Sunday, December 9, 2012

Phil Says The Bigfoot Screams At Sequoia National Park Is The Real Deal


Did Phil solve the mystery of the screams in the Sequoia National Park? This area is over 200 miles south of the Sierra Kills location. Watch and find out!

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    1. Mmh! What exactly is maturity?

      When I was 12 and my brother was 15 my father took us camping and unbeknownst to either of us he had hired a whore to teach us about life. My brother being the eldest got stuck in, however myself being the youngest I sat back and said ‘No’ she’s ugly, ’I’m not doing it.’

      A few weeks later my brother got an infection and his dick dropped off.

      So, who was mature - Me or him??????????

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    2. Your father sounds like a great man. He should've splurged on some condoms though. So what happened to your brother? Does he have a man pussy now?

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    3. No, he has a cheesy end.

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    1. The story of your life I'm sure

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    2. Bahhaaa that was a good one!

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    3. As predicable as a blotchy bf photo

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    4. And right on time. Thank u very much

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  3. Did R.A Dickey win the Cy Young?

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    1. Yeah. He has 1 year left on his contract-not as good(for him) as being a free agent, but the Mets are negotiating an extension with him. If the parties cant agree, the Mets will trade him for prospects and let somebody else worry about it: you don't want a valuable asset to walk away after a year and get nothing or have to bid for him like everyone else.

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  4. Who is this Phil? Is he like oprah's Dr Phil except he gives advice about Bigfoot instead of relationships?

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  5. Aside from Phil Poling's analysis, I rather wonder "why a squatch would act in such a manner?"

    I have had these creatures around my house and never heard these kind of screams. I've heard "whoooo-ups." I've heard "Hia'." I've heard what sounded like a loud hissing or whispering speech. I've heard them imitate wolves, owls and even frogs. I have never hear them do this.

    I'm not saying these screams aren't real. I just wonder why they would act in such a manner?

    I don't really have a conclusion for my own question and I don't expect anyone to have a conclusion. The first thought that comes to mind however is "this may be a different "type" or "hybrid species" or I just never pissed em off enough to get this kind of reaction.

    I will say this though. If I heard this out in the woods I would more than likely hang the recorder in a tree just before getting the hell outta there...

    There would simply be far too much potential to learn more with a recorder left in the area. That is if possible due to time restraints and travel planning.

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    1. You have heard them imitate wolves,owls and even frogs.

      So can I assume the next time I hear an owl hoot but it doesn't sound exactly right.It is a bigfoot trying to imitate them?

      Sometimes you just have to shake your head and wonder how people can post such insane stuff and expect people to believe them.

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    2. Anonymous 4:11 you can shake your head all you wish. Rattle that brain as much as you like. Shortly after stomping, knocking and "whooooing" a squatch started imitating animals across the street from my home.

      I even joined him/her. Hell I can imitate them as well. In fact, it's an old Native American tactic to mimic animals when trying not to be detected.

      I don't "expect" you to believe truth. Heck people believe jesus and the bible. Insanity is everywhere and all Americans and all races are a part of it.

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    3. Jesus gets under another demons skin. I love it

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    4. Enough with the Jesus stuff Loser. If u cant use it in a respectful manner then just don't use it. I would imagine you've spent your life pissing people off and this is a continuation of your childish antics. Grow up and be a productive citizen!

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    5. So, what you're saying is it's okay to disrespect peoples finding of bigfoot but not jesus?

      Many people are productive without jesus........

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    6. Your Wrong Mr Hoagland. This site is about Bigfoot not religion ! The moron says "Jesus " just to piss people off! He has no interest in religion! He obviously is A serious troll on this site like poop in a jar was. Never adds a single productive argument for or against . He obviously has no interest in the subject or Jesus. Rethink your comment. I never said people are not productive without Jesus! It's just not appropriate to use it in the manner that is being used .

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    7. Hoagland is a rebellious spirit

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    8. Rebellious? What the hell? So, I'm rebellious because when someone basically calls me "insane" I differ and argue my points?

      I would rather be a man that stands for truth and falls even if I stand alone then to be one of the quiet people who simply play along.

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    9. Your last paragraph sounds just like something Jesus would say.

      Jesus died for you you know?

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    10. There are hunfreds if not thousands of verifiable facts in the bible.
      Including the harry man.

      So once again, A stupid Libtard has to bring religion up and it makes no point or argument for or against Bigfoot.

      We have "Freedom" of religion in this country and so you should really keep your BIG FUCKING MOUTH SHUT OJIBWE YOU PUSSY!

      I HERD YOUR TRIBE HAD REALLY UGLY WOMAN AND SO MOST OF THE MEN TURNED GAY, NO MORE OJIBWE WARRIORS, ALL PUSSIES.

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    11. Hey Hoagland. Your alright

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    12. LeonW you can make an "attempt" to make me shut my mouth if you wish...

      4580 Nett lake, MN

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    13. Too much info chief,take another xanax

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  6. Have you ever heard them going "Argh argh, Argh argh argh argh argh argh!" while swinging on a vine?

    Just asking, don't get all defensive and shit.

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    1. No I haven't. I hear more "tree knocks" than anything else when they're around.

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    2. I'm in Northern, MN near the Canadian border though. We don't have vines in our habitat.

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    3. I never mentioned a location I said "while swinging on a vine?"

      Okay let's try again then.

      Have you ever heard them going "Argh argh, Argh argh argh argh argh argh!" while going to the toilet?

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    4. Anonymous 5:07,

      Have you ever posted as anonymous on a blog "while being an ignorant asshole" because you're too much of a pussy to exploit your true identity?


      Sincere question, Joseph Hoagland Sr.

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    5. Erm, funny you should ask...YES! Now answer the fucking question.

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    6. NO!!! I have never heard anyone or anything in my life going, "Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh!" while sitting on the toilet.

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    7. I'm glad you're having a good day. My day would be going so much better if I could just.......

      Reach through the internet and bitch slap the stupidity outta you...

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    8. I really do appreciate that and your help to resolve my issues! BTW.

      Have you ever heard them going "Argh argh, Argh argh argh argh argh argh!" round the back of your house?

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    9. ARGH! LMFAO!!!!

      I think someone just got they're own personal troll!
      Congrats! You've made it!

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    10. Why thank you, do you think I should stick to recipes :)))

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    11. Leave him alone,he'll post his facebook status next

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    12. Argh, argh, argh... is a pirate. Not Tarzan.

      Tarzan is Uuuuu - A uh A uuuuuu - uh A uh A uuuuuu.

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  7. You need a good audio recorder for this type of research.

    http://pro.sony.com/bbsc/ssr/cat-audio/cat-recorders/?XID=O:BPSEG_audio%20recorders:Google_PVPA_GEN_parec_e_ad2

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    1. I went to guitar center to look at stereo audio recorders. A lot of them have he video also, but it's there top shelf stereo audio that impressed me

      I have yet to capture any recordings, but when I do it will be in he stereo and that should add a whole new dimension to the video

      Check there selection out

      Mid Michigan calling

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    2. That is $399.98 out of most footers budget.

      Hey kickstarter anybody?

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    3. For about $80 you can get snap on stereo mice for an iPhone. High quality sound cheap

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  8. FAKE

    BF howling during the day?

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  9. Maybe females do this when in heat to attract a mate over large distances?

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    1. No screams needed. The fumunda smell brings em in

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  10. Maybe he had a leg cramp while asleep

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    1. I think you might be right. I sometimes get bad leg cramps and sound a lot like that. Its hell! :(

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    2. Darn right. The bigger the foot, the bigger the cramp

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    3. Straighten your leg and point your toes as far down as possible. The pain will subside quickly.

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    4. Check that...point your toes up as far as possible. Down makes it worse or brings it on when it feels like an attack is about to occur.

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    5. Maybe he has bad gas pains!

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  11. Apparently the BF??? knew they were around before they came into their camp. Thus the yelling to scare them off. I would not have hung around there either. Its unfortunate they did not get any footage of it during its visit to their camp.

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  12. Does Phil own this blog now?

    Then why all this devotion to him?

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  13. Or maybe hear me out just maybe it was moneymaker and Phil calling bobo and renae

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  14. I like Phil's break downs. Good job.

    The skeptic could say that this entire scene was hoaxed. The sound could have been recorded earlier and then broadcast a distance from the camp.

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  15. This entire scene was hoaxed. The sound had been recorded earlier and then broadcast a distance from the camp.

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    1. It sounds exactly like the howling intro to "Hush" , an early Deep Purple song.

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    2. So anon at 8:21, you're "the skeptic?"

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  16. 2007? Maybe that's Barry Bonds injecting performance-enhancing drugs into his testicles.

    What time does SE get back from his church/temple/stick shelter of worship?

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  17. As I said, considerable mass behind those screams. That little goateed dweeb Mr. Vagina Face, who called me d^$#head, who makes gentle love to his inbred cousin between posting comments here, must at this point in time be making gentle beautiful love to his inbred cousin.

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  18. Or you can save yourself some time and simply compare it to 4 known Bigfoot howls: Estacada, Puyallup, Snohomish and Klamath. There is very little difference between these and the Sequoia screams.

    http://www.oregonbigfoot.com/sounds.php

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    1. Scroll down and listen, this sounds almost the exact same. It just sounds like a recording to me. Who is to say there wasn't some idiot down the mountain trying out call blasts?

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  19. Phil, thanks for offering this analysis. This one is very interesting. I agree with 7:22, it was trying to scare them off.

    Squatches seem to have a habit of running a hand down a tent, they usually want to send the campers some kind of message, with their intimidating rock throwing, stomping, etc.

    After an experience like this, someone should have gone back the next night and camped. They should film their tent at night, or just stay awake and watch the tent from a close, hidden position. A tazer could be used by the person in the tent and by the person watching. A high power semi- auto could be used also, if you don't have a problem with that. This would quickly end the debate over it's existence and make some one quite rich and famous.

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  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHj_yWhoGaQ

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  21. I'd be scared to taze a squatch. What if you didn't give it enough juice to incapacitate it? You'd have one ticked off squatch.

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    1. You would have a cool story to tell people.

      A 9' tall, 700 lb ape-beast freaked out, trashed our camp and killed a couple of my buddies after I tazed him. I am currently under intense therapy and sedatives that help me deal with the disabling memory of this horrific nightmare.
      Maybe the tazer is a bad idea.

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  22. I THINK I HEARD FAINT DISTANT WOOD KNOCKING AROUND 1:03 UNTIL ABOUT 1:09. ALSO FROM 1:31 TO 2:00 MINUTES. NOT SURE WHAT IT IS, BUT IT IS DISTINCT AND NOT HEARD THROUGHOUT THE VIDEO!!!!!

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    1. There's no point shouting there is nobody here anymore.

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    2. You're here. I'm here. The communal spirit of all people who know that bigfoot exists is also here.

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  23. It's a nearby camper with a serious constipation issue.

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  24. Those screamd are real , ive heard those kind of screams in sw washington

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    1. Yes those screams are real. You never forget, not ever!

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