Pete Wilson For President... Of The BFRO
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| Image Credit: Rictor Riolo |
In the Bigfoot world, one thing we're very proud of is having BFRO President Matt Moneymaker on our side. We love the way Moneymaker shoots down every question skeptics throw at him and that's why we sometimes call him "Machine Gun Matt" (Yes, we call Robert Lindsay a "machine gun" as well due to the hail of hit-or-miss stories he publishes in one article).
Pete Wilson, a member of Virginia Bigfoot Watch, sat down with BillingsNews.com to answer a few questions from the author of the following piece who's a skeptic. We don't know what church of Bigfoot Wilson attends, but he seems to have all the right answers to every question thrown at him. He sorta reminds us of Moneymaker:
Q. Why are no fossils found?
A. Because Sasquatch hunters (and there are beaucoup Bigfoot trackers) are not looking for fossils. Cryptozoologists spend their time in the woods, looking through night vision glasses, taking fuzzy pictures and spooning plaster of Paris into footprints.
Q. The country is full of expert photographers with expensive equipment. Why not hire some to take pictures that aren’t fuzzy?
A. The pictures seen online or in tabloids are taken by pros using top of the line gear. They turn out fuzzy because Bigfoot IS fuzzy.
Q. Why are there no road kills?
A. Sasquatch experts say Bigfoot females are rather dimwitted but make excellent mothers. They teach their kids to look both ways before crossing the road.
Q. Would it be a good idea to shoot one?
A. Big time Bigfoot chasers are divided on this question. Some believe the creature is a species of human and killing one would be murder. More practical researchers say killing just one Bigfoot would prove the critter’s existence and prompt the passage of laws that would save the rest of the population.
Q. Doesn’t a record of tens of thousands of sightings suggest that Chupacabras must really be roaming our woods?
A. No. In the past there have been tens of thousands of sightings of fairies, angels and unicorns. Chupacabras, a vicious but mythical creature haunting Mexican lore, began cropping up in the United States. A number of carcasses were found. All turned out to be raccoons or dogs with mange.
You can read the full article at BillingsNews.com.
Here's Matt Moneymaker speaking to an anthropology class at the College of the Canyons, north of Los Angeles, in late 2009. Watch how he masterfully answers the tough questions:
he int expertatlt answer the 'ifficult questions. take the 'why r th pics fuzzy' - because people normaly se cell phenes.i took a film of a football match 100yars away yesteray. it wasnt fuzzy an cleary showe peope running about no problem . 'an8imls are taken into gint enclosures'-utter shite matt! photographers take pics out on the african pains ,south america,china etc... no problem,not in some giant zoo,lol.unbelievable.try given those answers to university stuents an not 8year ol kis an see how umb he looks. 'an expert' wtf
ReplyDeleteWtf???
Deleteboy, spell check must be broke after two, huh?
ReplyDeleteAlways excuses with the footers.
ReplyDeleteYep, we've heard then all before:
Delete“The soil is too acidic for the bones to fossilize”
“Bigfoot is too sneaky to get caught”
“Bigfoot is too smart to get hit by a car”
“Bigfoot is too constipated leave scat”
“I sear I'll have the money next week, I just need a little more time”
“It happens to all guys sometimes”
Yea, the footers need to stop making excuses for their inability to find Bigfoot, pay their debts, and have an erection. They should probably check out of life.
DeleteAlways the same excuses with the closet bleevers as to why they're here.
Delete"Bigfoot is stupid"
"I'm only obsessed because of the people that still believe"
"People who think Bigfoot may exist are stupid"
"I'd be happy to eat crow if you prove it to me"
The last one never jives with the first three.
Well now you're really grasping for straws dumbass. I have always maintained that whether or not Bigfoot exists (which it doesn't) us “skeptics” will still be in the right because we based our conclusion on logic and credible evidence while you footers based your conclusion of faith. No skeptics are going to be eating crow because we are automatically right by virtue of superior reasoning. And you footers will always be retards by virtue of your sophistry, idiocy, and rampant bullshitting.
DeleteThink of it like a jury trial. If you convict someone with no evidence you are in the wrong, even if they are guilty, because you convicted them without knowing their guilt.
Similarly, if you state that Bigfoot exists when you don't actually know that, then you are in the wrong even if Bigfoot does exist because you stated that you knew something to be true when you really didn't know that.
Are you the guy on JREF with the bad teeth ?
DeleteThat's your daddy, dumbass.
DeleteMatt is your daddy dumbass. When he speaks you come running like you did now.
Delete????
DeleteWho are you talking to?
Yeah anon 1:56, Matt isn't here, what are you talking about?
DeleteFooters are submitting stuff all the time. No idea what birdbrain is talking about? Only thing skeptics provide is criticism . And who's the idiot who said they never leave crap? It's found all the time! Anon 1:24 sounds like one of the dumbest people I've ever heard of. Based on Faith? That's stupid. Faith has nothing to do with it! Until u get your nutsack out in the woods and experience it yourself your credibility goes straight to zero. Way to much out there beyond faith to not believe!
DeleteAutomatically right anon 1:24! What a moron . Just by saying that you sound stupid! Nobody is 100 percent either way that it's real or not. What makes you so logical? Prick Logic? Arrogant logic? You don't know jack what logic is! If your so convinced it's not real then quit wasting your time and ours! I don't understand people like u. We always ask why your are here and you never have a " Logical" reason! So Almighty Logical one what is your Logical answer?
DeleteAnon 10:28 you need to do some research. Fact checker says your wrong on a lot of your uneducated assumptions.
DeleteANYBODY besides Moneymaker for president of the BFRO.
ReplyDeleteYou...
Delete"Sasquatch experts say Bigfoot females are rather dimwitted"...oh yeah, I think this guy needs to be president of the WORLD. What a dumbass.
ReplyDeleteI've seen Moneymaker speaking in front of big crowds. He really engages them and holds their attention.
ReplyDeleteWow,that's pretty cool!! ;)
DeleteAnon 9:19-One can tell from this video he is an exceptional public speaker; not hard to imagine him performing just as well in front of a large crowd as he does here.
DeleteThe only thing accurate about the cartoon picture of MM is the pink backpack. He should be flattered by the artist's unachievable rendition.
ReplyDeleteI have seen some dumb-ass articles on this blog, but this one wins top prize.
ReplyDeleteMatt is like the father most of us never had.
ReplyDeleteOr wanted.
Delete"we?". Is that a royal "we?" I don't share your opioid Shawn. Speak for yourself, it is more honest. If comments are a measure this site seems done.
Deletewait shawn is sharing opioids? dont tell herby g.
DeleteSharing opioids is medically inadvisable............unless you share them with me!
Delete-Johnny Hydrocodone
Rectum Wrecker drew that?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, is he actually a faggot or does he just look exactly like one?
Delete*Matty reads headline but not the article*
ReplyDelete*Matty contacts minion* "Erase this Wilson dude from the BFRO, kill his access to FLATS and other communications."
*Matty posts in the communications trees of the BFRO* This Wilson dude is bad news, overweight, does drugs, beats his dog, he is gone, anyone who I hear has contact with him is gone."
*Minion comes back to Matty* "There is no Pete Wilson in the BFRO."
*Matty sighs in relief* "Good, quick job, now get me a cold one and tell Ping Pong that there is no way I am f'in flying coach anymore. Oh yeah, pick someone at random and boot them saying I heard they were talking with the Wilson dude and were not turning in enough work, time to put a little fear in the masses."