Henry May Rates Finding Bigfoot Season 3 Premiere: 6.5/10
Sunday's season 3 premiere of Finding Bigfoot took us to the state of Idaho where the team investigated a footage caught by three students. According to Cliff Barackman's fieldnotes, "The young men who filmed the Mink Creek footage were in high school at the time, but had now graduated and were moving on with their lives. When the footage was obtained, they were in the area doing erosion studies for one of the science classes. While walking across a hillside, one of them noticed a dark figure contrasting against the snowy background on the opposite side of the valley. After taking a few looks at the figure and agreeing that it looked very unusual, they got out a video camera and started recording it just before they lost sight of it."
During their last night investigation, Bobo came up with the ridiculous idea of holding a rave in the woods. "While I’m not, nor have ever been, a raver of any sort, I do know that the kids that hang out in the woods and party outside of Estacada, Sandy, and Molalla in Oregon often report strange things in the woods nearby their loud parties," Barackman wrote.
In the following review, Henry May gives the season opener 6 1/2 stars out of 10. "Even though they didn't see anything or find anything, they still considered it a pretty successful trip," says May.
Ratings for the show were positive. Here's the press release via The Futon Critic:
Season Opener Outpaces Season Two By 14% and Season One by 33%
(New York, New York, November 12, 2002) - The return of FINDING BIGFOOT on Animal Planet left a big impression with viewers, snaring 1.28 million P2+ viewers in the season debut Sunday night. While bigfoot investigators Cliff Barackman, James "Bobo" Fay, Ranae Holland and Matt Moneymaker didn't find definitive evidence of the big guy in the opener, the season premiere did achieve a 0.8 rating among P25-54, equally among M25-54 and W25-54 9 (at 0.8 each).
Overall on Animal Planet, the night captured a 0.6 P25-54 rating, besting prior six-week norms by 140% and the best Sunday night performance since the end of May 2012. The 9 PM premiere of FINDING BIGFOOT: UNTOLD STORIES, a roundtable conversation with the squatchers, riveted 863K P2+.viewers with a 0.5 P25-54 rating and was +150% vs. the timeslot norm.
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ReplyDeleteThis dude needs another Triple Meat Cheeseburger from Whataburger!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO
Deletethere he go!
Damn,Whataburger is the shiznits!!!
DeleteChop house
DeleteWho is this douche bag?
ReplyDeleteNo one that matters.
DeleteHenry May is the man!
DeleteNot according to Bobby short. She once said, what was wrong with this field is certain people, and one of them was Henry May...And I totally agree.
DeleteFat, lard ass mother fucker..
Bobbie Short is an ass-couch expert on nothing also.She is delusional at best and hiding in the burbs of San Diego California.Ask her to share info with you and she tears you up calling you an ambulance chaser and the like.I'm just doing a thing on the steppe country of so. cal. and she thought I was asking for her daughter's hand in marriage? She calls them sasquatch people? I got your sasquatch people rite here!
DeleteShe's a strange old witch.
Deleteare u kidding me? this dude couldnt walk in the woods. he is a couch hunter!
ReplyDeleteCorrect, 100 yards and he was weezing.
DeleteHenry, can you come play bigfoot with me? I promise I won't take any photos of you, or bother you when you're smoking out back after. Just please don't leave the taquitos on the nightstand again, and jeez they make hand wipes for a reason.
ReplyDeleteHenry, if you do come over bring the diapers again so we can play change the bigfoot again. Can my bigfeet be in your collection too? I'll let you roll my marbles! :D
^^^dimwitted idiot
DeleteI agree.It has to be one of those JREFers.I'm sure his batteries is running low on his butt plug so he's just a little cranky.
DeleteYo fool, don't talk about my lady like that. We be steppin. Biotchhhh.
DeleteBetter watch your tongue Happy Meal. The Mayor will not approve.
DeleteHenry May rocks!
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HENRY, HENRY, HENRY - YOU MAD BADSTARD.....
I saw the show, why bother with this?
ReplyDeleteI GUESS WE NO WHAT HE SPENDS HIS FOOD STAMPS ON-DING DONGS,ILL LET YOU EAT MINE FOR FREE!
ReplyDeletewhy y'all so mean to henry for?
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DeleteI thought it was Ralphie May
ReplyDeleteFasanos Illegitimate son speaks out,lets throw Lon "porkchop" Strickler in and complete the package.
ReplyDeleteand you probably outweigh and out eat all of them combined, douche bag!
DeleteWow..touchy about weight.your wife must be a fat pig.
DeleteCould the Producer of Finding BF be any more gay? He certainly sounded just lovely, oh yes he most certainly did you silly savages.
ReplyDeleteHow can you say that? Not every overtly effeminate man is a homosexual! I think I'm going to burst into tears!
DeleteHenry May is a "bag of dog shit" that lives in a shed behind his mothers house
ReplyDeleteSo, I take it you don't like him?
Deletefrom the look of this potato i would say he knows what he's talking about.he obvisouly watches enough tv from his couch to rate an expert compared to some of the experts (biscardi, moneymaker and the like) on this site.
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit! This dude sounds like Richard Christy from the Howard Stern show.
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DeleteHaha yeah, thats more like it lol
DeleteHugh Jassole
DeleteOh Henry!
ReplyDeleteWho in the f*ck cares what this fat useless piece of crap has to say..?? We have enough of T-fats...just saying
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DeleteI thought the episode was ok. They really do need to change the format though...or tweak it. Kind of getting boring watching them find nothing every week other than a video or a picture that is inconclusive. Was hoping for more.
ReplyDeleteThey won't ever find a damn thing because Matt could actually, camouflaged enthusiasm and all like all those NASA boys, be part of the conspiracy against finding Bigfoot. Maybe he knows exactly they won't ever find anything because he knows what this species is while yapping the eternal animal crap which really is out of the question if you think about it seriously, it's obviously something the rest of us can't know about. And what better cover than, like some Biscardi clown, to know they exist and won't be found and front the whole thing thus being on top of the info. Just something I remember reading somewhere.
DeleteClean your room Henry and why are those tissues all stuck together like that?
ReplyDeleteLook, the guy gets a welfare check off the government for being s loon, so leave his fat ass alone
ReplyDeleteI'm not shiting you, he does.
Does he ever get outa that lazyboy?
ReplyDeleteDrop some weight and get a job henry.
ReplyDeleteHenry's ass is glued to the barkalounger in dried shit ever since he ran out of depends.Waiting on his next gubment check to deliver a new seat cushion.
ReplyDeletenow come on everyone can we not see him crying out for help here???
ReplyDeleteI mean he really needs to eat some ANTACID before he gives his review.
I mean he only pukeburped about a jillion times during and god knows how many after.
And to all you haters on here do you not realize that this kind of production to produce this review is very tiresome and food consuming for this poor hard working young man??
his mother and father "if he even claims him" are very very proud of their beloved little boy here.
hell they probably celebrated his return to the finding bigfoot review board with a couple of dozen WHITE CASTLE SLIDERS cuase man them thing make you burp ?pukrburp when you eat that many ,
they were both probably holding his cue cards for him so he did not forget anything.
For some odd reason I'm inclined to think Henry is a Democrat.
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ReplyDeleteOMG Henry, you are so hot. I want to have sex with you!
ReplyDeleteReview:
ReplyDelete"Hi guys, I'm fat, mmmmmmkay, bye!"
What exactly is Henry B May's day job? How does he support his collecting habit?
ReplyDeleteGubment,gubment, and free gubment cheeeeez!
ReplyDeleteLet me rate Finding Bigfoot so far: -0.. Public awareness turned to rampant youtube hoax videos.
ReplyDeleteUm. Okay.
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