Want to find out if you are descended from Neanderthals or Denisovans?


National Geographic and IBM started a groundbreaking anthropological study called the Genographic Project back in 2005 with the goal of mapping the path of human migration. Over the years, they have collected over half a million samples from regular people that wanted to participate in the study and learn about their ancestry. In the past few years though, there have been some great studies regarding the Neanderthals and Denisovans and science has continued to advance. To incorporate these changes into the Genographic Project, they have recently released the test kit Geno 2.0. According to National Geographic, for the low price of $199.95 you will:

From shop.nationalgeographic.com:

  • Discover the migration paths your ancient ancestors followed hundreds—even thousands—of years ago, with an unprecedented view of your ancestral journey.
  • Learn what percentage of your genome is affiliated with specific regions of the world.
  • Find out if you have Neanderthal or Denisovan ancestry.
  • Have the opportunity to share your story and connect with other Genographic Project participants, helping us fill in the gaps in the human story.


Learn more about the Genographic Project here: genographic.nationalgeographic.com

Comments

  1. I submitted a sample a few years ago and I would really recommend it. It´s interesting and fun and the database is updated all the time.

    JN
    Sweden

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  2. Could not care less where I came from but I'm worried where we are going.

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    1. To know your future you must learn your past.

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    2. Have had bet with husband he is high percent Neandertal since early 80's .... He is paying! Based on ADHD no cavities (rarely brushes!) extremely strong although short and toes that can grip. Lol. Any bets? I think over 4 percent. They should pay us for his DNA. Also his family from Neandertal Valley. Immigrated in late 1800's. He is definitely different than most. Super mind. Extremely smart right brain music and math. Cares not for aesthetics or fashion. Just saying

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  3. Anybody have a bigfoot sample to send in and freak them out?

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    1. Unknownus hominidii or Gigantohoaxus fasanoensis?

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    2. Your going to have to read the book

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    3. Is there a test to find out if we descended from sasquatch or dogman?

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    4. Sasquatch ascended from modern humans.

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  4. Looks like we don't need Melba Ketchum, just get $200 and send in some of Smeja's bigfoot steak!

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  5. Bipto here - During operation pareidolia in Hoaxlahoma we observed numerous bush monkeys in their native habitatation.

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    1. Weren't you the one that got caught giving blow jobs to every dude in Hoaxlahoma?
      Just asking so don't take it to personal.

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    2. No, only to the bush monkeys.

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    3. I thank you for your complete and honest answer.
      You are a Gentlemen amongst bush monkey blow jobbers.

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    4. It's the least I can do, considering the fact that they totally expose themselves to me.

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    5. One more question are their weiners circumcised or unclipped?
      The reason I ask is if they are circumcised they are more modern than we think.
      Again,I'm not prying just trying to write an article on the Bigfoots weiners.
      Also are they different sizes ie length,circumference,you know,things of that nature.
      Thanks in advance.

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    6. I think you should contact Loren Coleman

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  6. HRPoopnchute here - I have been fortunate enough to see a video of a Bigfoot picking another Bigfoot's nose and then eating the boogers. It was amazing and now I'm a 100% bleeber. You can't see the video though because it's a super secret video and all of the best videos are kept private because, um, well, we just don't want to show them to you.

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  7. Here's a must-see; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bsjJzG-vEE&feature=related
    Gotta warn you though, not for the faint of heart. Especially when the attack begins in the beginning where the cavemen are attacked by the bigfoots.
    Wild

    Thank me later

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    1. It's just the movie, "Quest For Fire" folks. Best part was Rae Dawn Chong nekkid. Otherwise, it's pretty boring.

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  8. Call me Desdenova, eternal light
    These gravely digs of mine
    Will surely prove a sight
    And don't forget my dog, fixed and consequent.

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