Universal K-9 Confident That Their Dogs Will Find Bigfoot
Last year, Universal K-9 was in contact with the Finding Bigfoot crew vying for a chance to get in on the action to search for Bigfoot with the popular TV show on Animal Planet. It now looks like they got the job and the dog trainers are super stoked and their search begins this weekend in East Texas. "If Bigfoot really exists, I can guarantee you our dogs will find him," Brad Croft of Universal K-9 said, according to a news release.
Here's a snippet via TylerPaper.com:
One of the places they could be searching is the Mineola Nature Preserve. The preserve is on the Sabine River and has 2,911 acres of city-owned land.
More than a dozen man-made ponds are speckled on the property as well as walking trails and pavilions.
Mineola Mayor Bo Whitus said hunting is not allowed on the property, with the exception of periodic youth deer hunts. This was attractive to the “Finding Bigfoot” crews, he said.
Whitus said the locals tell stories of bear and cougar sightings in the preserve, but they never have been validated.
He had never heard the subject of Bigfoot come up until seven or eight months ago when a maintenance worker spotted a strange vehicle far into nature.
The maintenance worker “was at the river and coming back up close to a slough,” Whitus said. “There was an old car sitting there, and it concerned our guy, so he called the police department. They ran the tag, and it was from the Dallas area.”
As officers got close, they noticed fruit on top of the car and found a young man lying in the grass near the area.
“We don’t know how he got his car that far down into the preserve, but he did …” Whitus said. “He heard a radio announcer say there was a sighting in East Texas, and the guy took out a map and mathematically deduced this was the place for him to be.”
The man was not ticketed but was given a talking to and sent on his way, Whitus said.
Since the sighting, a newly constructed bridge near what is called the people’s pavilion was named for the alleged visitor.
“It was a coincidence that we had just finished one of the bridges, (so) one of them is called Bigfoot Bridge,” Whitus said. “We were trying to reinforce the story to try to create a little interest in what is going on in East Texas.”
The name must have worked because Whitus said the city received a letter from “Finding Bigfoot” before Christmas on its interests of filming a show on the property.
I've heard worse ideas.
ReplyDeleteWill the K9 units be following Smejas bear sample smell? They wont know what a bigfoot smells like therefore wont recognize the smell. Cadaver, drugs, guns, whatever they sniff they have to have smelled it to track it. They wont find shit just like the other Finding Bigfoot episodes.
DeleteGood points! drug dogs train extensively with real drugs to recognize them so how in the HELL will dogs know what a Squatch smells like? Do they have hair or?
DeleteThis is easy you just train the dog on the sell of an ape or gorilla and that would be close.
DeleteOf course! Except they're real animals that we all know exist
DeleteSo when the dogs cower in fear and run back to the pickup truck and want the hell out of there, who's gonna keep pressing forward?
DeleteDogs can only help so much.
Dickwad at 338.. I already told you not all dogs are pussys like your corgie bitch! I got a couple of dogs that will fight a pride of lions if I say "sic" so catching a mythological apeman wont even scare them. You have zero proof that "dogs run from squatches" except the wisdom of Bobo the mongoloid or bullshit BFRO reports, made up lies submitted daily and quoted by FatBack Moneygrubber as scientific facts!
DeleteAnon 4:02. Your ALL talk buttplug
DeleteSo a guy heres about a sighting in East Texas..His deductive reasoning leads him to this place..he puts fruit on his car and hides in the woods..police run him off and they now have a Bigfoot bridge and Finding Bigfoot believes there is so much activity that they want to do a show there in hopes of finding a Bigfoot. This really shows how commercialized the show really is.. An unproven location is now the subject of a professional Bigfoot hunt.. This whole thing is really getting comcal.
Delete5 biggest fucking douchebags in Squatch world?
DeleteBobo, Moneymaker, Barrackman, Smeja, Shawn Evidence.
The biggest douschbag EVER on this site
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ANON 4:16
Congratulations bitch
AnonymousSaturday, January 12, 2013 4:16:00 PM PST
Delete5 biggest fucking douchebags in Squatch world?
Bobo, Moneymaker, Barrackman, Smeja, Shawn Evidence.
WATCH YOUR MOUTH U FUCKING FAGGOT THOSE PEOPLE DID NOTHI TO YOU AND I GARUNTEE THEY ARE A HELL OF ALOT SMARTER THAN YOUR FUDGE PACKIN BITCH
Holly fucking shit, these asshole redneck fucks are going to try and track down a bigfoot in a place where it has only POSSIBILY bee sighted ONCE??? Why wouldn't they pack up the doggies and go to the NW where there are MANY sightings?
DeleteAnswer: They found a new nitch in the BF world... they can take their dogs out, run them for awhile and act like they know the sound of their dog and say...'They are on a Squatch, I can tell by the pitch in rovers bark'.... Why don't they just head out to Death Valley... Fucking loosers!!!
Actually not a bad idea at all
ReplyDeleteIt's a terrible idea and it's been tried many times before, dogs just don't like these beings even the toughest dogs turn into quivering wrecks besides it's unethical and reminiscient of slavery since the species they're chasing is human.
DeleteWhat? Is that cos you've just watched Django Unchained? Dogs have been used to track many people for many reasons to zero in on that one thing is dumb
Deletefucking douchebag prove one thing you just said. My Rott-akita mix wouldnt quiver or stop if a bear just chewed his leg off, he'd fight to the death. Besides there is no bigfoot
DeleteIn the real world yes there is.
DeleteProve it or shut up.
DeleteI can't count the tales of tough guys with their even tougher dogs out camping or looking for bigfoot, it's a lot of big talk going in and they ALL come out trembling both dog and owner if there's been an encounter. Dogs can NOT find these hairy guys simply because they will not go near them, those that foolishly do come back whimping and missing teeth from kicks if they got too close or even come back at all.
Delete237 proof, examples, links or pics? Bullshit!! Moneymaker's tall tales as real as Amish Mafia
DeleteThis is easy you just train the dog on the sell of an ape or gorilla and that would be close.
DeleteNo because not all apes smell the same and point number two we don't have a clue that Squatch is real so how the hell would we know what it stinks of?
DeleteAnon 1:47. Your dog may be tough but the instinct for survival overpowers ALL
DeleteOnly when your dog is fighting to save somebody meaning person or fellow animal would he even DARE go anywhere near the King of the Forest
Fact
Dear Lord 3:42 Anon that is the stupidest post today! "Melba's King of the Forest" LOL! Does it or her paper even exist?
DeleteAnd yes police Shephards-Schutzen trained do NOT back down, nor do Pits trained to fight to the DEATH! Mike Vic's former dogs did not care about their survival their instinct is fight to the death. If the ape is real they would die fighting it.
Anon 4:06. Your bravado talk is just that. All talk. Dogs have more common sense than people especially a little blowhard like you. No dog is going to charge an animal that will literally tear him in half. Just go ask your daddy, if you got one
DeleteThen, 4:06, all the dogs will die. They may find the creatures. If they are trained to fight to the death, they will all die and be torn in two, etc.
Delete4:14 -famtasyland douchebag beelever, understands fake ape but no clue about mans best friend? wow
DeleteWrong.
DeleteDogs aren't stupid
Like you
4:17 and 4:21
Time to go to bed children it's getting late. Make believe time is all over
Tough guys don't need tough dogs. Statistics show that 100 percent of guys who yap and piss about how tough their dogs are... are pussies.
Delete2:36 BE local troll - Ketchum will you nitwit.
DeleteHow will the dogs be able to track the bigfeets if they are not given something to sniff first? Does Moneymaker have a pair of Daisy's panties? Patty's bra? Fox's poop in a jar?
ReplyDeleteOr his BONES, if Fox was real they could just dig his ass up. But no, they wouldn’t do that because that would involve PROVING their claims.
DeleteYeah that would be far too easy! Then of course when the bones weren't there it'll have been because Fox's Bigfoot family came back to claim him and re-bury him elsewhere!
DeleteBobo would just end up sniffing the bra and panties... and poop.
DeleteLike Biscardi's beaver leg or his juvenile the Injuns buried then later " well we just cant remember where it is in this 80 acre field. WTF you clowns
DeleteThis is easy you just train the dog on the smell of an ape or gorilla and that would be close.
Delete^^^^ seriously?!!!
DeleteCrazy tinfoil hat footer dogs to the rescue! You fuckin retards think a dog can find a hairy unicorn? You shit heads need to stop chasing non existent magic monkeys around.
ReplyDeleteWe’ll find rat rarry unicorn but good!
Delete-crazy tinfoil hat footer dog
Skippy, get a life.
DeleteLike your own disbelieving bullshit's really gonna change anything 12:53 and you know it.
Delete12:53 bleeves Kitakaze is now a secret agent.
Delete^^^^^ believes that everyone on here knows the names of the voices in his head who he believes are double agents plotting his downfall
DeleteI have twelve voices speaking to me inside my head.
DeleteThey all say "Bigfoot is BS, Bigfoot is BS, Bigfoot is BS." Well, eleven of them say that. The twelfth says "You are the best, you are God, you are the best, you are God," constantly to me.
(The funny thing is, I'm like totally an atheist! Ya! I mean like totally!)
As you can imagine, I have the self-esteem of a God damned battleship.
I am highly educated.
You are not.
I am a girl.
Bigfoot 4:42
DeleteSeriously. Mixing prescription drugs and alcohol is not smart
READ THE LABEL
I only mentioned voices in his head because that particular anon just keeps posting crap about JREF Footers and Kitakaze?!! I too am an atheist and a Bigfoot sceptic, highly educated and male
Delete^ And virgin.
DeleteWell you highly educated male, you are not at all familiar with the natural world. Guess they don't care about their dogs, as bigfoot will kill them. Its been documented that if a dog goes afterthem its dead. Native Americans have dealt with hairy man for 100s of years. For you that don't leave the big city, stay there. You'll be safeer.
DeleteSo where the hell has justin "bear meat" smeja been lately?? Looks like he dipped out unnoticed hiding behindbthe daisy hoax.. this is all a big game being played by team tazer. Now I see the true reason why michael merchant is always bad mouthing and talking down ketchum its because he knew if she had the sample of justins bear meat , she would blow their hoax out of the water... it all makes sense now why he was so obsessed with ketchum calling her a cat vet...his whole hoax was riding on what she would say
ReplyDeleteThat’s right! Mr. Merchant is a big meanie. He’s just jealous cause none of the squatch mind rape him.
Delete-Melba Ketchum, Doctor of Feline Medicine
Ah yes. Melba-bashing never gets old...
Delete^^^^
DeleteShe has earned it dude.
What's really amazing the how crazy the conspiracy theorists on here are to come up with a Team Tazer plot to cover for a guy who said that the steak might not have been Bigfoot in the first place! If the same "steak" is used in Melba's study then we'll know it's bullshit, if it ever gets published that is.
DeleteNo the crazy thing here is that you're so dumb you can't even spot the mistakes and holes in your own nonsense.
DeleteIt matters nothing if his steak's in her study and proves bear, who the heck cares when many samples show bear all the time so his is only one of those, the rest of her findings show something else.
In essence his shitty steak if it's a bear will obviosuly not be included as part of the positive results, see this you couldn't even evaluate correctly and figure out yourself but had to continue the smear.
True but what I meant to say you fucking prick was if the DNA results differ from Ketchum's and Curtino's study and hers comes up as hominid then we know she's full of shit you fucking moron. What kind of random dumb fuck empty headed asswipe believes totally in a study that he/she has never even seen or read?!!! Plus didn't she accuse Justin of sending Curtino a different sample? Plus if you re-read my original post you dumb cumguzzler you will see that I said if the "steak" is USED ie appears in the study then we'll know she's full of shit. If she tested it and it came out bear then it wouldn't be USED but discarded right? Seriously you'd think the woman was the fucking Virgin Mary or Dalai Lama or something!!!!
DeleteKetchum is full of shit no matter what her "study" claims. She will never be taken seriously.
DeleteJust like you, ^^^ asshole.
Oh but she will douchehead unlike you.
DeleteIn Calif. its now illegal to hunt bears with dogs, note to Smeja.
ReplyDeleteI expect the same to be the case here as the squatches aren't animals but people.
DeleteThe only reason you want Sasquatch to be a person is so you can "legally" fuck one and not get charged with bestiality.
DeleteBut Bigfoot’s not real, so I suppose that means you’ll stay a virgin forever since no human being would fuck a degenerate like you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You guys are "F"-in funny !
Delete1:49 troll speaking against better judgment.
DeleteNot to forget it's always centering around sex with these trolls revealing they're actually starving adolsecent virgins themselves.
DeleteNo, it doesn't. But everything you footers do has to do with jealousy. Why not just give it up and admit that you're wrong douchebag?
DeleteWhy not at least TRY to get a girlfriend, Skippy?
Delete6:02 one of the young trolls in denial.
DeleteAll they will end up with is a dead dog ....squatch doesn't like dogs...if the dogs get too close....snap....broke neck....end of dogs.. u don't find Bigfoot with dogs.... Bigfoot finds you....and squatch will kill any dog within 5 feet.... good way to loose some well - trained dogs...I think this is a bad idea.....tkoenig
ReplyDelete10 dead dogs snapped in half by Bigfoot would actually be some form of verifiable evidence. Dogs are a dime a dozen...release the hounds and fuck 'em all!!
DeleteDo you JREF lemmings bleeve Kitakaze is now a secret agent ?..And do you not discuss his lying on JREF because you're all afraid to be separated from the pretend skeptic herd ?
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck are you talking about and who the hell is Kitakaze????
Delete^
DeleteJREF buttplug playing dumb..well not playing.
No seriously who the fuck are these people you keep babbling on about?
DeleteWho's you ?
DeleteAre you randi baby? Well are you?
DeleteAnon 1:48
DeleteWho is posting on here that actually thinks Austin Powers is still funny?
DeleteWhat do you mean "still"?
DeleteEven the dogs are laughing at this.
ReplyDeleteNervously yes.
DeleteHere is why the dogs won't track down Bigfoot. The Bigfoot don't leave a scent when they are in the dimensions that they most commonly hang out in for their own protection. So even if the dogs pick up a scent at some point, they will eventually lose the scent because the Bigfoot simply stepped into another dimension and/or phase. Shape shifters are a bitch to track. Bigfoot also do not stink all of the time, as some will have you believe. They only stink when they either don't like you and/or don't trust you. I have never smelled one for instance. However some little forest people will intentionally put out a sweet frangrance that you have never smelled before. If you have a digital recorder going at the same time, you may also pick up giggling, or you may actually hear it with your own ears. It could be leprachauns, since some have apparently immigrated to the US without a visa. There goes the neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteGood job I read your comment all the way through to the the end or I'd bee calling you crazy
DeleteThis is a good idea. I have no doubt that if there is a bigfoot.....dogs will find them. Hell yeah, release the HOUNDS! Be right behind them with some bad-asses with large guns....and large balls.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Rushferlife with his 700 Nitro Express double rifle? I'm sure he'll want in on this.
DeleteProbably jerking off. What he does best
DeleteThe main problem I can see is that a Sasquatch may be one of the few animals in North America that could actually out-pace a K-9 in the wild.
ReplyDeleteFor example: you can't effectively use K-9's to track wolves or coyotes in the wild for the same reason. And that would go for any other fast animal that doesn't by instinct tree itself when it's in trouble too.
If these Universal K-9 guys think they are going to run with their dogs on a lead like they do in the movies when guards track down an escaped convict they are completely nuts!
You would need GPS on the dogs because the hunters (trackers) themselves would be miles behind the chase in a heartbeat. That's why ONLY HUNTING DOGS WOULD WORK FOR THIS PURPOSE. Any Law Enforcement K-9 that requires intimate contact with it's handler would be completely useless for trying to track a BF. ~Even if they got the scent, then what??
Perhaps if hunters (trackers) had a drone or manned helicopter that could keep pace with hunting K-9's GPS signal that might be an interesting way to get something on film. But with home field advantage my money would be on the big guy to out-pace a pack of K-9's over long or short distances. A wolf can certainly accomplish that, so why not a BF?
You have GOT to be kidding me!
DeleteDon't most witnesses report they stink to high heaven?
Dogs would zero in on them and chase/track them to death.
You footin' Corn Dots better come up with something better.
Bigfoot buttersnap shitfuckery.
DeleteOne evening I came face to face with a wolf. My neighborhood is located in the middle of federal reserve property. There are at least six dogs also penned up outside. The wolf strolled right past all the pens and the hunting dogs did NOT wake up and start barking
DeleteI told one of the old timer neighbors of mine what happened and this is what he told me
He said domesticated dogs are not familiar with the sent of a wild dog and they simply could not relate the smell to anything
When I even set foot out at night at least one dog starts barking no matter how silent I am. Yet the wolf got no reaction
Mid Michigan calling
@anon 4:10
DeleteK-9's be able to smell them, I agree.
K-9's be able to catch them, I'm not so sure...
Mid Michigan lying. There are NO wolves in the lower peninsula.
DeleteNo Bigfoots don't always stink but trolls do.
DeleteThe PGF was definitely fake. Bigfoot is most probably faked.
ReplyDeleteThe Rules of Texas Chili are:
Rule 1:No beans.No pintos,no kidneys,no anything that is bean-y in the least.I love chili with beans and make a delicious kettle from time to time but when I make Texas Red I leave the beans in the pantry.
Rule 2:No onions.As bizarre as that may sound it's true.Texas Red has no onions.Put onions in it and you may have a good stew but it ain't chili.
Rule 3:No tomatoes.Tomatoes are chock a block with umami and can make anything delicious but they have no place in a big pot of Texas chili.
Rule 4:No fresh chiles.The sense of outrage grows.Why can't I put chiles in chili? You can.You just can't call it Texas Red at that point.Dried chiles are a must for it to be authentic.
Rule 5:Wherever possible substitute chuck with squatch meat. Preferably unfrozen, preferably from the butt.
I would never eat food from a recipe created by a person unintelligent enough to call the PGF faked.
DeleteThe PGF is so fake it loops around and becomes real, and then it keeps going and becomes fake again. Which means it's technicaly double fake, just like your dick.
DeleteOh, and you're retarded.
Pathetic dumbass. The Patterson film may be a fake, but there's absolutely no proof of it, and everyone with even half a brain knows that. The more interesting question is, why do you expend so much flatulence gassing over it? Your whole sad identity is wrapped up in it. Its all you are...
DeleteYou pittiful little troll you... still gnawing at Patti's teat. Get a life!
The sad trolls still can't admit they've been led to believe it's fake and now when it's proven real they still won't.
DeleteThis iis not true.
ReplyDeleteUniversal K9 are hoaxers. They aren't even credible dog trainers.
Yes we're waiting on the results of a DNA study to confirm this, it's going to be published soon
Delete... under the name Bryan Sykes, Ph.D.
DeleteI want dogs with lasers guns on thier heads.
ReplyDeleteI want squatch with frikken lasers on their heads.
ReplyDeleteI want a frikin' lazer and some head
DeleteI want some head first then I want a laser to play with
DeleteCan dogs get mind raped? I await the next Finding Bigfoot trivia question.
ReplyDeleteWe can find the world's most notorious terrorist but can't find bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteBecause we won't.
DeleteIf those dogs find bigfoot, at least one of those dogs will die.
ReplyDeleteIts part of the govt conspiracy..if dogs see a squatch they must die to protect them
DeleteAs PSG said, the creatures, if they exist, are faster than dogs. Also, the suspect operative word in the K9 team's statement is "guarantee". That word is usually followed by failure. The many reports involving dogs usually end badly for some of the dogs, too.
ReplyDeleteThere is a creepy, strange BFRO report of a Sasquatch crossing a road, being followed by apparently a pack of wolves. The wolves behaved in a subservient way to the creature. It's one of the most interesting reports and worth a read if you can find it through Google etc.
To Zorro and PSG. I remember reading the report you talk of and I concur. I also remember reading one that contained the same kind of behavior with a Bigfoot and several coyotes. The Bigfoot was casually strolling out in the middle of a field walking towards the woods with the coyotes walking with it as if it was their master. Very strange indeed.
DeleteI also concur 100% with PSG and several other good posts about Dog behavior with the Sasquatch as it is very well documented. A smart dog and I mean one that has self preservation character will not go near a Sasquatch and by chance if it gets close to one by accident it will quickly run back to its owner and cower at the masters feet if not all the way back to the vehicle or house and hide under the bed. A stupid dog(s) that wants to take on one of these creatures will end up bludgeoned to death or torn apart very quickly.
When I go to the forest I always take my golden, Rush, but it is not to try and find a Bigfoot (they will find you if they want). It is because he is my companion and best friend and he loves to run the woods and great exercise for the mind, body, and soul. I know he would not go near one.
Chuck
I remember reading the same report. I also remember in the film "Legend of Boggy Creek" they tried using hunting dogs or tracking dogs and they wouldn't leave the road.
DeleteMatt Couldnt find Dodger Stadium if we put him on 2nd Base. Dogs or no Dogs.
ReplyDeleteMuch less BigFoot
wow they name the bridge after some quack and now another quack wants to do a show where no sightings have happened and they are gonna use super dogs to track in a place with no sightings.matt you need help! especially in the guide dept.or change the show to not ever gonna find bigfoot
ReplyDeleteYou'd need about 50 large Male Border Collies and it might work. Once found then release the German sheps and Dobies, follow up with with the Pit bulls.
ReplyDeleteThat is if they go for it. Maybe the Border Colllies would round it up and the others would watch..
LMFAO!!! The Looney Toons didn't take long at all to come up with another ridiculous wild ass claim that they attempt to pass off as a "fact".
ReplyDelete"Bigfoot are faster than canines".
Thanks for the laugh and now back to your Looney Toons!
Of course they are and dogs are scared.
DeleteLmao. Yup! Man made ponds and paths. Sounds like perfect money maker big hunting grounds...holy fuck!
ReplyDeleteLook out for cows hahahahaaaaaa
k9's are pussies, they need some batshit crazy suicid-dogs like russian ovtcharkas
ReplyDeleteBigfoot exist and the dogs will find it. To many people have encountered it for it not to be. Dogs in the past may have coward to it but not all dogs lack confidence such as the ones we here about. Police dogs are groomed from 6 weeks of age to have massive aggression and confidence that will not break for anything including BIGFOOT! The legend of BIGFOOT will be proven proof positive and then we can all move on and let BIGFOOT do its thing.
ReplyDeleteToo bad the guy who runs the dog company is a loser. Convicted felon, wife beater, drug dealer, mail fraud, and insurance scammer. San Antonio's own Brad Croft. Makes me barf in my mouth a little. They give this guy credibility???
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