Pennsylvania Bigfoot Hunter Claims Bigfoot Vandalized His Winnebago
A Pennsylvania Bigfoot hunter named John Reed, recently filled out a police report claiming he was a victim of a Bigfoot attack. Reed told police the incident started last month and happened over the course of several days while his 1973 Winnebago motor home got its windows smashed out and taillights with a bombardment of rocks.
According to the TheSmokingGun:
The purported sasquatch attack on John Reed's vehicle is being investigated by state troopers, who issued a press release describing the vandalism suspect as "very large, brown in color, and walks somewhat hunched over." Reed, investigators added, was unable to describe whether the attacker "was hairy."Reed posted this Facebook message in September 11 about the incident, "ROCKS THROWN THROUGH THE DOG HOUSE WINDOW......VANDELISM?? OR SQUATCH ATTACK?!!!!!!!!"
Reed, 39, told probers that he spotted the Bigfoot while driving near his home in Lykens, a borough in Dauphin County. After turning on the RV's exterior lights, Reed claimed, the ape-like creature began throwing rocks at the Winnebago (apparently in an effort to avoid discovery, troopers concluded).
The Winnebago is pictured below:
Reed's police report:
[via TheSmokingGun]
PA BIGFOOT FTW!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's obviously lying.
ReplyDeleteLikely story.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a Dick Ryder RV insurance scam in the making.
ReplyDeleteLmao!!
DeleteThat's what happens when a bigfoot researcher goes over the edge. Can't find 'em, better make 'em up.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least he doesn't look like your stereotypical redneck, overweight, baseball cap wearing bigfoot hunter.
ReplyDeleteUm, that's an airial shot.
DeleteLooks like the kinda guy who could use some sasquatch art.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
DeleteI vocalized with Bigfoot once, but lost him on the 4th note.
ReplyDeleteBwang... ... [Twang-di]
Bwing... ... ... ... [Twaaoo-ii]
Dum Dim Deem Doo - Dee!
Twum Tweem Twee!
D-d-d-Dih-Duhh
T-t-t-tih-Tih
D-d-d-Dih-Duhh
T-tw-t-tih-Tih
D-d-d-Dih-Duhh
Twwww-tih-Tih
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T-Teetom teetom teetom tom tooo
B-deedom deedom deedom dom doooo
T-Teetom teetom teetom tom tooo
da-da-dee doodle dent do down..
ta-tee toodle tent..
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T-Teetom teetom teetom tom tooo
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Yeeeee Haw!
Looks like Uncle Carls brother.
ReplyDeleteCarl Olinselot!!!
DeleteThere is no bigfoot in Pennsylvania. Only Sandusky victims.
ReplyDeleteBUT O YES THERE ARE......Many
DeleteO' No there isn't. Unless you want to prove it 100% to the world. Ah hold on you can't.
DeleteWhat's with the close up pic? Kind of odd.
ReplyDeletebetter than the picture of his turnip he sent in.
DeleteMoral of the story -
ReplyDeleteDon't fuck with my '73 Winnebago
Who's High Pitch?
ReplyDeleteHoward Stern's small penis!!
ReplyDeleteA Cubs hat? Maybe it was the Billy Goat who threw the stones...or Steve Bartman...
ReplyDeleteLMFAO, dumbest insurance scam I've ever heard of.
ReplyDeleteSo what are the cops gonna do? Arrest the Bigfoot? Take his fingerprints? Take a mugshot? Throw him into the pokey? Order him to go to anger management classes? Fine him? (How does a Bigfoot pay up? In leaves?)Will the Bigfoot's wife bail him out? Will he have to make a court appearance?
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