Tim Fasano: Until a dead body comes along, it will never be classified as an animal
Our favorite skunk ape hunter in Florida just got a cool write up in the popular Florida news website, The Palm Beach Post. Lately, Fasano has been contacted by media companies, including a possible TV show that's in the works. Fasano tells us that the year 2013 is looking really good for his Bigfoot hunting crew. Frank Cerabino recently sat down with Tim Fasano to see why he's hunting for the skunk ape and what it's going to take for him to be satisfied. According to Fasano, a dead body is the only way to put the mystery to rest. "I don’t know if there is an endpoint, unless you find a dead body. Until a dead body comes along, it will never be classified as an animal," Fasano said.
Here's a snippet:
Fasano walks through Florida swamps, woodlands and forests about three days a week in search of Bigfoot. It’s more than a hobby with him. He has devoted countless hours to the hunt and posted YouTube videos of suspicious footprints and audio clips of animal howls. His website “Sasquatchevidence.com” makes for enjoyable reading for anybody who has the inclination to imagine that the mythical Bigfoot creature lives in Florida.[via www.palmbeachpost.com]
Fasano says it makes perfect sense for Bigfoot to be here.
“Florida contains some of the wildest areas of remote, dense jungle and unexplored areas,” he said.
And I’m guessing that if Bigfoot doesn’t live in Florida, certainly Bigfoot’s grandparents do. (Sasquatch Village?)
Fasano is used to the skeptics. But he’s too enamored with the quest, which probably has something to do with his philosophy degree.
“I was very interested in exploring the universe and finding out why we are here,” he said. “With all the oceans explored, now the great explorers must look inward to find mythical beasts.”
Fasano and a small band of enthusiasts have created something they call the Florida Bigfoot Organization.
“I’ve been doing it four years now,” he said. “I never thought I would be doing it this long. Every time I think I’m going to quit, I find something.”
Like a large fresh footprint in a remote swamp.
“I was covered with Off that day because the mosquitoes were so thick. So I couldn’t imagine a person would be barefoot out there. And I didn’t see anybody else,” he said.
His YouTube channel, “FasanoTampa,” has hundreds of videos posted, and they’ve already gotten more than 1 million views. The videos typically feature the camouflage-wearing Fasano wandering Florida’s swamps in search of clues with his camera. Some of his videos are shot at night, when creature sounds are heard and Fasano narrates to a black screen with a voice dripping with drama.
“I’m putting myself in real danger in the middle of the night,” he explains on one video. “There are critters out here that can eat you.”
Fasano is not beyond showcasing his own persona as something that might ultimately be far more fascinating than the theoretical beast he is allegedly looking for.
In one of his videos, he spoofs a popular beer commercial by calling himself “The Most Interesting Bigfoot Man in the World.”
He says he’s been in touch with reality TV people in Los Angeles. He’s hopeful. But the field of Bigfoot searchers in America is already pretty crowded.
So where does it all end?
“I think it’s an ongoing quest,” Fasano said. “I don’t know if there is an endpoint, unless you find a dead body. Until a dead body comes along, it will never be classified as an animal.”
If nothing else, there’s always the exercise.
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ReplyDeleteWell known tha FLorida has tons of escaped chimps, orangs, etc and the Mayakka photos were just an orang. For once I do agree with Fasano.....kill an unknown specimen and drive straight to the newsstations after calling a local college professor or two to meet you there.
DeleteOtherwise shove your bullshit stories up your arse sideways (Smeja Ketchum Dyer this means you guys, the lying sacks of shit who keep the bigfoot wheel turnin).
Merry Holidays
^^^^Look,it's jack ass.
DeleteI don't think that bullshit stories have any more girth if you turn them sideways.
DeleteI found pictures of monkeys on the internet, now i can pretend that i took the footage and Shawn will put me on the blog. Now I'm a star and everyone loves me. Hey look over there people, its a sleeping a swamp ape. Lets not wake it up and get it on video, validating all of my bull shit.
Delete^Tim Fatassano
DeleteI thought you died two days ago laissezfairescience. What gives?
DeleteApproved by Team Tazer...Interesting!! What does not approved entail?
DeleteSoon to be renamed Team Toaster. And Tim you blowtorch, bigfoot's not an animal so a body's not needed you gullible schmuck.
DeleteI have risen
Deleteblah blah blah
ReplyDeleteFirst silly people
ReplyDeleteHe did not say that all the oceans are explored? My god.
ReplyDeleteThat was my thought as well.
Delete“With all the oceans explored, now the great explorers must look inward to find mythical beasts.
DeleteThat was the first thing that caught my eye. Fasano, you really look stupid saying shit like that.
“Look inward to find mythical beasts”? I’ve said that you footers were explorers in your own imaginations, but Fasano basically just admitted it. He even called Bigfoot mythical.
DeleteUntil a dead body comes along it will continue to be classified as a myth. Forget the animal !
ReplyDeleteI think he's wrong about that. Look at him. He's not dead and we haven't classified him as an animal yet. So there is still hope.
DeleteIm getting more and more respect for this Fasano guy. Plus he called out Ketchum on this DNA/Paper hoax, as did The Knower and Matt Moneymaker.
ReplyDeleteAt this point is anyone on her team? Besides Lindsay of course.
DeleteIts a hoax, Lindsay, Smeja and Ketchum are part of an organized BF hoax. Its as clear as day.
DeleteOrganized bigfoot hoax? The average footer can't remember to drop their drawers BEFORE they take a shit. If anything was organized they had to have help from an outside source.
DeleteDja hear the old girl on C2C last night? Perhaps Noory is directing them from his undersea lair...
DeleteI listened to it. She made some good points. It does seem that the do have DNA from "something unknown" but what that is is "unknown" we need a body.Period.
DeleteIt's easy for dudes like Tim and Matt. They got the build for it. Damn my nuscular frame!
DeleteWhat the hell is a 'nuscular frame'?
DeleteYou old Taterhead.
^ Thread full of poor deniers and sad losers.
Delete"Fasano walks through Florida swamps, woodlands and forests about three days a week in search of Bigfoot"
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that's true. He does look like he may have lost some weight.
Not as long as he keeps drinking the PBR he says he takes with him as BF "bait"
DeleteDidn't know he was a hipster ?
DeleteDoes he put skunk ape hunter on his tax forms in the blank line where you write your occupation?
DeleteFasano and Matt Moneymaker need a show together called Finding Cheeseburgers.
ReplyDeleteI'm interested... Go on...
DeleteAh , Mr. Mayor you are always cracking me up!
DeleteI had a Florida incident once, but I don't know if it was BF-related or not. 1992 Myakka park. I came across two areas of ~1000 sq ft each, where all the palmetto palms were twisted off and broken, about 7-8ft off the ground. I said to the guy with me "There must have been a tornado strike down here," but then noticed none of the other trees or debris was disturbed. Then we came across two bodies in the swamp, dead maybe a week. Each was a bit smaller than a cow, with limbs tucked under body, but not really distinct, because they were partly submersed in mud. I mostly remember the fur. Long, light brown fur. Quite unlike a deer. We did not disturb the bodies because they smelled so bad. Comments anyone? What did I see?
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You're definitely stupid, and probably lying.
DeleteAre you the same dick who said you saw a bigfoot from your car near Chico California?
Gator Boys. Next.
DeleteI had a Florida incident once also. The judge got $ 850 from me and I had to apologize to the bar owner
DeleteI guess the Judge didn't like the Glory Hole job you did to him and got a refund his way.
DeleteGot escorted out of St. Lucie County by the Sheriff- some of the boys from FIT took us out mushroom hunting. Turned out to be one of the funnest days of my life- so far.
DeleteI had good times on mushrooms too never did me wrong
DeleteWhat did you see? An idea in your mind for a BS story.
DeleteNope I thought the girl from the ring called me other then that it was all good
Deletelet me tell you. This guy is hardcore, He is out there all the time. If you have not been out there like he has please keep it to yourself.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Julio Hernandez and welcome aboard
DeleteOh, get a room faggots.
DeleteNice website you started Julio (SFLBIgfoot.com). I've also visited the Skunkape Research Center twice and met Sheally and his brother. I'm glad we have a new Bigfoot website here in South Florida, wish you the best with it. I do agree, Fasano might be far from perfect but he does put in the time and effort into his research. It's no easy labor exploring the Everglades down here.
DeleteThis guy probably massaged T-Fats ass in that hotel pic floating around on the net.
DeletePeace, love and Fasano. Was he at Woodstock?
ReplyDeleteYes he was.And to top it off he's your daddy.
DeleteLove Mom.
Far out man...
DeleteNear in ,Dude.
DeleteThat just blew my mind.
DeleteI live around swamp ape places and there are apes in the woods. But, I think they are from people who let them loose. I saw a big chimp once at about hundreds..it was being chase by a big raccoon.
ReplyDeleteDid ya choot em?
Deletegood job hiding that reconyx
ReplyDeleteBehold my loyal subjects I have come to this blog that I might assume my proper place as its ruler.
ReplyDelete-Bigfoot
Mr. Foot, how do you respond to allegations that you don’t exist?
Delete-Lisa Rantala
Well that’s only a temporary setback. Right now I have a brilliant geneticist working to hoax me into existence.
Delete-Bigfoot
You realize she’s only a cat vat right?
Delete-Lisa Rantala
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
Delete-Bigfoot
Mr Bigfoot could you please just turn yourself in to CNN or someone like that so we can all Bask in the glory of your greatness??
Delete_a true believer
Also if you did that you could keep all the money and fame that goes along with ...well-
Deleteyou being you
and you coiuld donate all the money to a charitable organization of your choosing.
Merry Christmas Mr bigfoot
I’m a doctor of feline medicine you bitch!
Delete-Melba Ketchum
SEE what I mean Mr Bigfoot
Deletethey all want your money and prestige
-a true believer
Shoot 'em up. Kill 'em and let scientists sort them out.
ReplyDeletedo you mean your family tree or what?
Delete- No kill
Kill one. Blast it. End all of the footer lunacy.
DeleteUse an AK-47 or M-16. Take out a whole bigfoot clan.
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