Happy New Year! Here's The Zombie Yowie Story Featured On Last Night's Finding Bigfoot Episode

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Do you believe in Zombies? What about Zombie Bigfoots? Yes? No? Maybe Finding Bigfoot's latest episode in Australia will change your mind if you don't believe in Zombies or Zombie Bigfoots. Last night, the team investigated a Yowie report by a guy named Mark. Mark told the tale of finding 8 goats in trees near his house. According to Mark's story, the goats all had their guts and brains taken out and the cuts all appeared to have been made using a sharp tool-- perhaps a sharp rock.

"As I looked up, about 15 feet, there are my eight goats," Mark explained.

"The goats had been cut, so whatever did it had a sharp rock and it's cut the whole inside of the animal out, and had even taken the brain. I realized then and there what it was, what it had to be. It's something that we just know is there."

Watch below:



[via www.huliq.com]

Comments

  1. rushferlifeMonday, December 31, 2012 at 4:41:00 PM PST

    rush

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    1. AnonymousMonday, December 31, 2012 at 7:25:00 PM PST

      Do you think Bobo would rock-climb in pursuit of the Sasquatch?

      Delete
  2. AnonymousMonday, December 31, 2012 at 4:44:00 PM PST

    2112 is the best album ever.

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  3. monkeyMonday, December 31, 2012 at 4:49:00 PM PST

    I met Geddy Lee at a hotel in Portland. Really nice guy, he took photos with a bunch of fans and did some autographs.

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  4. Yowies are REAL bears are shitMonday, December 31, 2012 at 4:50:00 PM PST

    Great story....Yowies use of tools is not unexpected for something that is so stealthy.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, December 31, 2012 at 4:54:00 PM PST

      It's true. I've seen a yowie stick structure and all the corners are mitred.

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    2. AnonymousMonday, December 31, 2012 at 4:56:00 PM PST

      What was the finish like ?

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    3. AnonymousMonday, December 31, 2012 at 5:00:00 PM PST

      It felt to me like the yowie sanded the sticks with 220 grit paper. Then he hit it with two coats of pre catalyzed lacquer. Very nice craftsmanship.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousMonday, December 31, 2012 at 5:09:00 PM PST

      Thats encouraging to know, if all else fails living in the bush, he could go get a stint at homedepot.

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    5. AnonymousMonday, December 31, 2012 at 6:03:00 PM PST

      You two should be a comedy double act! pmsl

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    6. UltimateHomerMonday, December 31, 2012 at 10:42:00 PM PST

      This is funny. Consideing the fact that I'm the funniest guy I know, that's saying alot.

      Delete
  5. AnonymousMonday, December 31, 2012 at 4:50:00 PM PST

    My farts smell like Easter eggs.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, December 31, 2012 at 4:55:00 PM PST

      Been shoving them up your keister, eh?

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    2. Kid fighterMonday, December 31, 2012 at 5:03:00 PM PST

      So what if he does sticks eggs in his bum! Who are you to judge you taterfuck! Look in the mirror and tell me what you see!

      Delete
    3. AnonymousMonday, December 31, 2012 at 5:21:00 PM PST

      ^^^It just means that he's a retarded psycho, by any clinical judgement, societal, psychiatric, etc.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousMonday, December 31, 2012 at 8:27:00 PM PST

      It's ALL about you cat! You dig?

      Delete
  6. AnonymousMonday, December 31, 2012 at 4:53:00 PM PST

    If I raid your dormitorium,
    dont try to remain aloof!
    I might take you up screamin all naked
    and do it to you up on the roof!
    Dont mess with the Zombie Woof!

    I am as evil as the boogie man can be!

    Did you ever wake up in the morning
    with the Zombie Woof behind your eyes?

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  7. AnonymousMonday, December 31, 2012 at 7:20:00 PM PST

    Sasquatch carries the Five-C's of Survivability. His basic cutting tool is Mora.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, December 31, 2012 at 7:51:00 PM PST

      ................and they are ?

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    2. All about youMonday, December 31, 2012 at 8:24:00 PM PST

      (1) 32 oz stainless steel bottle (or fired clay container with a hemp lanyard).
      (2) Mora S2 (or a knapped chert/obsidian blade hafted into a birch wood handle secured with sinew and pine pitch).
      (3) Vinyl 12x10 tarpaulin (or a large woven hemp mat).
      (4) 100'feet of #36 tarred bank-line (or 100 feet of yucca cordage).
      (5) Fire-steel & striker (hand-drill and hearth board).

      The above is carried in a oiled canvas haversack (or tanned animal hide bag).

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    3. AnonymousTuesday, January 1, 2013 at 4:35:00 AM PST

      what's that used for, deep woods orgy's ?

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  8. BellerophonTuesday, January 1, 2013 at 5:15:00 AM PST

    8 goats in a tree sooo..why just why ?

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    1. AnonimusTuesday, January 1, 2013 at 8:21:00 AM PST

      Bellerophon Have there been any Sasquatches in Manchester, England code named TANK?

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, January 1, 2013 at 10:04:00 AM PST

      TANK is in the box, repeat TANK is in the box...just had it confirmed by Lieutenant Commander T-FATS

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    3. AnonimusTuesday, January 1, 2013 at 10:32:00 AM PST

      LOL! The Owl is on the shed, I repeat, the Owl is on the shed! -Confirmed by Terrible Ted, and the wretched dreadnoughts

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  9. BellerophonTuesday, January 1, 2013 at 12:04:00 PM PST

    "Bellerophon Have there been any Sasquatches in Manchester, England code named TANK?"

    Again...why just why ?

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    1. AnonimusTuesday, January 1, 2013 at 9:04:00 PM PST

      It's just one of those things that MUST be done!

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  10. Money MuckrakerTuesday, January 1, 2013 at 6:00:00 PM PST

    Did you guys see when Matt Moneymaker threw a boomerang and it hit Bobo in the ankle? Bobo didn't seem to care, but he was bleeding pretty badly. What a weird and unexpected scene in a Finding Bigfoot episode. Bizarre.

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