"The Capture Of Bigfoot" Really Is That Bad Of A Film

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Actually not that bad of a film but still not as good as SyFy's 'Bigfoot' with Danny Bonaduce and Barry Williams.

When Steve Alcorn SasquatchScoop updated his status on Facebook and wrote, "I am watching "The Capture Of Bigfoot" It is about the cheezeist bigfoot flick I've ever seen", I had to see for myself.

The synopsis for "The Capture Of Bigfoot" is pretty simple: "A series of killings occur, with no suspects, the locals soon decide that Bigfoot is responsible." It's about two Bigfoot hunting parties who run into two Bigfoots. About 10 minutes into the movie, I started to feel sleepy and dozed off. When I woke up to the sound of a gun firing (at least I thought it was a gunshot, I don't really know), I saw a Sheriff running rampant, some kid shooting another kid in the face with cow milk, some explosions, and some awesome snowmobile jumps. That's all I can tell you.

My rating: 2/10 Stars for having one good looking chick in the film.

Comments

  1. Steve AlcornThursday, November 1, 2012 at 9:48:00 PM PDT

    I'm famous now, Shawn reads my status messages.

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  2. AnonymousThursday, November 1, 2012 at 11:15:00 PM PDT

    Working actors, tough job. Barry Williams = cool dude

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  3. AnonymousFriday, November 2, 2012 at 12:26:00 AM PDT

    "still not as good as SyFy's 'Bigfoot' with Danny Bonaduce and Barry Williams"

    I thought that one was pretty god awful so that can't be a good sign.

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  4. Ragin Cajun 84Friday, November 2, 2012 at 2:07:00 AM PDT

    Maybe you slept through the good part.

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  5. AnonymousFriday, November 2, 2012 at 4:37:00 AM PDT

    the syfy movie "bigfoot" SUCKED OUT THE ASS!!!!!!

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    1. AnonymousFriday, November 2, 2012 at 5:13:00 AM PDT

      of who? and when did this happen? Poor assless Bastard.

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  6. AnonymousFriday, November 2, 2012 at 4:51:00 AM PDT

    I have not seen one good Bigfoot movie.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, November 2, 2012 at 6:27:00 AM PDT

      Harry and the Hendersons was good.

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    2. AnonymousFriday, November 2, 2012 at 5:07:00 PM PDT

      Colonel Steve Austin's episode was pretty good too...

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  7. AnonymousFriday, November 2, 2012 at 6:43:00 AM PDT

    Ro composed the music in this movie.

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  8. AnonymousFriday, November 2, 2012 at 6:59:00 AM PDT

    Is this the suit the knower was talking about?

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  9. AnonymousFriday, November 2, 2012 at 10:33:00 AM PDT

    Hey, if Lance Henrickson is not in the cast it sucks.

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