Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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ReplyDeleteNot even going to watch this. Other humans wouldn't go to these lengths to save someone, you think a savage man-ape will? LOL, unbelievable...
Plus Bigfoota aren't real, so this story is fake from the get go.
Megaphone Man
You know you watched it. Lien bastard!
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DeleteI lied, I know Bigfoot is real. Why else would I waste my time posting on this blog. Sometimes I just need a little attention.
Plus I don't really own a megaphone.
Megaphone Man
That's right just another brainless troll.
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DeleteI need some heavy duty anal probing.
My vibrating butt plug was stolen by Tontar and I didn't even have time to clean it,so the joke is on him.
Wait a minute,I guess it wouldn't matter if it was clean or not.
Oh well,you win some and you lose some.
Megaphone Man
The Real Megaphone Man^^^^
Deletedon't be too hasty. the same thing happened too me, sort of. i was out taking a little walk in the woods and stopped to take a rock out of my shoe.. i was sitting there rubbing my foot, when this bigfoot came by he grabbed me by the shirt collar and drug me about twenty miles to this old abandoned trappers cabin. t was a long hike back, especialy with one shoe. Damn stupid critter.
DeletePS....I forgot to mention some details that should remove any doubts that this is a true story. once at the cabin BF pooped all around it. then he did this infra sound thing that scambled my brain. all i could hear was MK's voice droning on and on in my head. If i had a gun we would have our body now. All the way back, with one shoe and Davis' voice in ,my head, someone or something was throwing rocks at me. Soon after the rock throwing stopped, i killed a snake and ate it to give me the strength to go on.
DeleteI believe you man,I believe you.
DeleteAS well you should. After all this type of behavior is well documented.
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ReplyDeleteGreat so where is the sheriffs report the article and how about an interview with the hiker.
You really think the Sheriff's gonna pull out that file for you? They like to keep this sort of thing hush-hush.
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DeleteYeah and there's the problem you get these bona fidey stories but the alleged researcher appears to make no attempt to check up on the paper trail that might at least give some indication that the event even happened.
Lol, I love the shirt.
ReplyDeleteHis shirt is great. But what is better is that he looks like he could be the father of Chum Lee from Pawn Stars.
DeleteHis shirt is great. But what is better is that he looks like he could be the father of Chum Lee from Pawn Stars.
DeleteI am so tired of everyone thinking that these sightings are in Placerville, this one was in Auburn, holy moly people use your maps. No where near.
ReplyDeleteSounds well documented. Good posting. How else does one explain this other than sasquatch?
ReplyDelete#looneytoons approved
ReplyDeleteF*co u ... You looney bastard!!!
DeleteA little sensitive today? Must be that time of the month.
Deleteshirley you cannot be serious!
ReplyDeleteI am serious and don't call me Shirley.
ReplyDelete13:43 of butchering the English language....priceless.
ReplyDeleteJim has no teeth.
Deletefuckin tweekers!
ReplyDeleteYea,fuckin tweakers!
DeleteLol...proper t-shirt on the first witness.
ReplyDeletea pugent smell?
ReplyDeletewhat are these guys smoking?
Skunk weed!
DeleteNext up on Finding Bigfoot, we share the hippie lettuce with Sasquatch himself
ReplyDeleteLove that shirt-Toca Boll open till 4:20 am. If you are going to tell a story about Bigfoot, that shirt isnt going to hep your cause. People are such fuckin slobs! Cant you look a little decent for this? You dont own a collared shirt from the Gap and some toiletry items to look decent?
ReplyDeleteWay too funny.
ReplyDeleteHard to believe anything said by someone wearing a 4:20 shirt.
ReplyDeleteGuy couldve been trippin balls. who knows
Those guys post on this blog all the time. Don is Mayor McCheese and Jim is Herb Gardener.
ReplyDeleteThat Jimmy has got it going on. I thought I was scewed up individual.. He makes me look like the Bomb. But yes I to believe in Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteSomething smells unsquatchy
ReplyDeleteThis could make excellent parody - I thought I was watching an Onion production w/ the Toca Boll!
ReplyDeleteThought Shirley guy was joking until I saw his youtube page.
BULLSHIT, they dont live in the ground if they do then why the hell do they build nests up in trees and on the ground?
ReplyDeleteFor decoys,duhhh.
DeleteBelieve it or not but Don and Jim are MIT Grads.
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