Ghost of Bigfoot? [ParaBreakdown]


This latest video was purported filmed in Woodstock, GA. Could this be the elusive Slenderman or the ghost of Bigfoot? Watch Phil's breakdown below:

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    1. Bigfoot doesn't always wear pants, but when he does, he wears XXXXXXXL size.

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    2. Where the fuck is Melba Toast Ketchums paper!!! How long is she going to fucking be hoaxing us out?

      Big announcement: NO paper, NO Video, NO pictures... NO FUCKING NOTHING!

      HOAXING BITCH

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    3. The paper was out today. Oh wait no it wasn't like every other fucking time.

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    4. Same 400 pound troll, posting over and over and over and over, just to see his Bullshit in print.
      God, you are the gayest fag that's ever been buttfucked by your uncle.

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    5. She should just put it out, and forget about peer-review. Everyone is making a big deal about it but the truth is the vast majority of academic papers are read by the 2 dozen or so people interested in the highly esoteric matter addressed therein.
      What matters is whether or not the relevant experts actually read the damn thing and comment. That will happen in her case since the media will draw scientists attention to it regardless of how it is released.

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    6. Its CG. Notice how it magically steps out from such a thin tree.

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    7. It sounds like Phil is beginning to channel the late Huell Howser. Phil's voice is taking on a fem, almost passive aggressive affect in these breakdowns which is getting a little fruity. It's starting to give me a chubby.

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    1. Alex Lifeson beats his wife.

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    2. Why does he copy you like that,he's a big star

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    3. The other day I came to this blog and there was a Google ad for some "rush" hair product. Funny shit.

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    4. I wish I still had hair to need hair products for

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    5. I believe there was a siteing at "Lakeside Park..So many memories..Neil Piert or Mike Portnoy for best percusionist in the world??.

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    6. rumferlife + RUSH + bigfoot = fag

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    7. misty green and blue,love to love to love you...my bitter stalker

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  3. Dogs know bigfoots exist cause they refuse to follow their trails.

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    1. Phil refuses to follow a diet. The fat fucking virgin.

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    2. If bigfoot shit in the woods my dog would roll in it,he really is disgusting

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  4. Bigfoots often donate their hair to bald squirrels.

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  5. Has anyone heard from Mulder? I hope he's ok

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    1. Bff is down. Looks like all these hoaxes were too much and they pulled the plug.

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    2. The mods at BFF are wiping all references to the Ketchum study. When it's back online, anyone mentioning Ketchum or the study will be immediately banned.

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  6. At this exact moment, Matt moneymaker is very, very stoned.

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    1. And renae is being double teamed by cliff and bobo.

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    2. And a Sasquatch is "watching" from the tree line.

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    3. I take it renae was ruffied.

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    4. She is having a realy hard time finding a position for that.

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  7. That was obviously Manti Te'o running from the media

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    1. Lol...Kid is at stage 5: claiming he was hoaxed.

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  8. Okay, first off, why is this mega twat even doing a breakdown of a video he thinks is fake anyway? That gives credence to the douchebag that made the video and gets him hits on youtube....dumbass. And is he just making the assumption that it's CGI? I mean without examining the video other than live, in a smart ass way (which is very professional btw) As a professional, if your going to break something down you give it the same respect you give others. You can say you think it's a hoax without being a fucken melonhead.

    If these bigfoot teams were serious about seeing an unknown creature, they should really try and get permission to film on Skinwalker Ranch. George Knapp's book, 'Hunt for the Skinwalker' will make anyone's skin crawl.

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  9. Since BFF is down we ought to take this opportunity to welcome all of you fucking assholes to BE.

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    1. Bigfoot dossent like coke it prefers Pepsi

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    2. Bigfeets. The correct plural for Bigfoot is Bigfeets. A solitary male Bigfoot of breeding age is called MegaCock.

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    3. Yes yes, let us all welcome those whom are used to intelligent conversation about bigfoot.
      You're in for a BIG surprise on this blog!
      By the way, I cornholed your Mom last night. (God, I love this site!)
      Enjoy!

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    4. ^..lol...Don't listen to this troll newcomers. We don't say shit like that....S/B "I 'taterholed' your mom last night"....fucking trolls.

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  10. Gimlin is currently working with a few others on his apology speech. Should be interesting but as his main audience are believers he's going to use the bigfoot is still real angle and that we should take the film as a guide to what is really out there.

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  11. This blog has become the Bigfoot Anti-Evidence Blog. Almost everything posted is summarily dismissed by Para-Phil. He's making constant kneejerk dismissals. And the problem with this CGI dismissal is that now almost anything will be dismissed as CGI. Phil can't dismiss the one yesterday, nor this one, without some serious disassembly of the video.

    This anti-evidence stance has become ridiculous.

    There is more under heavean and on Earth than CGI.

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    1. Go to fb/fb,they just verify every video as real,you are sasquatch,or he's you or some shit like that

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    2. Phil fancies himself a bigfoot video expert. He's no MK though. I talking from a technical standpoint, and of course MK has had sex before.

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    3. Why Worry?

      By M.K .Davis


      If you find a place where Bigfoot strolls
      You might not want to let anyone know
      The feather’s you scatter and seeds that you sow
      Might come back to see you with the wind that blows

      And everyone doubts the story unfolding
      The trollers they troll
      And the Phils they go Poling
      And Bloggers they blog while the rollers are rolling

      You don’t really have to be much of a sage
      To cut off a leg, in this information age.
      With shifting sands and perilous pits
      And people being paid by the hit.

      Why even bother with any of it?

      Why even worry about any of it?

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  12. What took so long on this one, Phil? Been out a while.



    *Hellbilly*

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    1. I cornholed your Mom last night, hellbilly.

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    2. It really is time to grow up,you will eventually need a job

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  13. OMG. I was reading one of the online news sites cnn I think and they had a story about the most disgusting medical procedure I have ever heard about. It's called a fecal transplant. Poop in jar man is this what you are up too???

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  14. Tobes oh hades lit by flickering torchlight,the netherworld is gathered in the glare,prince bytor takes a cavern to the north light,the sign of eth is rising in the air,bytor,knight of darkness,centaurion of evil,devil's prince

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  15. Well, I for one, totally see the CGI on this one. There is never a solid object in frame, it's laughable, really.
    Another great breakdown, Phil.
    Thanks,
    Bobby

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  16. It's a Predator turning on his camo and disappearing.
    Yep, an alien.

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