A Baby Chupacabra? WTF!?
Zoologist, media consultant, and science writer, Dr. Karl Shuker recently came across this mummified baby chupacabra photo while browsing the web. According to websites discussing the image, this supposed infant was discovered under an abandoned barn in a small village in Chiapas, Mexico back in 2007. DNA results from the creature's fur and tissue samples did not match any known animal. Is this the real deal or another Mexican hoax?
Shuker writes:
The reality, of course, is very different. Even a brief examination of the well-preserved specimen is enough to confirm that it is a gaff, i.e. a fake taxiderm specimen composed of body parts from various different species deftly combined together. The principal component appeared to be a baby mammalian carnivore, almost certainly a raccoon Procyon lotor, judging from its dentition, shape of its paws, and general body and facial conformation. The spines inserted upon its head resembled claws.Check out Dr. Shuker's blog for the full breakdown of this baby chupacabra: http://karlshuker.blogspot.com/2013/01/a-baby-chupacabra-youre-having-laugh-or.html
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DeleteIts as real as Bigfoot
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DeleteProbably some douche who got pwnded by mulder on the BFF. lame
Delete^^True dat,true dat.
Deletenoone gets pwned by mulder on the bff
Deletethats an impossibility
much like bigfoots existence.
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Delete. . . . at least not in his mind. One by one all the former believers in Ketchum's study over at the BFF are realizing their faith in this receiving peer related approval has been for naught. All except for Mulder of course and a few other fanatics. Now these former believers who eagerly lapped up Mulder's statements with unbridled enthusiasm are turning on him . . . and he doesn't like it. How dare they question Melba's integrity and his own intelligence? My advice to those few still holding hope is to abandon that ship while you can still salvage a bit of your dignity or suffer the fate of being branded a fool (like Mulder) and go down with it.
DeleteThe names of those posting over at the BFF supporting her will be remembered . . . . and laughed at forever.
The worst part of the BFF is the sorry attempt at humor one often encounters there. What makes it worthwhile to go there is the unintentional hilarity that is produced when they are trying to be serious.
DeleteSuperb post 4.04 you put it so perfectly, please post more here
DeleteBoth of you guys are correct. The discovery of such a creature would actually blow the "theory" of evolution out of the water, simultaneously disproving years of secular instruction in our educational institutions and lending credence to creationism. "Underground" or ignored science has already forwarded and intensified this argument.
DeletePonder this: I have been in law enforcement for almost 30 years, three years as a S.R.T. Officer and 23 years as a Special Agent. Years ago I would have laughed at stuff like this, but I am now fairly convinced these creatures exist. I believe they are extremely intelligent, conceal themselves in plain sight and, on occasion, can be as unpredictable, calculating and deadly as humans.
I maintain current and former contacts with career Military Officers who have served multiple tours in Iraq and Afghanistan, a former SEAL, Army Ranger and a former SF Delta Operator. I recently obtained some information from this former operator who served in the 1980's. His team was tasked with the deployment of compact limited nukes, along an area of the Russian border inside Europe. His responsibility was to actually transport the weapon on his back...just so you understand his mindset. These guys spend countless hours and days training in remote areas of the wilderness, some times in total concealment.
A close, trusted friend and co-worker of mine was conversing with this former operator at a local gun shop, along with his young son. My friend cautiously and jokingly informed the FO that he and is son had been camping in an area with a high incident of Bigfoot type creature sightings and had experienced some odd occurrences, such as stone throwing, snorts and at one point, heard someone or thing very heavy, creeping around the porch of their cabin.
The FO indicated, in a straight-forward and serious manner, that he was aware of SF soldiers, standard infantry and National Guard troops (where my son currently serves), drilling in or near remote areas across the nation encountering these creatures. Some of the soldiers speak openly of them in military circles and have encountered them in close proximity and some C.O.s direct their troops to keep the information close, away from upper echelon and civilians. He went on to tell my friend that on one occasion an SF Unit training outside of a base in WA state was moving through a remote area of dense forest when one of the members of the squad was apparently focusing an area forward of his unit's position, when he shouldered to rest on what he thought was a tree. It turned out that the "tree" was actually one of these creatures. When the guy's shoulder made contact with the creature it bolted off through the woods, startling the entire squad, who was more or less at a loss as how anything could gain that type of proximity to the group without being sighted.
Sorry to ramble, but...if the government really wanted one of these creatures I believe SF units have had ample opportunity to take one down.
Fake. Not a baby chupacabra (it doesn't have wings).
ReplyDeleteYou sick sons a bitches in Mexico need to stop gorilla gluing spikes on shit this is getting outta hand now
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DeleteCome down here Anon 3:37, I want to glue a few dicks to your head and use you for chupacabra target practice.
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they clearly need ketchum to take a look at that DNA
ReplyDeletename your mythical creature.. she will find it!!!
Ketchum can apply to the lab that tested this once she fails to pass any reputable peer review with her fantasy analysis. Oh wait, there weren't any lab results, just claims of such by tabloid journalista who didn't question it further. Just like melba thought she could get away with......
DeleteIts ketchems aborted baby after she got knocked up by an alien
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DeleteAnything from Mexico is a hoax!
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DeleteWell if he is in the pen he will be taking a lot of high hard ones to both holes.
DeleteAnonymousWednesday, January 23, 2013 at 4:09:00 PM PST
DeleteWell if he is in the pen he will be taking a lot of high hard ones to both holes.
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DeleteLol that was the best by far so what are they mentally molesting her or what? Or is she another groupy having bigfeets baby?
Delete...the dingo ate my baby...
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DeleteGay and fake.
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^^^ fakes being gay in order to gain friends.
Deletebaby squirrel with something glued on its head...
ReplyDeleteYeah they're running around down there gluing spikes on everything squirrels roosters dogs second cousins it's a real mess
DeleteCould also be an opposum baby with some shit glued on it.
DeleteBINGO!!! ANON 4:25:00 BINGO!! It is any number of small dog, squirrel, kitten, coyote or take your pick, with things glued on to its head so bad that, you can tell from the picture that the stickers on the head are GLUED on. They are not natural at all.
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ReplyDeleteOr people that did believe and kinda hoped someone would find an unknown species running around would now have no hope left after being informed of the craziness they talk about
DeleteThat thing is real I tell you, that is a picture they took in the emergency
ReplyDeleteroom right after they extracted it from Richard Geres fart box.
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Yes it's a real animal that the Mexicans glued some spikes to it's head they're seriously losin their shit down there they also are rallying in Colorado saying they're having so many babies so they can take over America and we are all crackers
DeleteThis my dear friends is a Mexican unicorn..they are born with multiple horns and shed them periodically til only one remains.
ReplyDeletethis is not the one found in mexican barn, that proved to be a marmoset. they claimed alien, why is this dumb shit on here?
ReplyDelete'cause this is a dumb place. perfect fit.
DeleteTake 1 minute out of your day to research. Type mummified baby chupacabra into google search and you will find this little gem created by a fellow artist at Deviantart.com calling himself DETHCHEEZ. His comment on the piece is that it is "CREATED" from 100% real parts. One minute of research saves endless hours of stupidity. -- d3w177
ReplyDelete^^ please don't ruin our fantasy by imposing logic, research and truth. We certainly don't come to your house and burst your bubble by telling you there's no hope for gay marriage.
DeleteThank you.
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