Human are awesome.. or should we say nature is awesome? I wish I was this awesome. Watch this extremely motivational video that will make you want to get off your couch and explore your world.
If I had a camera filming me installing ductwork.......I would have been on that video! Ductwork installation is so freakin top shelf exillerating shit! ..................... FML
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
I am not even going to play the clip. The first frame is Mother Nature at her finest! I have some lumber laying around that could be heat treated...
ReplyDeleteHaven't watched the clip yet, but nice bum...
ReplyDeleteDAT ASS!!!!! YUMMY!
ReplyDeleteMotorboat those bum cheeks!
DeleteThe female ass is awesome. Nature is awesome. Oh the unnatural things I would do to that.
ReplyDeleteShawn, You ARE Awesome!
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burp.
Amyone else want a Mtn. Dew after watching this
ReplyDeleteNah, just a cold beer.
DeleteLook at those shitters on those surfer critters!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf I had a camera filming me installing ductwork.......I would have been on that video! Ductwork installation is so freakin top shelf exillerating shit! ..................... FML
ReplyDeleteYou are awesome Beer-Man.
DeleteDidn't know you were a tin basher beer man. Fellow trademan.
DeleteBang Bang Bang!
DeleteThat's a rip off I clicked the video and the "Juice Booty" went away :'( now that's just not right ...not right
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think I didn't play the clip.
DeleteSkip to around 4:22
DeleteLmao Big Jim Jr
DeleteThe still clip is better. Although the top down view wasn't bad either.
DeleteGood stuff. Love the videos of the guys in wing suits. Nothing gets the ol' adrenaline flowing though like the skimpy bikinis!
ReplyDeleteShawn, can you feature the butt shot in this video next to the big girl and little girl in bikinis? That would be AWESOME! :)
ReplyDeleteI SPOOGED MY PANTS!
ReplyDeleteVery few people are awesome.
ReplyDeleteThat video was badass. Humans can do some amazing things.
ReplyDeleteNow go out and jump off your garage roof in your halloween costume and upload to utube.
ReplyDeleteHumans > bigfoot
ReplyDeleteYou should definitely check this out if you are going to write an abstract. It will help you to get a high grade in college
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