How Chewbacca's Voice Was Really Created [Humor]

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They say Chewbacca's voice was from a mixture of animal recordings such as walruses, lions, camels, bears, rabbits, tigers and badgers. The individual recordings were mixed at different ratios for Chewbacca's different utterances. But after seeing how it's really done, we're not so sure if any of that is true anymore.

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  1. The Knowers Best FanMonday, October 15, 2012 at 1:43:00 PM PDT

    And all this time I thought it came from The Knower getting Taterholed.

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  2. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 1:44:00 PM PDT

    I bent my wookie

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  3. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 1:52:00 PM PDT

    The Knower here

    Yes I know Bigfoot IS real. You want the reason I'm in this at all? Because we could, you know like the dog. Same reason any other faker will give you, we fooled you for awhile that's all;)

    We HAD a suit yes but plans got railroaded and ultimately abandoned. Do you really think we'd advertize this months ahead? No we WANTED a bomb here and it blew up before I could control it, hence the conflicting comments lately by trolls and impostors:(

    I'm no technical wizard but personally I thought the result resembled Patty, it's partly on grounds of business betrayal we've parted company with our initial suitmakers.



    Best Wishes
    The Knower

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    1. Tim PeelerMonday, October 15, 2012 at 1:54:00 PM PDT

      Now that's the TRUTH!!

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    2. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 1:59:00 PM PDT

      And I thought Chewey was a genuine Dogman, ahhhh.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 2:05:00 PM PDT

      The Real Knower Here,

      I've barely posted on this site, only 2 see that 90% of the posts that say "knower" were not written by me, but by several clever trolls.

      Don't take anything they say seriosely. Yes, the suit will come to light WITHIN a 2 week period. And yes, the paper is finished. And yes, i've spoken with an insider regarding Area x.

      Gonna go back to lurking. I'ts a bit hard to give out free info i've learned on a site where almost every poster is talking about anal sex all day.

      It's been great guys.

      And any posts from now on that say "the knower" no matter how well written, are simply not by me, but by trolls just making up shite and saying "the knower" at the end.

      Pro Tip: Bigfoot is real.

      Yours Faithfully in Footin,
      The True Knower.

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    4. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 2:38:00 PM PDT

      The (real) Knower here

      The paper is now only 3 weeks away but Ketchum is running for cover over the coming Shitstorm thats about to take place.

      Best Wishes
      The Knower/Sally

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    5. AnonymousTuesday, October 16, 2012 at 11:24:00 AM PDT

      LMFAO

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  4. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 2:00:00 PM PDT

    Where is the most unusual place you've ever made wookie?

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    1. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 2:08:00 PM PDT

      In the cargo bay of an Imperial Cruiser.

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    2. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 2:22:00 PM PDT

      And I was going to say the taterhole.
      Thanks for the sassy glassy pendant,that will fit perfect in the Knowers taterhole for his training!

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    3. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 2:25:00 PM PDT

      Absolutely! Thanks again for playing.

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    4. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 3:12:00 PM PDT

      On your momma.

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    5. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 3:18:00 PM PDT

      Taterhole,taterhole was the answer.
      Can you not read?

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  5. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 2:04:00 PM PDT

    well this certainly helps the search for bigfoot, good work

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  6. Jellybean SmurfMonday, October 15, 2012 at 2:18:00 PM PDT

    This is so sad--it sounds just like Mucklegrunt's dying words...

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  7. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 2:57:00 PM PDT

    Musky Tatergrunt

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  8. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 4:01:00 PM PDT

    I wonder if Wookie females shave their female parts?
    That would look a little weird,don't ya think?

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  9. AnonymousMonday, October 15, 2012 at 4:55:00 PM PDT

    You gonna eat your tots?

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