Ed Smith: The specimen was captured in southeastern Missouri [Team Quantra]
Editor’s Note: This is a guest post by Rob Gaudet, a member of Squatch Unlimited. You can visit their blog at bigfoot.ning.com.Below is the post that Ed Smith made on the MABRC forums advising of the change in plans.
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8 January 2013 3:30pm cst
Statement form Ed Smith regarding the capture of a Sasquatch specimen.
Two former members of the O-6 and myself attended a meeting with Mr Alexander, Mr. Parson and some of the principles of the Quantra Group.
We were informed that it had been determined that the public relations firm representing the Quantra Group would handle the release of information concerning the specimen, therefore, the Bridging Group would not be required.
We voiced our objections and we were asked to leave the repository site.
Here is what I know: I remain positive that the Quantra Group has a live or dead specimen. While this meeting took place at the western Tennessee repository, the specimen was captured in southeastern Missouri. Then transported to the Arkansas repository located the southern portion of the state.
Continue reading Ed Smith's post about independent researchers cancellation at Squatch Unlimited.
Furst!
ReplyDeleteDaisy may well be in the Box. But Ed Smith is no longer in MABRC.
DeleteThe fool finally got banned.
DeleteYou can't catch these elusive beings in cheap traps they're too smart for that it's never happened and likely it never will. Not because they don't exist they do but think of the hygiene risks of introducing a new species too the bacteria we both could catch. Especially if the rumor's true how George Lucas got his idea for Chewbacca, that someone whispered to him Sasquatch's from another planet originally and a bacteria we'd not want to chew on necessarily.
Delete'da hell?^^^^
DeleteHate to tell you that any bacteria we have they'll be fine as they supposedly live so close to man and any bacteria they have we'll have been exposed to because we go into their environments too. I don't know for sure about the Chewie story but the late Ralph McQuarrie did the majority of the design work on it and Lucas' original brief was that he had a face like a bush baby with a baboon's teeth and was 8 ft tall. In fact there's a rumour that the finished design was stolen from artwork in a sci-fi magazine with a story by the guy who wrote the Game of Thrones books with a plot that could either be Star Wars or Avatar but either way he has fuck all to do with Bigfoot
DeleteTHEY did not capture a bigfoot. They caught Honey Boo Boo's mom. But I can see how they mistook her for a bigfoot.
DeleteOmg this has become soooo fucking pathic its almost not even funny anymore!! So called "Ed Smith" (could call him John Doe, its all the same) got kicked out of the meeting and they didn't want any bridge group... Thats a real surprize... and now we are supose to get info about this hoax from an unnamed public relations group... Ok, so do any of you believers/Footers now know and understand that this is and has been a hoax from the start. This is the final burn down on the hoax and in a month you won't hear another significant word about this feasco.
DeleteI personally would like to believe there is a BF out there but after see all the crap in the last couple of months... Well I've become even more skeptical.
Simple minds believe simple things...
practicly all of us said it was a hoax the very first day i think 3 people said let's let it play out but it was pretty much the concensus that it was bullshit or my opinion was they would have posted a photo or sent one to a paper immediately
DeleteAnon 3:30 - Your belief system is based on what is reported in the media? You have bigger problems than whether Bigfoot is real or not.
DeleteTurn off the computer (sorry Shawn), turn off the TV, and head for a location of reported high incidence and do your own investigation.
You won't learn the truth here or on any blog or forum - this web community is all about misinformation from trolls who can care less to believers who hoard information like gold. Because they aren't into discovery, they are all into money - get rich quick schemers who have no qualms departing money from the gullible. [Though there is no evidence anyone is getting rich from this.]
You have freedom of choice - don't be sucked into this vacuum of ignorance. Head for the forest; even if you never see this animal, you'll at least get exercise & fresh air. You won't get those benefits spending time here/on the web.
its wintertime here,the forest is fucking cold,I'll stay here with heat and booze
Delete^^^ don't forget that cock in your ass Rumfer. All that man-juice in yer butt always gives you a warm feelin' in your tummy!
DeleteZzzzzzz...
ReplyDeleteWake up mayor the French fries are burning..
Deletehey mayor how did the wrestling match with andy coughman turn out
DeleteJerry Lawler hit me with a chair.
DeleteYou shoulda threw him from the ring and moonsalted his bitch ass from the top rope
DeleteRick Dyer had ought to get busy or these boys are gonna beat him to the punch.......NOT!
ReplyDeleteWake me up when some real news happens.
Ed Smith is Rick Dyer. It's the only thing that makes sense. He's been saving his poop in a jar for years to dump it on us all at once. Clever really...
DeleteI keep my poop in a jar.
DeleteYou keep on poop in a jar guy I've missed you :)
DeleteAnon 1:49... I think your really on to something here... This could be, the poop in the jar saver, RD. But one would think that this might be a tad over his redneck thinking.
DeleteMr. Smith and The One (Mr Anderson).
;-)
DeleteBullshit x10....
ReplyDeleteEd Smith has been suspended from the MABRC forums.
ReplyDeletelol.........
Ha! I knew it! This is all about money and greed! Time to call Morgan and Morgan! For the forest people!
ReplyDeleteYou have Morgan and Morgan in your area too?
DeleteYes! And they will do class action on mental cases!
DeleteHoly Cow, I thought those were Memphis only ambulance chasers.
DeleteTeam bullshit decided a PR firm would handle all the media in order to max the profits we can make in showing a body in a freezer....We figure if we keep telling these lies sooner or later SOMEONE will think its true.
ReplyDeleteHoax
Fakers
BULLSHIT
Shawn, do us all a favor and either post this crap all together in one article for us to laugh at or don't post it at all
You mad Bro?
Delete^ only at how you just like to lick it around the edges, Bro
Deleteed smith.... sounds like a tom biscardi ploy
ReplyDeleteGwenyth Paltrow's head is in the box.
ReplyDeleteYou could have put "Spoiler alert" before that comment some of us haven't seen Seven yet
DeleteWhat's Seven?
DeleteCall in Casey Anthony, as their new spokesperson. She'll get the job done.
ReplyDeleteDid Herry May really get killed at a restaurant?
ReplyDeletechoked on biscuits and gravy?
DeleteDon't disconnect Smith and MABRC, one hand washes the other. Okie yarn spinners working together to fuel some clicks and notoriety.
ReplyDeleteCrossing state lines, not a well conceived strategy from the master planners.
Hi Folks! This is John Titor a time traveler from 2036. Just wanted to let you know this is still going on in 2036 FYI. No bigfoot proof yet.
ReplyDeleteROTF?????
DeleteTell me something time traveler,Has Henry May gotten off the couch yet?
Deletewho is henry may??????
DeleteJohn Titor lol, you pulled that one up from a while ago, appropriate though given this current hoax.
DeleteLol that was great!
DeleteCan you tell us if Harry got anons mom pregnant? Did Bobo lose his shit and rape Renee? And most importantly did Mike Merchant ever shut up?
DeleteAnd with the latest announcement, Team Quantra and their entire duo of con men, vaporize into thin air never to be heard from again. Thank goodness!
ReplyDeleteI have to get a bigger shovel to dig my way out of all of this Bullshit.
ReplyDeleteMake one from all your old Rush LPs at least they'll be good for something
Deletehell use a snow blower we can rename it the shit thrower
Deletepeople love or hate Rush
DeleteTime to call in JESSE VENTURA!
ReplyDeleteWill you give me a break?
DeleteNEVER!
DeleteIDIOTS!
DeleteI'm telling you it is all a plot to get people to go to their blog. Sad bunch of pathetic morons who have nothing else to do with their lives.
ReplyDeleteThe Bigfoot fad never died, just more of the same folks. There are larger groups now that would make your timeline groups seem small. Why? I think people are the same, they like to follow and be with their own fringe kind. I do believe that most don't really believe in bigfoot, but believe in the right to believe. Just like God or Jesus. There is even a large bigfoot church in San Francisco. They elect bigfoot Saints.
ReplyDeleteJohn Titor a time traveler from 2036
You're from 2036?
DeleteDid the Ketchum report ever get published?
Did Fasano every find the Orangutan family in the swamp?
Powerball numbers?
Anything?
Sorry I can't tell you anymore than Melba will sell her take on bigfoot, no peer review by anyone here in the USA, No,and LOL,as far as anything ...watch the sky.
DeleteJohn Titor a time traveler from 2036
No it's just the believers are breeding and passing their knowledge onto their offspring. By 2036 space alien bigfoots will have attacked the galaxy
DeleteI believe Ed Smith, but I feel like he got played.
ReplyDeleteI also don't think you could keep one of these things alive in a cell for very long.
Experts at world class aquariums still have new specimens die- and they have been doing their work for decades.
Zoos will have new animals that do not respond to captivity and die, animals that are known with decades of biological/zooligical data available and they still sometimes just shut down and die.
To think a bunch of guys with cash could capture a cryptid and keep it alive is less likely than bigfoot being a real animal.
ED Smith is Full of it.
DeleteIf Quantra is a real company, they would've hired a PR firm from the beginning, if they didn't have one already to handle such a huge discovery.
I just can't buy the fact that they are as organized and well funded as Ed Smith says, but yet they are clueless when the time came to handle the PR situation after "years of research, countless man hours, and hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars"??
And even if he is being Hoaxed ...it's on him to check and double check his sources and his facts before he starts releasing information. No one put a gun to his head and forced him to announce "Daisy is in the box".
So no matter which way you cut it, he's responsible.
Perhaps you are putting more thought into this than is necessary.
DeleteSome people got wayyyy to much time on their hands.
DeleteHow long before a torch toting mob finds Ed Smith and strings his lying ass up for yet another Bullshit hoax?
ReplyDeleteIs there any need to follow this anymore? The bloggers and such should tell the the MABRC and "Ed Smith" that they will not post any more of this without at least some damn good video imo.
ReplyDeleteThis still has a few weeks to play out. Its all about One-upmanship. It will cause many to fall out with each other in the current bigfoot Community. This is why it is being done.
ReplyDeleteJohn Titor a time traveler from 2036
Oh good! There are no human trafficking laws in southeast Missouri! Hey isn't Missouri the show me state?
ReplyDeleteAs in show me some one who can read at a 6th grade level
DeleteAs a proud Missourian, I,ll be pleased to inform you our old motto was "We Kill Kansans" But then after that little misunderstanding in Lawrence,( they called it a massacre. The drama queens)Frank James said."Does anyone want to see some dead Flatlanders? And his little brother Jesse replied "Show Me!" And there you have it! The birth of a Motto! Forged out of the death of Redlegs!
DeleteTeam Qauntrill
I always thought it was show me the money cause that state is so broke my buddy bought a house near Kansas city 5 bed 3 bath for like 60 k
DeleteActually we are ok on the money front. We have a booming tourist trade right now. People come from all over the country to lob shells from one of our old 105's into our friends to the west. It's just good,clean family fun.
DeleteTeam Qauntrill
This just in: Daisy is being held captive at a Holiday in express, in Chattanooga, Tennessee. Details are sketchy at this time.
ReplyDeleteIf that's true they definitely need to take her out to Smokey Bones. Best b-que there!
DeleteWord in the woods is that all the other Bigfoots know about this capture and are fixin' to
ReplyDelete"bring it" to all researchers.
The Bigfoot war of 2013 is about to commence.
Arm yourselves guys, because they're coming for you?
it'l start and end with a gift from them - a huge wooden bigfoot.
DeleteIt starts as soon as the zombie virus is released, then the bf will make their move, you see, they plant the virus. Anal implants and all that, well that's what I heard, just sayin'
DeleteBullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit!
ReplyDeleteSo what are you trying to say?
DeleteThe dipshit's right. Its bullshit.
DeleteTadurhoel
ReplyDeleteI'm the squatch in the box... shove my nose in shit. Won't you come and save me?
ReplyDeleteFeed my eyes, can you sew them shut?
Delete2013 - The year of the death of the Bigfoot myth, and the footers did it to themselves. Oh the irony.
ReplyDelete*cackles manically*
DeleteLooks like it’s time for me to make my move.
-Wendigo
Not so fast dingle-dangle, I'm next in line.
DeleteMothman
NEVER! I’ll never die I tell you.
DeleteWhenever there’s a drunken redneck in the woods I’ll be there.
Whenever there’s a flat-earthing uneducated degenerate I’ll be there.
Whenever there’s a retarded hick who’s jealous of intellectuals I will most definitely be there.
I can never die, for as long as there is an idiot to believe in me there will be a Bigfoot!
-Bigfoot
Your brain is a redneck, your education is a contemporary flat-thinking quasieducated degeneration, your persona is a retarded hick jealous of the brave and afraid of every uncertainty, and as for the believing idiot, what you're saying is plain belief, so shut up you idiot.
Delete^^^^
DeleteDon’t be mad Mr. inbred Footer. I’m not going anywhere. When you feel intimidated by the intelligence of others you can take comfort in your totally baseless belief that I exist. When you’re obvious mental inferiority’s got you down you can pretend that you have “special knowledge” that real scientists don’t so you’ll feel all smart and special just like your mommy used to make you feel when she sat on your face. And whenever you go out into the woods with your brother you can tell people that you were looking for me so they won’t know that you’re really a couple of sodomites.
-Bigfoot
If you yourself have no base for a belief, you think nobody can have. That's called egocentrism in thinking, and it should be finnished with sometime before elementary school. That's what science teaches us.
DeleteYou seem to think only and solely "real scientists" are smart and special - the group you identify with. News for you: not only it's not true, but for a scientist to be "real", especially "special", he has to be veeeery open minded and veeery intrigued by exactly the accounts of the inordinary, unexplained, out of cannon ideas from the fringes, for that's where the real and special brains make their discoveries, scientists or not.
PLUS, that is egocentrism in thinking again. How old are you exactly?
Your,
Charles Darwin
Um, actually I do have a basis for my knowledge; it’s called a formal education in biology. In school they can teach you important things like the properties of apes.
DeleteReal Apes:
1. Have bones.
2. Shit.
3. Are territorial.
4. Require a goodly number of individuals to exist in a sustainable breeding population.
5. Exist as part of their ecosystem.
6. Eat.
7. Damage their environment.
8. Are visible to the naked eye.
9. Descended from other organisms
Bigfoot does not have the properties of a real ape therefore Bigfoot isn’t real.
Also your attempt to define “open mindedness” as belief in things without credible evidence is a feeble attempt at intentionally flawed logic which is plainly indicative of your inferior mind.
Oh again! All your points, which are btw nice, just list what YOU have not seen or seen confirmed in a way you find appropriate. And why? Because of the bias and circular reasoning. You see, my dear superior mind, you and the like arrogantly and immediately dismiss all the prints, sightings, signs of territorial behavior, nests, suspicious remains that show up as unknown… as fake, misidentifications and hoaxes that are to be either ignored or harshly ridiculed – because of a preconceived notion that BF cannot and therefore doesn’t exist. Step two: you proclaim there’s no credible evidence for damage to the environment etc. You smartass certified exam passers are not scientific minds to the least. Scientific mind is curious, not dismissive. And is all but egocentric in mindframe, while rarely calling others inferior. Knowledge is not something you defend, but expand. If you defend it, you’re slowly but surely killing it.
DeleteI never defined open mindedness as belief in things. That’s another pearl of your blurry thinking. And you even use a word “logic” in that sentence. Taught you that at school?
You know what else they teach in schools (high ones)? When one uses a syntagm like “inferior mind” too often, it says a lot about him. More than I really want to know about you, actually.
Maybe this Rob Goddit asshole is makin this shit up!
ReplyDeleteLet's track him down and grease him!
Yea,do it.I'll keep watch.
DeleteEd is out so are the rest unless any of ya will go to there site and get the info which I doubt it because it's so nice here why go anywhere else we got comedy drama suspense sci-fi loons toons and everything in between..
ReplyDeleteHow would you like your order of lies?
ReplyDeleteWith Dr. Ketchup or with a side of Team Quantra?
That's bullshit. I live in southeast Missouri. No Bigfoot here. There's no way. Complete BS!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Team "Whatever" vanishes..... no Daisy, no Ed Smith.... nothing.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, someone needs to be held responsible for wasting our damned time, keeping this nonsense running this long and generally being exceedingly dull.
I vote the MABRC....
Wouldnt you be responsible for wasting your time? Hey look your posting on an Internet blog about wasting your time.
DeleteNow these nuts expect people to believe that there are bigfoots in Missouri? This shit gets more ridiculous by the day.
ReplyDeleteIt was one thing when these fairy stories were restricted to the PNW. At least one could suspend disbelief and imagine a giant ape living in the dense northwestern forest and mountains.
But Missouri. LOLOLOLOLOL.
And you nuts take this shit seriously.
My sources have confirmed this is all true. A statement is being prepared for world wide release. Documentation is being finished up currently and enough material is being collected and put together for their own documentary and academic peer review. They have a legal team working on protecting them from full scale confiscation of all material once they go public, but they know no matter what the government will step in and take the creature from them. More to come very soon.
ReplyDeleteI would like to add the creature is believed to be a hominid of a human species and not of a great ape. This is why they know authorities will move in quickly to remove it from their possession. My sources felt it necessary I add this bit of information.
DeleteIt would appear that Team Quantra's grand excuse for why they will never have to come up with either the specimen nor any evidence of the specimen, IS THAT AUTHORITIES WILL QUICKLY TAKE POSSESSION OF EVERYTHING.
DeleteEven a blind man could have seen that coming. This is looking like yet another movie industry fraud that was meant to attract interest to yet another Bigfoot film that yet again completely misrepresents the subject matter. Minnow films and Rick Dyer did it last month. Now Rob Gaudet is doing it this month with his Skookum film that has not started production due to lack of funding. They are now tasked with reversing the alienation that they have done to the community, in order to squeeze another $7500 bucks out of them. Because they certainly aren't going to put there own money into such a risky endevour, that misrepresents the Bigfoot as monsters. Apparently, they had no money in the budget for creativity.
Knew there was something smelly about this whole thing and guess who else has a dog in this race other than Goudet ?? Hold on to your pants ...... Dr Meldrum. BANG !!!!
DeleteI made all the above up as satire to what I figured would be the next info release. Didn't think anyone would take it seriously in a comments section. Sorry if you were misled....
DeleteMisled again! Laughing my ass off, if you found yourselves being misled by anything that came out of the mouth of Ed Smith and MABRC, a fool is what you are has always been and will always be.
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