Robert Lindsay On Habituator Follies
Robert Lindsay just posted his Bigfoot News of the day. You can visit his blog to read his full article. Here's a snippet we thoroughly enjoyed. It's about habituators and their excuses to why they can't get a decent photograph of Bigfoot even though they claim to be in close contact with the creatures:
Habituator follies. The habituators are clearly some of the most humorous and ridiculous folks in Bigfootery, though some of them do or have apparently had Bigfoots in and around their property coming around for pancakes and whatever else was being served that day. Once again, from Bigfoot Forums, a disillusioned former believer turned skeptic:[via Robert Lindsay]
"At one time, I too spent countless hours on this forum reading, believing, just sure that the proof would come any day. I read about members who lived among them (saw them with cougar stoles on their neck) and could produce undeniable proof any time, but wouldn’t. I read about people sneaking into their nests to film from only a few feet away, but we never saw the film."
Hey, fascinating stuff! There’s actually humans living out in the woods, roughing it with the local Bigfoots, not shaving or bathing, learning how to zap folks and God knows what else. And the folks who live with their Bigfoot pals and BFF’s report that the Bigfoots actually make stoles, finer than those on 5th Avenue, out of cougar skins. Why? To be fashionable of course. So, why not take a picture and show us some of these Upper West Side tony Bigfoot society gals? Oh I forget! Bigfoot doesn’t like his picture taken. How silly of me.
And those intrepid souls who venture into the very nests of the Bigfoots to snuggle up against their hirsute neighbors? Now that takes balls of steel. Think next time you sneak into the Bigfoots’ lair to hang out, drink beer and smoke cigarettes or whatever, could you maybe get us a photograph? Just a teensy beensy one?
Oh how foolish of me! I need to stop making sense!
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ReplyDeleteyou'll regret that when Harry sees it.
DeleteThe Great and Terrible Harry
DeleteVeeeeeery interesting but, ridiculous.
DeleteThere is currently a very interesting thread on BFF entitled 'Habituating Bigfoot'. Although very enlightening and entertaining, it is quite clear that some of the claims are simply BS...
ReplyDeleteMMG
ALL Bigfoot claims are bullshit.
DeleteGet a life.
DeleteThere are people who sensationalize stuff to feel important. It's a psychotic behavoir and can be found in all situations ( those who never served in the military claiming to have, those who claim they hang with celebrities ect) . I feel in most of these habituation situations they are just people looking for attention. I do believe in some situations though with multiple visits are justified. It's the ones like the people in Iowa who said they had habituation for years and when they moved (miles away) the Bigfoot followed them. Right. Lol. If I had one visiting all the time I can guarantee I would have photos and HD film
ReplyDeleteCorrect. That is how the myth keeps propagating. Every piece of evidence can be discredited on this principle.
DeleteDoes Libdsay mention anything about the increasing number of squatch mind rapes? Also, what the hell does be do for a living?
ReplyDeleteWhen I lived in Main. I use to feed a bigfoot "Pop tarts" he loved them! I never took a picture or told anyone for fear of someone shooting him on my property.
ReplyDeleteI used to feed my pet BF 'Poop Tarts'. He wasn't keen on them for some reason...
DeleteMMG
Bigfoot eats alot of corn.
ReplyDeleteSo you've been eating Squatch poo.
DeleteHow long have you been a shit eater?
I'd eat the corn out of Jennifer Lopez's POOP!!!
Deleteu nasty.
DeleteYep they do eat a lot of corn then use the dried up cobs for toilet paper! Got me a big pile along my fence line from those bartards throwing them there! Mothflickers ain't got no manners or consideration for other folks!
ReplyDeleteHate to be the one to break it to you son but that's your mom using those corn cobs.But the funny thing about it is you have been using them to brush the three teeth you got left.
DeleteYa I suspected ma of using them too and shit we don't brush our teeth with corn cobs no more! Not since pa made us real toothbrushes out of pig bristles! But I know it's the Bigfoot ma don't go to the bathroom like she use to not since that Bigfoot ass raped her last week. How do you know I only got 3 teeth? Hell maybe I got myself a stalker!
DeleteI would think that these habituators would have good video, photos, or audio since they hang with the Bigfoots.
ReplyDeleteAsk for proof, and you get a laundry list of excuses as to why that's impossible.
Robert Lindsay is a fucking looney tune. Taterhole extreme. That's all you need to know. End of story
ReplyDeleteGot it right this time though, huh...?
DeleteSeveral good books on subject: Impossible Visits- Chris Noel, Nature's Secret Agents-Tom Burnette and Visits From The Forest People by Julie Scott
ReplyDeleteThank you sir for your kind comments have new close up evidence of a sasquatch, took me 20 years and running two game cams to get. New evidence will be in new book called Bigfoot the big picture with llullewian publishers, god Bless. Tom Burnette
DeleteMulder here,
ReplyDeleteKetchum is the real deal! How DARE Lindsay question our fine field researcher!!!! We can NOT let these skoftfuks get the best of us!!! Grade A researchers like Melissa Hovey, Tim Fasano, and The Melba are being dragged through the mud!!! What next? Questioning betty and barney hill?!?!? Meldrum? Oh... Meldrum... Meldrum... Jeff.. Oh.. I.. Oh mnobbivhudv
Cyvv o iguvyc
LMFAO!!!
DeleteSo the guy (Squatting Squatch) acting like Mulder and all the others at BFF has been banned.
Now that's PHUNNY right there I tell you what!!!
Keep posting using your phone,Squatting Squatch!!!
I had to Google Betty and Barney Hill. They sound like a couple of hard core bullshitters. I don't think they could have competed with Melba “Mind Rape” Ketchum, but they definitely could have given Ostman a run for his money.
DeleteWhat are you talking about? I haven't been banned from the BFF. Oh by the way, that's not me imitating Mulder, it's probably you with your fantasy to get Mulder in a dark alley and and reveal your secret identity, "The Tater Invader". Don't forget to bring your lube.
DeleteSS
Hahahaha,jerk.
DeleteDidnt HRPuffnstuff get banned from BFF for finally calling out Sasfooty on her BS? She was the one claiming Bigfoots smoked cigarettes outside her house, Wore Animal Skins, gave birth in her backyard, and hang out in her roof. I think he threatened to expose her or somethin
ReplyDelete?
Why don't you go ask them?
DeleteCant;(
DeleteWhy dont you tell me?
Thanks.
So you've been banned from there too?
DeleteBigfoot smokes cigarettes?
DeleteLOL, well of course he does.
Yes I've been banned by HRPuff, So was wondering why he got banned, since he claimed to make a living off the BFF even;(
DeleteAs far as Habituators go, Sasfooty was putting up photoshopped pictures of Orbs, claiming they were squatch-orbs, and claimed that squatches would smoke cigarettes behind her house, and they would imitate coyotes to speak. She has hours of coyote calls and claims it's squatch-speak.
Looney toons. Most of these bullshitting morons you will find on the bff and if you call them out on their bullshit you get banned. This is footery folks where providing evidence is frowned upon but sensationalist story's are welcomed. Big ole list of excuses ready from these crazies as to why they can't take pictures, each more insane than the last. You literally can't write this shit.
ReplyDeleteWhen have you ever presented anything remotely resembling evidence? All you got are insults and half-assed opinions you lameass blowhard. Get a girlfriend.
Delete"Id walk on my hands and knees over broken glass to suck the Dick that fucked her last"
ReplyDeleteHabituators are sick. Just your typical run of the mill loonies. Nothing to see there, literally.
ReplyDeleteI think that Dahmer...I mean Lindsay, just jumped the shark and brought the bigfoot community with him.
ReplyDeleteThere was a "golden era" of bigfoot for the past five years or so, but nothing has been proven...at all. Hoaxes, reality shows, bloggers who make a living, and still not one step forward. Not one. Nope. Not one.
Unless there is an antivirus to this toxic subject, the window is not only closed, but the locks are being turned to close this subject matter forever.
The past five years have been made of the bigfoot "personality," but like Bigfoot itself the stories are much greater than they reality.
A bunch of hyperbolic self-puffery ^ ... but underneath the bombast an interesting observation. Something to consider.
DeleteWe jumped the shark in 1958, when Crew held up that ridiculous cast....
DeleteMelba Ketchum stole my evidence she is a thief and a liar....TOM BURNETTE
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