Michael Merchant Explains Alien Creature Harpooned in River [TazerMedia]

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Remember that ugly looking lamprey caught in New Jersey by a fisherman? In this video, biologist Michael Merchant explains why this creature is unique.

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  1. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 6:19:00 PM PST

    1st biziatches!!

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 8:28:00 PM PST

      About 3:30 too long, which is typical Michael "I like to hear myself talk" Merchant.

      We have google too!

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  2. BFFerMonday, February 18, 2013 at 6:21:00 PM PST

    Everytime I get out into the woods I feel uneasy. That's how I know there are Bigfoots there. Belief is a powerful tool..

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 6:23:00 PM PST

      That's some good sh*t right there.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 6:31:00 PM PST

      Summitwalker and Marlboro are pounding the BFFers into hamburger. Coupla mmighty turds in the punch bowl.

      Delete
    3. BFFerMonday, February 18, 2013 at 7:04:00 PM PST

      We must be very careful not to make any critical comments about the BFF. Masterbater is omnipresent!!!

      Delete
    4. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 7:07:00 PM PST

      Masterbarber is a taterhole.

      Delete
  3. rushferlifeMonday, February 18, 2013 at 6:22:00 PM PST

    No explanation needed. rumfer, all good.

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  4. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 6:29:00 PM PST

    Shawn is making some money milking you skeptics for hits with rubbish articles by clowns like this guy. You are to busy thinking Ketchum is trying to pull the wool over your eyes to realise the real guy making the money from this circus is Shawn.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 6:35:00 PM PST

      I agree, if this blog was not so controversial with all the anony posts and sarcasm I wouldn't be here.
      All this blog is good for is a laugh. I doubt Shawn is a BF believer at all.
      Hell, if I was him, I'd just rake in the cash too!

      Delete
    2. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 6:50:00 PM PST

      Seriously, Sharon, give it up.

      You're just bitter that these Team Tazer guys are moderately entertaining.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 6:51:00 PM PST

      LONG LIVE BIGFOOT EVIDENCE!!!!!

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    4. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 7:10:00 PM PST

      I can't help but notice that Sharon sounds half in the bag sometimes on her blogtalk radio.
      She sounds like she is getting more and more drunk as the show progresses.

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    5. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 7:15:00 PM PST

      Who's hoaxing the hoaxer, while the hoaxer's hoaxing you???

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    6. Skeptardical EnquirerMonday, February 18, 2013 at 7:49:00 PM PST

      Has Sharon fessed up yet to being Bigfoot is BS in her blog whatever-it-is-cast?

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    7. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 8:00:00 PM PST

      You guys should go easy on Sharon Lee, her show does have some interesting guests from time to time. Maybe she just gets fed up with all the BS hoaxing sometimes, like everyone else

      Delete
  5. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 6:52:00 PM PST

    BOO! Lamprey's killed my Lake Trout! :(

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 7:17:00 PM PST

      And raped our women!

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    2. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 7:18:00 PM PST

      Big deal! Lampreys killed my father!

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    3. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 7:25:00 PM PST

      15,000 years ago an unidentified lamprey species mated with a human being and created this hybrid it's in a new study that came out last week

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    4. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 7:42:00 PM PST

      I heard about this!
      It's that self-published scientific paper right?

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    5. LeonW.Monday, February 18, 2013 at 8:33:00 PM PST

      Yes, thiere caled SKEPTARDS.

      THERE COMPLETLY STUPID AND USEUALLY LOOK LIKE A BIG PENNIS.

      They are virtually brain dead and only survive by sucking the bottom of ponds for garbage or leaching from others.

      They don't make good pets, you can't teach em a damn thing!

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  6. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 6:59:00 PM PST

    That's the scariest looking fleshlight I've ever seen.

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  7. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 6:59:00 PM PST

    He cant get dingleberries

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  8. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 8:16:00 PM PST

    That was very educational. MM's delivery is engaging, captivating ... yet a bit creepy, which fit the topic.

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  9. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 9:27:00 PM PST

    Merchant talks about all this ridiculous crap. He should take Stephen hawkings place after he passes. That man can't talk and still has more bullshit than the professional bull riders tour.

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  10. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 9:38:00 PM PST

    stop it.

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  11. AnonymousMonday, February 18, 2013 at 9:56:00 PM PST

    Everything you never cared to know about Lampreys!!!
    How many times did he say critter?
    And who cares how King Henry the whatever died?

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  12. AnonymousTuesday, February 19, 2013 at 12:01:00 AM PST

    why does he speakinthat ridiculas voice. its like a teenager trying to speak prper endlish as quickly as possible.which is starnhe for a 70's hippy dropout man! surely he didnt have a smoke filming began

    what are team tazer[approved,with zany cinmatic voiceover] all aout.they just come onto this site and state the fuckin obvious.i for one knew what a lampray was as a kid,,so a natural history lesson from this dick isnt needed or asked for

    it seems ,in his whacked out delusional state,he is our self appointed judge over films on this site. somebody must have told himwe want him t sound irratating,sarcstic an behave like an freshman taken his first inhale

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  13. AnonymousTuesday, February 19, 2013 at 12:05:00 AM PST

    whats this lesson on how to google subject.wtf

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