Gigantopithecus or Giganto-Chimp? [Tazer Media]
In this video, Michael Merchant compares the behavior of a group of chimps when faced with a *threat* & the reported behavior by eye witnesses of Bigfoot. Is Bigfoot an evolved Gigantopithecus or a cold tolerant, aquatic, Giant Chimp? Watch below:
I actually drew pictures of a person and a sasquatch side by side, and left them in my squatchy place.
ReplyDeletePray to Bigfoot and your skeptical sins will be forgiven
DeleteDo not fear the Bigfoots, they mean you no harm. They are filled with love in their hearts and will share it with you, if you let them
DeleteResistance is futile. You too will be one with the bigfoot.
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DeleteBigfoot is neither. It's a hybrid human. Duh!
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ReplyDeleteMichael Merchant v A normal sane person
ReplyDeleteStop with the Merchant crap. He advances nothing.
ReplyDeletePromote Bigfoot at all costs. Let NOTHING stand in our way.
DeleteWhat about a tree?
DeleteNOTHING!
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DeleteI vote for the second one. The first one was stupid
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DeleteAbout the big foot I haven’t a clue for the brain cells I have number too few!
-Anon 11:11
Herpity lerpity derpity dee Bigfoot is an ape that just the stupid can see.
DeleteIt helps to have peyote and lots of moon shine cause you won’t see Bigfoot if you’re just drinking wine!
-Anon 11:11
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-Anon 11:11
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-Anon 11:11
If you really want all the comparisons both behavior and physical traits, then read Dr. Bindernagles first book, North America's Great Ape the Sasquatch. Similarities and differences between all the great apes and Sasquatches are well cataloged. Or if you could care less then don't.
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Merchant's wrong of course, bigfoot's neither chimp or giganto (no nonhuman primate speaks/humanlike feet and faces like squatches) but most likely what dr. Ketchum's found so her study seems to be what motivates him to get up in the morning and contemplate different views.
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My brothers use to revert to the gay insults when they were about 11 then they grew up
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DeleteThe ones bashing shows like finding Bigfoot have to be supporters of Obama. almost every person I talk to with a snide remark is a Democrat or a liberal.
ReplyDeleteI don't think so. I'm supported the president and I believe in Bigfoot.
DeleteAnd every dumb ignorant SOB I've met is a Republican! They're also the ones most likely to believe in whatever stupid Bigfoot BS that's been peddled whether that's Ketchum's DNA report or Daisy-In-A-Box hoax! Republicanism the refuge of the stubborn and under educated God fearing gun fetishist. I'm sure Lincoln would be proud lol
DeleteHow very perceptive of you Kevin! Everyone I know who enjoys Finding Bigfoot must be a republican or a conservative using that reasoning. Idiot. Go back to listening to Limpbaugh.
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Oh, you must think it’s funny to spend other people’s money.
But the jokes on you, cause what will you do
When a Mexican steals your car?
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DeleteOh I would shout out "you dirty, liberal, illegal, benefit-grabbing alien . . . . and then shoot him with my Bushmaster AR-15 of course.
DeleteYeah - it's great spending other people's money. Won't you give me some so I can buy a Ketchum Forest People T-shirt?
If there really were "forest people" Obama would have them on welfare faster than Matt Moneymaker can scarf down a bag of Funyons.
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DeleteDoesn't every politician spend other people's money? They're called taxes and it's part of their job to spend them dumbass.
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-Harry Bandini
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