This just in: Robert Lindsay is reporting that a man from Georgia (we can't reveal the name due to privacy issue) is claiming that he has a Bigfoot in a freezer. As expected, FBFB is super excited about this news:
"Well, well well. We would like to get everyone's opinion on this blog post by Robert Lindsay. This is one for the books. We will be trying to talk to [Georgia man] directly concerning this matter. We stand behind the #2 Camper/Tent video as very real. If true it would be the new definition of irony..." - Facebook Find Bigfoot
Here's the report from Robert Lindsay:
I know you are all probably LOLing at that one, but this time, it may be a real Bigfoot. I reported earlier that [Censored] Films of the UK was filming a documentary on Bigfoot hunters with [Georgia man] on September 6, 2012 when [Georgia man] shot cellphone video lasting 1.2 seconds of a Bigfoot eating meat out of a bait trap in a tree. [Georgia man] was in his tent. In the next tent was a BBC film crew with two cameramen with shoulder-mounted cameras. At the same time, the film crew captured a 3 minute video of the same Bigfoot eating from the bait trap. After [Georgia man] recognized there was a Bigfoot at the bait trap, he ran out of the tent, clad only in his underwear, carrying a rifle.
I can now report that at that time, [Georgia man] raised up his rifle and shot the Bigfoot in the back of the head. At that point, all Hell broke loose as the crew wrestled the rifle away from [Georgia man].
Shades of the initial reports of Smeja Sierra Kills shootings where the JE was said to have taken the rifle away from Smeja after he shot the baby Bigfoot, stating, “If you shoot another one of those things, I will shoot you.” Subsequent reports cast doubt on that account. We have also heard other reports of hunters who had Bigfoots in their sights and were prevented from shooting by their fellow hunters.
At any rate, at that time, it was too late, as the shot to back of the head killed the male Bigfoot. The shooting was caught on film by the film crew. The Bigfoot’s measurements were 7’8 tall and 490 pounds, a bit on the small side for a male Bigfoot. Measurements and weighting were done postmortem.
Additional supportive proof, including a photo of what appears to be a dead Bigfoot, is available and has been examined by investigators. In addition, in the Camper Video, the videographer pans down to the floor of his tent at one point and one can see a rifle on the floor there.
Now you are probably wondering where the Bigfoot is. The Bigfoot is either with [Georgia man], or it is with the film company. I know who has the body, but I can’t tell you who they are right now. Apparently [Censored] Films has some proprietary interest in this whole affair. At any rate, the plan is to release the body only after the documentary comes out at the Tribeca Film Festival in mid April of 2013.
This post will be updated today as more news comes in…
[Update] This press conference video was uploaded moments ago: