Sierra Kills Driver Speaks On Camera About What Happened


Justin Smeja and his friend, "The Driver" said they were out bear hunting in October 2010 near Haskel Peak.  Little did they know that it was going to be the hunting trip that will change their lives. When they pulled up to a dead end on a dirt road, they saw something that "didn't look right". They had no idea that what Justin would be shooting were Bigfoots. Watch how the driver describes the event:

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    1. Shooting an unclassified ape from a truck window with a high powered rifle and getting excited about bullet impact does not make you a hero. It makes you a cold-blooded, psychotic murderer. This was not for sustenance or self-preservation this was blood lust. And it was illegal - they had no tag for what they shot and said in interview they knew it was not a bear.

      Befriending people of this sort to "get the scoop" well that just makes you a fame/money whore, and nothing to be proud of.

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    2. ^ Do you have a Bigfoot tag you dumb ass?
      Think about it this way,if Smejas story is true then there will be proof of Bigfoot.So in essence he did the right thing unless you like all this 'Bigfoot is fake,no Bigfoot is real' bullshit.
      Open your mind and let the shit fall out.

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    3. Anon 7:05, compared to the people out there hunting BFs with full intent and careful calculation what Justin did seems a little less psychotic. You see, they didn't set out to kill one or more BF. They the set out to hunt bear and what transpired was in the heat of the moment (according to their account). Killing the young one may tell a different story, but we weren't there. Justin now admits what he did was wrong and feels remorse. Those currently hunting BF with the intent of killing one for fame and fortune (they claim its for science) are embraced by many in the field of footers , yet you all bang on the guy who did it spontaneously. Justin's mistake was not keeping the body of the young one. Had he done that we'd likely be having a more constructive conversation about a possible new species of which another specimen wouldn't be needed.

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    4. It's a great story, and I'm inclined to think it really happened. But without real proof, it will always just be a tall tale. The DNA stuff doesn't seem to be panning out... do they have something more significant that is being withheld? The way they are still hyping this story tells me they must have something more. Otherwise, well, there are a bunch of "I shot bigfoot" stories floating around, and they don't have proof either.

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    5. Exactly. the driver is as big a dumbass as the this Smegma guy. What a fucking tool. "You don't waste time trying to figure out what your shooting at you just pull the trigger?" Really?!?!That's the first thing you learn about hunting is to make sure of your target and if it's not what your hunting you don't shoot. I think these guys are full of shit and if their not, then I hope they go back to the area and some big ass male bigfoot pops out of the wood, bends them over a tree and makes them his bitch. You both truly deserve that at least.

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    6. anon 7:05 what you said...thanks

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    7. You know what, I'd agree 100% with that normally (that the driver and Justin are idiots like most gunslingers out there) if it weren't for the fact I'm starting to think this whole thing is one big publicity stunt to further Ro's career and no shooting really happened. On the one hand, you have Tazer guy SWP always going on about the body in a box fix, yet here someone nearly did just that and he claims he's doubting it - yet as I understand it he's a Tazer guy closely associated with this whole film thing of Ro's. Well, I'm beginning to doubt it too especially since draining the video colors is not a cool effect thing to do anymore.

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    8. Its ALL BULLSHIT, Bigfoot does not exist imbeciles.

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    9. I believed in Bigfoot until Justin killed it.

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    10. the whole thing pisses me off,but them just going out killing freaking bear or should i say poaching them is bullshit to.there should be a law protecting bear from hunting.there one of north americas great and largest animal left.deer sure because they're in abundance. matt

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    11. The proof that Bigfoot exists is proven daily by the imbecile trolls.

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  2. Ridiculous... they keep changing their stories they all hoaxers and liars all of them. anyone who believes these two rednecks shot bigfoots need to see a psychiatrist....granted I haven't even taken the time to even watch the video yet because I'm doing some reverse psychology on the coming scummy no-life trolls...now I'll watch it

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    1. you sure showed those trolls!

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    2. Oh please... Spare us from your idiot psychology! Go get a real job moron!

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    3. You haven't been watching but you have it all figured out. Way to go!

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    4. Well some reputable researchers had him take a polygraph which he passed with a 98.7% truth. So they will be doing a documentry about the ordeal, Had he failed they were not gonna make the Doc. The examiner also said, My feelings are Justin is telling the truth, From dealing with many peope and many liars he isnt one. So take it for what its worth, I believe it is true. It has been 2 yrs if this was a publicity stunt, whatever they were looking to provide publicity for would have come out by now. These reaserchers which includes Team Tazer Bigfoot plan to release the Doc in 2013

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  3. Right on! It was worth the wait!!

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  4. WELL I GUESS I NEED TO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST..CUZ I DEF BELIEV THEM 100%..

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  5. damn. i wonder if the other bigfoot's around saw and can recognize those guys, if they we're every to go back

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    1. I've heard Scott Nelson talk about being somewhere not too far from this area after the shootings, and he said there were no BF to be found there at the time of his post-shootings visit. I think he was implying that he thought the shootings had driven the remaining family members from the area. Sounds like there might not be anybody left to threaten Smeja if he were to return to that spot.

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  6. damn. i wonder if the other bigfoot's around saw and can recognize those guys, if they we're every to go back

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    1. That's why shooters are always reluctant to return they've seen exactly what these beings are fairly up-close, that they're not dumb animals they needn't fear so if this really took place these two Bubbas now know Bigfoots aren't nonhuman apes.

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  7. Not really sure why I believe this guy but I really do. He doesnt want any fame from this so why would he lie....

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  8. Awesome Ro! Thanks for sharing, this whole thing is getting crazier and crazier especially with what happened with you guys and Bart getting possible thermal footage. Really glad to see you guys teamed up and formed your Sierras group.good luck and can't wait for results and documentary!

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  9. no shit.. i often wonder if justin should be should be concernedfor HIS safety when returning to sierra kills site! lol

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  10. OMG GUYS! This is definitely authentic! The driver proves it!!! He wouldnt lie about it. It sounds just like the one I saw. OMG THAT MEANS WE HAVE PROOF!


    *FAINTS*

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    1. Don't worry buddy. They cant prove Bob H was in the swuite. 100% I'd give you my chubby, if I had one.

      We has prufe now. 100% and Bob H cant do anything about it!! neener neeener neeeeeener.

      Mulder, can we cuddle?

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    2. No way,I'm spooning with Mulder now bitch.
      I gots to gets mines.

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  11. Shit man. This is gonna blow up the internet and crash this site. CRAZY bastard. I hope for THEIR sake it's all a big, sick joke.

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    1. Right, if it's a joke they'll have to find good reasons why they took part in the act. Lately we've had that Mohammed movie too where the actors later claimed no responsibility for.

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  12. No you're right, people don't lie so this must be true. Pass the kool aid.

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    1. And he didn't do the interview to gain any notoriety. He was subpoenaed to do it.

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    2. It's on the internet! It has to be true!

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  13. No Driver, it's pretty fn sickening.

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    1. Damn right. But it's probably all a big joke.

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  14. great work Ro! Looking forward to seeing the entire documentary.

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    1. Bad film work actually unless he can correct the colors.

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  15. Bob H is a liar. He 100% wasnt in the swuite. Its been 100% proven !00% times. I wet my bed. Twice.

    Bob H definitely wasnt Patty. My babe Patty. My dear dear Patty. !00 percent Bob H cannot fit into that beautiful hunk of sasmanach pie. Ive fantasized, errr fixated, errr Bob H 100% outright stole what was left of my crack supply errrr wait. I mean Bobs H errr

    !00%!!!!!!

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  16. Methamphetamine and hunting go together like shit and strawberry shortcake

    - Officer Lahey

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  17. These hillbilly clowns' stories change all the time. First the fat redneck Smegma claimed it was a bear. Meanwhile, judging by the recreation, the supposed bigfoot was 100 yards away waving his arms and the douchebag still put a shot in it. Why? Poaching perhaps?? Then the drunk douchebag killed a baby on top of that after, in his mind, knowing what he just shot wasn't a bear. What a fucking obese coward of a dick! Oh yeah, and they aren't in it for the money. Right! Except they're selling their stories for a "Sierra Kills" documentary. Bunch of fucking asshole hillybilly poachers looking to cash in now. Smegma is everywhere nowadays trying to cash in on something he can't even prove to begin with. He's in a truck and is afraid of something 100 yards away?? Gimme' a break. Something does NOT smell right and its not the spare tire around Smegma's gut or all the fast-food stuck in his cousin kissin' beard. Bunch of cocksuckers.

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    1. You make me wish smeja came everytime he pulled that trigger, he's the man your mother wishes she had. Get a life

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    2. Justin Smeja is an American hero!!!!

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    3. Justin Smeja and Driver are American heroes!!!!!!!!!!

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    4. Being a dick or a poacher or even a murderer doesn't mean the whole thing didn't happen. Even when the story changes, it MAKES SENSE why he is changing it, and why he lied to begin with. Remember what an insane and unusual situation this would have been for these guys. Pretty convincing stuff from them so far, even if they seem like hicks or whatever...

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    5. I love how the zeros involved in this scam post as anons here praising themselves. LOL

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  18. I guess you believe the story then? Funny you just sound like a loser scumbag and not one of those forest people fuck clowns. What a turd you are i hope you piss all over yourself tonight you loser

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    1. Wtf? forest people fuck clowns???

      I'll have to remember that!

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    2. Wow.. Just wow. That's some anger .

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    3. They call them Juggalos.
      Damn Ass Clown Fuckers

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    4. That's so great. You guys kill me. That's funny shit right there son.

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  19. This guy and Smeja are quite the twisted pair. If I recall I remember Smeja saying this guy was a vet and had been in combat and how upset he was that Smeja was going to shoot which I now question after his "It was pretty F-ing cool" comment and a few othr things. Hunting ( using the term very lightly) from the road in vehicles and just shooting anything that moves. Classic douchbags.

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    1. Also at that range with binoculars and I am assuming a scope on the rifle there should have been no doubt what you are looking at.

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    2. So Anon 12:25, you don't think it's a possibility that a vet who has seen combat could have complicated responses to all of this? Or that this vet -- a young man, and therefore not necessarily a wise one -- might've had the exact response Smeja reports he had, but seeing all the "vomments" people here (and elsewhere) vomit up, might've been concerned he'd been portrayed as being too "soft", and therefore wanted to present a slightly different picture of himself in this interview? Smeja's reports that his friend tried to keep him from shooting, but that he shot anyway, do not do honor to Smeja (and Smeja seems well aware of this). But still, Smeja tells this story on himself, this story that he closed his ears to good advice. Smeja's willingness to own up to the fact that he DID close his ears -- and that he now regards that as a big, big mistake -- tells me that Smeja was telling the truth about his friend's response.

      It's not a great idea to make horrible pronouncements about anybody's soul or character. Those pronouncements paralyze people and cause them to change and distort their stories, in the hope that they can somehow change or "soften" the pronouncements. And then, guess what? You won't get the truth.

      If you're really interested in the truth about something, don't demonize the only person from whose lips that truth can come -- because you'll either delay the revealing of that truth you want so much, or squash it altogether.

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    3. ^+1,000,000,000,000,000! Thank you!

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    4. The driver may be turning out to be as big a hotshot as Smeja was at the time but at least both now seem certain these weren't apes, same thing Patterson felt facing Patty, and indeed many other witnesses have noticed a humanlike quality and demeanor coming from the beings.

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  20. WOOOOOW!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF DISGRUNTLED HATERS!!!

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  21. I thought they said the baby rolled down a hill and ended up at his feet after being shot. The scene they showed in the recreation doesn't have enough hill for anything to roll down.

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  22. Forget the question: What kind of species is the Bigfoot? The real question is: What kind of species are we?! Put a rifle in the hands of people like these and what do they become; mindless, heartless, unthinking, uncaring? They 're simply killers; worse, they're murderers! A human-like creature nears them imploring them not to shoot, and they not only shoot, but call the results "awesome!" Then, they shoot one of the children! They're psychopaths!

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    1. Well put, 4:30. It defies explanation.

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    2. Justin Smeja and Driver are American heroes!!!

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    3. It never ceases to amaze me how many people have been in that exact same situation before. You were all there right? Well then tell us your story of what went down.

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    4. I agree 4:30. These guys have the minds of killers. He reveled in the rippling effect of the death blow? Thought it was cool to watch? What a sicko.

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    5. ...and supposing their story was true and, supposing that it turned out to actually be another hunter (human) that they shot: would they have notified the authorities? Or would there be a family out there struggling to find out what happened to their loved one, while these guys take the answer to the grave with them?

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    6. Definitely murderous sickos!!

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    7. Shut up Colorado Angler. Maybe you should be on a fishing blog instead?

      Idiot.

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    8. It's sick when we look back in retrospect, not having been there, but in the moment I'm sure there was a lot going through their heads, and an element of fear as well. We've been told time and time again that he regrets it now. He's not a complete monster, he just reacted instinctively in a highly unusual situation.

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    9. Says a lot about the not yet fully grown up mindset of those trolls calling these two scumbags heroes. Maybe they were drunk or high when they shot, normal rational behavior you certainly can't call it it's just bloodlust. If they've changed their outlook and presuming it took place, fine for the better, if not they're scumbags. We have seeded a nation here of armed and dangerous maniacs behaving like infants clinging to their lollies, now we have inner-forest drive-by shootings too.

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    10. Prokill, I'm not a hard guy to find - could be rather fun trying to see you shut me up. But I doubt you venture far from the double-wide very often, unless it's to get some more beer, or to poach some wildlife, eh?

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  23. I'll be watching the doc. when it is released and thank s to Ro for doing this.The problem I have with this whole thing is the driver seems to have been less bothered by shooting than Justin insinuated he was by far and the obvious question who the hell kills two Bigfoots and doesn't keep the small one's body?
    I won't judge these guys or what happened because I wasn't there in that situation but I do know if I was planning on hunting and found out they were going the same day I would change my plans pretty fuckin' fast and go another day.
    What was actually shot that day I don't know but I do know shooting something because it doesn't belong there or isn't right is a piss poor decision to make in the woods.

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  24. Nice work as always, Ro. I miss the subtlty of the one on one interview style that everyone else ssems to have forgotten. Sometimes quiet is absolutely necessary to tell a story. -- d3w177

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  25. Well done Ro. I'm diggin it.

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    1. Are you the caps lock guy that keeps saying I should be banned?

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    2. Herb,Herb let it go dude.

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    3. Yeah fuck it,it don't matter anyway.

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    4. In one ear and out the other brother.

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    5. OP here, No Herb, I'm one the posters who defended you :) Smoke one for me!

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    6. I was showing my appreciation to Ro for a job well done and my frustration at such a short video!

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  27. Wow, well if a driver says it, it's got to be true.

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  28. Hoaxing pays and it will get you laid.

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  29. Take the driver to guantanamo and waterboard him..then u will finally get the true story of what really happened out there with these two clowns...

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  30. No self respecting hunter shoots so you don't go home empty handed.

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  31. How come he didn't ask him about the freezer?

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  32. Smeja, the man who shot two bigfoots dead... and still has no proof it exists. That's got to be embarrassing.

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  33. Why are there so many people saying these guys are lying and that they are psychos?

    Nobody knows for sure what they would have done if they'd been in either of these guys' shoes. You can all talk shit and say this and that about Justin but the truth is most of us would have pulled the trigger. I know I would have. Not because I'm a psychotic Bigfoot killer! But because I'm sure the amount of adrenaline pumping through my veins and fear of what could easily kill me and my partner both.

    I believe both of them.
    Thanks Ro!
    Thanks Justin!
    Thanks Driver!

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    1. Smeja/Driver for president 2012!!!

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    2. prokill we know these guys are lying because bigfoot doesnt exist. its that simple.

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    3. HAHAHA, you know that how dipshit ? Because we have noooo boooodyyy, eh? Neither do you to speak of, fat dumbo.

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    4. Hardly a surprise that the dumbest poster here believes the phoniest story yet.

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  34. hahahaha 'foot community got trolled.

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  35. i know these guys are lying but im still looking forward to this documentary, i will file it under "comedy"

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  36. We'll know if they're telling the truth in the next couple of months and it will be nice to put this behind us one way or the other.

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    1. What's supposed to happen in the next couple of months? And please don't say DNA results. You can safely put it behind you now.

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  37. Right on, great work Ro! I also think it's great that you and Bart have teamed up and have made this incident and location your focus.

    It was pretty obvious to me anyway that before you became involved heavily with this Sierra incident that both shawn and you were non-believers.
    Looks like a a passed polygraph, activity on site and then Bart getting some footage at same time you saw silohs of these things has changed that (a birdy told me)! welcome to the bleevers side.

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    1. Sad to see Bart camping his time with hoaxers but as the saying goes, maybe it takes one to know one.

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    2. Why is it sad. Hoaxer or misguided fool. What is the difference?

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    3. You guys are in the minority on that one when it comes to Bart. I for oneam grateful I have someone i trust personally going to give us some answers you ketchum lovers

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    4. Anon 12:57 or sharon L, you know bart'snot into fat bitches right? Give it up

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  38. They don't strike me as Hill Billy's they strike me as liberal hippies that probably planned this for years. Has anyone checked their backgrounds to find how long they have been "hunters"?

    "To go home with nothing, We do it all the time."

    These guys are Killers, not hunters. A hunter harvests animals to keep a healthy population, feed their own family or to donate to a Soup Kitchen for the homeless.

    I suspect these kids are not country people but Californian kids that worked up this story for a few years to "one up" the Blair Witch project.

    Like killers that get busted years into the investigation, I'm sure they will be found out.

    So they were eager to shoot the Deer or Wild Turkey - to go home with something?

    But they didn't take the body home.

    Or did they fear for their lives?

    Story is always changing.

    Pathological liars, I say.

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    1. Your a fucking liar as their story hasn't changed at all. Its igorant trash like you that needs to be spoon fed details that claim their story has changed without providing one true example... Not one! You probably don't even do your own fucking. Am I right?

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    2. You're right.Your mama does all the work.Thanks for asking though.

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  39. One other thing, how can you always go home with nothing on a hunting trip and (the Kicker) you have Guns?

    lol

    Right there folks, they are liars.

    Now, tell me that you are still hunting or stalk hunting and I may believe you.

    They probably get that wrong too, "we were stalking whitetail deer in our pick up truck with our Bows at the ready."

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  40. Smegma never shot a bigfoot.

    Meanwhile, over at jref there's some great Bill Munn's bashing going on.

    And over at bff, Mulder's off his fucking meds again and accuses anyone who disagrees with him of being a skeptic.

    To properly use the term skeptic and apply critical thinking to bigfoot would be a waste of critical thought.

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  41. I bet it was awesome seeing that 25.06 leave ripples and waves upon entrance. Nice way to.pump you up, bigtime!!!

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  42. Its all made up for movie one day. Melba doesnt exsist. The cats outa the bag meow

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  43. Its all made up for movie one day. Melba doesnt exsist. The cats outa the bag meow

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  44. Follow the money (Shawn Evidence, Ro, Smeja).

    Unless there is unequivocal proof that this really happened, which there isn't yet (period), this story has only made money and fame for a few, but hasn't yielded anything except the second most compelling BF story ever (of course, PG being #1).

    This being proof of anything means nothing. Shawn Evidence should live up to his name and with those involved provide "beyond a shadow of a doubt" evidence.

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  45. Where's the money? and fame?? I getting a name in the bigfoot world fame to you? then you're a fucking jackoff, that would explain that shallow thinking.

    I doubt Ro's going to make much from his documentary even though it looks like it will be really cool. No these guys have lost money (maybe shawn is ok from site)doing what you only wish you could be doing you fucking lousy tool

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  46. amazes me why people think money would be an issue with some of these guys? how are any of these guys other then shawn with a blog getting a revenue stream from bigfooting? must cost them a fortune for gas, supplies, equip to get out as much as they do.

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  47. Bigfoot is not real, they will never find proof of a non existent creature,no fossil evidence suggests a large primate has ever lived In any of these bigfoot locations.No creature dead or alive has ever been found, nothing to go on, dodgy stories and hoaxes kept alive by people making money out of it, like bigfoot hunters and such like.

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  48. At this stage in the game, he DID do the right thing. The major mistake that was made was leaving the bodies. First of all, people want to complain that bigfoot isn't real, and then get upset when someone shoots one. How can anyone get into any trouble for shooting an animal that does not exist? Some of us know it exists, but these guys didn't. If you did not know better you would think you were looking at a monster. Shooting the thing is not as bad as some of you are making it out to be.

    I don't like to see anything killed, and I stopped hunting a long time ago due to this very reason, but as I said, you cannot get mad at someone for shooting an animal that most people do not believe to exist. And I bet some of you who are whining are those same types of people who withhold evidence, charge other people for bigfoot expeditions, and do the plethora of other dishonest and UNSCIENTIFIC activities that we see in this field. Yet you are the ones who want to complain about integrity?

    Encountering a beast like a sasquatch when you don't know they really exist is frightening I'm sure. Adrenaline kicks in, and you are acting more on instinct to an extent. Wanting to kill something that large and scary looking, and they are scary looking, because I've seen one, is understandable. The sheer size alone is frightening.

    It is easy for some to say they would not have shot. But when you are a hunter, you think a bit differently. You accept that you are going to take life away from other animals. A sasquatch is NOT a person, despite what anyone says. They are not h.s.s., and therefore this is not considered murder in the sense we are used to. There are no laws established that are geared toward the sasquatch, excluding a few places.

    Watching the interviews of this guy, I can tell what kind of person he is. I am very adept and skilled in reading people, and I was surprised to see that this guy was not the monster people were making him out to be. I get sick of people from the city thinking they know anything about the woods because they go squatching or camping on the weekends.

    Shooting an animal is not that big of a deal when you grow up among hunters, and I know this for a fact. The vast majority of hunters do not like to kill things, and this guy does not seem to be an exception. He was placed in a strange and unique position, and he made a decision. I applaud him for this, because it seems not many others would have had the balls to make the same call. Others are content to not make a call at all, and just let things go. Other people, especially hunters, are the type of men who take initiative and make decisions. Making a tough decision, even when wrong, is respectable.

    So no one should second guess this guy because they weren't there. He did not immediately shoot the thing like he would have done a bear. He hesitated about 5 seconds, which is a lifetime considering it takes less than a second to pull the trigger. I imagine those 5 seconds were instinct mostly, with a bit or quick reasoning. And I can understand the brain saying MONSTER, shoot it. As I said, the only mistake was not retrieving the bodies, providing a type specimen for science. And there is no way he would have been prosecuted for shooting an animal that doesn't exist. There would have been a handful of attorneys who would have stepped up for free had the body been provided to prove the existence of sasquatch.

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  49. Bigfoot does not exist people!!!!! That lame ass dude on animal plant is full of it. How long does he say he's been researching Bigfoot? And still hasn't seen one for himself personally. I don't know how they are able to bring back that stupid show. Ugh. Idiots.

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