Watch this: Strange Creature Caught On Tape In The UK
Phil Poling heads to jolly old England for this strange cryptid sighting. Could it be Bigfoot or... something else?
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
There he goes.....
ReplyDeleteI seen it i seen it
Deleteit was effin hooog
Confirms on red sateen manties.
ReplyDeleteHe appeared to have an erection.
DeleteTally ho an erection
Deleteya think they wanted to se more?????
I do say they were running after him, not from him.
DeleteRandy poofs those Brits.
He's lookin for the queen mum
DeleteGrey Alien
ReplyDeletelooked white to me
DeleteRacists fucks.
DeleteHow is this in any way shape or form racist
DeleteYeah really you wanker
DeleteIll have you know my wife is from africa and happens to be a NUBIAN princess and could probably beat your sorry YANK ass
are you that HENRY MAY fellow cause if you sre you really should talk about no one sir
Anon 10:18 was oubviously kidding folks. You should all calm down now.
DeleteLimey pusseys
ReplyDeleteI'm a limey and you're right, but then again Phil is a patronizing fat fuck - Spring-Heeled Jack.................indeed
DeleteThis is the worst shit I've seen come out of the UK in along time.
What about the Shrug Monkey, The Tall Man, The Grey Man or better, Phil in a dress?
Phil in a dress? Wow what a vision or dream or whatever
DeleteThe best entertainment coming out of Britain in my opinion is the FKN news
Any new music sounds over there that the world should know about?
Do you guys like Jack White?
I don't watch the news, read newspapers or give a shit what this fucked up Country is upto apart from cherry picking info off the web. As it's all BS and all politicians are lying rat bastards.
DeleteMusic? I'm tone death. But I do like Meatloaf, Akon and the Pointer sisters to name a few.
Feel the same way. Go to FKN News on Internet. Satisfaction guaranteed
DeleteWhat's new in music coming OUT OF Britian
Merry Christmas Brits
DeleteA Yankee
pre 1988 ain't got a clue, music went to shit after that.
DeleteYou can't beat the 70's or 80's
Merry Christmas Yanks
DeleteA British Twat.
The Beatles were the greatest band EVER
DeleteA yank
Actually yeah....Did you ever watch their movies they made? I thought they were cool.
DeleteOne scene they all lined up to their doors in this terraced block of houses, opened the doors and it was all one large house once they stepped inside.
Merry Christmas Harry, I won't ask you what you're wearing ;)
DeleteLet to be. My favorite becaus you got to see the real deal
DeleteRIP John Lennon, George Harrison and the fifth Beatle Billy Preston
Harrison came out with a good one in ah damn.....between 88-92 I can't recall it....
DeleteShit I'm getting old.
Notice how Harrison's music sounded a lot like Beatles music. In many ways his
DeleteLead/rythem guitar was the signature sound of the Beatles
Ain't no one better than Peabo Bryson!!!!!
DeleteWell it would of been hard to break from that routine! What the hell was it "Got my mind set on you"? I'm still thinking of something else..
DeleteActually Paul was the same, if you listen to some of his songs, it has underlying beatles theme.
I liked "Dark Horse" by George
DeleteMerry Christmas England!
another yank
PJ Harvey, Michachu and the Shapes to name a few weird great UK music but I am a woman so probably none of you here will like their music. Last best music to come out of the USA was Nirvana and the SMashing Pumpkins. :)
DeleteWhat about local h kinda one hit wonders and I'm kinda biased bein from Chicago
DeleteHarry,your Bi-assed?
Deletei'm sorry not that way i'm also sorry if you're one of the people i have stepped over
Deletesmashing pumpkins also started at the same club the metro
DeletePhil,
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the great work in 2012. I really enjoy your sighting breakdowns!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Myles
Yeah...and that men in drag thing is a total Brit fetish. So, just ignore that request and stick to your patronizing (Hehe) breakdowns.
DeleteOh, and by American standards you're not fat, as we aspire to the standards set by our royal governors back in the day. How's your gout?
It's the Sharia Shithead!
ReplyDeletehaha! Tonbridge Wells is one of the daintiest poshest places in the UK. I am sure a sasquatch will be seen sitting in one of the many tearooms sipping earl grey tea and eating cucumber sandwiches before very long!
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck does poshest mean?
DeleteLots of money or above average income with disposable incomes to buy the newest cars, this that etc. and say oh look at me!
DeleteYou'll not see mammy or daddy mowing the lawn, oh that's not posh. We'll hire some immigrant to do it.
Well you learn something new every day.
DeleteThe thing is, everyone of them is a wanker and never done a hard days work in their lives (it's why I live where I live away from them)
DeleteMilk. Oh can we have it faxed? I'd killed them all in a heartbeat.
hah aha haha that's funnier that shit.
DeletePosh suks LOL
Well I am English and proud of it :)
DeleteWell i think the British guy who invented the internet (Tim Berners-Lee) worked pretty damned hard for you to publish your mindless red neck drivel for us all to read!
DeleteReally....what's your definition of working hard?
DeleteI take it your basing this on UK people (yes I'm a limey) and when I go to the gym to weight train I see sad fucks like you come in, spend a few minutes on the weights and tread mill then goes..Ohh thats me done for a month...
WORK!! (as I honestly believe most Americans know about) is breaking your back in all weather for fuck all wage! No, I no longer do that but I have, unlike like you. I worked hard to get where I am.
And I fucking hate the ARROGANT ENGLISH.
And yes I am English.....
I sense some hostility.
Delete-A fucking psychic
Your damn right.
DeleteOkay Mr. British person, I got a question for you. When you explained what posh was it reminded me of a Christmas card I got from my second cousin (who lives in England) who said that someone was a “posh totty” do you know what that means? Is it something dirty?
DeleteReally you guys don't know what posh means or are you dickin with him
DeleteNo and yes :)
DeletePosh = extravagent
DeleteYes Harry.
DeleteI'm sorry answered befor I refreshed ;)
DeleteNo, it's an unnatural grandiose status bestowed on people by themselves or their neighbours, friends etc., to make them appear better than others! I'm posh and you, forgive me on this, but live in the ghetto.
DeleteRoyalty = Posh
Eton school = Posh
etc,
He already explained what posh means you illiterate turd. I wanted to know what "totty" means. Pay attention damn it.
DeleteI swear you post faster than you can think.
^^^^
DeleteWas talking to Harry.
So to answer your Posh Totty, it means the above but their pretty hot or worth one.
DeleteI'm sorry I said shit don't scorn me
DeleteI dont know what the definition of working hard is really. Its certainly not about building muscles in the gym - thats recreation. Work is about contributing to the society to make the world a better place.
DeleteI'm a British person and yes I do understand what you are saying about a percentage of Brits who do fuck all and its tragic. But then, the USA has quite a high obesity figure nowadays....cant stay obese if you work hard so whats going on?
Hormones
Deleteand don't take it to heart Harry, it's the internet! You can walk away at anytime.
Chill man...It's cool
..but I'm a woman :)
DeleteNah that was me a few nights ago with black panties :)
Deleteeh?
Deleteexactly
DeleteBut I really am a woman!!!!!! Honest guv!!
DeleteLol I would hope so with a vase as a pic
DeleteWell I'm hardly gonna put a pic of my butt!
DeleteGet your tits out or no dice.
DeleteWatch it - you're sounding british 'oooh i say matron...get your tits out for the lads'!!
DeleteI said I was british you silly mare. Now get'em out or you're a bloke.
DeleteIs that one village really creepy shit I can't remember the name I seen it on celebrity ghost stories
Deletei know you said you were british..but you sounded earlier like you were ashamed. How do I know youre not a woman?
DeleteIn England they said it's over run with dead people
DeleteWell, as I expected, you gathered this was coming based on that comment.
DeleteShow me yours and I'll show you somebody else's.
No England is over run with almost dead people
DeleteI'm shy
DeleteWhy not? you can Sculpture it.
DeleteI heard the best woman are waiting for.
it :)
Deleteahh i found it widecombe
Deleteis widecombe as bad as they say here or is it bullshit
Deletelook fuck off I'm catching up this English bit of totty.
DeleteYeah I sure am waiting for 'it' :)
Deletehaha..'i be goin' to widdecombe fair'..ooooo arrrrrr.
DeleteOh right so I'm getting somewhere! Hold on I need to get my book....
DeleteRight page 3 - woman
Helloo.....
Look this is a blog to discuss Bigfoot not some night down the pub!
Delete;)
But I don't go to pubs, actually I don't :)
DeleteSo, anyway back to these breasts of yours.
so ghost don't fly either huh
Deletei was actually interested in hearin about widecombe
Deletelook, fuck off Harry I'm in here.
DeleteYou'd be disappointed I expect knowing you blokes nowadays. My arse and legs are fantastic!!
DeleteWhat about your breasts?
No I dont know much about Widecombe except that its on Dartmoor but there have been loads of weird stories about Dartmoor.
Deletelol well i am married and apparently you are doin a shitty job
DeleteMine? there pretty perky too be honest with a slight bounce and yours?.
Deletei'm leavin little hint bud don't tell a girl to show you her tits on the first conversation or that picture of tits is all you'll ever see
DeleteWidecombe legends..http://www.widecombe-in-the-moor.com/history/minutes/2000/legends_&_folklore.php
DeleteBounce? Bounce? hahaha!
DeleteDo you think Harry thinks this is real JLB? HA ha
DeleteCome on Harry man we are only playing....
Bounce Bounce!!! tell me more baby as its working!!!
DeleteYou ever wondered why American men can't have this kind'a fun?
NO? Well I was being serious and getting very hot under my scrupulously ironed collar. I even dropped my needlepoint onto the floor with so much excitement and now I think I must go outside and take a brisk and refreshing walk in the english countryside and recite poetry to the birds to regain my composure. *cough*
DeleteJiggle?
DeletePlease don't, I know some keats darling....
DeleteHow many people do you think are sitting on the wings reading this baby?
DeleteNo need for that..just a pint of guinness ;)
DeleteI think they have all joined the other post about the stick structures...maybe....helloo...is anyone reading this...???
Deletemy kind'a girl, just one or six?
DeleteI bet you shit like a Great Dane in the mornings.
So whereabouts are you in the US?
DeleteI'm in the UK darling.
Deletedepends on what mood I'm in (the pints that is). Does guiness make you shit? NEver noticed that?
DeleteDarn it....the romance has gone :(
I thought you were a Brit who buggered off to American and hated the Brits because they are lazy?
DeleteBut the flowers still exists, don't forget them and Keats....please hold my hand and don't let me go.
DeleteSmooth talking muther or what?
not yet but soon @ 02:18
DeleteI will hold your hand for as long as you want me to and then some more.....*hurl*
DeleteDo you think we could ever be together?
DeleteYou with your sculptures and me with my mindless violence?
Ah baby you say the sweatest things, wanna bounce over to another thread and fuck that up too?
DeleteBut I love mindless violence. Its my favourite lifestyle and source of inspiration for my sculptures.
Deleteok..which one?
Deletenow you are getting really kinky and I kind'a like it.
Deletelet me have a look, actually no, ladies first, please you choose baby.
Deletelol a british soccer game
DeleteYes when I'm not doing sculptures or needlepoint, I like to go down to the local community centre and kick the shit out of the elderly and infirm. Then I go home and drink tea.....
DeleteWhat is wrong with me...that sounds horrible :(
you can join us Harry I'm sure she won't mind, will you baby?
DeleteWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!! I leave to go cook a pizza and when I come back half the fucking blog is full of Harry flirting with Lyndon Baines Johnson. This shit is out of control. This here is a Bigfoot blog. You either need to lie, insult a liar, or get the fuck out. There isn’t enough room on this page for all this verbal foreplay. There’s a 200 post limit, and we’ve got to stay focused people.
DeleteThat's my girl :)
Deleteno i'm good got to go to the grocery store i just added that from what i seen on tv
DeleteLMFAO
Deletewell..in the rookie one there is a conversation about him looking gay! hahaha!
DeleteWe have them messed up JLB, me and you baby....we can do it.
DeleteWell there's a lesson to be learned there...dont eat pizza...
Delete..anyway, what was I saying
What does LMFAO mean?
Deleteanother thread baby, where we going~?
DeleteLaughing my fucking arse off.
DeleteAfrican mosquito burgers..?
Deleteyou want to go there?
Deleteyeah but how will I find you - oh wait, you will be the funniest ;)
Deletehere's one line on it: Bacon would not do it, you would need lots of cheese and hot sauce as well.
:)
Post I'll follow as I have the thread now. Damn I need your e-mail girl as this is so much fun.
Deletehave a look you'll see it :)
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Deleteyeah who was flirting dick now i'll call you a liar go cook another pizza fat ass
DeleteWell this has been the longest, most useless thread in the history of bigfoot evidence. At least I learned what a posh totty was, but THAT’S NOT BIGFOOT RELATED.
DeleteHarry, don't be jealous. Just because you lack the opposable thumbs and simple motor skills necessary to cook a pizza is no reason to take out your frustration on other people.
Deletei know i'm sorry guy
Deletelearning to make pizza has been a life long dream of mine
Deleteusually i just have it delivered
DeleteHow very posh of you.
DeleteLol ;)
DeleteFake, they waited on him to walk by, and why is it, that in every Bigfoot video, the "bigfoot" walks from left to right or vice versa, to display its self to the camera????? It's display behaviour!!!! All sqautches do it, I've seen it a hundred times!!!! In my bobo voice!!!! Lol
ReplyDeleteGet a fucking grip fella, off course it's BS.
DeleteBigfoot in North America-yes. Russia -yes nepal-maybe. The UK- Get the F-out. No Habitat ect ...
ReplyDeleteYou can't proove there's no bigfoot in Britain, therefore there must be bigfoot in Britain.
Delete-Typical Footer
I can....Theres NO BIGFOOT IN BRITIAN just a lot of arseholes.
DeleteYou want to know why? I was taking to a Forest Ranger once having a brew and he told us, he and his colleagues had a statistic count, and caught over 1000 people in the hills in that period.
The hills, the moors, the forests are a walk with hikers (not these twats you read from on the net) but real hikers, 1000's of us out there 'DAILY' and guess what? yep.....You guessed it Bud. To believe BF exists in Britain is beyond insane.
- a Real Hiker
^^^ it's the same in the USA only fools believe, but many will lie and tell a story to make others believe.
DeleteDo you have anybody you trust?
Delete^^^ likes to spin bigfoot lies to people.
DeleteI only trust myself.
DeleteI never trust myself. I caught myself sneaking brownies from my secret stash, and now I keep an eye on myself day and night. When I try pulling that stunt again I’ll going to be ready for me.
Delete-Harry Bandini
WTF happened there?
DeleteMan, you guys really are fucking bat-shit crazy.
I keep an eye on myself day and night....CAUSE I'M SO DAMN SEXY!!!
DeleteNow the last could've been me I haven't eaten magic brownies in over 15 yrs any other brownies I don't give a shit my body eats weight I've been 170 for as long as I care to remember
DeleteNot all of us out in the bushes is hiking, mate.
Delete- a real dogger
Let them eat taters.
ReplyDeleteIt looks to me like a cartoonish reindeer head with big cartoonish eyes...
ReplyDeleteHow about a fucken kick to the head with my 11 1/2 steel toes instead?
ReplyDeletedouchebag.
Ever notice that douche is used as an insult, but a douche actualy goes inside a vagina which is where lots of guys want to be? Calling someone a douche sounds like your saying that they go inside a vagina which sounds like you're saying that they are sexualy promiscuous. Calling someone sexualy promiscuous is not often interprited as insulting these days.
Deletehe was signing it douchebag. not calling anyone a name.
DeleteI know, I was taking the opportunity to make an observation about the word douche and the way it's being used these days.
DeleteIt is a scene from Bigfoot the Lost Coast Tapes movie.......
ReplyDeletethe Beatles suck, worst band ever their music has no soul only white people dig that shit
ReplyDelete^^^^
DeleteA Negro is saying that something has no soul. The irony is palpable.
yeah,tupac rocks,really?
Deletetupac is horrible too. you guys really have no clue.
Deletesorry they suck. I just can't get into ticket to ride, yellow submarine, I want to hold your hand... they are a fucking boy band fed to the masses. you all bought into it. I'm sure you like billy ray cyrus & garth brooks. or maybe your into dokken or legs diamond. my knowledge on music will destroy you! and once again the beatles suck! john lennon is the only one who had a clue & look what they did to him. he even said it "I don't believe in Beatles"
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to like the Beatles, music is subjective, but if you come on here to start shit with white people you won't have a warm reception.
Deletekill whitey
ReplyDeletethe white mans always trying to keep the white man down
DeleteI find it pretty damned hard to imagine sasquatch in the UK. I am sure there are loads of unidentified species here but none as big as a Sasquatch....unless they live underground?
ReplyDeleteThere have been many sightings in the UK. Here's just one website where reports of these sightings have been posted: http://bigfootresearchuk.com/
ReplyDeleteAnd if you knew anything about that guy, you would know he's crazier than a bag of crack smoking squirrels.
DeleteI don't think I would like to meet a crack smoking squirrel.
DeleteI would that would have to be the funniest thing in a long time if it's violent wait ten min it'll be beggin for change with a little cup
DeleteI have crack smoking squirrels in my backyard when they run out they just smoke weed and the little fluckers get the mice to get into my house and steal my Cheetos because they are too stoned to do it themselves. The cat us too lazy to do anything about it and the dog is afraid of them now because he was sleeping on the porch and they beat the shit out of him.
DeleteI come from Exmoor and apparantly there was a sighting once. I walk alot on the moors and in the valleys and I just feel there isnt enough depth to hide in compared to the US. There is a place where there is a lost village with a mine and no one knows why the villagers abondoned it. Its a really eerie place and you do get the feeling you are being watched when you walk through. http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/content/articles/2008/03/25/west_clicket_s13_w5_feature.shtml
ReplyDeleteI read until I got to “moors”, then I lost interest.
Delete-an American
hahaha!
Deletean English person
(Frothing at the mouth)
DeleteWhy you racist piece of shit! I’ll kill you! I’ll kill your ass dead. The moors were a great and noble people. They were a race of scientists and scholars. They were brilliant mathematicians, alchemists, and physicians. But most of all the moors were BLACK. How DARE you mock them you turd sucker. I’m going to organize a mob and burn your entire town down you ignorant cracker.
(Has ruptured aneurism and dies)
-laissezfairescience
..not that kind of moors...
DeleteJLB, you have a good sense of humor. And my apologies for the insanity of some of my fellow countrymen. We're not all like that. And thanks for that link. Interesting story. Wouldn't be at all surprised if that village is now inhabited by our hairy friends.
DeleteI got your hairy friend swinging right here.
DeleteDidn't you know, redneck hillbillys just don't seem to understand the Kings English.
ReplyDeleteI am a red neck hillbilly and I have command of the kings English and I have to say I was surprised to see someone say that. There is only one other person I have ever heard use that phrase "the kings english". Nice
DeleteWell, the last king had a horrible speech impediment and needed the help of an Aussie to address his subjects.
DeleteSo, what are you saying?
Well, the last king had a horrible speech impediment and needed the help of an Aussie to address his subjects.
DeleteSo, what are you saying?
Exmoor, well what you need to do is carry a camera and keep some catnip in your pocket, are you a member of the pony club ?
ReplyDeleteHAHA! Yes was a member of the Pony club once!
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ReplyDeletemaybe it's one of these sewer creatures . . ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V05Jgtgsd7E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J4S0OEnO-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMOuhxsHkKs
100% Fake.
ReplyDeleteScene is from Lost Coast Tapes.
Yeah, we know. That's why the discussion degenerated into idle chatter.
Delete"Phil Poling heads to jolly old England for this strange cryptid sighting"
ReplyDeleteYea right, he doesn't even get out of his Desk chair except to get some chick wings.
200th post. The end.
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