Angel DNA confirms the existence of Bigfoot [TazerBigfoot]
Michael Merchant agrees with Dr. Ketchum! He writes: "My public support for the recent report of Angel DNA found in Bigfoot DNA samples; which also *confirmed* (according to sources), that Bigfoot is human. And now needs our protection. Because it's human. "
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ReplyDeleteI bet that made your day :)
DeleteLol SN! Good one.
DeleteI'm not always firsty, but when I am I like to go out and buy myself something nice.
DeleteStay firsty my friends.
Anon 4:58, that was funny.
DeleteRob Skiba, The comming Deception.
Deleteon you-tube ---- will blow your mind!
Best ever. This guy gives the whole story with the ancient gods.
No Micheal, no Aliens. Fallen Angels.
Was very Funny, your the best!
Deletethe devil's onion ring...
ReplyDeleteI have been to Areas 1-50 but I havent been granted access to area 51. All the other areas have beings that build UP to the ANGEL DNA sequences, but not including the Angel DNA sequences. So I was disappointed in that, but not as disappointed as I am in Ketchums access to Angel DNA. I should have been given access before her. I cant tell you how upset I am at this.
ReplyDeleteYou clowned her for stick figures & braided horse hair WTF???!
ReplyDeleteHa! He sure does believe! Somebody has been reading the comments. I think I heard the COT making a vid in the background.
ReplyDeleteLove the fade out.
DeleteAs long as he agrees.
ReplyDeleteWhat he meant to say is Ketchum is Looney toons
ReplyDeleteKetchum's not loopers. She's just an idiot.
DeleteLets see. On one hand we have a lady who spent five years cracking one of the most diffacult and mysteryous legends of our genrartion using one of the newest and toughest scientic tools, and on the other, we have a couple anona assholes on line making comments.
DeleteAsk yourself, who is ------ The Idiot?
Um, Ketchum. Because she's a charlitan who masquerades as a scientist while presenting her religious views as fact.
DeleteOh, and you're a retard.
mICHEAL, HOW YOU DO'IN bUD.
DeleteMicheal, come on dude, nobody else uses the word charlitan except you. :)
DeleteI'm not Micheal. And which Micheal are you talking about?
DeleteIF and big IF Ketchum truly believes the unknown NU-DNA is from angels, then that is her right and you have no right to call her out on it. She did not add this to her report, she kept religion out of it.
DeleteBut no one even knows if this is her stance or not.
Don't worry, most geeks writing here are talking out of their rear ends utterly uninformed on how science operates. Basically, their condition is a combination of jealousy and shame oh and fear probably that Ketchum's correct. And she is you can bet on that the rest is just lame babble here, it takes the time it takes to finish and agree upon with all parts involved but now it's finally dawning. Even on the kooky trolls.
DeleteWow, you dickheads are really trying to milk this whole “DNA paper” for all it's worth. Firstly, Tzieth I am allowed to call a liar a liar and don't you ever fucking forget it you stupid sack of shit. If you present fiction as fact you've earned your critics. Secondly, Anon 11:52 you're been talking pretty hard but I'm not seeing any papers, or results, or DNA sequences, or reproducible experiments. All I'm seeing from Ketchum is hot air which is all you have to offer too. Degenerate retards such as yourself talk shit incessantly but never deliver. When this whole hoax unravels catastrophically you’d better kill yourself dude. You've got no dignity left, but if you had any sense of shame you would snuff it.
Deletestfu troll it's way past over for you sillies.
DeleteNow you want to be down? Eat shit dude!
ReplyDeleteIt was my understanding that Dr. Ketchum's report stated that the DNA was unknown, not angel dna.
ReplyDeleteWe will be having live chat in the chat room on the forum at 10pm EST tonight. (12/25/12)
By the way, I wonder what people will think if Dr. Sykes results are the same? ( I am not talking about the word angel here but unknown.)
What up Blondie? Im assuming they call it angel DNA because it is an unknown strand of DNA. It also has something to do with Ketchum beibg nuts.
DeleteI still havent figured out why this is a big deal. Hasnt this been in peer review for a long time?
Hi Broski
DeleteUnknown DNA does not equate to angel DNA for me,that's all.
I will still consider all theories and it's not a big deal for me because once you see one you know they are real. ;)
I'll be glad when we see studies published including Sykes which I suspect will be a few years.
I want to feel Michael Merchant's cock (his chicken of truth).
ReplyDeleteYou're questionably straight.
DeleteThis whole episode is looney tunes from Igor to sno-sucker....i tell ya what.What's next? Kitten farts and sunshine genes?
ReplyDeleteDr. Melbum Ketcha is an angel. Her hair looks like angel hair pasta. I wish I cuuld unzip her genes.
ReplyDelete-POD
(short for tripod)
hahahahaha! +1
Deleteits deep end time but I'm not going
ReplyDeleteNot even if your boyfriend holds your hand while listening to Rush?
DeleteRush Rulz.
Is this cat for real ? The Ketchum release was very interesting until they threw in this Angel dna stuff, and now you have Mr. fruit loops here talking about shape shifters and underground bases, no wonder people dont believe in the big guy. This dude is nuttier than squirrel poop .
ReplyDeleteHE'S JOKING YOU ASS CLOWN!
DeleteI believe in Letters from the Big Guy.....
DeleteI agree. Snowwalker is a a jackass. Not funny at all. I bet he makes these vids and sits up all thinking.....why do a shame myself this way, why can't i stop?
DeleteLmao....tatataaa teamgayzers
^^^^
Deleteinsanely jealous
Michael Merchant is a sad man. Shawn is sad for alowing his posts. Oh well it won't matter in a few days it will go mainstream and they will both slip into obscurity. So excited they are both going away!
DeletePlus 1,000. ;-)
DeleteKeep all the news channels at hand ladies and gentlemen, it is indeed not far from now.
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ReplyDeleteWTF !...I really hope this was a little comedic relief after all the stress you have been under lately.
The Ironing is delicious.....
ReplyDeleteThe IRONY isn't bad either.
DeleteNOW THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE^!
DeleteJesus, the people on this site are stupid.
DeleteUm... You're on this site, so you may be on to something.
DeleteIs this Dr. Ketchum who says she has discovered "angel DNA" the same lunatic who claims to have been raped by a bigfoot and who insists that bigfoot has been braiding the manes of her horses?
ReplyDeleteYes, she is truly one of the greatest thinkers of her generation and not at all a fruit loop of any kind
DeleteI don't recall Melba being the one claiming to be raped by a bigfoot. I think that was an unconfirmed RL rumor.
DeleteDid Ketchum ever say herself that she was raped by a sasquatch? I thought someone else just "reported" that "fact"...?
DeleteI think it was Lindsay who claimed that Ketchum may have been fucked by a sasquatch.
DeleteCongratulatons!
DeleteToday's Golden Idiot Award goes to Coconut Coyote, for the stupidest post of the day!
Congratulations Coco Coyote for being such a supreme idiot, so as to be awarded the coveted Golden Idiot!
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Round of applause please!!!
Let's hear it for the idiots, and our top idiot of the day, Coconut Coyote!
I thank you for your time.
Jimmy, you might want to tone it down a notch. There's no need to write an entire page.
DeleteJimmy is another fruitcake by the looks
DeleteMelba's toaste
DeleteModerate the hate.
DeleteModerate your mom dick-licker!
DeleteSo rude and so bitter.
Delete^^^^
DeleteSo gay and pathetic
That you are yeah. ^
Deletedoes anyone remember the movie legend of boggy creek?
ReplyDeleteNo, because no one here is 90 years old.
DeleteIt's been uploaded to YouTube by some nice person :) Abominable is cool too!
Deletea new vid by taterholes
ReplyDeletePeople, can we stop all this bickering and focus on what's really important: Amazon Eve's little buddy. I swear it's like you people spend more time arguing then you do masturbating and that's not how the internet is supposed to be used.
ReplyDeleteMerchant has finally gone over the edge and lost it
ReplyDeleteFinally? Surely this is just episode 117.
DeleteI want that large tree to fall on him.
ReplyDeleteI sense some hostility.
DeletePsuedo-intellectual assholes are still assholes.
Delete^^^^
DeleteUnable to detect sarcasm. Takes out his frustration on random people.
When was the bigfoot research community hijacked by screwball religious zealots attempting to disprove the theory of evolution?
ReplyDeleteI know all the crazies seem to be out in force today
DeleteMan who believes in magic ape criticizes others for believing in magic man the the sky.
DeleteHypocrisy much?
When did he become magic? I might believe there is a spiecies of ape unknown to science but I sure as hell don't think he has any magic powers!
DeleteAs you just pointed out, RL, evolution is a THEORY.
DeleteCongratulations!
You will be recognized as one of our lesser idiots!
If you will step over to the dais, Mayor McCheese, when he arrives, will award you your free McCheese sandwich, for your polished performance today as one of the lesser idiots!
It's all due to your 6:09 post! That's all it took to qualify you!
Congratulations to you, RL, for your expert demonstration of Lesser Idiocy!
Enjoy your sandwich!
Applause for RL please!
I thank you for your time.
I'm glad you asked that question Anon 6:25.
DeleteSasquatch isn't real, but if he was he would have to be magic because real apes are visible to the naked eye and can be photographed clearly.
Jimmy Joe evolution is fact, in science it's called a theory it doesn't mean that it's just an idea floated out there it means it is widely regarded as proven fact. The intelligent design theory however is creationalists miss understanding the use of the word theory in science as intelligent design can not be proved
DeleteMagic apes ? LMFAO No, just a hominin already protected by authorities and administered by park officials.
DeleteEvery since the Scientific community started trying to hijack the religious community about 100 years ago.
ReplyDeleteWhat, in the fuck, are you talking about?
DeleteHe's another loony toons
DeleteCareful, 6:27/Timmy, you are skating dangerously close to qualifying as a lesser idiot!
DeleteIf you happen to be hungry, keep going, because McCheese will have a surprise for you!!
Patty is clearly a man in a suit, because I can see muscles, tendons, bones, and I am super darn sure that monkey suits are made with muscles, tendons, and bones.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, I'm a professional skeptic, so I'm ultra bright.
Stand back folks, us skeptics will blind you with our brilliance!
She blinded me with science.
DeleteYou're got too many chromosomes for your own good
DeleteActually I think it's, "he's missing a " is the proper assessment ;)
DeleteDid you know that Thomas Dolby's wife actress Kathleen Beller has huge boobs?
DeleteAcceptance speech:
ReplyDeleteHello everyone,
On behalf of the blog, Mayor McCheese, and Jimmy Joe Johnson, I would like to thank you all for recognizing me for my stupendous idiocy. You have all been so generous to me!
I am truly humbled to be chosen for today's Golden Idiot Award.
[Thuderous applause.]
I am so proud to be an idiot. It wasn't easy getting here. I had to do so many idiot things to reach this staggering height, you have no idea. I have nearly attained the pinnacle of idiocy. I only need to be a little more idiotic and I will fulfill my life's desire.
I hope that you will all encourage me to be even more idiotic in coming days, so that I can earn your vote for the ultimate crown, Lord of the Idiots.
I want to thank you all for recognizing my expertise in the Art of Idiocy, which some call colloquially, The Art of Being and Idiot. I am truly an expert, and can only look pityingly upon you lesser idiots.
[Some threatening boos from lesser idiots among the crowd.]
But do not be discouraged, my friends! For you lesser idiots may soon attain the levels of my huge idiocy! Yes! Others here may soon be nominated for the Golden Idiot Award! Prepare yourselves, my friends!
After all, though I may be an expert, we all know, I am not the only idiot here!
[Thundering applause. Coyote waves his hands, smiling, asking for calm amongst his devoted brethren.]
Now hear me, ye idiots! In the coming days and weeks of this campaign for the office of the highest idiot in the land, I will endeavor to meet--nay--exceed your expectations as the greatest idiot of them all!
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I ask for your vote!!!
[Deafening applause, as the heroic Coconut Coyote leaves the stage, pumping his fists into the air.]
Ya'll need's to relax
Deletenow that was a creative master piece.
DeleteAbsolutly brilliant.
Genious I tell ya.
Hey, your no Idiot. Give that award back to McCheese, or Looney or anaonymous!!!!!!
Oh ya, it's all the same guy anyway!
DeleteNothing worse than a Long winded idiot
DeleteDunno in the huge idiot stakes I think Leon wins by a mile
DeleteThis one would be a good chose^^^^^^^
DeleteVery funny and he hit the nail: the Ketchum project is for, and tied into, the paranormal faction of our little community.
ReplyDeleteThe crackpot faction who love fairy tales
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