Read this Bigfoot book: Eve, by J.M. Bailey


This is my first book review ever, so please don't hate because I'm really trying to sound like Roger Ebert here:

"Out on a weekend excursion, Anna decides to explore one more wilderness road before she heads home and soon finds herself stuck high up on a narrow mountain pass. She is forced to stay overnight in her car where a vicious storm washes out the road, leaving her stranded. Desperate and scared, she comes face to face with a newly confirmed species that used to be only a legend. Terrified yet drawn to her deepest obsession, she attempts contact and is taken on a journey so incredible, her life will never be the same."

I just read the most awesome fkn book - Eve, by J.M. Bailey. It's about this chick who gets stranded on a mountainside in the middle of nowhere and has a 4 day encounter with our forest buddies! I thought it would be a girlie book but it scared the crap out of me a couple of times. Especially when Anna, the protagonist, gets chased by a 9 footer. Then she has to stay out in the dark in the middle of the forest but gets rescued by Eve. This book will take you inside the bigfoot world. It won't bore you with a bunch of anecdotal BS or opinions or promises of this evidence or that if you just do this. It was a wild ride and it will take your mind off all this other drama going on! What a great distraction - guaranteed. Check out the Amazon link to read the prologue. I can tell you you'll want more and it doesn't disappoint. The epilogue is just as dramatic! J.M. Bailey is currently working on the next installment in the series, Iron Mountain Ridge. Stay tuned! Heck, you may even see this on the big screen some day! I know Ms. Bailey is in discussion with a screenwriter even as I type this.

Buy this book! Look at the cover art...done by none other than our very own bigfoot artist extraordinaire, Guy Edwards. NICE! Like J.M. Bailey's fan page on Facebook, Eve!


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Comments

  1. So bf gives it to her up the pooper

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    1. I'd rather read a true account of someone smashing Ed Smiths teeth down his throat with a ball bat. Lying piece of trash needs to be first in line for an education session. Followed closely by that punk Rick Dyer, that bastard Biscardi, the effeminate Todd Standing, and of course the little greaseball pig from Florida, Fasano. Line 'em and knock 'em down.

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    2. ^you forgot to add merchant to the list^

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    3. Well, I agree. I would smash his head in with a bat, grind it up into little pieces and then eat it while his family watches. I chop him up into little pieces and feed them to my dogs. Rick Dyer, lets see. I think I would slowly skin him alive and dump salt on him and then stick a curling iron up his ass until he died of shock. Biscardi as well. Justin Smeja, I would want to shoot off guns next to his ears til they bled and he was deaf, then put his penis in a blender with most of the glass broken off and then put boiling water into an enema bag and give it to him. Afterwards, I would feed him and force water down his throat and repeatedly jump on his stomach until his stomach ripped open and then leaked the fluids into his body cavity causing death. All will be traeted with thorns under each finger nail and all toe nails will be removed with pliers! Then the teeth as well. Nothing like an explosion of draino after having a few teeth removed, go off in your mouth!!!!

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    4. ^ get help you sick, demented footer.

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    5. Yowsa! Any pent up aggression here? Rick Dyer would kick your ass. He was in the army once. His knuckles would split your face dude. Rick Dyer should not be on your list of bad people. He has helped me lots of times. He also can fight real good. I saw it before.

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    6. Jeeeze, you need anger management.

      Thanks for the book review I will get that!! I like weird stories and stuff like that!

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    7. The post at 5:38 is satire: its a commentary on the reaction to the "roadkill in a ghillie suit" story. Not my post, I just hope this is the case.....

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    8. Fuck this shitty blog it is nothing and there is no evidence except gay Shawn Evidence the hit whore!!!Saturday, January 12, 2013 at 7:35:00 AM PST

      Beelevers who follow this blog should have their ass kicked along with Ketchum Dyer and Smeja and Shawn Evidence for promoting this terrible excuse for a bigfoot blog dude you are SO gay and yoir blog is finished done over and out its nothing but Gay and four letter words no real Evidence aka Shawn Evidence even the smart trolls have disappeared because this fucking blog is SHIT!!!!!!!

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    9. ^ You should join the BFF-they have serious discussions over there and would love to have you!

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    10. Unfortunately, members of the BFF masturbate frequently and make snorting noises as they reach orgasm.

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    11. Isn't anon 7:35 following this blog? What a Moron!

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    12. Hashy likes Jerking Toons off! Frequently!

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    13. Weak. We have come to expect better of Anon 10:52. After all, he is the reigning king of 'let's hide it in my hiny' for four months running.

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    1. Hey guy that posted Gay! I'm so gay and I know you are too because you are telling me and not asking. I want to fuck your big gaping hole until I find the corn or peas you ate for dinner! I wanna slam my cock into you so hard you may need to go get stitched and have my cock removed so you can swallow! Yummy, I want a cock meat sandwich with your cum all over it!

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    2. ^sick bastard^

      you're not going to heaven

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    3. Homophobes will all go to hell.

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    4. If there is a god, which there isn't, I’m pretty sure he would be laughing at that statement.

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    1. Ummm Shawn feel free to start deleting this sickos posts PLEASE!

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    2. Shawn needs clicks, good or bad to feed his family. Sadly, the nastier and grotesque the posts the more hits they generate. So even as you and I debate the filth on this site, we too are only giving them the almighty hit count they want. I love you Shawn, don't get me wrong, it's just not the blog it was a year ago. But a guys kid has gotta eat.

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    3. Maybe Shawn should get a job?

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    4. ^^^^^^^ you mean like a bjob from you? He's straight you homer

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    5. Get up in the morning and dress? Leave the house? Drive? Work ALL day???? Then have to drive home? Never.

      (What do you mean I would have to do this again!?!)

      Where do you people get off making us look bad 5 out of 7 days. I just want to sit and click.

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    6. Give me a fucking break. You cant feed a family with a blog about bigfoot. Shawn is doing the right thing by letting the comments stay OPEN. Fuck footerz that try to censor us! They know the GIG is up, patterson lied, melbas hoaxin etc..

      Here is a place where we can get BOTH sides.

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    1. 1st grade or 1st time ever to post, or is it the grade you dropped out of before you got a computer, or is it the 1st time you typed, the 1st time you read something on a blog, or is it the 1st time you actually could type after you could count past 0????????? C'mon, tell me what your first at mangina boy?

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    2. ^Now that is going to far! We 'firsters' train hard and take it very seriously.....

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    1. So are British Knights. I loved my BK's. Then they went out of style and I had to cut off my rat tail. I will say with pride I NEVER owned a boom box.

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  6. It seems like there is a high proportion of illustrative authors in the Bigfoot world. I'm not going to venture if that means anything or not.

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    1. It means that footery has more than it's fair share of homosexuals.

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  7. SLOW NEWSDAY FOR BIGCOOT EVIDENCE...

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  8. This is the real deal folks.

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    1. That wouldn't be the first time you have told us about your feminine products on here Anonymous 5:18 A.M. You need to douche that extra hairy CUNT of yours and then massingil that shit. Put some fucking cunt spray on your pad as well to hold back some of that stench of that nasty ass CUNT!!!!!

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    2. ^lol... This demented/offensive/sick shit routine is getting funnier with repetition..Keep up the good work!

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  10. Thanks for the review of Eve. I think I will give it a read after I finish Dr. Meldrums book and Proof of Heaven by a neurosurgeon Dr. Eben Alexander. To me the most unique, although rare, of all Bigfoot encounters are the ones where a Bigfoot will help out injured humans or lost children by carrying them out of the woods and back to safety. I sometimes wonder if the very common trait of following humans out of the forest and back to a vehicle or road is in some cases just a safety measure for the human. Just a thought.

    Chuck

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    1. I don't believe Bigfoot would help anyone. They eat humans! They hate us, that's why they avoid us.

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    2. Missing 411 east/west is scary good!

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    3. Actually, the Bigfoot are trying to get along with humans. However, they realize that humans are highly emotional creatures and scare easily. Furthermore, they know that the humans that most commonly frequent the forest, tend to have very low I.Q.'s, carry guns, and disrespect every living thing in the forest. Which is why they prefer invisibility during daylight hours and when around humans. It keeps themselves from being shot and it keeps the humans from becoming scared and then shooting everything that moves. They will however attempt to test the resolve of the gun toting morons, to spend that day or night in the forest. They like to see how little it takes to run them out of the forest. When that does not work, and the human still does not pull out a gun in answer to their noise making games, is when they take a closer look to study this particular human in hopes that it is one of the few good people who visit the forest. Then, they may attempt some crude form of communication that eventually leads down a long road of educating you about them.

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    4. native americans have told us for years sasquatch steal and eat humans. I would not hunt one but i would shoot one if it were in my presence. I don't feel comfortable being around a giant monster in the woods.

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    5. I have to believe that we smell real bad to them

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    6. Speak for yourself Pepe le Pew.

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  11. "Especially when Anna, the protagonist, gets chased by a 9 footer

    Chased by a 9 footer

    9 footer

    footer

    SMH...

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  12. ENOCH Ya!!


    Footers are upset this morning....Daisy In a Box?


    LMFAO, RETARDS!

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    1. Na, dealing with BS and small minded people like you comes with the territory!

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    2. ^^^°°Stayd up endless hours "writhing with anticipation" of the press conference. LMFAO, you're just another Looney Toon AND the only reason I engage in the land of the foot, entertainment value that is, at morons like your self's expense.

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  13. Sounds pretty good. I could go for some bigfoot fiction if it acknowledges that nature is often harsh and brutal. I won't read some lame ass new age propaganda that portrays the bigfoots as benevolent and wise mystical forest friends; that kind of shit is weak.

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    1. I am a BF knower BUT, I agree with your line of thought!

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    2. 9:47 i'm a knower to. I know you did not see a bigfoot.

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  14. My favorite book is "Cum for Bigfoot".

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  15. I don't mind silly, amusing or witty trolls, but the commentary on this blog has now been reduced to puerile potty humour and disgusting comments.

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    1. Aren't you the same God King that told us about your Bigfoot obsession as an adolescent, and how your auto-erotic exploits ended up ruining your mom's $6,000 mink?

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    2. NO, it was SABLE! pay attention damn it!

      -God King

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    3. Oh yes. My bad. You're quite the 'God King' amongst the Footer/Wrister crowd.

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    4. Hashy your the biggest masturbation King on here. Even when there is no news your trolling and re-trolling on here just to wax one off with the rest of the Nerd sceptics! I'm convinced you're all having one big circle jerk together because you guys are on here more than any footer! In fact barely any footer is on here anymore - which makes you faggots the only commenters. Keep jerking you nerds !

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    5. Anon 10:44 gets very emotional about his bigfoot blogs. He actually posted that on his eHarmony profile

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    6. Hashbrown,

      How did you know a realistic price for a mink coat? You aren’t by any chance a woman? Or a fur farmer?

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    7. Hey Hashy your post makes no sense about eharmony ? Your still a masturbating circle jerking faggot nerd!

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  16. Do you JREF lemmings bleeve your BFF representative Kitakaze is now a secret agent ?

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    1. There isn't actualy anyone frome the JREF who comes here.

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    2. Anon@9:48-Really?You still have FAITH in that FAKE suit that Kit has been pushing for what,4 years?And then he just drops it like a hot potato?

      Think about it.When the fire got to hot he BAILED!!!! And then tried to push it on Munns.


      Guy Edwards 5 Stages of a Hoax is being played out to the HILT!!!!!!

      Kit pussed out and that is the NAME of THAT TUNE.

      It's a sad day in the Jref world as we know it.


      LMFAO!!!!

      That's right,he has made an ASS out of me and all I want to do is cry me a river.

      In all honestly,I'm a true believer,all because Kit pussed out.

      It is what it is.

      Why would Kit spend all this time on the suit to only turn tail? Because he perpetrated a hoax to get me and other jrefers to praise his 'Holy Grail' so to speak.Plus to be a 'PLAYER' in the hottest subject on Bigfoot!!

      I will never live it down.WOE IS ME..........

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  17. This was posted on Bigfoot Forums back in Aug. Its long but totally interesting. Don't know if it made its way over here... only been trolling here for a short time.

    Bigfoot Research – Still No Evidence, But Plenty Of Excuses To Explain Why There’S No Evidence

    http://bigfootforums.com/index.php?/topic/33198-bigfoot-research-%e2%80%93-still-no-evidence-but-plenty-of-excuses-to-explain-why-there%e2%80%99s-no-evidence/

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    1. Yep a classic bff thread. Some of the defenders of the faith ie. Mulder have spun the thread to try and make it out like it's an argument for Bigfoot to exist. Tooners. Simply Tooners.

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    2. Omg how could someone make a defense out of this artical for the existance of BF? Mulder needs to get his HD camera out and shoot us some video... Oh wait a minute, that would cost him a whole $250. I think they should just stick with their 1.2 mega pixel spy cams. BRING ON THE BLOB SQUATCHES!!! LMFAO

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  18. Absolute fucking looney toons.

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    1. ^ what ? That your on this site like a fly on shit? How's your circle jerk going Toons? You and your little tin foil hat nerds waxing one off? Who jerks who off first? You or Hashy?

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    2. Completely gay responses like 10:49's keep us coming back.

      Right fellas???

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    3. Those idiotic responses and illogical rationale are the only reasons I stop in.

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  19. Sasquatch or 'Bigfoots" are large, hairy, bipedal humanoids found throughout North America. Once thought to be extremely rare, scientists now estimate their biomass to be well over of over 500,000,000 tons, roughly twice that of humans.

    Young sasquatch grow and moult repeatedly as they develop, replacing their rigid exoskeleton with an endoskeleton at about age 20.

    -S. Krill 'The Shrimp Detecive'

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  20. Where the fuck is Ketchums paper? Robert Lindsay says it should be out anytime now and just rock the whole world with her outstanding evidence of a real BF.

    And now we know Robert Lindsay is just part of the hoax. Go Robert, go Robert go...

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  21. You might want to see if you an run down a copy of John Tigges "Monster", aside from covering similar ground, it also has a connection to the Ketchum saga.

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