TheSquatchMaster Explains His Fake Bigfoot Photographs


Back in June, TheSquatchMaster released two photographs of Bigfoot that he allegedly discovered hiding under a wooden bridge on a deserted road. The images didn't fool anyone however. All he did was took photographs of a gorilla at a zoo and expected everyone to believe it was a Sasquatch.

Many of his YouTube followers felt offended by the stunt and unsubscribed in droves. One commenter wrote the following:

It is obvious you have serious social problems and it is obvious that you don't fit into any crowd as they laugh at you and not with you, but the worst part about it is that you do not admit it to yourself due to some sort of sick self-preservation. You are a joke and it is so sad that you were allowed to procreate and continue the lowest form of human gene found at the bottom of the gene pool.. - gypjet

Fortunately, YouTube user MrBigfootagent managed to save the video and republished after it was taken down. Left with no excuse for trying to pass off gorilla photos as Bigfoot photographs, TheSquatchMaster now claims that the animal in the photograph was used a "decoy" and that the real evidence is "locked away" somewhere. He wrote the following response two days ago:

Unlike Jim Davis and Tom Biscardi that travel the country in search of Bigfoot hoaxing and con others into believing their fake stories(Georgia Bigfoot Hoax) I don't hoax. These images here are of our research on southern Ohio in the Wayne National Forest.These animals here were our decoys and yes it did work..the evidence we found is locked away and has not been shown.Only these were shown at the time because Mr.Davis& Mr.Biscardi attempted to bribe us to appear in his fake documentary videos - TheSquatchmaster

Here's the video republished by MrBigfootagent:


Anaylsis of SquatchMaster's Promise Kept Video. It is a HOAX, this is a Gorilla! Does he expect us to believe this is a Sasquatch? He said they found it under a wooden bridge. Does he expect us to believe he climbed in there WITH the squatch and took it's picture while it longingly looked out across Southern Ohio? Does Squatchy have any credibility left? Final anaylisis: Patterson has created a hoax along with his long time mentor! Video made by Jeffery Patterson AKA The Squatchmaster.Here is what he says about his work "These videos are of my experiences investigating the creature called Bigfoot. All of these are exactly as I recorded them,I have added nothing and I make no claims as to what they are or are not. I only present what I am finding. Some may be Bigfoot related and others may simply be of human origin. That is where I ask for your help in deciding. I am just the photographer most of the time.The opinions here are of what I believe could be Sasquatch related and I am in no way trying to prove the existence of such a creature. The only true way to judge weather the Bigfoot does exist is to actually go out and experience it for yourself. I can say this for a fact..you must experience them for your self to truly understand them." From his site........
Really????

- MrBigfootagent

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    1. Why indeed. Have a look at his latest clip on Youtube-tree knocks and day watchers-. At 0:17 ''Jeff I'm hittin'' can clearly be heard and then all of a sudden a knock followed by ''Oh did the camera pick that up''. No wild animal no matter how intelligent knows someone by their first name and tells them what they are going to do in ENGLISH. His explanation is he hears his name being called all the time out in the woods. This clip , in my opinion of course, copper fastens his rep as a hoaxer.

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  2. I think this post is interesting cause it gives a bit of an insight into hoaxing and the mind of a hoaxer (and why we are prone to getting fooled). We all like to think of others as pretty genuine and honest. Someone swears blind that they are telling the truth and we want to believe.

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  3. Looney toons!!!! A perfect example of the average footer is displayed in this article . Freaks man, wow!

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    1. And don't try and act like it isn't true. Just look at the lying pieces of shit in this field who always resort to: "coming soon", "be patient", "its top secret", "good things come to those who wait" in order to stay relevant when truly they have nothing!

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    2. @4:25
      Also sounds like the lying ass who's pretending to have found the P/G suit.

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    3. Looneytoons is an example of a below average footer but a footer nonetheless.

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  4. Sounds like something HRKookoopuffs would say.

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    1. HRPuffnstuff is indeed a kook. Moreso as of late. He is claiming to have video of 2 squatches grooming eachother, but he aint allowed to show it. And dont question him. Just shut up and accept it. if not you get called a troll. He also threatens skeptics with banning or anyone who questions melbas sincerity(she has 1 post on bff, therefore is a "member"

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    2. No wonder folks are leavin BFF in droves. With mods like that..

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    3. The grooming video was made by Todd Standing.

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    4. I heard that HP was "in on it". Who knows. Everyones hoaxing these days.

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    5. Hrpuffnstuff is a big fat doody head.

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  5. ain't this the same jack-off that likes to brag all the time about how good he is? he's just another internet loser that thinks he makes a diffrence in the world. note to squatchmaster-baiter grow up and get a job already. so the fuck what. you went to a zoo and that's the best you can do. and i wouldn't put it past mr. saltfork state park man to have his kid dress up like bigfoot or his first wife. tell me have you seen that beast. WOW!!!

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    1. Dr.Krantz: you came back from the grave for this?

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    2. yes, i'm no obama zombie thats for sure. that damn box can get cold at night. burr!!!

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  6. His wife will have to dress up next week..Squatchmaster is wearing the teeth this week

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  7. Go bang yourself, Squatchmaster. Do these tardalongs really expect us to believe this shit? The hoaxers are always out there trying to convince you that they hoaxed, but it was for your own good, or they were the ones being hoaxed, or they accidentally hoaxed. If you expect ANYBODY to believe that, you are amazingly stupid. Your motives are obvious to a newborn pig, you jackass. Next time you try to hoax, don't take pictures that so obviously read captive ape. And espeically don't take a shot when the ape is inside its enclosure at the zoo, stupid. -- d3w177

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    1. i told this guy a year ago on his youutube site,of which im now =banned, that he should seek medical help as its clear he is a sick man. Sadly thats cleary the case. As we saw with another hoaxer who was sadly killed by a truck as he roamed about a hoghway in a ghillie suit. These people will go to any length to get exposure of anykind. fassano,Biscardi,squatchmaster etc...should all be ignored for their own safety.The more exposure they get the more they will be tempted into some ridiculas stunt to remain in bigfoot researchs' radar.

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    2. tired of the hoaxes what something realTuesday, September 11, 2012 at 1:51:00 PM PDT

      dude you are spot on. those dude you mentioned are addicted to the bigfoot best creature captured video. these dudes can't help themselves. and funny thing they all talk shit on each other. and i just ask why. they should be happy that the thing that they love to do has so many others doing the same thing. what the hell is happening to this country.

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  9. Some people need attention, even if it's negative. Sad person.

    Hahaha, keep trying...

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  10. This is what Jeff is saying now? He used a gorilla as a decoy? In what way? A physical decoy to lure a Bigfoot or a decoy to the community for some goofy reason?
    This is not what Jeff originally said. Shortly after he posted this video he claimed he made it as a snub to all the researchers who picked on him. It was Jeff's version of a joke.
    Now his story changes like it always does. What a piece of work.

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    1. Sn,call it as he really is,what a piece of shit.

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  11. I expect psychiatrists are already forming a new syndrome to pin on attention seeking bigfooters who upload almost any old rubbish to keep themselves in the news. It's stupid and unnecessary, and of course by assocation degrades the repuation of researchers with some integrity. Also, following their hype if BF/FB don't come up with something pretty damn good they are going to look silly too. Personally, I think they do some good work, but blemish it with a tendency to accept inconclusive evidence as 100% sasquatch. I can't be the only one becoming increasingly fed up with people hyping up their footage pre-release, and then presenting something limp and pathetic.

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  12. Some people are natural Bigfooters, some people become great bigfooters and SOME people have Bigfooting thrust upon them... that's the difference between.... er... uhhh.. that's why...ummmmm..... a hoax is a hoax is a hoax!

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  13. what isn't a hoax.. aren't they all hoaxes. another example of giving hoaxers a bad name.

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    1. Bad hoaxers giving good hoaxers a bad name.

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    2. Crawl back into your sewer, butt pirate.

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  14. If you are a serious researcher and actually give a damn about Bigfoot whatever they turn out to be or not be than drop the drama and do your job or GTFO.
    This field has gotten so insane,20yrs ago there was none of this so why now.
    I don't mind having fun with this and some humor but this is just gone bass acward to what it should be.
    Find them or forget them but don't fake them.

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  15. As Mulder on the BFF would say : "PROOVE he wasn't using this gorilla as bait, and proove he doesnt have real pics"

    Footers... SMH.

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  16. Show me the hirsute humanimal.

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  17. Ok - like a zoo would "loan" a rare & endangered gorilla to someone so they can release it in the woods to use as bait. Never gonna happen. Pants on fire.

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  18. So both Biscardi and Davis attempted to bribe you, so that's why you posted fake pics? you could have just said no to the documentary. Or yes, and given them the real evidence....lol, you lame excuse is a miserable FAIL.

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  19. Why give him anymore "air time ever"?

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  20. Maybe his psychiatrist can do a better job of explaining the fake bigfoot photographs.

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  21. And now HRP is banned on the BFF. Wonder what's up?

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