Robert Lindsay: Dr. Ketchum's Lab Has Bigfoot DNA From Matilda


The Erickson Project purportedly has footage of a female Sasquatch named Matilda. According to Lindsay's source, not only do they have video of Maltida, they also have her DNA.

From Robert Lindsay's Bigfoot News:

Dr. Melba Ketchum Bigfoot DNA project may have DNA from Matilda the Bigfoot. A source has informed that the successful DNA sample presumptive for Bigfoot gathered at the Crittenden, Kentucky site by the Erickson Project was female. This means that it was either the DNA from Matilda, the teen hottie female Bigfoot at the site, or Matilda’s MILF mother, presumably about 35 years old in human terms. Matilda and her Mom were the only two female Bigfoots present at the site.

Matlida later became pregnant and eventually had a baby Bigfoot. Apparently the Bigfoots left the site after Erickson bought it and actually moved 3 miles away to the homeowner’s new site in order to not miss out on his wife’s great pancake recipe.

Dennis Pfohl and Dr. Leila Hadj-Chikh set up a camera trap in a tree blind over at the new site and managed to get video of a mother Bigfoot and her child. This is apparently a reference to Matilda and her kid. It’s not which male knocked up Matilda, but it probably was not her father, as Bigfoots probably have an incest taboo as most higher mammals do.

It may have been some roving Bigfoot mack daddy who homed in on the hairy nubile teen. It’s also unknown who the juvenile Bigfoot in the Pancake video is. Possibly it is Matilda when she was a young girl Bigfoot.

Comments

  1. or it's possible that this is all made up

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  2. What a bunch of down stream horse piss.

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  3. Wish the MK report would just publish so we can get rid of the bullshit. Its so strung together now, its hard to distinquish what true and what is bullshit.

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    1. When are the Smeja/Cuttino side project results coming out?

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  4. "Apparently the Bigfoots left the site after Erickson bought it and actually moved 3 miles away to the homeowner’s new site in order to not miss out on his wife’s great pancake recipe."

    LOL bigfooting at its finest.

    How about there never was any bigfoots and the homeowners were full of shit?

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    1. yeah, the Kentucky thing sounds like a bust, and the original landowners were hoaxers. That does not mean Erickson and his team are dishonest. I think they tried, and it did not work out. I wish them luck in the future.

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  5. Then they had to move another 3 miles to get their favorite log cabin syrup!

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  6. Cool. Now, where is the FB/FB video and where is the Olympic Project video and where is the Ketchum DNA paper?

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    1. yeah, all you guys keep coming up with all this bullshit, post some proof already. cut all this hush hush crap out, man the fuck up and post it!

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  7. My god. This is like the oldest news ever.

    Lindsay just re-hashes old stories and people are dumb enough to think they are new.

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  8. So Ketchum "may" have Matilda's DNA or to put it another way "may not" have Matilda's DNA. Can a rug test positive for DNA anyway?

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    1. does not matter either way, since everything we heard from the ketchup camp strongly indicates the project is a farce.

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  9. The squatch in the pancake video IS Matilda.

    The fact that RL doesn't know this means his sources are beyond screwed up. This is pretty much common knowledge.

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    1. The secret bigfoot treehouse club!

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    2. If you didn't know this then you probably haven't been paying attention.

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  10. The Big Guy trashed the neighbors house as he growled, no damn eggo waffles on Wednesday!

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  11. Lindsay said Matilda's mom is a milf. Apparently he wants to hit it one time.

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  12. Its so funny how posters speak or write with absolutely no... none... nada qualifiers. They all speak and post here, Shawn, all of them that, Matilda is a factual living creature and pancake videos exist and are mentioned only in passing reference to another BS point. I mean folks, wake the hell up. No proof of Matilda is offered anywhere. No proof of her DNA and there certainly is no proof in the slightest that a damn pancake exists in Crittendon. I have been to that shithole and only found a pastry but...with a good cup of coffee. Now that all said, has anyone ever drove to Melba Ket chum place of business? Does she in fact exist? Well, enough of this... I gotta go cook some kick ass blueberry pancakes to feed to my pet family of albino half bore, half roadrunner cryptics I like to call boreunners.

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    1. facts: Dr. Melba Ketchum is an actual person. Her lab is in Texas and she's been working with many high ranking, trusted Bigfooters for a while now. The matilda and pancake stuff is mostly rumour. The best place for solid info on the Erickson Project is sasquatchthequest.com which is the official website for Erickson's documentary.

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    2. I think Ketchum may exist. I've heard many people talk about seeing her. Apparently hair was collected from a known habituation lab and has been analysed. A journal detailing the analysis is in peer review and will be published when it will be published.

      Oh sasquatchthequest.com hasn't changed or given any news since its been online but it does have a lovely drawing of Chewbacca on the home page so it's worth popping over there just for that.

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    3. they tested the hair of her srotum

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    4. if I had access to a habituation site, I would not take any video or pictures. the correct course of action is to collect hair sample and send them to a cat vet.

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    5. True, Melba "may be a real person"', but there is definitely no such thing as "high ranking, trusted Bigfooters." I used to be a believer, but I came to this sight and lost all hope. If Bigfoot exists, they don't have to worry about being found by these ass clowns and butt pirates.

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  13. Trolls come here because only puff pieces are posted to keep people coming back. There has been no real bigfoot news...ever.

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  14. Anon @ 4:23.......Sasquatchthequest.com has been stagnent for 2 damn years. The Erickson project is absolutely the opposite of "soid info"

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  15. I feel dirty after reading this...seriously, the word choices...

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  16. What hell is a high ranking bigfooter? Damn, you folks not only drink the kool aid but must also need some leadership in your pathetic lives. Can I be your high ranking leader? First order of business is to get you peeps some professional help for your minds.

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    1. Are you pretending to be a skeptic because you think it makes you look like less of an asshole for being obsessed with Bigfoot ?

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    2. That's why they all do it, yes.

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  17. Good ole RL seems more focused on making "Matilda" into some errant teen who got knocked up and that equals taboo or something. WTF? What if it's the way they do things? Who cares anyway? Also, referring to the females the way he does is just obnoxious and stupid. What a dope.

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  18. R.L. Fantisizes about Honey Boo Boo when he masturbates.

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    1. Haaaahaaaa.....ummmm, I mean that is so wrong, how dare you. Honey Boo Boo is a child celebrity and your comment is borderline pedophilia.....heeeheee

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  19. The thought of Matlida walking naked through the woods, 17 years old with a tight body and perky tits makes me want to take to the woods right now. I am now officially declaring myself as a Bigfooter. Pass the Viagra and rubbers, here I come lady bigfeet-ets.

    Horseshack

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    1. Horseshack,

      You are obviously a serious scientist. We need more input from people like you on this site. Thanks, finally a serious response.

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  20. All hoaxes and lies all the time.

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  21. WTF is.RL talking about here? Bro seems like he is considering a career in Bigfoot Erotica novels lately. This mother fer is talking like some Bigfoot took her to IHOP and hit that in a Fiero or something. Jesus.

    Anyway where the fick is all the evidence RL? FBFB pussed out on their release of amazing video, Ketchums date for publish according to RL has come and gone many times over. The Olympic Project BS has been talked about longer than the sequel to Anchorman. Lets not forget Finding Bigfoot the show with the most evidence found that nobody can prove.

    With more people talking and looking now you would think some motha would have found them by now

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    1. Have you always been a nit witted turd burglar or is it something of a recent occurence?

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    2. Anon 6:25 what part of what he said isn't true?

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    3. Wow look at your punk ass behind a Anon name 625. You go ahead and point out where I am wrong or put your mouth back on RL zipper!

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    4. The entire post, block head. Complete drivel. Work on it please. Next time maybe right a rough draft.

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    5. Seriously? You really want me to take my time to write out a rough draft and make sure everything falls in line with MLA standards from my Android when you use great one liners as turd burglar......Go back to your moms basement. We dont want to wake you.

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    6. No not really, it just sounded good at the time. And thanks for not wanting to wake me, thats considerate of you sport.

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    7. Bro seems like he is considering a career in Bigfoot Erotica novels lately

      "Bigfoot Erotica", LOL. Just to prove there ain't no such thing, I'm gonna go google that right now.

      Um...wait... Rule 34...

      never mind...

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  22. now MILF bigfoots.. oh cut me some slack i didn't ride in on a turnip truck...

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  23. Yeah, I think we all know this... very, very old news...

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  24. You dopes. It is common knowledge that Matilda loves guys that offer pancakes for sex.

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  25. Bigfoot Broski...go take a look at Bigfoot Forums and the thread "Operation Persistence". The TBRC and "Bipto" claim they have found a colony of the elusive "wood ape" in OK/AS. It's quite an entertaining read. These are the buffoons who claim they shot at one too but it got away. Doesn't get any better than this.

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    1. It amazes me that all these people claim to have shot one or filmed one or hit one but nobody can prove shit!!!! How do you hit an 8ft tall animal, ape, or person whatever you wanna call it and lose it!!!! I believe theres Squatches out there I just dont believe the majority of these all talk morons.

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  26. Also BB - the thread "The Echo Incident".

    Hysterical.

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  27. Why bother writing anything at all. It isn't funny and makes the site look like a complete joke to people visiting for the first time. Nothing worse than someone that's UNfunny that thinks they really are funny.

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    1. I agree. "Roving bigfoot mack daddy",indeed. Who writes these articles? They are not funny.

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  28. The home owners were actually busted hoaxing if i remember correctly. But dumb Bleevers will still say they were only "part hoaxin, the other stuff is real"

    So erickson site: confirmed hoax.

    Testing hair from erickson site? Testing hoax hairs.

    Ketchums paper will likely be full of hosxes, if not a hoax itself.

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  29. And so with the publication of the Ketchum DNA Study , THE GREAT ANTI-BIGFOOT DNA PROPOGANDA PROJECT has been unleashed. After having spent years in the planning phase, hundreds of anonymous and closed minded individuals are now implimenting a unified attack on a broad front, whose mission statement is to discredit and destroy the Ketchum DNA Study. Sit back and just be entertained by these clowns. Pssst! Bigfoot is very real and there is nothing that you can do to take that away.

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