Matt Moneymaker Looking For A Few Good Men To Search For Chinese Wild Men
Matt Moneymaker today sent out an urgent using the #China hashtag on Twitter announcing that the Finding Bigfoot crew will be shooting an episode in China in a few months. Matt is asking for China to loan him and his crew a platoon of commandos for a week in Shennongjia. Why? Because the Chinese Bigfoots (Yeren) are badasses. These creatures have been reported to be able to move quickly and run fast. The facial region resembles a cross between an ape's and a human's. The Yeren can leave a large footprint, about 16 inches long, displaying five toes like humans, but with a structure closer to that of apes.
Matt also tweeted the following article about the "wild men" with the "ATTN #China" hashtag saying, "We need some of your soldiers to help us videotape the animals described here: http://goo.gl/kHqeU They are very real animals":
Shennongjia 'wild men' leave footprints
The investigation into the Shennongjia "wild men" made great progress when witnesses identified two footprints left along the Licha River where the two mysterious creatures had been spotted.
An investigative team consisting of journalists and officials from the local government and scientific investigators were sent out along the Licha River to conduct a thorough investigation on November 20. Two days later professionals from China Association for Scientific Expedition joined them.
The team discovered a series of irregular footprints, averaging one meter apart, along the riverbank. They also found three branches believed to have been broken by the "wild men" in the shrubbery beside the footprints. Two barefoot prints of different sizes were discovered behind a stone. Pointing in the same direction, these adjacent footprints were both identified belonging to left feet. The bigger one was 30 centimeters long with a width of eight centimeters at the heel and 12 centimeters at the sole. The smaller one was 18 centimeters long with an arch-like outside edge.
Veteran forest rangers rooted out the possibility that the footprints belonged to known animals such as bears, antelopes or deer.
The team then reached two of the witnesses, a local resident Wang and his friend Zhang from Xiangfan, Hubei Province. They recalled their encounter with the two mysterious creatures on the morning of November 18. Zhang, along with his guide Wang and other friends, was driving along the Licha River, heading for Laojun Mountain. They were approaching a sharp curve in the mountain road when they spotted two giant, dark figures standing behind a tangled mass of shrubbery some 50 meters away from their car.
According to the witnesses, the two "wild men" were skinny and covered with black hair. The taller one was about 1.7 meters high and the other one was approximately 1.3 to 1.4 meters. Both were quite agile because they quickly fled into the dense forest as soon as they saw the car.
The witnesses' testimony was in accordance with the investigation results. The investigation team has made a preliminary conclusion that the thrilling event was indeed a real life sighting of a group of upright human-shaped creatures.
According to Luo Yongbin, an official from the foreign affairs office of Shennongjia Nature Reserve government, all the investigation results and evidence, including two plaster models of the footprints, will be submitted soon to the central government. The whole investigation process has been videotaped. All suspicious evidence has been photographed for further analysis.
(China.org.cn by Huang Shan November 27, 2007)
First.
ReplyDeleteWoohoo,living the dream!!
DeleteA guy told me boastfully that if he ever seen Big Foot he'd shoot him 6 times.
DeleteSo I told him that won't hurt Bigfoot one bit. He'll take the gun from you and pound you on top of your head with his fist, until he drives you down into the ground, like a spike. Bigfoot is just that powerful.
Oh,you so smart,me like you!
DeleteIn all seriousness, I actually work with a lady who looks not all too dissimilar to the one in the picture. Obviously she's clothed, but thats as far as I'm willing to think about it.
DeleteWow! is she single??? I'm sexually attracted to the wild woman type. All that hair the sweat the stink and bugs. Seriously hook me up.
DeleteAt least a couple of people disagree about Bigfoot being so powerful, @1:35. Robert Lindsay says you have to be a sociopath to actually shoot one though.
DeleteWhat a joke that yesterday some full-time skeptic said he wanted nothing more than bigfoot to be real (in comments on a post).
DeleteWhever these people begin a sentence with "I would like nothing more," "I would like nothing better," as some cheapo handout of a consolation prize, you know they are lying.
It's the same when people say "To be pefectly honest with you," and "I'm going to be totally honest with you," etc., especially habitually: you know when they say that they are just about to be dishonest with you.
It's a giant red flag that guess what? Hey, I'm about to lie to you.
What a joke.
None of these skeptics "want nothing more" than bigfoot to be real.
It's the opposite: they panic at the idea that they could be real. That's why they avoid the evidence. Instead of scrutinizing it, they dismiss it without looking at it.
That's a little bit insane.
Wake up and grow up skeptics. It's obvious what you want, and what you fear.
The goof yesterday was probably Bigfoot is BS, etc. etc. The usual suspects.
lol mulder^
DeleteRe: Skeptic rant....why would anyone panic at evidence of Bigfoot? Your entire statement is just stupid. There's no other way to put it, you don't make any sense.
DeleteI've just had sex and couldn't cum, I blame reading this blog.
DeleteAlpine Trekker, I'm curious to find out why you think skeptics would panic or have a fear of the existence of Bigfoot. Why would they fear that bigfoot could be proven to be real. Seriously, I don't quite understand your philosophy. Could you explain further. Thanks in advance.
DeleteI think Alpine is trying to say, and I might be wrong, is that most skeptics probably don't spend any time in the wild looking or investigating bigfoot themselves, because they are too scared that it is real and if they are campers or spend any time out doors, they wouldn't want such a large powerful creature in their midst. I seen my 1st Bigfoot when I was 7 or so years old. They exist and I have seen and heard a few things and as recent as August 2012. That one was a rock chucker and almost hit me in the head at 11:00 p.m. or so. I don't fear them at all anymore and only had one scary experience where a large boulder hit the ground no more than 50-75 yards away and made a loud thud. No way any human could have done that and no one else was around Nov.1st, 2010. In the mountains. I think there will be skeptics until it is put on display dead or alive. There is evidence besides the DNA already studied, the pics, audio, and video. There is the hair, fecal matter, foot cast, one body impression cast, and many many eyewitnesses through out time and in different countries. This is not only a phenomenon thats been here in the U.S. for years but world wide as well. Seen by people who have no phones, internet, t.v.'s, radios, and live remotely, as with the Native Americans who have a name of thier own for Bigfoot. Each country had their names for them as well. They all look a little different and some are nicer than others but seem they will be violent if threatened as past stories back in the 1800's wriiten back in that time of people being torn to pieces and beaten against tree's for trying to kill them with guns. I personally wish that the skeptics would do some reading and research. So much is available now and some things are great but there is also bad info too.
DeleteI'm a skeptic. I find the subject fascinating. I've done my homework and have been a member of the Bigfoot Discovery museum, have read many books on the subject, and even own a few casts. I have exchanged emails with both Dr.Grover Krantz when he was still alive, as well as Dr.Meldrum. I have studied human and zoological anatomy and locomotion. I think lots of people misunderstand the position of the average Skeptic. I am not convinced 100% by the evidence, yet I would be thrilled by a genuine discovery. I am not interested in believing, I am interested in knowing. The idea that one is not entitled to a position on this mystery without spending time in the woods researching is fallacious. If we all have to be actively engaged in field research on any given subject, it stands that we would all be nearly silent on a great many things. No disrespect intended towards anyone, I remain interested in the evidence.
DeleteWell said.
DeleteFirst - woohoo I'm living the dream
ReplyDeleteLook at those boobies
ReplyDeleteBayyybeee thirsteeee!!!
DeleteFuck Moneymaker that fat piece of filth. I want to see a Yeren go balls deep inside Moneymaker's moms ass.
ReplyDeleteI already did that with your mom!
DeleteWhy do you think hes going ?
Delete1:36:00 anonymous... you really should go see a shrink. I'm sure you are an unhappy person.
DeleteYou wouldn't of posted if he said Moneymakers ass. Bring their mums into it, and this shit gets real!!!
DeleteMuckraker= Moneymaker fan boy
DeleteThe gig is up,I repeat,the gig is up!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo suit!!!
LMAO!!!!!
What are you talking about?
DeleteKitakaze said "To all the community of people I have come to know in the field we call Bigfootery:
DeleteI have passed out of this field of interest. I have agreed to give what things I have found in my studies to Bill Munns, him being the person I deem most worthy to take over the investigations I have done. I have endeavoured to enter into the foreign service of my country as a diplomat using my language skills and knowledge of foreign affairs and history. Bigfoot is always for those whom pursue it, a deeply abiding interest, but not one I can any longer devote the same interest to. I wish those who pursue the mystery the best of luck. Sasquatch is a part of the Canadian identity, albeit one which is mythical. Should through the efforts of Bill Munns, or any others in the field, this become something other than a myth, I would be deeply thankful".
HAHAHAHAHAHA....That's what I thought.....NO SUIT...HE CHECKED OUT ON ALL HIS JREFERS...LMAO!!!!!
Urgent,urgent.....There will be no "Changing of The Vibrating Golden Butt Plug of Skepticism" this Friday.Queen Randi has called for all,ALL Jref members to go meet @ Tontar the Gays house and have a Mass Orgy in remembrance of our Over Lord Kitakaze.He has quit on us and gave up on the suit.The Bleevers have WON this round as they ALWAYS do.
DeleteStank Ape The Official Butt Plug Licker Esq.
Whatever happened to Stank Ape/ Hillbilly?
Deletesuits exist but wheres the bigfoot?
Deletegot monkey?
and obi wanaae big chief
Delete"Got Monkey"?
DeleteThere's that StankApe!!!
WAZZZ UP STANK APE/HILLBILLY!!!
Bleevers and skeptics are both fags. Fence sitters are cool.
DeleteSpecially when they have the fence post one foot up their ass.
DeleteActually a good comeback, kudos... Fag.
DeleteI'm happy you're enjoying the fence post all the way inside your rectum, you nutsack whisperer.
DeleteThat should be a great expedition! That's where the big ape lived.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know that? Have you ever been there? Or you just pulled that fact right out of your ass, like everything else in this blog.
DeleteSo is MM going to start claiming that every continent has it's own version of Bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteConsidering matts fat ass has outgrown zip & area code status we may have to get him a continental designation, in which case we should send bobo & cliff down between folds 5-8 to do some calls and knocks...
DeleteDeeerp vvvroom vroom we need more power more powEr and cucaine sir
DeleteAnd golf shoes
DeleteDon't forget the banjo strings pizza cutter and potatoe gun
Deletedestination truth had good episodes on this.
ReplyDeleteYep, Now that is a good show! It gots lots of nice babes too!
DeleteGates brought an appropriate amount of levity to the exercise. And a coupla hot babes to boot. That one really tall skinny dame gave me a sasquatch sized boner.
Delete^^^Perv alert!!!
DeleteIf you think that's perverted you really have your head up your gaping anus.
DeleteMy foster niece is an ABC who goes to Shanghai frequently and always returns with gory stories about the quality of life in China. The Yeren are the civilized ones.
Wow,just wow.
DeleteDid you fuck her Hashbrowns?
DeleteYou must mean Destination Hoax.
DeleteThe last thing I wanna hear her say is "Yer en"
ReplyDelete^^^ last request before death
DeleteYep, can't find em here, can't find em there, gosh darn Squatches I can't find em anywhere.......So to China I shall go, it looks pretty Squatchy in China, yep yep mmm....hmmmm....Squatchalicious.
ReplyDeleteTwitter.com is actually blocked in China; there are only 20,000 users online there (almost all in Beijing). So kind of a dumb message to put out on Twitter by MM ...
ReplyDeleteMy Me Maw says there are pleanty of them thar bigfoots here in america. Thar ain't no a needin to hawl off to China a lookin.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be best to prove we have something here first, before he goes traipsing off to orientville?
ReplyDeleteOh, I forgot, there is nothing here.
Show me the monstrous magical macaque.
It would be best if the naysayers signed up for these expeditions. Then at least they could speak from experience.
ReplyDeleteLet me think about it. Thought about it.
DeleteNay.
I second your nay.
DeleteI negate both nays.
DeletePussies!!!! What are you afraid of? That they are real and that you might actually see one? Piss or shit yourself becuase you couldn't handle it? It is skeptic's like you that make me sick. If I were you and you need proof than why not go? I think you are scared to go out of your little secure homes and cities and into the wild and be apart of the food chain! Because most of you that wouldn't are just shit talkers and skeptics because that is the only wuss way you know and too immature to accept something does exist. They even come into little towns sometimes to peek in your windows at night. Don't be scared and insecure. You're not going to die from a Bigfoot and most of them don't bite humans. They usually from what I have read and watched is they rip you apart and beat your carcass against a tree. A gorilla can do that and a Bigfoot is a giganntic ape. So, imagine that while you contemplate about your next camping trip. Well, you probably are too scared to go camping! Even deadlier than them apes are the friggan humans that run around the woods with guns and shoot at anything that moves or makes a noise.
DeleteJohn Melland, you fucking nerd. Quite possibly more geeky than Screech and Urkel combined. I know your pathetic pecker is lonely. It sounds like you grew up on a fag farm.
DeleteMatt Moneymaker Greatest bigfooter to ever live!!!!!! You know it bitch.your all jealous of him....
ReplyDelete^^^ referring to Cliff
DeleteMore pendulous breasts. Boobies gone wild
ReplyDeleteWhy doesent FAT MONEYFAKER carry out REAL research and stay in one friggin place for several months and stake it out. Rather than his "solo" expeditions for one night only which i believe are bs anyway. As soon as the filings over hes outta there and going to the nearest all you can eat then hittin the local taterhole bars tryin to pick up some local gay dress him in a monkey outfit and spank one off.
ReplyDeleteHow old are you people, refering to MM as fat? What does that have to do with anything? Other than that, I agree with your comment about staying in one region. But that wouldn't make for a good show, and MM knows he has a hit show on his hands.
DeleteWhy doesent he stay in one place over a sustained period ? Its logical.
DeleteIf he is serious about this rather than flitting from one place to another he would get better results.
He knows where the hotspots are, he has a wealth of information that us mere mortals do not have.
One thing i have realized after 2 seasons of finding Bigfoot is that
DeleteMoneymaker is like Sasquatch repellant
I think they hear his voice and run
or they know that he know exactly what they want and what they are going to do and they are scared he might actually find them.
but he does put on a GOOD show much like most Attorney's are capable of doing, oh yeah and he spends other people's money good too!
Hello again fellow bigfeeters
ReplyDeleteIvan Rublemaker here
I must ask Shawn where did you get such beutiful picture
of Renanya?
She iis beautiful woman NO?
She is axactly how we like the Ladies here in great mother Russia
look at those pectorials and her shiny glorious hair,she has such good muscle tone and all one can say is Dhe is how you say ?
HOT
she make me so hot sometime i can not wait to get home and spend time with myself she really that hot.
she can lift Doo Doo with no problem and she like to run on the Wood all day long
she is most fantastic woman ever!
We are so glad to have her on our team not to mention she likes the ladies too,
so we always have good time when we have parties.
she like to bring her other friends over sometime,
although they not as good looking as her but they do in pinch.
Not much more to say but YES everyone should be as lucky as we are to have such a beautiful woman as her.
Well have to go now Renanya just got back wiff dinner for us all I think it is steak from overturn truck last week.
oh wait she say to tell everyone hi and she love her picture on here ,oh she has brought friend again for us
look like it going to get WILD TONITE EH?
Until later DASVIDANYA COMRADES
You from Boston?
DeleteYep I sure is from BASTAN
DeleteI wonder if she shaves her bush. I'd tap that fo sho.
ReplyDeleteRanae
ID certainly have a go, she needs to be at least 7 ft and smell like tuna.
DeleteBobo
FOOOOOOOKIN A
DeleteI WOULD GIVE UP MY LEFT TESTIE FOR DAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Who cares if she shaves or not she is fukinsuperhot
Deleteno matter what.
dat da facts
I have always ahd a thing for a woman with a major OVERBITE
ReplyDeleteFeels good when they do that thing they do
Snap your neck and stick two fingers up your tater hole ?
DeleteNope 2 up her tater hole works better
Deletefor me
I keep my poop in a jar.
ReplyDeleteThat is actually a very wise course of action. I suspect that you could go to China and market it as soup stock and become a billionaire.
Delete;-)
DeleteAgreed. You do keep your poop in a jar. Good post.
DeleteShawn!!! Hashbrowns hates Asians!!!
Deletepoop in a jar ?
Deletenow there good sir is one helluva great idea
Man that group has more angs than a Nugent song. When was the last time you ever heard of a Bigfoot investigative team in this country headed up by journalists, government officials, and scientist?
ReplyDeleteChuck
Wang Dhang Sweet PuThang.
DeleteI know it's weird, but I really wanna get my hands on those big ol' hairy jellybags she has goin' on there... yeah, I'd do her.
ReplyDeleteHey, don't knock it till you try it, I always say.
Deleteshit even if I needed a pair of stilts to hit that shit
Deletei would do it cause she has some bigole hoog titties
and you know she must be at least 7-9 ft tall
ehll ayeah I likes um tall and hairy likes dat
bet she could abng you all day and still go out at night and b rung home some vittels
I would love to have that rack mounted on the wall.
ReplyDeleteA good pair of all natural knockers is hard to come by. Hell, I could even overlook the demon/ape/human face in the picture and the putrid smell that most likely emanates from her lovely loins and backside... gotta git me some of that before I die.
DeleteThose knockers are implants.
DeleteThe implants were most likely constructed of crude leather sacks filled with wood. The nipples were replaced by pieces of chewed bubble gum.
DeleteSHIIIIIT
DeleteI would just love to mount her
SSSSHHHHHIIIITTTTTT I just exploded
@Mid-Tarsal Meldrum - Thats fascinating how did you come by such facts ?
Deletein his dreams
Deletethey just appear as images from space
Looks like one of Alex MW girlfriends.
ReplyDeleteAww, I can't go because I'm Japanese and not Chinese.. And plus I've never been to China. But if they ever go to Japan I could totally help out.
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