FB/FB Releases Video That Explains Why We Are Descendants of The Creature In The Patterson-Gimlin Film


This video by FB/FB pushes the notion that humans are the descendants of Sasquatch. Our ancestors, through competition in North America, became strategically smarter and evolved into a larger human-shaped ape. According to FB/FB, Patty from the Patterson-Gimlin is proof of this theory.

The learn more, check out "You are Sasquatch" by Barnes, Anderson and Noel on Amazon.com or watch the the video below:



The Patterson Gimlin Film. This is a compilation of the best digitalizations and research since the film was taken October 20th, 1967. The images were so unbelievable that it was greeted with fascination but not accepted because it did not fit with the current versions of mans' development. The advent of the social network, and many fantastic fossil and genetic discoveries since 1967, now show that the images make perfect and complete sense. "Patty" shows us what a Sasquatch looks like. Pendulous breasts, long spine, human-shaped arms, legs, feet and hands, slope to back, heavy brow, sloping forehead, pads on the bottom of the feet and a mid-tarsal hinge that causes a rise and fall to the step. The conclusion is obvious and unmistakable. Sasquatch expand throughout North America, competing as individuals for territory causing extreme intelligence and size. All humans are descended from this strategically smarter and larger human-shaped ape. If you are interested in the complete explanation please read "You are Sasquatch" by Barnes, Anderson and Noel"

Comments

  1. I swear,these jokers are ignorant.
    They just pick out some ugly dudes with big heads and voila,we are Bigfoot!

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  2. FB/FB is correct...we are all decended from large,hairy,pendulous titties.

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    1. I likes to suck dem dar hairy ass titties!

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    2. someone has been impersonating me in these forums...most likely Ricky D.

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  3. No matter what these FB/FB Assholes do or how many times they fuck up and piss people off they always seem to get that little buy our book bit in there.
    No you can't see our amazing thermals but buy our book,Sorry you got hoaxed but buy our book.
    Idiots.

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  4. Talk about going off the deep end . .. wow. This guy at FBFB has a serious case of bigfoot envy. So much so that he wants to be one, or at least be connected to them in some way. He makes some pretty wild conclusions, all based on sketchy assumptions. Has anyone ever met this guy in person? Is he a total loon?

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    1. Many people have met him. His nsme is Jon Foss. He is the principle in Foss Swim schools. He was an amateur enthusiast and had a falling out with MM. Word behind closed doors is that he got the attention of the wrong somebody in the wrong place and they set their spin doctors loose on him all set to discredit him except that the first incident they looked into turned out to be a couple of kids that hoaxed FBFB. They dug a little deeper and found multiple hoaxed videos that FBFB vouched for including the marble mountain footage which is in fact Jon Foss himself. At that point the decision was to rein in the spin doctors and let FBFB say what they wanted with the hopes that they would get further and further out there with their theories, in short, no need to discredit anyone who does a better job discrediting themselves. They a do a very, very good job at making sure main stream americans driven to their site by the television show Finding Bigfoot continue to believe that bigfoot and followers of the phenomenon are nothing more than fringe folklore and conspiracy theorists, anyone with higher education and cognitive ability are simply mistaken and jaded by the circumstances of the moment.

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    2. Musky 'Taterhole' Allen.^^^

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    3. ^Indeed. M. mt. is next to pgf the only real bigfoot moving in free space video we can confirm 100% genuine.

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    4. @anon 12:15

      He is saying that M.mt is fake and you FBFB idiots are the ones who hoaxed it.

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  5. Congratulations, you foottards have now surpassed organized religion as the biggest pack of bullshit spewing idiots that have ever existed. You need to enroll at an accredited university in your area to receive a proper education in biology and human history, pronto. All this effort to not only defend but canonize a cheesy hoax is pathetic beyond measure. It would be more logical to believe in all that ancient alien malarkey than this tripe. Get an education, please, I implore you. Reality may bite but this blows.

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    1. Hey idiot Libtard, you know darwin died a Christian and denonced his own therory.

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    2. yes jesus...go back to space now with gob

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    3. I was probed by an alien once... And I liked it

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    4. That "Darwin died a christian and denounced his own theory" stuff is a tired old myth. He died a theist, but not a Christian, and he never converted at his deathbed either.... and he stuck to the principles of natural selection until the end (because he was correct)

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    5. Hill Billy, not trying to be a dick but I believe the term you were searching for in your post is Deist, not Theist. Like the founding fathers of the U.S. , Darwin was a Deist, belief in God but no particular religion. They actually believe that the God of all religions is the same God. That's where we get that whole freedom of religion concept our country was founded on. Sad how we have digressed to the point of hate again. Organized religion leads to death. Deism leads to understanding of each other.

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    6. Uses a penis pump and never cleans it.^

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    7. This blog's become Troll Hell. Incidentally, there's actually a town called Hell in Norway and troll of course is originally a Norwegian word.

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  6. Both of these champions are of European descent, how does that fit his N.American concept?

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    1. They stowed away on the Nina.Pinta and Santa Maria.Duh.

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    2. Just read our book "You ARE Sasquatch"
      FB/FB

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    3. It doesn't. The freakiest looking of these two he presents above actually presents all of the signs of gigantism. There is probably a small brain tumor pressing on his pituitary gland which has resulted in his size and morphology. This is pretty obvious, compare his picture with those of Andre the giant. He may be skinnier, but the height and structure of the face are the same.

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  7. It's funny some complain camera people never approach a supposed creature, yet when Roger Patterson repeatedly approached the creature and provided a long piece of film footage, some still complain about the film. Skeptic types will forever be wanting to have their cake and eat it too. It's the standard mental state of the traditional skeptic. They must have both, which is an unreasonable position which by its nature discounts all evidence.

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  8. I wonder why Charles Darwin randomly trusts any "accredited university"; that's awfully naive. Since some scientists are hoaxers, fabricators, liars, it's ridiculous that Darwin is blindly trusting a generic science education at whatever university. What brainwash twaddle. Maybe it's Timmy wearing a Darwin suit.

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    1. Yeah dem sceintists dont know nothin. Bigfoots is real. Goin to a univarsity is fer morons. God made us not no Derwin feller. I like you Mr 2;31 yous rite. Dem collage boys dont no only Fox news and the bible can edumacate you rite. But you shouldnt be using bad words like twaddle to describ a womans lady parts it aint propre.

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    2. And the real Stank Ape shows how smart he really is.^

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  9. isnt this guy just a pool attendant or something like that,but after watching a few possible real bf videos and authenticating a whole bunch of hoax and misidentification videos he suddenly has discovered the origins of mankind....what a bunch of arse

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  10. We are all descendents of Bob H?

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  11. FB/FB are a bunch of fucking idiots. They belong in the same stinking pile of bullshit as Dyer and Ketchum.

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    1. I think you'll have to eat those words on Ketchum later, SN. Are you willing to apologize then? ;)

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    2. LMFAO.....MEBLA CATCHEM IS A JOKE.....

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    3. SN DO YOU HAVE A HARD ON FOR DIRE? THATS ALL YOU TALK ABOUT!

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  12. My friend asked why didnt you show a picture of a Black Wrestler/Fighter?

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    1. Bigfoot is racist. Like those dogs that just can't help but want to eat black folks.

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    2. Because man devolved from sasquatch in North America. Blacks are from Africa. To find out more read "You Are Sasquatch"
      Skeptics will have NO answer for this.
      FB/FB
      burp.
      sniff.

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  13. Patty was a guy in a suit. Patty didn't have pendulous breasts. That's how Roger described them, that's how he drew them, but that's not how he built them.

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    1. hahrrr..suck them titties

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    2. Bullcrap for the gullible. Patty was exactly like bigfoots look - exactly - which is because she was one as neither technically nor humanly a suit was possible. Nor is it today.

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    3. someone has been impersonating me in these forums...most likely Ricky D.

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  14. Google Maurice Tillet. A wrestler from the 1950s. Looks way more like a neanderthal than either of these two and without steroids.

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    1. Once again, he was a documented case of Gigantism resulting from a tumor pressing on his pituitary gland. He didn't get the height because he was a full grown man when the tumor started to affect him, but the facial morphology is there.

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  15. Those big hairy ass titties!!!! LMFAO......

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  16. The pic of Valuev with the "neanderthal like" forehead is photoshopped. You can find side by side of the original and this one shown on google.

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