Here's The Guy Who Told Police His Motor Home Was Vandalized By Bigfoot [Video]
A Pennsylvania Bigfoot tracker named John Reed recently filed a police report accusing Bigfoot of vandalizing his 1973 Dodge Winnebago. According to Reed, after seeing the creature walk past his mobile home window, it began attacking his vehicle, breaking windows and damaging his tail lights. Reed claims the recent sighting is the third time he has had contact with the creature.
That's Stank Ape, I'd know his dumb ass from anyone.
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DeleteObama voter......
ReplyDeleteLOL that goober has teapublican written all over his forehead (and misspelled as usual)
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ReplyDeleteWe call those guys "Whiskey Tonic" which is a nice way of saying "WHITETRASH"
ReplyDeleteHe was to much for this blog.
ReplyDeleteHe was to vulgar.
He was to nice.
He needed time.
He needed to change.
He did change but it wasn't enough.
He didn't like the new him.
He has returned to his original self.
HE is coming back.
too much
Deletetoo nice
fuck it, I can't be bothered.
more like a BigMac tracker. This guy looks like he hasn't missed a meal in 40 years
ReplyDeleteHe's probably looking for the insurance payout on that piece of crap
ReplyDeleteAt least this guys not Phil ...oh wait....Phil????
DeleteI can't imagine the value of a forty year old RV would be much.
Delete3 bags of Doritos! Not to be sniffed at.
DeleteThat guy looks just like most of the dickheads that post here myself not included.
ReplyDeleteIt is probably Stank.
Those presenters should be sacked. That is no way to introduce a story about a crime.
ReplyDeleteIt had beatiful hair
ReplyDeleteI said GIT! GIT!
DeleteNo matter if the news crew believes in Bigfoot or not, i feel they should present themselves more professionally while giving their story on the air.. Most news anchors always make it into a joke, and even if it is a joke to them, this man believes. So the news people should not treat it as a joke while reporting the news.
ReplyDeleteI agree, at the very least it is a crime story, vandalism. It is also possibly a dangerous animal story. There is no reason to treat a witness and a victim of crime with such contempt.
DeleteWhy not? The mainstream media has treated the American public with contempt for years.
DeleteTime to come clean. I feel horrible about this! I actually called this guy and told him that there was a twinkie hidden somewhere in his trailer. In his effort to find it, he got a little carried away and accidentally trashed it. You can understand his embarrassment... hence his 'Bigfoot did it!' story.
ReplyDeleteAgain, I feel horrible and I promise to never (ever!) phone a morbidly obese person claiming to have hidden a twinkie in his/her trailer-o-love.
Isn't that pretty racist to call a motor home a Winnedago? You'd think the wops would be up in arms about that sort of disgusting language.
ReplyDeletewops, Hah!! like it.
DeleteReed gave chase...wait for it...(No, not on foot as I found that too incredulous) BUT, in his truck. :)
ReplyDeleteSo he drove both his RV and Truck, or his....?
Yep. Only a Bigfoot could have broken those windows like that. (rolls eyes)
ReplyDeleteI call BS... he has a girlfriend? No way.
ReplyDeleteLOL Best point that I've seen
DeletePublicity stunt. This guy really knows zilch, based on what he recommended (stupidity). It's just another example of some yahoo making all the folks in this field look like idiots.
ReplyDeletemmmh! methinks you're doing a good job of that yourself, without help.
DeleteThis guy is a Juggalo and uses a penis pump!
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Deletedo you think it's just coincidence that the 3 times he had contact with the bigfoot he happened to be high as a fucking kite?
ReplyDeleteLSD will do that to you.
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