from the US, a Sun probe reveals.
Our decisive DNA tests — by a leading genetics expert from Oxford University — show the creature is an American bear that could have fled a circus.
It is more closely related to famous cartoon bear Yogi than a mythical man-like snow monster.
For three years, there have been scores of sightings of a towering, long-haired beast roaming the Mount Shoria region of southern Russia.
The “bigfoot” has shed its unusual black and grey coarse coat in clumps in various caves which have been collected and claimed to be yeti hair.
The samples have never been analysed by top geneticists — until now.
We gave three hairs from different areas of Shoria to yeti-hunter Prof Bryan Sykes of Oxford’s Wolfson Institute.
His tests reveal one, a long, thick, distinctive hair, comes from a rare type of black bear from North America — Ursus americanus. They can reach 7ft — just like the yeti sighted at Shoria.
The other two hairs turned out to be from a racoon and a horse.
Experts are baffled as the bear is never found native outside the US. The hair is not from an Asiatic black bear, which can be found in Russia.
Prof Sykes — leading a global genetics project to test hair samples from possible bigfoots — revealed: “The hairs did not come from a yeti. The American black bear result was highly unusual. An explanation could be an animal escaped from a circus, zoo or private collection, but it is extraordinary.”
"Publication is a slow process" - Dr. Brian Sykes
[via www.thesun.co.uk]
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DeleteBREAKING NEWS: Footers have proven themselves to be retarded....again.
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DeleteYou just admitted to fucking your own mom!
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Deleteno your cougar mom always calls herself momma to me it's a term of endearment
DeleteIt is getting a little bit frustrating when you here of things like this.....thank god Henry May is off his couch and currently researching Sasquatch, without Henry we would all be Fucked!
Deletebut you wouldn't know nothin about that since your gay lover only call you bitch
DeleteFunny you say this, Henry did state that this was all going to go no ware from the start.
DeleteNo nothing about what? Bitch? What the fuck are you talking about? Gay Bitch ? Oh, do you mean Phil?
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DeleteHahaa! I sold some "Bigfoot" hairs to a stupid Russian guy. I had no idea he was going to send them to Sykes.
We can sum up big footers as a group of people who are obsessed with penis sizes who's banging whose mother and gay insults. No intelligence required for this blog.
DeleteThats correct,your point?
DeleteHe escaped from the American traveling circus. Congrats mayor! I knew you could do it!
ReplyDeleteIs it normal for your dick to grow sideburns? I started trimming some hairs that were growing on the sides of the shaft when I was 14 and now that I'm 18 its like my dick is sporting full grown "chops".
DeleteI have to trim it up every 2 weeks or they get too noticeable. Am I seriously screwed for life?
Well, there goes another DNA study... Damn, its no wonder Melba Toast Ketchum won't release her paper. Its more than likely bear DNA as well...
DeleteLooks like this year is the "year of the Skeptic" but I really feel bad for all you dumb ass shallow minded minnions that believe everything your told.... really bad hehehe
DeleteSo hair provided by The Sun newspaper for DNA study turn out to be bear,horse and raccoon, I hope they did not pay someone for that hair.
They deserve it.
DeleteIt would be awesome if they paid big money those russkies know how to make a dollar out of nothing.
DeleteEAT ME FOOTERS!!!
ReplyDelete-a crow
This article is crap Moron! Eat your own crow MF'r !
DeleteI'M DELICIOUS!!! AND I TASTE BETTER THAN YOUR MOMMA'S PUSYY!!!
Delete-a crow
The article is only crap in the sense that you don’t like it. The truth kind of sucks for you doesn’t it footer. So I say again: go eat a crow you stupid footers.
Delete-Captain Correct; the rightest man in all the land
No , no.., if you were fucking paying attention Sykes just started his study less than a year ago so it's stupid and false right from the get go Moron!
DeleteShawn is perpetrating a hoax! Dumb story!
DeleteHey retard at 7:21,
DeleteThe fact that Sykes's study is more recent then Melba's does not mean it is "false right from the get go". Your conclusion does not follow your premise therefore you are moron and a douchebag. You should immediately cut off your own testicles to prevent possible genetic contamination of the human populace.
-a concerned citizen
Captain Correct?
DeleteTry Major Mistaken, Sergeant Unsuitable, Corporal Criminal, Major McWrong, Major Miscalculation, General Gaffe, Sergeant Slip-Up, Major Mix-Up, Major Misstep, Major McBlooper, Major McBlunder.
Go back to romantically wooing your inbred cousin, skeptard.
Hey Anon 7:23,
DeleteShawn is penetrating your mom you dumb ass!
Hey retarded dickhead at 7:32,
DeleteYou have just been proven wrong by a scientist yet again! How does that make you feel looser? It’s the story of your life isn’t it? Your existence is a series of embarrassing failures punctuated with acts of public retardation and child molestation. You’ve lost footer, and you’ve lost hard. Now quit being a coward and kill yourself already. Even Hitler had the decency to stick a gun in his mouth when he lost so why don’t you suck it up and snuff it already? You know that footer’s finished so it’s crow time for you!
-Captain Correct: the rightest man in all the land
umm the scientist only said the samples from russia were of an american black bear slow your roll
DeleteWhat the hell is "slow your roll" supposed to mean?
Deleteslow your roll means put the brakes on the stupid shit coming from your brain
DeleteReally retard? You've been declaring victory for months and you haven’t even seen Melba's paper, but Sykes has produced an actual result and you’re telling people not to comment on it? Fuck yourself you hypocrite. Inbred degenerates like you are not fit to speak.
Delete“Slow your roll” sounds like something a retard would say when he can’t keep up with the conversation.
Delete"Slow your roll" is a phrase currently used by sad wannabe white losers who think it makes them seem like inner city thugs. Ten years ago, the phrase had some credibility, but now Betty White uses it.
DeleteIt has nothing to do with claiming victory dumbass. but you're saying all Bigfoot are debunked. when he clearly claimed the samples from Russia not the US also. so stop claiming a victory that is not yet won dumbass.
DeleteAnd anon 8:46 learn your history slow your roll isn't thug it was the rocks catch phrase from WWE no thugs have ever used the phrase
DeleteYou are thinking of "Know your role."
DeleteSorry you're correct slow your roll was stone cold
DeleteHey kill yourself guy,why don't you stick a gun up that ass of yours and pull the trigger,show us all how its done tard.
DeleteYes congrats Mayor. I was first once. It was one of the most exciting moments in my life! I screwed it up though by writing a comment instead of saying "first ". I will probably never get that opportunity ever again oh well
ReplyDeleteYour story saddens me deeply. Thanx for sharing it though, best of luck in the future.
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I just want to make sure nobody makes the same mistake as me. I just figured I wasn't really going to be first and I didn't want to humiliate myself by saying first and finding out I was second or third. All you folks out there if you think you might be first then damnit just say so!
DeleteWho made an article about Black Bears with natural mutations accounting for some "Bigfoot" sightings ;)? Could it have been I? But seriously, if all the American samples are from a bear, then I'm gonna cry...but then that means that my mutant bear theory might be true :)
ReplyDeleteC'MON JAY!! NOT THAT BULLSHIT, AGAIN!!!
DeleteYou shouldn't attribute to mutant bears what can easily be explained by the existence of liars.
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Haha I'm kidding. But work with me....what if a black bear that escaped from the circus did cause the sightings. Russian people are not used to seeing black bears in the wild, and maybe it got abused or injured on it's front legs (making it walk upright).
DeleteAnd then the local media jumps all over the strange sightings of some kind of black, upright, and furry mammal that MUST have been a yeti! It creates a tourist trap, all because of a sighting of a bear that should not have been there and was interpreted as something else due to this fact.
DeleteYou shouldn't attribute to leg injuries what can easily be explained by vodka.
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You go Jay you can always tell your right by how many people are angry
Delete--- E PLURIBUS UNUM
(to the tune of “The Merry Go Round Broke Down”
DeleteOh, my name is Loudmouth Jay and I would like to say
We need to consider the possibility that Bigfoot could be gay!
Now it might take years to find him, it might take a decade
But if I ever find a Sasquatch there’s a chance I could get laid!
So I have bought a butt plug to hold my ass agape
So it will be all stretched out should I meet the magic ape!
-Jay
oh i'm the common skeptic i make the world go round
Deleteand i keep going to gay bars so my ass will get a pound
so i bought a hamster and in my ass it went
and when it started to nibble i should've got the hint
but i didn't pause and i never back down
so the last time i went to the hospital look like a clown
anon 7:25
"i went to the hospital look like a clown"
DeleteSpeak English much? If you can't even use correct grammar you should probably give up on rhyming. You should stick to things you’re experienced in like incest and bestiality.
oooooo because i forgot the 'ing' in looking. don't feel bad that you don't have a special talent douche.
Deleteit saddens you like the girl in American Beauty to be average doesn't it
DeleteWhy are any of you worried about grammar when your throwing out words like douche. Isn't there a gay site some of you could go hang out since that seems to be the only thing some of you talk about
DeleteHerp de derp! I’m Anon 7:59 and I can’t speak correctly cause I’ve got too many chromosomes! So I need people to ignore my mistakes so I can pretend I’m special and play with the big boys!
Delete-Anon 7:59: the Rear Admiral of Retardation who (not so coincidentally) takes it in the rear
shit for a big boy you sure piss the bed alot anon 8:06 it's ok don't get upset your mom told me
Deletewe can get you some counseling to find out if someone was touching you to cause this problem
DeleteThis site went to hell. Nobody talks about Bigfoot anymore it's all just people throwing bs at each other and trying to out do each others stupid comments.
DeleteOh my name is Anon 7:44 and I’m a common foot-tard
DeleteI like to stare at little boys cause it makes my dick so hard!
I hate “To Catch a Predator” that show makes me so mad
It reminds me of the time that I was ass raped by my dad!
They wouldn’t let me be a priest, so I drive an ice cream truck
And when I abduct little boys I make them give me a suck!
-Anon 7:44: serial molester
no that's just the trolls when there is a decent topic to discuss the rest of discuss otherwise sit back and enjoy the free comedy don't get down on the subject
DeleteAnon 8:20 this site use to be good Shawn needs to change the name to the worlds only 24/7 Big Shit talking Blog. Most of the good posters went to other sites. Think I will too.
DeleteRear Admiral of Retardation?
DeleteAh, you must be Private Porky Pie, who takes it in the eye.
Ah yes, Private Porky, at ease, have a seat. You and your skeptard associates have an important mission to accomplish . . .
Oh my name is RAGIN SKEPTARD ALERT and I like my men real big
DeleteI like to pretend I’m a woman so I often wear wig
I’m best friends with Fasano. I followed him through the everglades
That is where he got frisky and infected me with AIDS!
When we are being gay his man boobs I do grab
But it’s not too much fun fucking in his tiny taxi cab!
-RAGING SKEPTARD ALERT: the world’s biggest queer…volumetrically!
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ReplyDeleteIs it normal for your dick to grow sideburns? I started trimming some hairs that were growing on the sides of the shaft when I was 14 and now that I'm 18 its like my dick is sporting full grown "chops".
DeleteI have to trim it up every 2 weeks or they get too noticeable. Am I seriously screwed for life?
here is a bigfoot I got on video!
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to anon 8:32 your comments, and returning so often to view, are on of the reasons this site is the biggest on all things Bigfoot. It looks like you and a handful of others have accomplished this for Shawn's mortgage. I am sure he is happy. If you intended to troll the site to reduce it's visibility you missed the mark. I am happy your are here, keeps all the guest writers contributing and everyone talking about Bigfoot.
DeleteSomeone must have handled his samples with bear hands.
ReplyDeleteAnd the award for pun of the year goes to...
DeleteLol!
DeleteWhat 3 yr study ? He just started it this summer? This is Bullshit!
ReplyDeleteMutant bears are very real and are a natural enemy if bigfoots. They keep the Bigfoot population undercontrol by ass raping male bigfoots, which they end up liking and turning into homosexuals. You can usually tell the ones that got "turned" in videos. Their fur will have a nice sheen from using product and have very few split ends.
ReplyDeleteYou should really not project your life onto us. I'm sorry what those awful mutant bears have done to you.
Delete--- The Sasquatch
Sorry you don't get my sence of humor Sasquatch
DeleteI thought it was funny
DeleteThank you mayor. I thought it was sort funny.
DeleteI thought it was funny too
DeleteThat's it now I have to change my name from Squatch Nuts
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ReplyDeleteYou seem a bit more misanthropic than usual today.
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DeleteFirst off they have black bears in Russia. That would not account for sightings. Secondly Sykes study started this fall. Not saying BF is real. Just that this story has holes.
ReplyDeleteThey don't have Ursus americanus in Russia, and your perineum is full of holes you tranny!
DeleteFirst off they have black bears in Russia. That would not account for sightings. Secondly Sykes study started this fall. Not saying BF is real. Just that this story has holes.
ReplyDeleteThey do have a Russian "Black Bear" but that is Ursus thibetanus, and therefore not the same species as the American Black Bear (Ursus americanus).
DeleteDoes Not account for sightings. Both species have very noticable ears. Very wierd shit. Hell maybe they are mutant bears. Maybe there are aliens. Maybe he did walk on water. IDK
DeleteDoes Not account for sightings. Both species have very noticable ears. Very wierd shit. Hell maybe they are mutant bears. Maybe there are aliens. Maybe he did walk on water. IDK
DeleteRacoon hair seems odd to find in russia too.
ReplyDeleteBut what they didn't tell you was that the other sample that turned out to be horse hair was mysteriously braided..
ReplyDeleteis it ME, or is Jay a troll like the rest of us????? lol sorry Jay but it's starting to look that way pal....
DeleteHaha I'm not trying to be a troll, I'm just trying to throw some humor around :)
DeleteRacoon hair seems odd to find in russia too.
ReplyDeleteJust because whoever submitted it says they found it on Russia, it doesn't mean they did.
DeleteAnd just because someone says they saw a magic ape doesn't mean they did.
DeleteThe Sun, really..
ReplyDeleteThat seems to be the source for this story. The article in the Sun only mentions three years of "Terrorizing" by a Yeti, it says nothing about a three year study by Sykes, so this is clearly an error. The samples tested by Sykes may have been found in Russia, but it is not impossible that they were planted or otherwise.
DeleteSykes has once and for all proven that footers worldwide are a circus act themselves. Very fitting ending to this comedy the world knows as Bigfooting.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO, stupid rejects.
Footers actually proved that themselves a long time ago.
DeleteThe Sun is a tabloid, illiterate skeptards.
DeleteGo pick up the Nat'l Enquirer for your news.
Tard on skeptards, tard on. You're doing great, and fulfilling your destinies.
"Skeptard"? Geezuz that is just plain idiotic.
DeleteReally? You were singing a different tune when Melba got her 15 minutes of tabloid fame.
DeleteYou were also squealing like a piggy when your daddy fucked you in the ass.
Oh my name is RAGING SKEPTARD ALERT and I like to make up words.
DeleteI can fit my whole hand in my ass, and when I do I pull out turds!
I really like to smell them, and I like to give them a lick,
But I try not to do that too often cause it makes me so sick!
I once bought a small doggie and made it lick my bum,
And then I sucked its doggie dick and drank some doggie cum!
-RAGING SKEPTARD ALERT: the worlds most perverted man
Is it normal for your dick to grow sideburns? I started trimming some hairs that were growing on the sides of the shaft when I was 14 and now that I'm 18 its like my dick is sporting full grown "chops".
ReplyDeleteI have to trim it up every 2 weeks or they get too noticeable. Am I seriously screwed for life?
Give it up dude. It's getting old.
DeleteLet me field this one...
DeleteIt's not unusual for the shaft to have a few hairs on it. Im not sure how severe your chops are, but if your cock starts looking like Robin Williams, then i have just two words for you: Hair removal cream, muddafucka
Henry May needs to reveal some of his methods otherwise we will land up with gay shit like this here!
ReplyDeleteHenry May is our only hope!
ReplyDeleteHenry May...is gay
DeleteFUCK HENRY MAY FAT FONKY ASS!!!
DeleteHenry May?
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone submit samples that were not associated with a sighting? Thats stooopid.
ReplyDeleteSo yeti hair comes back as north american black bear. Sykes said he examined every hair before testing to get best samples. And gets black bear where that species of black bear does not exist.
ReplyDeleteThe study of the Sierra sample also comes back as north american black bear. And human.
Did you know that we share 95% of our dna with bears?
Have you ever seen a skinned out bear? Take off the head and paws and it looks just like a person skinned out. Matter of fact I remember a news article where a guy was arrested because someone said he had a skinned human in his truck. Turned out to be bear and charges were never filed. Can't remember if it was here in WA or back east. Will see if I can the piece online.
Anyway, the study of bigfoot dna might be really interesting if it turns out to be a bear human hybrid! That would really turn science upside down. Jay might be on to something too though. Now I can't wait to see Sykes study published.
It also really brings up the coverup conspiracy theory too though. Feds want yeti hidden to help cover up bigfoot and have an agent submit bear hair. Strange, but possible.
Think a cover up by the Feds is just a bit too much there fella, I really don't see the Feds giving a crap bout Bigfoot. Why would they? Think how it would boost tourism even more, that's why the Russians are desperate to prove the Yeti exists! Maybe that's the real cover up a new Cold War battle for the footer tourist dollar! The Sykes documentary Shawn posted on here the other day was interesting especially when the animal pelt from that expedition came back as unknown bear, maybe if Squatch is real it's an evolved bear same way as we're evolved apes? That would be cool! Planet of the Bears!
DeleteHeck YEAHHHHH! Umm well, I honestly doubt there's anything as odd as a human-bear hybrid, but there could be like a new species in the making that is a very human-like black bear...but this is out there itself!
DeleteI don't believe much in a federal cover up either. But that said, I could see several reasons why they would cover it up. First would be the public asking why they hid it for so long. An unhappy public means fewer votes and less money.
DeleteThen the timber industry. Forest protection to save bigfoot habitat would cost more money.
Next is religion. How can the churches spin one of these. A, a human hybrid. B, a new ape species very simular to humans. C, a new or mutant bear species. If bigfoot were an ape or bear, they could swing it. A hybrid though totally throws a curve into the mix. If people stop going to church it will cost them money.
Would tourist dollars offset the loss of any of the above? Not a chance. You would have a year or two of tourists flooding the woods hoping to see one. After the waste a few weekends, they will give up. No more money coming in.
I have spent all my life in the woods and never seen one. If they exist they are extremely elusive and tourism will not last as long as protection laws and instability.
The entire repertoire of the skeptard is thus:
ReplyDelete1. You are retarded.
2. You live with your mother.
3. I had sex with your mother.
4. You have homosexual sex.
5. Therefore (for some reason) there is no bigfoot.
Isn't there anything else on the menu, skeptards?
For all the skeptards' ostentatious ass-strutting, they produce no science, and waste endless hours trying to prove a negative. I would like them to remove their asses.
This is playground-level stuff.
They show time and time again this is all they have, which is nothing.
If your only argument involves the arguee's mother, domestic arrangement, the arguee's sexual preferences, and your sexual preferences, why don't you take it elsewhere? Remove your asses.
Skeptards preen and prance, bragging about their logic and science. Yet their argument is that because the arguee is gay/lives with mom/arguer has sex with arguee's mom/arguee is retarded, is illogical. It doesn't follow a rational progression. It's irrational.
You'll notice in life that the people who always pontificate about what is rational and irrational, are the most irrational and emotionally unstable of all. They are driven by what they hate about themselves: being irrational, emotional, illogical. The self-loathing of these qualities powers their constant speech-making about what is rational, logical, scientific. It's a drive.
It's simple hypocrisy. It's the irrational, the illogical, naming others irrational, illogical.
It's a bit weird too that some of these male gay sex cracks come from a female skeptard. Why the preoccupation or obsession?
Well my good friend you must be gay with someone with a post like yours!
DeleteSkeptards preen and prance, bragging about their logic and science. Yet their argument is that because the arguee is gay/lives with mom/arguer has sex with arguee's mom/arguee is retarded, is illogical. It doesn't follow a rational progression. It's irrational.
ReplyDelete*'is retarded, therefore there is no bigfoot,' is illogical.
It has to be a american black bear that escaped! WOw! ALL cicus bears walk on two legs!
ReplyDeleteSERIOUSLY, I live in the the part of this country that has the greatest black bear population, You would be surprised how often and how far they walk upright. Depending on the terrain, a black bear might spend as much as a third of the time standing on two legs. I can buy that theory for a dollar. black bear in Russia=Yeti, yea.
DeleteHOW DID AN AMERICAN BLACK BEAR GET TO SIBERIA, SURELY YOUR NOT BUYING THE ESCAPED CIRCUS CLOWN BULLSHIT ARE YOU? IDIOT.
DeleteYeah because he's the idiot when you have DNA evidence saying it's black bear isn't it black bear? Nope that's right it's the magical mystery monkey! It made it's DNA resemble American black bear because it's so intelligent, sneaky and paranormal!! I bet it teleported or dimension jumped and planted those fake hairs just to mess with us as we are not worthy of it's alien tech and supreme knowledge yet maybe next century when we've learn the error of our destructive ways and embraced Mother Earth...
DeleteBeats don't walk on their back legs 1/3 of the time! Where did this retard come from! They Stand on their back legs for very short times to confront a threat, bluff, fight , or smell the air! They hardly ever walk! Their Legs and hips are not made for walking!
Deleteyour ignorant as hell, I bet you would mistake a bear for bigfoot, Yes the can and do. Bears live in all directions from my living room. some people actually can go and see these things before spouting ignorants. I bet you think the all hibernate to.
DeleteOAKLAND RAIDERS 2013.......
ReplyDeleteHenry Fucken May! I mean for fucks sake already! When you have fags playing with DNA from black bears and it dose not take a fucken genius to figure out that HENRY is a bear the only thing we can do is wait for Henry's research to be completed and this mystery can be solved! You see you dumb ass fucks Henry is the Key to this whole Bigfoot thing! Fuck! Look at the intense research he is doing!
ReplyDeleteOnce Henry tryed to get in my backyard, I have an extra fridge out back and I guess he was trying to break into my fridge so I RUFF talked him and pointed a big stick at Henry and said GET GET HENRY and he went up a path that is behind my backyard, the fence is broken so I guess that's how Henry got in! Never been up that path myself though....
ReplyDeleteYou have major fucken balls to so called "RUFF" talk HENRY in this manor that's fucken for sure bro!
ReplyDeleteThese comments have gotten even more insane I see. Mayor McCheese seems a paragon of rationality in comparison.
ReplyDeleteHenry would take that stick of yours and shove it up your ass and FLICK you over the fucken fence if you tryed that shit with him, please
ReplyDeleteWell that's fucken for sure! Henry has gotten into my backyard many times but my wife leaves food out for him so we don't have any problems with Henry! That's why I married my little cookie because she is so smart and she looks out after me, not that you guys here can understand this because your all fucken gays together!
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ReplyDeleteYou don't think gays are smart enough to leave food out for Henry? Shit man Jim Neighbors has to spend major bucks with the Swiss Colony every fucken Christmas to keep Henry at bay! Me...I just rubb peanut butter on the trees OUTSIDE my backyard and it seems to work fine, well do far anyway!
ReplyDeleteDon't you mean so far you Stupied fuck gay bastard!
ReplyDeleteWhy you little pieces of cat shit !! I turn my back for a second and here we go again !! Ripping on Mr. May Is not a wise thing to do !! If he gets wind of this shit he is going to be mighty pist t off !! When Henry gets mad you can rubb peanut butter on trees all you want to but it will not work, he has a strong mind and can look past the peanut butter long enough (4-5 seconds) but that's all it will fucken take !! And then you will be finished !!
ReplyDeleteYou know I think this is a sign.... Bears, Superbowl, next year....
ReplyDeletesince they have our black bears, do we get their female figure skaters? hell yea, I'm an American Hunter born and bred, I'll send them Ruskies all kinda animals from hear for that deal,
DeleteAs a Chicagoan I know for sure this won't happen bears haven't won a Super Bowl since 1984 we can dream though I guess they made it pretty close two years ago. DA BEARS
DeleteNever give up hope Harry!
DeleteI try to I guess it could be worse at least we got the six-peat with the bulls but the cubs I gave up on their bitch asses long long ago
DeleteIt only takes a slight injury to the front paws for a bear to walk upright—http://blueheroncomm.wordpress.com/2010/09/22/kevin-jarnagin-b-s-in-b-c-the-tall-tale-of-the-bipedaling-bruin/
ReplyDeleteInjury hell, we watched one walk over 100 feet last week while eating dried grapes off our vines,they spend a lot of time upright. and if confronted or cornered, it's one of their first responses.
DeleteYup I remember from watching all those Gentle Ben reruns
Deletesome people get silly shit in their head and just will not listen to someone who actually lives with these animals everyday. we see a bear on average twice per week, and not at the zoo, in our yard, in the garden, the vineyard, orchard, we have a large population, and yes they spend time on the two legs, a lot at times. and they do not hibernate for long periods of time or even at all in the mid to southern us. believe it or not I 'm speaking the facts. I thought any and everybody knew this.
Deletethis is great news, it means we can harvest them now like the Bear farms in Asia.
ReplyDeleteSo glad!
http://focusingonwildlife.com/news/asian-bear-farming-breaking-the-cycle-of-exploitation-warning-graphic-images/
They have been harvesting them here for years and selling the gallbladders on the black market to those idiots in china and all over asia. big sting a few years back sent about twenty poachers to the rock farm. still going on.
DeleteUrsus Americanus Smeja, or "Smeja Bear".
ReplyDeleteI propose all misidentified bear sightings and samples be called this.
I see Dead People...and sometimes Yogi the BearSquatch.
ReplyDeleteThis site is done!
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