Friday, December 28, 2012

Tim Fasano: Daisy the Bigfoot has been released!


In this video, Florida skunk ape hunter, Tim Fasano, claims he just got off the phone with Central Command headquarters and they've informed him that the captured Bigfoot, Daisy, has been released and all records of capture destroyed. He writes:

My contacts from Central Command headquarters, including a retired lieutenant General, inform me Daisy has been released and all records destroyed. Considerations of Geneva Convention protocol lead to this decision.

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    1. So Tim Fasano is credible in your world? Two idiots in one world.

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    2. Geneva? POW? High ranking military?

      That guy's a buck-toothed LIAR!

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    3. Bigfoot is Bullshit but Bears are RealFriday, December 28, 2012 at 10:30:00 AM PST

      Seriously, if you believe in Bigfoot at all or feel it will ever be "proven" just find a nice cliff and jump off....you footers are all completely insane but good luck "Finding Bigfoot" LOL

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    4. Lol! The Genova convention!!! Guess Bigfoot is German or vietnamese or something!

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    5. look this shit has got to stop. I went out for some beers came back and 68 comments? this shit is totally out of control.

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    6. LOL! Did watch Tim again when you came back? If yes, was it funnier this time?

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    7. never watched it the first time.

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    8. So can you paraphrase while I can still see?

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    9. BiB trolling his denial just can't keep off bf sites.

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    10. Harvey Pratt and David Paulides will be presenting their bigfoot evidence, sightings, etc from Oklahoma, discussing forensic sketches, bigfoot DNA and relating their findings in David Paulides' books, Missing 411. This will be at the Oklahoma Science Museum (Oklahoma City), main auditorium, January 19, 2013, 3pm-5pm. Both speakers will be signing their books after the event. Come early as seating will be at a premium.http://www.sciencemuseumok.org/contact_us.html



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    11. Bigfoot is Bullshit but Bears are RealFriday, December 28, 2012 at 11:58:00 AM PST

      Damn right Anon at 11:11, I wouldnt miss a day of this fun and excitement in Footer world. No movie, game or other form of fun could compare to this quality of absolute crap.

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    12. I am worried about you Bullshit, if you really think this playground chatter is fun and exciting then you really have to get a life, there is a world out there that you do not have to experience through your computer monitor with real people and real experiences and 100 times more excitement, can you imagine that...no well don't just take my word for it go and book yourself an adventure holiday, make some friends and have a ball the upside is you will be healthier for it and probably live longer into the bargain, c'mon you know you want to.

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    13. Since the whole story is hornswoggle it don't make much difference who makes up what but if the story is getting attention then the attention seekers will jump up on the bandwagon just to say look at me and listen to what I have gotta say because I'm important too y'know.

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  2. Ya I know.

    We iz the only smart wuns.

    Jus' check our pretty hats out.

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    1. ^^^^
      Ass face who believes in Magic Monkey accuses others of paranoid lunacy. Believes he is deflecting attention from himself.

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  3. How was it a prisoner of war!! haha

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    1. Daisy made her one allotted call to her embassy.

      Hahaha...Hehehe ...insanity!

      Tim was distraught because he accidentally revealed it's gender. I guess he didn't realize he could have edited that out..LOL!

      Tim reminds me of the class clown I had in 5th grade that ate is boogers and soiled his pants in class for attention..hahaha..looks like him too..lol

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    2. Prisoner? Embassy? You guys kill me. The guy on that video sounds like such a big liar

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  4. Like we are supposed to believe this idiot???

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  5. O dear god. What else am I supposed to believe

    I believe I'm first

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  6. Lying fucktard just can't stand it when somebody else gets attention. Can't find anything himself so he drags along on others' coattails.

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  7. Gevena Convention...jesus, this story keeps getting more and more ridiculous by the post. If in fact a Bigfoot was captured, it would be one of the greatest scientific discoveries in history. There is no chance in hell anyone who caught a Bigfoot would release it. Now that Timmy "I fake everything" Fasano is involved says one thing: Hoax

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    1. Private research facility really? Hello, first major news network in the area... PAY ME... Come on guys. If there were even near being true, people would be splashing this all OVER the TV right now....

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  8. Tim Fasano = Depraved attention whore/liar/hoaxer

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  9. He felt left out with all this latest crap going around and had to have a piece of it, Now the other side will come out very soon saying Fasano is an idiot and has no idea what he's talking about. When does the Young and Restless start?

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  10. HOLY SHIT....that guy sure has balls...
    Hey Tim, isnt your credibilty in enough trouble?
    Geeeze...whats next? Bigfoot for President?

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  11. as expected. bigfoot dont exist suckers

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    1. He's too stupid to know when he should be embarrassed.

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    2. I agree with both of you!

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    3. Sasquai, it is possible Fasano is just having some fun with this and is trying to entertain. Maybe that is giving him too much credit; I don't know. He could just be a liar looking to draw some of the attention this story is getting to himself....

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    4. Its not April Fools day so protocol has not been followed.

      Chuck

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    5. Anon 10:49, I'll agree with the latter part of your comment. He's riding the wave for channel hits in my opinion.

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  13. ahahaha prisoner of war!?!?
    If you capture a squatch, take a couple of photo and then release it, who would come and charge you because you have taken a "prisoner of war"!?!? ahahah are you kidding meeeeeeeeeeeee, what a joke

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  14. Three Ring Circus

    Now bring in the clowns. Team Tallentless

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  15. Well he MUST be right, because after all, cab drivers are in the center of all major discoveries....

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    1. Maybe he is an undercover FBI agent originally assigned to the infiltrate a taxi company who harbours and employs muslim extremists. The bigfoot thing was something he never bargained for, he just got in way too deep, and perhaps agent T-Fats has finally bitten off more than he can chew.

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    1. I like british women, come too me

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    2. Spring, Texas, United States

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    3. Lynne,are you related to Dave,Andy,Stacey Kelly?
      I grew up with Dave in Spring Branch before he moved to Missouri.My brother was his best man when he married Kathy.

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  17. Why would the guys who caught the first BF be wasting time shooting the breeze with a guy who lives in his car?

    I'm fully aware this is an attempt at humour Tim but your timing is lousy.

    MMG

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  18. Bring Parnassus to me immediately.

    http://www.picturesoftheplanet.com/animals/gorilla-pictures/tough-silverback-gorilla.jpg.php

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  19. Enough said from this fool! Lets hear from Quantum themselves. This whole topic of capture is sick already. ptangier

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  20. A hoax without a picture or video..... Geneva Convention? Are we at war with the hairy ones? DOH!

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  21. hahahaha pure comedy.i love footers

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    1. And is exactly why he is in love with his self.

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  22. So my contacts have informed me that after the sedative wore off "daisy" treated a lawsuit for wrongful imprisonment. Having not accounted for this turn of events it was released. I believe that the law firm mentioned was the offices of Barnum and Bailey law offices.

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  23. How can this guy Tim Fasano look into the Camera with a straight Face. Criminal Charges??? Really!!! I would be willing to take that risk if I found Bigfoot. He looks like a complete Con man, nut job ect.
    God I hate people like that. He got attenion I will give him that

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    1. Looks like a complete con man and nutjob? Check out a few more of his videos. Your eyesight is 20/20 xD

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  24. How does the Geneva Convention work for female black bears? Did they sign that recently?

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  25. First you footers drum up a story about a captured Bigfoot.

    Now you say its been released and records destroyed...

    LOOL. Those Bigfeet sure are a handful. Maybe next time children.

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    1. Honestly bit part actors like you need to get out and get a proper job you have to realize acting just is not your thing man, I wouldn't lie to you.

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  26. Fatsano must actually assume that there are individuals who are stupider than him.Newsflash Tim, You are really,really,really on the low end of human intelligence. I am going to contact the supposed MOS O9 Lt.Gen, that you elude to. You are an idiot.

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  27. I think the whole cabbie thing is a hoax. Agent T, a.k.a. Tim Fasano is really a deep undercover operative whose mission is to find and recover information about those of us who find an interest in Bigfoot. You see, it is really the Bigfoot population that protects our National Security therefore the involvement of the Geneva Convention.

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  28. Damn! Even Biscardi or Dyer couldnt come up with shit like that!
    I am ashamed to be a fellow Floridian!

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  29. WOW! Tim You ARE THE MAN! I am interested in funding your research. I have a dollar and 43 cents...maybe that will buy you enough gas to get deep inside the Green Swamp so you can stay there! YOU SUCK!!!

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  30. This Scum Fuck is good,real good.
    Got to give it to this Scum Fuck cause he kept a straight face and didn't laugh his Scum Fuck face off.
    But then again he is Tim Fatsano 'Keeper of all Bigfoot Secrets'.

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    1. He has another good one- Rick Dyer and Biscardi really had a bigfoot in 2008 but the government paid them to hand it over and say the whole thing was a hoax.

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  31. Tim might know about the second gunman on the grassy knoll!

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  32. He is more full of shit than a SEWER!!!!!!!

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    1. Actually sewers are full of mostly water. But he is more full of shit than a turtlein taterhole!

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  33. I would say "you can't make this shit up" but apparently...you can.

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  34. In closing hahahaaa what a douche bag

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  35. I can't honestly understand why this site or any other site would post this kind of crap? As I have come to expect from these so called Bigfoot hunters and sites, its all about entertainment and to make a buck. How much to you think it cost to run a website and post this crap. Where does your money come from?

    Mark B.

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    1. Shhhh,don't worry about it.........

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    2. hes getin paid via the ads on site

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  36. hang on did we see it ?? just on the cell phone to Josh Gates

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  37. Mitch Parsons is one of the members of Quantra Group.
    This is his Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/aluzmio2000

    He is employed at: http://www.rfip.com/

    He should be able to provide more details on the capture project.

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    1. Very poor form to out somebody by name and job if they haven't yet engaged themselves in the conversation. This should be immediately deleted.

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    2. This website is in poor form. Where have you been ?

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    3. I tend to agree with you 10:27-This Smith character is the one who said the group captured something. These quantra guys have not said a word. The comment is an invasion of privacy. Shawn should delete it...

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  38. This crap is starting to give me a head ache.

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  39. Geneva convention ? LoL it just means they have to take care of a prisoner, not release the prisoner. Wow, lol

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  40. Daisy is gone because Joe Crawford gave him 2 technical fouls and ejected him

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  41. Cha ching, making more money off the fools on the internet. LoL

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  42. Why was this posted since Tim Fasano isn't associated with the capture? I guess anyone that claims they're a bigfoot hunter and claims they knows someone that knows something about the capture is going to get their picture on the blog.

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  43. When I first heard this, (and if this is true), I admit that I was excited but then after further thought, I didn't think it was right to hold this thing captive. Haven't we learned anything from our past?? There has to be another way of proving that these exist without killing or holding them captive?? And if this was kidnapping, then the guy that has one in his freezer, should be brought up on charges, or fined, or something? There is a reason that they want to stay away from man. I personally can believe that they are out there without touching one. There are just too many eye witnesses, footprints, hair samples, and other evidence for be not to believe!!

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    1. Lynn; Good video from a respectable source, vetted by the media, would prove existence. Common sense. Naming it is a different issue- that requires a body.

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    2. Lynn is from Vinton Virginia I am from Virginia also!

      We Like vinerger based BBQ

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  44. Tim please put down the free government cheese lordy bagordy!

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  45. I'm starting to think that none of these people even exist and Shawn is just copying and pasting pictures of people from the Internet and making stuff up

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  46. Tim, you sound psychotic.

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  47. Where the hell is Leroy Blevins when you need him?

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    1. Fixing his latest Halloween suit.

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  48. My kittens breath smells like catfood...

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  49. Lol he doesn't even know what the Genova convention is! Note to self next time I'm in Tampa don't call a cab

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  50. I'm beginning to think the "Bigfoot Community" is a little nuts.

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    1. Not half as nuts as the trolls it draws even they must admit the subject takes you over.

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  51. LOL! Destroy the pictures! :-)

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  52. I'm a Lt General in the salvation army and word of this event has not reached my command and the proper protocol would have been to reenact the treaty of Versailles not the Genova convention

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    1. Thank you General for coming forward and keeping us in the loop!

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  53. It's become apparent that 'BIGFOOT' was, and has been, just a made-up entity to make cash on everything from bumperstickers to T-shirts.

    Sucked in again...

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    1. Even sucks the geeks like you in too.

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    2. I agree 100% at one time i had a small belief that there could be a creature such has bigfoot but not now, all it is, is just a way to rake money out of use dumb believers just hoping that someway somehow someone would do the right thing and bring one of these animals out into the open! No wonder footers are the laughing stock of the scientific community! Hahahaha!!!!!!!!

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    3. You had a small belief that was laughed at by the scientific community !

      Damn them, damn them all to hell I will never talk to another scientist again.

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  54. Fatsano hears everything straight through the Taterhole vine

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  55. Daisy,

    Mucklegrunt here. Things just went from bad to worse. Using an antenna that I fashioned out of a birch branch, an old license plate, and acorn shavings, I intercepted a text message from "HotWing" to "PiggJimmbo". Apparently, they're rescheduling the annual MABRC chili cook-off to this afternoon, and urging all members to attend. They say they'll be experiencing bigfoot in a whole new way...

    Daisy, that's not a cage you're in; it's a SLOW COOKER! You should have been tipped off by the diced potatoes and red onions at your feet.

    The horror!

    I'm going to bust you out of there Daisy, I swea... Uh, hold on. Wait a minute...

    Daisy, I'm gonna be a while. Just found a vat of bacon-infused maple syrup.

    Stand by.

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  56. I TOLD MYSELF YESTERDAY THAT THERE WILL BE AN EXCUSE 'AGAIN' THEY NEVER HAD A BIGFOOT.

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  57. The only retired Colonel Fatsano knows is the one on the side of a bucket of greasy chicken.

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    1. Ah, mon Colonel! You are so extra crispy! So beautifully golden brown and delicious! I must eat you with a bowl of mashed potatoes and ze rich gravy!

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    2. Tim is a "skilled" taxi driver...greasy drumstick in one hand and the steering wheel in the other. He does have to use his gut to steer when he breaks out the taters and gravy though.

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  58. It is really sad to see how adult people make fools out of themselves in this "field" of BF research. Due to stories like this one, all credibility and genuine (scientific) efforts to dis/prove the existence of a hypothetical great ape roaming the wildernesses of North-America are ridiculed.
    Even worse is that guys like Tim Fasano who obviously have no expertise at all in any biologically related field and might at best be considered as cases for a mental asylum in mostly every other part of this planet get a platform to spread their incredible (!!!) non-sense.
    If you had such an animal in captivity (and you dedicated years of your spare time chasing it down) why would you release it and destroy all evidence ? Honestly those people like the above gentleman should just be ignored in the future.
    Why don't you leave the real work to scientists and wildlife biologists and look for another hobby...?

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  59. Wow! Apparently Daisy has some high-up contacts in the military who were able to secure her release. We have learned that she was writing the biography of a certain well-known General in Central Command and had hosted parties for senior staff in Tampa.

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  60. The guy was just jokin around. Can't he do that? At least he trys to find the skunk ape and hasn't put forth any "really crazy" information. He is a stand up guy.

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    1. ARE YOU FUCKING STONED??? STAND UP GUY??? MY PECKER STANDS UP STRAIGHTER THAN HIM EVEN WHEN IM LYING ON MY STOMACH!!!
      HE's ONE GIANT PIECE OF SHIT!!!

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  61. Harvey Pratt and David Paulides will be presenting their bigfoot evidence, sightings, etc from Oklahoma, discussing forensic sketches, bigfoot DNA and relating their findings in David Paulides' books, Missing 411. This will be at the Oklahoma Science Museum (Oklahoma City), main auditorium, January 19, 2013, 3pm-5pm. Both speakers will be signing their books after the event. Come early as seating will be at a premium.http://www.sciencemuseumok.org/contact_us.html



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  62. release the kraken !
    why are we wasting our time on this crap ?

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  63. No the real story is Daisy used her Mind control powers to kill General Norman Shwartzkopff. They had to turn her loose or she was going to spill the beans about her taterhole affair with General Petraeus.

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    1. AHHH...Finally the real truth. :)

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  64. Quantra realized hey just captured the old lady who lived next to Janice Carter.

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  65. Airing in 2013, Skunk Ape, starring Dave Shealy will premiere on the travel channel.

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    1. ALRIGHT!!!! A BOY FROM MY NECK OF THE WOODS!!!
      NOW DAVE IS THE REAL DEAL. ALMOST SUCKERED COLLIER COUNTY OUT OF $40000.00 for research based on that funny video he had.
      Here we go again!

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  66. T-Fats is of mixed descent. His biological father was 50% wood ape, so that makes T-Fats only 25% wood ape. Mitochondrial DNA testing was inconclusive in determining the rest of his genome because T-Fats refused to wash his hands before wiping the tip of his penis with a clean towelette. Under the Geneva convention, he is protected as an endangered species being the closest living relative to the homowoodape, once thought to be extinct.

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  67. Considerations of Geneva Convention protocol lead to this decision.

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  68. Didn't Reagan help the Quantras back in the 80's ? i guess they have nothing better to do these days then hunt bigfeet ?

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  69. What is even more scarier than the story is that Fasano actually believes the shit. My door of truth concerning Bigfoot is just about closed.

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  70. Nobody here seems to mind wasting time.I haven't been around for a month or so. This morning I said "let me see whats going on" ...guess what...30 plus days ago you folks were ragging on what a loser Tim the cab driver is. The same as today. 30 plus days ago Melba and her "paper" were starting to fall apart and guess what,it did!! Yet there are some who still wont throw in the towel. Same goes for Justin Smedja. Nothing more then an updated "Freezer Hoax" for the year 2012. Its called "a prank" folks,why cant you people get it?

    The more important question in all of this is the one that goes unasked. Why are people so uncomfortable with letting go of the Monster? Why are the ones interested in this topic so gullible and naive??Piece by piece this Bigfoot phenomenon came apart like a house of cards. Hoaxes have all been smoked out,credibility destroyed and even the scholar's within this field got their hand caught in the cookie jar.Time after time this goes on yet you guys still show up and wait with baited breath.


    If I put up a YouTube video and claimed that I have undisputed proof that Bigfoot walks amongst us but unfortunately I cant show you the photos because my legal advisor says that I need to hold off on going public. 50% of this forum would have their fingers crossed. So then I lead you guys on for about 6 months.At about that time I release the first set of photos.What I do is I go to the nearest park in my area and have my friend walk back and forth {dressed in black} from about 500 feet away. Take a few grainy shots and then tell you that more is on the way.By now Ive had my thrill and the joke is becoming old for me. I delete my accounts and never think twice about this. I move on but you guys...well I think it would be safe to say that some would still be waiting for what I said I had.


    I don't understand what planet most of you people are from.I am a New Yorker.Things move super fast here and nobody has time for bullshit.You either have what you say you have or you keep it to yourself. Put up or shut up. In today's day and age,some random hunter shoots 2 Ape men...one being 8 feet tall the other a child. Not only does he not take pictures or a video but his entire demeanor{after hitting pay dirt}is nonchalant. WTF???
    How is this even a topic?

    Wanting to believe is one thing but turning a blind eye to the truth because it might lead to an upset is something entirely different.
    In the end following my comment,their will be those who say what they need to say but the truth cant be denied. This isn't really about Monsters or putting a label on an unknown species for the good of the species. Its more about a small group of people who are terrified of letting go. Almost equivalent to an adolescent who cant go to sleep without their favorite pillow.
    Instead of staying away for 30 days,this time Im tuning out for an entire year. I wonder what names you will be calling Tim next December.

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    1. Even you, as excellent as your point is, will have to admit the guy brings it on himself. if you stick yer pecker in a light socket..yer gonna get shocked.

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    2. Why? Because it's fun. Why are you visiting this site ? Why ? Because your just like us...Curious.

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    3. too much to read you need to be brief here. tater hole

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    4. Yeah I think he needs to be a little more concise and post his thoughts in more detail.

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    5. Why cant we let go of the monster? Simple, were curious by nature. If you wish to feel that life is just this than by all means go ahead. Myself, I feel Bigfoot is becoming more of a myth after the Dyer, Smeja, Ketchum, and now this hoax, but I refuse to believe we know it all.
      Its the same reason we look at the stars and wonder whats out there. If we stop exploring than we have failed all that have come before us.
      So you can call this all BS and let go of the monster, but I will take BF, taterholes, poop in a jar and Fasano over thinking we have life all wrapped up.

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  71. The whole BF community has turned into 1 big soap opera! The things people will do for youtube hits and attention.

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  72. Private research facility my big hairy squatch back side.? Come on guys. If there were even near being true, people would be splashing this all OVER the TV right now... COME ON!!! Let's get out of our fantasy land and move back to reality...

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  73. Figures. Dogshit T-FAT has to jump on someone elses bandwagon to get on this dopey site..Happy New Year tubby. Now go away and die

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  74. The bigfoot dematerialized and transported itself back to the starship..Looks like the MIB wasted a trip

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  75. Somebody needs to get this guy some help before he starts shooting-up a school someplace.

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  76. YAWN......Tim Fasano....I'm gonna go watch Opra and eat some Bon Bons.

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  77. THIS DEBACLE WILL BE THE END OF MABRC AS WE KNOW IT.

    TOO MANY TIMES HAVE WE SEEN THIS SAME CRAP FROM MABRC AND FROM SMITH.

    THEY WILL FOREVER LIVE WITH THE BRAND OF HOAXERS.

    IT IS GAME OVER FOR THEM.

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    1. At least we didn't have to wait months or years for this hoax to be exposed!

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    2. No way. This is the real deal folks. Even without substantiating anything I believe their claims. This will prove Bigfoot !

      - Mulder

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    3. Mulder said it.....it must be true!

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  78. Question: Why do ANY of you bother reading this site and posting comments? It seems 99 percent of readers are skeptics who smear and attack anyone who claims to have evidence of Bigfoot's existence.

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    1. Have you actually paid attention to the recent stories in BF world. They've all been fabricated bullshit, no real evidence to substantiate anything. If you can't see this you're part of the problem that perpetuates people to make this shit up. They feed of the people who are so adamant the big fella exists that they will believe any BF story regardless of the details.

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    2. Why? To call bs on the pathological liars who make up 95% of ranks of the "researchers" out there. And to make fun of the unparalleled credulity of the people who create this blog and their breathless reporting as fact of every ridiculously transparent hoax.

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    3. ANON-12.09, don't bother asking why, just try to laugh at all the immature douchebags who post here. The truth is, every single one of these skeptics secretly hope Bigfoot is real. They're just too juvenile to admit it.

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  79. Holy fuck. You footers are looney.

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  80. we are all safe thanks Fatsono

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  81. Tim is the only "REAL" Bigfoot hunter out there! All you other Guys just can't keep up! I know this to be true cus he almost got me! Signed: Bigfoot footy!

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    1. If Tim almost got you, we shall have to name you in the spirit from lyrics of the great southern rock band Lynard Skynard.."Mr. Breeze".
      Trees blowing in the breeze is all that guy captures on video. I'd be willing to bet my last buck its from his heavy outta shape breathing and NOT the wind.

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  82. Why would this site even give this guy any face time! Hell if they want a bullshit artist to make dumb as videos give me a chance i want disappoint! I believe that i could come up with some shit far more out there than that!

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    1. So true....you see more blobsquatches on Butchykids videos than on Fasanos!

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  83. What a load of horse shit this whole story line is.

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  84. The bullshit just keeps pilling up, when will it ever end????????????

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  85. next will be daisy has been gag banged

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    1. Word is Biscardi has a woman in every port.....hmmmm

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  86. All of these people are crazy. Fatsano is the biggest bullshit artist of the whole bunch. I can't beleive I'm wasting my time writing this. A total bunch of losers!

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    1. Aw come on...its fun bashing that big fat lying piece of shit...admit it!

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  87. This is the absolute dumbest crap I've ever heard. Geneva Conventions?!?!!? Either there was no capture to begin with or Fasano has been sniffing his toe jam again.

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  88. So What Branch Of The Armed Forces Is Bigfoot A Part Of Army, Navy, Air Force Or Marines? My Money Is On The Air Force Because Nobody Ever Looks Up For A Bigfoot. When Did We Go To War Against Sasquatches Anyway?

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  89. The Owl is on the shed, I say again, the Owl is on the shed!

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  90. Not any more..Justin Smegma shot it and Rick Dyer put it in his freezer!

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  91. I have some Gevalia coffee... Want some?

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  92. I got a bad case of the mud butt just watching this video.

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  93. LMFAO, did ANY of you RETARDS SERIOUSLY think that this would end ANY OTHER way?

    You turds are pathetic to the HIGHEST degree.

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  94. KOO-KOO, I felt like I just watched a "B" version of X-Files.

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  95. Daisy: A Florida cabby has been captured!Yesterday a plump cab driver with a habit of filming videos in his cab,lying,hoaxing and always bitching has been trapped inside his cab. His camera has been removed and his doors welded shut dukes of hazard style and was left with only a hero sandwich to keep him calm.The last bit of info that has been released is that this alleged cabby devoured the sandwich in four seconds flat and was heard screaming FEED ME MORE! which would lead to some confusion over his true identity but after being identified by good friend Tom Biscardi we can confirm he is none other than Tim Fasano.No future plans on releasing him as he may be a danger to taterholes everywhere.More info as it comes in.

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