Bigfoot captured! Mad as hell, and not going to take it anymore! [Tazer Media]
In this video Michael Merchant explains why he thinks the "Daisy" story is crap. He writes: "Do you believe that Daisy is a real creature? Did the secret team capture Bigfoot in a clam shell trap? Do you know what a clam shell trap is? Answers to all of these questions right here. Daisy is in the Box my ass!"
Bitch
ReplyDeleteWow, absolutely brilliant...you mean this story isnt real, and a speed-freak "researcher" like this had to be the one to tell us?
DeleteIs this moron married? If so I really feel sorry for his wife or even worse imagine being married to that pathetic liar Smeja. Hoaxers and researchers are all the same on Planet Bigfoot it seems, serious questions garner no response but outright lies get you bigfoot credibiity..mythical monkey my ass
He's almost as pathetic as someone that doesn't believe in bigfoot constantly trolling a bigfoot website.
Deletewhite cracker is crap .bigfoot is real just ask anyone?
DeleteI'M MAD AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteWay to go Mr. Merchant!!!!!!!!
"I would like nothing more than" bigfoot to be real.
DeleteToo bad none of you are as smart as I am.
Stop posting stuff from this idiot!
DeleteBIB- SWP is a legit biologist who approaches bigfoot from the broader perspective of a conservative cryptozoologist. He is not a lying conman. Your paintbrush is too broad.
DeleteYeah...Yeah...Yeah... I told you guys over a week ago this was a HOAX in my 'Anatomy of a Hoax' comment. Why is taking these ""Professionals"" so long to get it. This just isn't how things are done in the real world. And for that matter, neither is 1-2 minute rants by supposed biologists on utter crap. Everyone and their 15 minutes of fame.
DeleteWhy aren't the real guys on here? Are there an real guys in this Bigfoot business?
What do you mean by real people? Any professional in this field isn't a professional
DeleteI thought I was real oh shit I'm gonna start fading from pictures sum bitch
Deleteeveryone on here is BS. Every so called professional is BS. This whole FB thing is BS. I believe in BF, but dont believe in all the BS. BSBSBS
DeleteAgreed - it's all BS. One thing I must point out though is even though Michael may be a 'legit professional biologist' he's still a raving lunatic.
DeleteLol, I have an M.S. in Env Biology, what does this clown have besides a YouTube acct and a constant craving for attention?
DeleteI like to think through the issues not hurl insults at other rednecks for a sense of accomplishment.
this guy is a Racist, he uses the N word at 4:28 how is that allowed?
DeleteI can't stand this jerkoff either, but in answer to your question @6:59, we do have Freedom of Speech. That includes calling someone "racist", whether or not you know it's true.
DeleteAmen, Michael---gotta love your New England-bred critical thinking skills.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, yes, I'm mad as hell and am not going to take it anymore.
Yes, you will continue to take it.
DeleteIm mad as hell at that cunt bitch Piers Morgan, america should fuck him back to england with a pipe wrench
DeleteGo stroke your guns and calm down Tackleberry.
DeleteWhat are you mad about Piers Morgan on a Bigfoot site? Is Piers Morgan a Bigfoot? LOL If he is I will put him in a box!!!!!
DeleteLOL, yeah there's nothin like New England-bred critical thinking skills fueled by 3 or 4 rails of crystal meth!
DeleteWhy bring up Peirs Morgan? Trying to deflect the story? Has nothing to do with this blog moron!
DeleteI'll put my dick in a box
DeleteHow many rails does it take to get critical thinking going on just so we are clear on this
DeleteADHD. Oh, yeah. And I'm mad as hell because he spoke for 20 minutes, though it only took him five. Then again, it's the Tazer minute...
ReplyDeleteMotörhead Sucks! Fuck You Lemmy.
ReplyDeleteLemmy has flesh bicuits on his face.
DeleteWell said!! Its so true. Were not gonna take it. Never did and never will!
ReplyDeleteWe're not gonna take it
Never did and never will
Don't want no religion
And as far as we can tell
We ain't gonna take you
Never did and never will
We're not gonna take you
We forsake you
(To the tune of “Sunday Girl” by Blondie)
ReplyDeleteI know a girl from a shitty lab
Doesn’t have DNA but she likes to blab
String them along someday girl
Hey, looks like your hoax is starting to fall apart
It’s about time for you to depart
Run and hide someday girl
Hurry up, hurry up and wait
I say awake all week and still I wait
I got the blues, please come see
What your bullshit does to me
She can't mislead the thinking crowd
Hasn’t produced a paper but she’s feeling proud
Live in dreams someday girl
Maybe she’ll see a squatch tonight
If they braid the horses that’ll be alright
Give it up someday girl
Hey, looks like your hoax is starting to fall apart
It’s about time for you to depart
Run and hide someday girl
When I saw her again in the summertime
She told me that they raped her mind
Get a grip someday girl
Hurry up, hurry up and wait
I say awake all week and still I wait
I got the blues, please come see
What your bullshit does to me
I got the blues
-typical footer
(To the tune of “fuck you” by your mom)
DeleteFuck you
:) Happy days and good times!!!!!
DeleteHarry, you seem upset that your precious Melbers is a joke. Well that's what you get when you put your trust in an inept cat vet who doesn't follow the scientific method.
DeleteIt is hilarious to watch Mulder getting pwned on BFF, as he desperately tries to defend Melba's crumbling hoax.
DeleteNo, I'm upset Mr/Mrs anonymous because I hate Blondie.
DeleteOh, well then fuck you too Harry. I’m not a huge Blondie fan myself, but the song's lyrics just worked very well with what I wanted to say.
DeleteHey while we're at it fuck everymotherfuckinbody
DeleteYes fine sentiments Mr Harry. If you don't succeed at first..fuck it.
DeleteExactly thank you other Harry for seeing things from my point of view
Deletesomeone stick a tater in his hole
ReplyDeleteWill someone track this Ed Smith down and kick his ass for being a hoaxing butt-hole?
ReplyDeleteI am a bit chaffed over this, and I am not going to sing it's praises !!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWho gives a shit what michael merchant thinks.
ReplyDeleteAs a matter of fact who the fuck is Michael Merchant.
He's just some goofy bastard that can't even shave
right and run's around in the woods like some pied
piper.I think hes been on broke back mt one to
many times.But he could just be in love with ole
bigfoot.Of course that was after bigfoot bent him
over and made ole michael his bitch.Isn't that
right michael?
If you don't like him why visit the sight and watch his videos. Say something constructive or leave.
DeleteHe is entitled to say anything he wants here. Its an open forum. I look just to see how much of an ass MM will make of himself this time. You should really quit sucking merchants cock. He is a fucking idiot and so are you for trying to defend him
DeleteThe way this post is titled, I thought Daisy the bigfoot was mad as hell.
ReplyDeleteThat would make a lot of sense.
Is that a target in the middle of his forehead???
ReplyDeleteNo. That's a blackhead.
DeleteThis guy repeats himself, a lot.
ReplyDeleteHe's mad as hell a lot. :-)
DeleteOne of thebigest fans of the members The Quantra Group here, and I aM STARTING TO GET MAD!!!
ReplyDeleteOne more word out of Michael's mouth and I"M GONNA PUNCH HIM BACK UP HIS MOTHERS PUSSY!
Is that what happened to you!
DeleteThe best was American dad I'm gonna put you back in my clown hole rebirth you and name you my bitch
DeleteOkay, one of the biggest fans of the members of The Quantra Group here again ... maybe I was a bit over the top there, but if I ever see this Merchant guy, I'm gonna make fun of his really bad style sense... and it won't be pretty.
ReplyDeleteI named my penis Daisy!
ReplyDeletelo,l a Daisy Dick, that's funny, that is.
DeleteOk Michael, I'm mad as hell but crap, this is just the nature of the beast. As well you know the name of the game is publicity,get noticed first. I first noticed you in what I thought was a very mean Todd Standing cut down video. I was new to the whole BF deal and hadn't yet seen just how fake he was in those vids, and it was you who brought me back to them to look again. But when you went down with Dallas and Wayne you showed you could be patient with a differing style of research. I think you need to let the buddism calm you and let the hucksters huck (?) and the truth will float to the surface soon enough (like Todds Muppet video to me). Have some tea and go hunt a turtle, or come down to south LA and hunt some gators, they're fun too.
ReplyDeleteMy automatic response on my phone when I am having sex is now "I caught Bigfoot, call you later"
ReplyDeleteIs Daisy blogging from her box?
ReplyDeleteMichael Merchant isn't real. His real name is Petr Szyck. He is a former Czech nationalist who took a posting in the US in marketing. He is subverting America by undermining the use of color in video production. His other directive is to insight hatred in the bigfoot world so that it may be splintered and ridiculed. The bigfoot are actually biological high tech entities that ate controlled by special op soldiers. "Merchant's" is working both sides. He's also in league with the Chinese attempting to gather as much intel as possible. He has been trying to get extracted from the op for over a year but they won't take him in because he keeps insulting his handler on the things she says and her clothing.
ReplyDeleteI once knew a girl named Daisy
ReplyDeleteshe was so hairy it drove me crazy
.....
You mean the whole Daisy story is BS? Really? As if that wasn't obvious from the time the story first appeared.
ReplyDeleteLeave Daisy ALONE!!!!
ReplyDeleteMichael is right. Bigfootery has degenerated into nothing but a hoaxer fan club.
ReplyDeleteMelbas hoaxing, daisy is a hoax, pgf was a hoax, everything, all of it.
Bigfooters fucked up bigfoot, because most bigfooters are autistic or have asbergers and cant tell when they are getting hoaxed/conned.
Damm right!
DeleteIt does seem that many bigfoot enthusiasts fall for hoaxed BS.
DeleteI, however, do lean more toward bigfoot actually existing, but my reasons for believing this has nothing to do with blobsquatches.
Michaels a loser, get a job hippie
ReplyDeleteHe does have a job you stupid moron, BIOLOGIST!
DeleteReally? Well you need to let him know that. He thinks he is a celebrity/comedian. spelling bioligist out in capital letters doesn't make anyone believe this moron. He is just a con artist trying to ride fame on someone elses coat tail. Nothing more
DeleteAnd yes, Mulder is over on the BFF getting his ass delivered to a secret basebin a clap trap right now, trying to defend not only "The Melba Hoax" but also, other proven hoaxes, ive seen him try to explain away blatant photoshop/squatch data, saying the photo shopping was just to clarify the squatch.
ReplyDeleteLolololololololololoololololoolololo
^^Likes to sniff his sisters dirty panties.
DeleteWho knew Lemmy was into bigfeet ?
ReplyDeleteThe amount of hoaxing right now seems to be at an all time high and it will probably get worse, I'm also mad as hell!
ReplyDeleteSo, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,
ReplyDelete"I'm as mad as hell,and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"
J Smeja's story is a lie too.
ReplyDeletekilled 200 deer, please.
where? on a High Fence that's 1 square acre?
I'm afraid that reliable authorities will be hoodwinked by smeja and others because they don't dig deep.
"I don't load my own". J Smeja
What?
Stupid
Maybe if all of us put our heads together & worked a little harder on getting along & looking at data & evidence rather then shitting on each other we may actually ding BIGFOOT !
ReplyDelete#everyoneisoutforthemself
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN LOL
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