Will The Real Bigfoot Please Step Forward!
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Mitchell Wilson, founder of the Squatcher's Lounge on Facebook.
With all the reports of Bigfoot sightings coming in from across all of North America, we seem to have a multitude of different types of Bigfoot inhabiting this great land mass that lies between the Pacific & Atlantic oceans and a dilemma.
As time has passed, reports of Bigfoot have changed. From the earliest reported sightings in the late 1700’s & early 1800’s to modern times, Bigfoot has changed from a physical lumbering giant to a magic peace loving hippy who loves petting ponies, smoking weed and mind speaking words of joy and wisdom. Bigfoot is also said to be into mind zapping, traveling through time and space as well as being able to become invisible, shapeshift at will and avoiding humans with no problem.
In the late 1700’s & early 1800’s, Bigfoot were described in two different ways, one being a hair covered human who wore furs and wielded clubs, being more like a large Neanderthal type of human, said to have great strength, speed and the ability to use fire and make simple stone tools. I find this very interesting myself, due to the fact that human evolution had not even been coined as a term yet and it wasn’t until the late 1800’s that man started to see a possible evolution of mankind.
Also in that time frame we have the classic type of Bigfoot report. Reports of this creature suggest that it stood between 8’ & 10’ foot tall, covered with dark thick fur, hands & feet that were similar to humans and having a half human & ape kind of a face with wide flat hooded nose and a sloping forehead that comes up to a crown. Some are reported as having a strong odor, which is comparable to that of a skunk’s odor and is referred as the Skunk ape down South. This kind of Bigfoot report was the most common from the late 1700’s all the way into modern times.
As the introduction of UFOs and paranormal has taken place in modern times, changes have also taken place with reports on Bigfoot sighting as well with the introduction of the Alien Bigfoot and the magic Harry Potter type of Bigfoot. With reports of Bigfoot either being reported as seen coming from UFOs or in the areas of reported UFO sighting. The Alien Bigfoot is said to come from other parts of our universe and are here to study humans or said to be prisoners who are left here as punishment for the crimes that they have committed. Other reports have the alien Bigfoot arriving here on earth via dimensional time travel, able to travel great distances & time through willpower alone, just like Harry Potter. With both the Alien Bigfoot & Harry Potter Bigfoot, they are said to look like the classic Bigfoot in every way, but the difference is intelligence. With the classic Bigfoot, intelligence is higher than apes, but lower than humans, whereas both Alien & Harry Potter Bigfoot have vastly superior intelligences to humans and can manipulate us at will.
We also have the Dinner party Bigfoot, one who is said to come for a visit as well as dinner, but can detect a camera from miles away. The Dinner Party Bigfoot is said to love turkey and ham with all the trimmings and boy do they have good table manners too. They will help you set the table for dinner by placing the plates, glasses & silverware and according to one witness; they even go and wash their hands in the bathroom. After dinner & desert, they are known to hold a great conversation and will tell you how their day went.
There have been those who say that Bigfoot talk to them via mind speak, his mind speak is said to happen when they are alone and in a certain state of mind. These alien magic Bigfoot are said to give these individuals, wisdom, and knowledge and tell them what to do so they can help protect Bigfoot. My question is; why do they need protection from us? If they can do all of these fantastic things, shouldn't we be trying to protect ourselves from them?
With all of these different types of reports, it has become difficult to tell what type of creature that we are dealing with or how we are to investigate and collect evidence. With both the magical & alien kind of Bigfoot, there is no way to confirm any of the minds speak, time traveling or paranormal aspects of it. What we need is for the real Bigfoot to please step forward, so we can concentrate all our efforts and be able to push aside all the junk evidence.
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ReplyDeleteAsk Randles for tthe DNA tests, where is Melba or Ericksonn? Bigfoot is a bullshit lie, and all the "researchers" in this fake field wont prove otherwise. what a fuggin joke
Deleteyep. all different kinds because all different people make it up.
DeleteWhy are you bungholes even here? What purpose do you serve?
DeletePlease fuck the fuck off!!!
Here, Here, They need to go and show their immaturity at another site. If they prove that BF does exist, they will fade into the woodwork just like the cockroaches they are!
DeleteAnon 2:52 is a friggen moron. You apparently like following lies and fake research then! What an idiot!
DeleteNo he only asked for research because its obvious there ISNT ANY and its all a LIE.
DeleteGeeker.
DeleteDammit man. What the hell are you? Zorro? Hells bells. This is the first time I've been second for anything. Um. Well. Maybe second for second or whatever. Slim Shadey needs to do a hip hop remix of this. THe real mutha beeping B.i.G F double ought to the T
ReplyDeleteBTW. This is a great article. But, if I encounter a BF with a wand ala Harry potter out in the woods pulling rabbits outta a hat and devouring them,,and using the wand to zap the piss outta all the deer,,bear,,and lemmings,,,ill go to the house. And give it up. That's all for me fellows. Retirement. Lol
ReplyDeleteAlot more Sasquatch will be seen now that Washington state has legalized marijuana. The hippies will be going crazy with tales of mind-speak.
ReplyDeleteMarijuana is not a hallucinogen.
Deletewtg wa and co
DeleteI think you meant will the real Sasquatch please stand up
ReplyDeletedoes this not all add up to BF being a myth. there are no bodies,1 decent film taken by a chancer[patterson, who drew the female squatch he filmed the year before,i in a millions chance]who in his job as a film recorder for a nature comp hoaxed the daft film. in the ,almost 50years since, with heat seeking cams,trail cams, every poerson alive waliking about with at least a camera phone, no scat, no dna, no bones etc etc .... isnt it just possible that families of 8-010ft 800pd ape men ,and their families, arent roaming north America. surely peole must realise this is daft. where is the evidence. a few footprints,eye witness[in that case the loch ness monster exists too as its been seen by ministers/police etc...lol]. now we are beibng told ,as if this is news, that the eye witness reports appear to be saying the are all different descriptions of them./ presumably that would mean they all behave differently too. i look at squatch' pics of them in camps ,looking over people etc...surely if they did this over the cventuries somebody would have killed one or at least took a money shot of one. its time to move on
Deleteps. as a Brit Im delighted Obama got back in.
tho I agree with you about bigfoot, as an american it's frankly none of your damn business who we elect president, if it wasn't for us you people would be speaking russian.
DeleteThere is proof of Bigfoots existence, there is D.N.A and a lot of eye witness reports, and if even one of those photos or videos is real that is proof as well.
DeleteAs an Australian i am glad Obama got in as well, and while no, we can not vote, we are effected by your country's politics, ("leader of the free world" ring a bell?) so it is the worlds business.
There is NO Bigfoot DNA, none. We've all heard the stories, but Melba shut down and Smeja's time for results has come and gone...its over, just like this election. Time to move on.
DeleteBigfoot DNA where? Photos and video where? The only thing that could be considered as evidence is the PGF and with any other film or picture everyone even believers say" what's the back story what were the circumstances" and the back story and circumstances on the PGF all point to it being a hoax.
DeleteEveryone and I mean everyone all claim they have something "the proof" but you can't see it yet,we can't see it because you don't have it.
Man, why don't you guys start your own BIGFOOT HATERS BLOG?
DeleteI'm sure you will get plenty of hits with all of the retarded people who post here daily, saying the same old shit, "Duhhh Bigfoot isn't real, no evidence, no DNA, duhhhh,".
That shit gets old. But that's all you fuck will ever be able to say. You aren't setting out to prove they don't exist, as you say, but there are a bunch of people out there trying to prove they do exist. And the truth is going to hurt once its proven to be a real species.
It will happen, just wait.
Prokill, as much as it pains me to say it, you're spot on this time. The anonymity erodes your civility which, in turn, reduces the credibility of what you normally have to say - but this time I have to agree with you.
DeleteHowever, with that being said...STFU, ya' freakin' butt monkey.
As a former believer I would love
Deleteto be proven wrong but everyone
knows that isnt going to happen. It is
ok to ask where the DNA and proof is, as
long as there is some. Unfortunately for Bigfoot
there is ZERO credible evidence, none
Bigfoot haters lack integrity so of course they won't start their own blogs they know they won't be visited much, it's much more fun for them to harass people with a genuine interest no doubt because they know there's actually something threatening there to oppose they don't like to see revealed. And where even the casual troll would be long gone those staying behind are as much in the know as bigfooters, in fact they are this themselves by the mere fact they can't let it go so clearly they're only too aware it's out there and their job here is to ridicule the subject for the public. They always mention the no bones when they already know why - Bigfoots aren't animals that'll leave their dead carcasses behind only trolls and animals will carelessly do that, Bigfoots are another breed closely related to us hence the holding back of scientific facts already there.
Deleteoooh, lost opportunity, you have an audience and don't deliver.
ReplyDeleteHill Billy, if it weren't for us Americans they would be speaking German, not Russian.
ReplyDeleteIs that a fact?I hate to burst your bubble but when is the last time you won a war without allies?
DeleteI know you are all very patriotic and thats great you do have a beautiful country but I am really sick of you taking all the credit for everything that has ever happened in war time and running down other countries.You don't win the wars without the help of those very countries that you are always saying you are so much better than.
That's a GREAT PIC up top there!!!
ReplyDeleteMelba Ketchum = Narcissistic personality.
ReplyDelete^ Troll = Narcissistic personality.
DeleteBigfoot is like the presidential race. It's all lies and promises of better things to come, and in the end everyone gets disappointed.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot is more real than Obama's Political Agenda.
DeleteHe's a fucking celebrity.
Presidents always are a celebrity. The last Bush in office was an infamous celebrity. Obama's still cleaning up after him.
Delete4 more years with lieing nigger
Delete....is better than 4 years of a war happy cracker.
DeleteUnder the Obama administration we are conducting drone strikes in 6 countries
DeleteWhat ever happened to Cindy Shehan and the millions of war protestors during Bush administration that damn near every democrat voted for but condemned him for at election time in 04 and then McCain in 08? Have not heard one word from them since 08 even though we were still in Iraq for two more years and then put over 100,000 more troops in Afganistan,with over 1000 dead American soldiers and no clear objective. We then bombed the hell out of Libya only to have the new terrorists kill our ambassador and navy seals only to call it a reaction to an internet movie no one had seen at the time. The president has for two years picked out targets for assination by using drones often going across borders to do it, and not one word from the lamestream media, or the war protestors from years ago. When a republican goes to war against terrorist he is a war monger. When a democrate does it, it is just good politics. By the way, I would pull all troops out of every foreign country and bring them home, and let the world fend for itself.
DeleteThe dream that was America, that shining city on a hill died last night and will never be the same.
By the way - to the UKer who is happy of our election last night, I would expect no less from a person from a country that has become irrelevant in the world and jumped into the gradual decline that socialism always brings after kicking out Churchill after WWII. Almost all European countries are in an economic mess and the horizon looks absolutely dismal.
DeleteThere's No England Anymore
Ray and Dave Davies 1984
anon 8:31 u are racist coward who needs to learn how to spell!
DeleteEverything left of Obama is always socialism to the unaware, better worry about America not moving into even more fascist territory.
Deleteyea mitchell where'd that pic come from?
ReplyDeleteThe picture is not of a real one, but it looks close to what I have seen. I wrote the article not to disprove Sasquatch, but to show the dilemma that we face with all of these different types of reports. We need to focus on what we can test as evidence and steer clear from the other until we have a way of testing it! I am all about doing it right, so the best possible results come out.
DeleteMitchell.
If you hear a loud gun shot don't be alarmed. Its just Leon W. blowing his head off because Obama won the election.
ReplyDeleteSlight correction, he payed his chum Ted Nugent to do it because now the Nuge needs a reason to go to prison.
DeleteSkeptics do not bother me what so ever these days. BF is something maybe any of us will be completely able to wrap our heads around,,maybe ever. It's one of those deals,,you have to experience/believe in. The so called facts look totally bogus,,even to the ones that know. Any intelligent person can look at all events,sightings,,pieces of puzzle that came before us. It doesn't take a lot to see,,,if ONE percent of everything is not able to be explained,,there you go. And to the English Gent,,I understand you may be pissed because your country may be one of the few in the world without a supposed BF population,,,but hey man,,you got the mythical Hell Hounds and Phantom menaces or whatnot. And that's some madness in itself. If you have a certain mindset that is. And yea that picture is cool man.
ReplyDeleteThis was an interesting article. About time!
ReplyDeleteMitchell Wilson is a dope and that article reads like a 5th grade book report.
ReplyDeleteAs a teacher, I would have to disagree with your statement, I found it very interesting myself. If you read reports on encounters, you would see that he is correct on what he said, encounters have changed with the times.
DeleteChaz Bono is a bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteAGREED!
DeleteI wonder what Steven Streufert is doing right now
ReplyDeleteProkill are you saying that people that don't 100% believe or know that Bigfoot is real should't be here?
ReplyDeleteI agree that there are some here that just want to fuck around and with every chance they get say that Bigfoot isn't real and that will never ever change.
I think there is a chance that they are real but some people like myself are a little tired of hearing about researchers saying they have proof,clear pics,clear video,clear thermals and DNA but we won't show you yet.If you have it why not show it and if they have all of this why more projects.
If one was to believe half of these researchers that make these claims there would be no need for this.
Having an interest doesn't require you to believe every bit of bullshit that is put out there because as long as I can remember every single time someone says they have something amazing it has turned out to be lame or a hoax.
Skeptics have a right to be here just as much as believers/knowers.
Join the line of the tired ones but what good is it to keep complaining - the reason this proof is always delayed is simple the authorities get wind of it and put a stop to it. If you think about it for a second you'll see it, America's the most old world religious country in the West save for Italy so I suppose we won't hear about this species being real until the day they announce UFOs are real so it could be a while let's just hope some researcher is faster.
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