As the Squatch Turns S01E02 [Grab Some Popcorn]


Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Jeffrey Kelley, an administrator for the Facebook group, The Squatchers Lounge! (Click on link to join).

Ed Smith Answers Questions.

It is apparent after days of silence the capture project moves forward. Apparently Melissa Hovey has been contacted and has been asked to be part of a bridging group in regards to "Daisy is in the box". She has posted some answers from Ed Smith on the Squatch Unlimited site bigfoot.ning.com) She openly states she is not sure what to think either way but was reporting on her contact with Ed Smith in regards to being part of some sort of secret meeting.

Ed smith answers some of her questions and gives the bigfoot community some new information on where he fits in, the status of his NDA and Non-compete agreements as well as many details on the trap that could have been used to capture the bigfoot.

It is incredible to me. It seems as the days move forward into the new year that hope is renewed. They may just have a bigfoot under study. We could be just days from seeing high resolution pictures and video or at least confirmation that it does exist.

Ed Smith has requested that evidence be present at the bridging meeting to include pictures, video, x-rays, cat scans that he feels should have been completed by the meeting time. He also states they should be able to see the specimen’s blood, hair scat, as well as see the captured animal from what I took from the report.
Ed also states that he is sitting with the people he sold his organization to so infact the meeting with "Quantra" has taken place.

Ed Smith then answers some questions about the trap.

Question: Do you have any information on the alleged cage that was built and allegedly used to capture, "Daisy"? What is it made of, and the specs?

Ed Smith: I retain the rights to my written work so I can talk about the trap unit, but photos, video and CAD drawing are the property of the Quantra Group.

Yes, I designed 95% of the trap unit. It is not a clam shell trap as has been reported in some of the blogs. Those reports are entirely inaccurate.
We attempted to modify a shipping container at first but found it was in satisfactory for our requirements.

The materials used are steel, aluminum and carbon fiber.

The dimensions are 11.5 feet in width and 17.8 feet in length, 8.2 feet in height, excluding the pressure bottle rack.

The unit is transported in parts to a staging site and assembled. The assembled unit is skid mounted can be moved by a tractor or wheeled loader. It is also designed to be lifted by helicopter.

Explosive cylinders much like an over loaded 12ga shot gun shell. Would blow the trip laches on the door and actuate the tensioned springs snapping the sliding door shut.
A weight sensing module is placed at the entrance to the unit covered in ground material would allow a reasonable weight to be attained.

A second weight sensing module is embedded in the floor of the trap unit allowing the electronic controller to activate the explosive latches and servo valves on the nitrogen gas cylinders in the knock down gas system which forces all oxygen out of the space an forces the specimen in to an unconscious state. Side panels could be opened a tranquilizing agent (dart) could be administered.

The dosage could be determined because of the weight data collected at the entrance would be available at this point.

The trap unit can be camouflaged made to look like a hut (out building) or a stone out crop this is achieved by using modular or gunite concrete (shotcrete) units then painted or stained to match the surrounding rock features.

Then baited with temptation materials.

The unit would be under video observation at distance and video coverage would be inside the unit and at the entrance. Small video cams and lipstick cameras would be utilized for this application.

Power for the unit would six to eight 12 volt deep cycle battery configured in a 24 volt parallel configuration this would allow for long duration soak times without disturbance. Battery box and DC circuit breaker unit mounted on top of the trap unit.

Engineers work on problems, Designers work on needs and we needed a trap.

Wow what a detailed description of what it MAY have been; however, Ed was not sure as to the exact setup that was used to capture this bigfoot as the "Quatra" owners have been elusive with much of the information as they may be a bit unhappy at the amount of information that was leaked to the community. I feel that would add much more pressure to the situation and have organizations like PETA, or the SPCA breathing down your neck.

Is "Daisy" still alive? Apparently there are still health concerns but it may still be alive. It seems Ed was not given an update to the condition of the bigfoot at the time of this report.

Ed Smith was finally asked.

Question: Why should anyone believe this?

Ed Smith: I'm posting information it's everyone’s right to believe it or not. I still have issues with some of the information that they should know at this point as I stated above in question one.

For many believing is seeing. It will take much more than a report to convince much of the bigfoot community however this seems to be a step in the right direction. If independent researchers are allowed access to the data results or the captured animal it may bring more credibility to the situation. For me I am still holding out hope that this is really going on and that the answers are coming. Like many others I will be awaiting the next update.

Stay tuned for another installment of As the Squatch Turns.

Comments

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    1. this is getting boring... Bigfoot is getting boring...

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    2. shawn evidence is getting boring.....

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    3. bigfoot evidence lights up my life

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    4. More of the same crap..Ketchum has been screwing you footers for 3-4 years now, Smeja strung you along for almost 3, and now AGAIN you all jump on the dipshit wagon to squatch town.

      Be sure to buy his book, buy a shirt, pay for his seminars, and give his youtube channel hits you gullible, idiotic sheeple.

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    5. Yes, you are the first! The first dumbass.

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    6. FUCK YOU COCKSUCKIN BITCH FAGGOT ASS WHORE SLUT QUEER PRICK FREAK DICKHEADS!!! I WILL FUCK YOU ASSHOLES if you bring up my name again !! MELISSA .H

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    7. If its so borning. Why the fuck are you on this blog. New year, new hope... get off your ass and get a life. No one gives two shits about your dumb ass insite.... beat it!

      Oh ya! Fuck you ;)

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    8. Melissa

      Lookin for a good time?

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    9. To Mr. Bigfoot is Bullshit. I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

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    10. Well Im a gal, never been in prison but I still have bigger balls than you footer

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    11. Bigfoot is Bullshit-I know who you are. I'll see you later on the other site. :.)

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    12. I've changed my mind. I believe in Bigfoot! Sorry for all the crap I have written on this site. My mom caught my web browser up and saw what I was writing on this blog and she is having me apologize. I really believe in Bigfoot but I get a sexual high pretending to be a sceptic just like the sexual high I get when I wear my sisters thong. Sorry to everyone.

      Sincerely - Bigfoot is not Bullshit
      FKA; Bigfoot is Bullshit, Poop in a jar, tin foil, Melba, Melissa , looney toons, mean guy who swears in all caps, and 19 other aliases and dozens of anonymous fake posters I pretended to be.

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    13. I am highly educated.

      The rest of you, however, are not.

      Listen to only me.

      I am a girl.

      Just check my pic.

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    14. Who said we believe Smeja or this latest Daisy debacle, Bigfoot is BS? I never said that. I think both are bunk. Lots of us interested in this topic reject most of these claims.

      Your dipshit wagon to squatch town is pretty funny though. Too bad it was misplaced.

      With Ketchum, if she's being hardnosed and aggressive now, at this point I don't blame her, because she's dealing with people like you all the time now. Of course to handle that you must harden and damn the torpedos.

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    15. I guess it's better than the naysayer's regular mode of transport: the dogshit wagon to Shitsville.

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    16. Radial saw, do some research on the lady that painted Bigfoot faces for Ketchum, then designed her clothing labels and is now dying from cancer... come back after and tell me then how great Melba is.

      And there are a hell of a lot more skeptics on this site than me, even posting AS me, who know bigfoot is absolute bullshit.

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    17. Sorry! - bigfoot is cool now!

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    18. "And there are a hell of a lot more skeptics on this site than me, even posting AS me, who know bigfoot is absolute bullshit."

      There's that multiple personality disorder again how many are "Gals"

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  2. soooo. the Hoax thickens. This guy is like a plague, widening his Hoax and infecting more and more persons.. lol. lol. lol.

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    1. Perhaps the easiest and quickest thickening method is to use a slurry, which is cornstarch stirred into a small amount of cold water or stock, then whisked into a simmering hoax. It thickens almost immediately.

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    2. Yep, if you put the starch in hot water, it be makin' lumpy gravy. Now if you were makin' a roux, you'd be goin' about it completely different.

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  3. Will you give me a break...

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  4. Word is as of today that Diasy has passed on. She was sick. Daisy's body has recently been taken into state custody for analysis.

    Alexander of the Quantra Group is being held by the Department of Fish and Game for questioning. The rumor is that the CDC is now involved as well.

    -M

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    1. Oh yeah, sure...kinda like they wer all after Smeja too? Then everyone at Cali Fish and Game was like "is this a joke, smeja is a liar LOL"

      And then the footers labeled it a conspiracy...now with only Bear and Smeja DNA identified you footers labeled it as a "coverup". Cant make this bullshit up......

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    2. She wasn't sick you idiot. She got crushed in the trap. So you finally got your body, however mangled it may be.
      I expect the confusion, anger and frustration normally displayed by the bigfoot 'community' to increase 10 fold after this.

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    3. Useful idiot spotted at 11:31.

      Take normal precautions, and what that idiot has to say with a grain of salt.

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    4. Correction:

      Useful idiot spotted at 11:36.

      Take normal precautions and disregard previous notice.

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  5. bottom line is hoax. How do I know this? Because of the reports we've recieved. Its right there! Read them again.

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  6. MABRC and Hovey being used as pawns.

    They will all go down together as the hoaxers of the century.

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  7. MODERATOR: Serious readers are constantly distracted by the idiot who seems to live to post "First." Is this person a kid who feels a sense of exhilaration by being the first post? If not a kid, then an adult???? Hard to believe an adult would continue to do this on a regular basis. Can the moderator re-sort the response posts so that the last response is at the top? Then the dumbass who posts "first" would be at the bottom of the page, or LAST.

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    1. Who will ever forget the sheer exhilaration of having the first post on bigfootevidence.blogspot.com?
      Man, I strutted around the house in my tighty whiteys for hours!

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    2. dont you get it... Shawn has lost control of his blog. everyone knows it is a joke now.. He doesnt care. i am one of the First guys and I am a mature adult. This blog is a reflection of its "non-moderator". He is gonna end yp getting censored by Blogspot one day for all the inappropriate language he allows. Someone calling First is really the least of his pending problems.

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    3. 'censored by blogspot' oh dear

      What's to stop him from telling blogspot to stick it up their ass and move to tumblr?

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    4. Shut the swearing down Shawn!

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    5. Waaaa waaaaa waaaa shut the swearing down or I'll cry

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    6. So blogspot is the key huh? Perhaps we can convince blogspot to make shawn clean this site up? Would that be possible?

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    7. Attitude and language...so many low-class scumbags on this site.

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  8. The greatest trick bigfoot ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist... And like that, he was gone.

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  9. Ed Smith is the gold standard, you can take that to the bank. Precisely my young frends, in due time,in due time.

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    1. Agreed. Ed Smith is the Gold Standard. The gold standard of hoaxers.

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  10. Liars are a dime a dozen in this world. Non-achievers inevitably turn into liars in order to at least temporarily, BE SOMEONE! They lie their way into receiving their 15 minutes of fame, as the case may be.

    Where's the beef?

    The proof is in the pudding. Where's the pudding?

    Talk is cheap. And so far, that is all we have.

    Let's bring in the Bigfoot fraud dream team, Biscardi, Dyer and Smeja, in order to authenticate this debacle in progress. Ya, that's the ticket!

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  11. Whatever happened to that Geneva Convention crap? Where's the war?

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  12. My kittens breath smells like cat food.

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    1. maybe someone should edit mr cunt below here.

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    2. Whoa !!! person below this is strictly a taterhole bigfoot site. Get lost you filthy troll.

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    3. Shawn Your site had gotten OUT OF CONTROL! Stop the filth!

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  13. The bitch ass nun is back go to the monastery

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  14. Anon 1:09- 1:11 really sucks at ascii art

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    1. And not a single fuck was given that day.

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    2. Me and the wife gonna role play tonight: I'll be Ed, she'll be Daisy in a rousing game of hide the Zagnut.

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    1. One person could change that but he doesn't care.

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    2. This blog is fine! You whiny asholes are the problem.

      Drift.

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    3. Yes that's right, if one person would care a little more about Bigfoot, have a little more compassion towards Bigfoot and even give his life to Bigfoot, none of this would happen.

      Shawn, won't you come forward tonight and give your life to Bigfoot and accept Bigfoot as your savior?

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    4. Or just shut THE FILTH OFF SHAWN!

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  16. Yeah dont mention 'kittens breath', seemed to touch a nerve?

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    1. C'mon dumbass, can't you come up with anything original? Your stupid shit is stale. At least give me something to laugh at.

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    2. Hardy har har you dance douche amuse us all

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  17. Ed sure uses the word "would" alot in his report instead of "does". The traps and equipment he describe "would" seem to exist only in his convoluted mind, in fact i'm almost certain it "does".

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  18. Maybe he just trapped his penis in his zip.

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  19. ..or didnt get the sex change he wanted?

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  20. Or wanted to say DONT, but you know these footers!

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  21. Ed here.

    Team Quantra has executed daisy. In the name of science, and so she could not testify against them. After the gang rape of daisy, Team execute her by Ass fix e a shon Daisy until she died.

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  22. Well now, that post is more unpleasant than the person earlier who has turrets syndrome....:(

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    1. Hey, go fuck yourself you stupid honky Britfag pedophile cunt. Fuck the queen up the asshole and fuck your kids again like you do every day in the morning just like the Satanic Pedo Tony Blair. I'll fuck your wife and get Bigfoot to give that bitch a rimjob while a suck her cunt. FUCK YOU.

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    2. That's no way to speak to a lady do you kiss your mother with that mouth.

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    3. And here's something for you to think about before you start spitting more anti British crap, its a British Scientist (Dr Skyes) who is given the most amount of credence as far as BF DNA studies go, it is a British Anthropologist who is given the most amount of respect (Jane Goodall) and there is the possibility that there is going to be the best ever video of bigfoot out there, footage that will possibly prove once and for all that the creature does actually exist - and do you know who will have shot that footage? Yes you guessed it, a British film company (Minnow Films). And, and, all this positive information about various British people's input into the Bigfoot phenomenum doesnt come from the British, no no no, I have read all this in American posts.

      So there!

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    4. The no way comment was not aimed at you JLB.

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    5. But I am a lady? Now I'm confused. Fed up with trying to have conversations with anon this anon that. Its hopeless!

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    6. JLB if I could delete my 4:37 comment and avoid the confusion I would but at this point disregard it my apoloigies, lol

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    7. I was replying to the comment that starts: Hey, go fuck yourself you stupid honky Britfag pedophile cunt.

      I dont think that is you is it?

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    8. Nope, and in future I will use a name when I comment in any threads where you have posted to avoid confusion, how's that.

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  23. What's with Nadia about Hovey?

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  24. Where's Daisy???!!!! Did you lock the cage???!!! No I thought you locked it!!!!

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  25. Daisy Daisy, give me your answer do
    I'm half crazy all for the love of you
    It wont be a stylish marriage - I cant afford a carriage
    But you look sweet
    Upon the seat of a bicycle made for two :)

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  26. Blah blah blah and yackity smackity

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  28. This sums up how it went down.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw0suaWHnqg

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  29. If anonymous posting were removed this blog would lose 90% of its troll traffic...and traffic in general for that matter.

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    1. ^^^^^That's pure conjecture. Only the idiots
      participate in the blog now. Before this idiocy started, there was a LOT of insightful comments. You'd have to go back maybe 9 months or so. Now, there's just One or two line jokesters. Mostly the underemployed, or kids in jurior and high school. Shawn is shockingly not embarrassed. I'm sure he remembers how nice it used to be. He wouldn't have to remove anonymous posting, just delete all the immature comments. I guess he can't be bothered. That he is not ashamed of the commentary on his site, means to me that he has very low integrity. It's not something to be proud of anymore.

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  30. I do so enjoy being me.

    [Twirling in a circle, tipping my tinfoil cap.]

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  31. Daisy Daisy, who can I turn to?
    You give me something I can hold on to.
    I know you'll think I'm like the others before.
    Who saw your name and number on the wall.

    Daisy I've got your number,
    I need to make you mine.
    Daisy don't change your number.
    867-5309

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    1. I got it, I got your number off the wa-hall. For a good time, for a good time calllll.

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  32. I hate this site! Swearing , people copying c*^t over and over! This Site Sucks Shawn! Yes I'm crying you idiots! I HATE This COMMENT SECTION!

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    1. Why give the anonymous posters so much power? forget it and move on.

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    2. Well I'm dont post as an anon, and I have been given loads of grief. Weird world.

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  33. An update on Daisy: After the passing of the creature the CDC and Game department have been questioning all parties invloved in this travisty. From the questioning they have revealed one poached Bear and 6 dead squarls that were anally assulted. These tiny pricked fuckers have been found to be ass fucking squarls and giving blow jobs to chipmonks.

    More to cum

    ~M

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    1. ^^^Delete this idiot post Shawn...we seen a few removed by the author, why not clean it up for a while and see what happens?

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  34. Ok if they are smart enough to avoid trail cams then why the fuck would it walk into a fucking box...

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