This Is Awesome: I Was Bigfoot's Love Slave! Custom Cover

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The Weekly World News stopped publishing back in 2007. Their covers featured fictional stories like "Dentist uses UFO metal in patient's tooth" and Bat Boy, the half-bat-half-human child found in a cave. One of the most famous covers featured a story about a lumberjack who claimed he was kidnapped by an amorous lady Bigfoot who kept him as her love slave.

You too can now be part of the Weekly World News. Their website is now selling "I Was Bigfoot's Love Slave!" custom covers.

Put yourself in the Weekly World News! This hilarious customizable cover lets everyone know how close you and Bigfoot really are! Upon ordering, you will be contacted to send us a photograph of your choosing to feature on the indicated space. You will be sent proofs until we get your final approval to insure that it is exactly as you want it!The Cover comes framed, perfect for hanging on a wall at home or in the office. Also makes a great personal gift for the WWN or Bigfoot fan in your life!
Check out their GIFT shop if you're interested.

Here's the  "I Was Bigfoot's Love Slave!" lumberjack story:

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Comments

  1. AnonymousSaturday, October 13, 2012 at 4:08:00 PM PDT

    Long live Bat Boy!!!!

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  2. AnonymousSaturday, October 13, 2012 at 4:12:00 PM PDT

    you mean all those stories were made up? Damn!!!!!

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  3. AnonymousSaturday, October 13, 2012 at 4:26:00 PM PDT

    Bat Boy forever!

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  4. AnonymousSaturday, October 13, 2012 at 5:01:00 PM PDT

    In a fight, Bat Boy would gut Bigfoot like a cuban refugee in Scarface

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  5. UnknownSaturday, October 13, 2012 at 7:27:00 PM PDT

    that's almost as funny as this:

    http://bigfootforums.com/index.php?/topic/34188-what-if-all-bigfoots-are-dead-ghosts-spirits/

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  6. AnonymousSunday, October 14, 2012 at 6:55:00 AM PDT

    lmao Batboy cock blocked Bigfoot

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  7. AnonymousSunday, October 14, 2012 at 10:07:00 AM PDT

    BATBOY? WHERE IS HE NOW?

    Batboy after graduating from
    Antioch with a major in Philosophy and minor in Renaissance Art, is now a Hollywood
    Consultant for such movies as Blade, Twilight, etc.
    earning a 6 figure salary annually.

    He is married to the former Rush Limbaugh Space Alien Baby. Avid Spelunkers, they live quietly in Palm Springs California. They have no Children and no interest in Bigfoot.

    ReplyDelete
  8. AnonymousSunday, October 14, 2012 at 6:54:00 PM PDT

    We don't need no stinken tabloids, we got the Bigfoot Evidence Blog!

    ReplyDelete
  9. AnonymousTuesday, May 21, 2013 at 9:51:00 PM PDT

    Input recorders and keyloggers
    are used for. Here are the advantages of the Internet is full
    of both danger and predator. KeyDemon also took key logging
    to the next level and actually meet with their online" friend", no matter how unsafe that may be used to steal
    personal information, and use that information for committing
    fraud. Especially teens hate the idea of their parents
    knowing what they are doing online.

    ReplyDelete

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