FB/FB's Secret Bigfoot Authentication Video To Be Unveiled Soon


Soon, folks. Soon. Yesterday, Facebook Find Bigfoot announced that there would be "Huge News" today for Bigfoot researchers. It's 4:23pm, and according to the team you'll have to wait and give them some more time because their groundbreaking footage is still being authenticated. Here's the latest Facebook update from FB/FB:

See Adam Bird's quote below (Adam has seen the video) the researchers who took and own the video are going back to the site for exact measurements and a daylight reenactment and have asked us to hold off publishing the authentication video till they are finished "I know we were promised this great video today but jeez people, be patient. The guys who run FB/FB have lives beyond the Sasquatch you know. Give them a break. Just because they intended to get it out today, doesn't mean they should be hounded all day. Maybe we'll get it tomorrow, who knows. You'll enjoy it when you see it. I'm sure. Until then, be patient. Good things come to those that wait."

[via Facebook]

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  1. soon you say? now where have I heard that before?...........

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    1. For this reason alone they should have made it their poragative to have it out when they said they would have it out.

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    2. Oo oo I know I know its Ketchum am I right?

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    3. The guy running FB/FB does have another life, it's Jon Foss of Foss Swim Schools. I am actually disappointed, I thought these guys were actual scientists or something, not speedo wearing wanna-be's

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  2. Can't deliver the goods, postponement of what was promised? Classic qualities of a hoax.

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    1. No, it's how science works.

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    2. In practicing science, one wouldn't announce the discovery until it was verified.

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    3. Anon 5:15 is correct.

      When cults take over countries, like the khmer rouge in Cambodia, the 1st group of citizens killed are scientists because those are the folk who can confirm the opiate content of the Kool-aid the 'freed' masses receive.

      I hear more and more sentiment about the 'evils' of science - in this forum, in this community, and on the web. So sure - wipe out the scientists in the next big revolution Comrade. Then see how well your computers and PDAs operate on Brawndo. If it wasn't for science, there would be nothing to discuss here, no here to discuss it on, and no means to show how ignorant you are 5:11.

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    4. ^Yes, most hoaxes have similar classic signs.

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    5. Wonderful counter statement 7:38. Well thought out and intelligently put. Concise.

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  3. Still being authenticated?!? As if they never post anything phony due to their rigorous vetting process. Gimme a break. Just post it and let the "researchers" decide if its authentic or not.

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    1. Still being authenticated?

      i thought the video was the best ever..so whats to authenticate.. at best im sure its a blob squatch....

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  4. Is the video actually in that box that came out of that vault ? It's gotta be good !

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  5. If the video was any good it wouldn't need authenticating. #looneytoons

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    1. That was my thought as well. The next one was, who is going to authenticate it? Did the FB/FB go to some secret classes so they could authenticate any Sasquatch video? Where does a person sign up for such things?
      I think if you can make something out of distorted pixels and talk too slowly, you can be an authenticator too. Here, just buy these books.......good grief.
      I'd like to take a gallon of gas, and a match to their pedestals.

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  6. If I came out with some incredible footage of a Bigfoot. I would just put it online. . And just say here look what I found. that's all. all this hype. is for nothing.

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  7. Quote "I know we were promised this great video today but jeez people, be patient. The guys who run FB/FB have lives beyond the Sasquatch you know. Give them a break. Just because they intended to get it out today, doesn't mean they should be hounded all day. Maybe we'll get it tomorrow, who knows. You'll enjoy it when you see it. I'm sure. Until then, be patient. Good things come to those that wait."

    You are a grade A+ Assh*le. We all have lives beyond Sasquatch as well Jerkoff, so don't make us take time out of our day to see if you losers came through like you said you would. JEEZ!

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    1. Agreed 100%... Be patient? you told us it would be out today.

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    2. When you use quotation marks, you don't have to put quote behind it...trying to be helpful here.

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  8. I was excited because FB/FB is one of the more credible bf researchers out there but know the whole authentication thing smells fishy to me. And I waited all fucking day for the video!!

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    1. credible?!?! Your joking right?

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    2. hahahahahahaha.credhahahaible.

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    3. Anon @ 4:51 and Anon @ 5:00


      Two thumbs up!!!!

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    4. I have seen it and it's worth the wait.

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    5. Can it be replicated? Can they take an independent group to the location and capture the same footage?

      Because if they can't, if it's just more stand-alone digital film - now matter how clear - it's not proof, it's not worth the wait, and it only holds entertainment value.

      DNA is a step to fund better scientific research but a specimen, preferably living, is proof.

      GuidedByPandas - Guided by Science

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  9. "the researchers who took and own the video are going back to the site for exact measurements and a daylight reenactment"

    Oh God. More nighttime, "did you see that? Runnnnn!!!!" BS video.

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  10. Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. You're going to pass out holding your breath for so long.

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  12. Another fine product from "Strokem-all" industries

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  13. Hope it's not a head poking out of a chest freezer down in Georgia.

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  14. Where is STEVEN STREUFERT when you need him?!

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    1. If he was all up in your ass you'd know where he was.

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  15. Where is STEVEN STREUFERT when you need him?!

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    1. You are twice as anxious as you usually are.

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  16. If its so ground breaking and real, no re enactments or measurement should necessary. If you want to claim PROOF then show us the money...

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  17. HEY, are they associated with that DNA thing that seems to never happen???

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  18. Well Damn my hopes were so high.

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  19. Is this going to be vid of a whole animal or some unidentifiable body part just inside the frame? In focus or just out? Poking out from behind a tree? White or something else? Any shiney reflective areas other than the eyes? Like the chest perhaps? A plastic chest? Will it be striking Patty-like poses? Glancing furtively over it's right shoulder as it gayly prances for cover? Breasts or no breasts?

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  20. I CAN'T WAIT, THIS BETTER BE GOOD SHITHEAD!

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  21. Exact measurements should have been done as soon as possible. Why is that so hard to do?

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  22. They need to back to the zoo for more footage.

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  23. Why don't you release what you have and let us decide how fake I mean authentic it is.

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  24. Supposedly, someone who is in the video is trying to get it copy writed. Its being held up because of legal dealings.

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  25. If what they have is so great, why does it need to be authenticated??? In addition, if that video is such profound evidence, wouldn't the FB/FB folks be inclined to rush it out to the public and put their careers and such on hold?

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  26. Anybody that has anything will release it to mainstream news.when the say they have something to be released soon it means they don't.

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  27. If they need to go back to the site first and all that, we can count out tomorrow or any other day this week.

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  28. BS, also why does the surrounding of the lock on the safe look like a well known fizzy drink bottle?

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  29. All of a sudden i'm thirsty...

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  30. Regardless of what and when they present it, Honey boo boo and the Chicken of Truth have more credibility than these guy's.

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  31. i am losing iterest in this bunch of liars an idiots there goin
    to keep lieing to people as long as they got someone to lie to yoo bee-imm outt

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    1. It's one of the best to be captured by a Fb/Fb Researcher in my opinion. It is due to the Flir Project that has made it possible.

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    2. FLIR?? FLIR?? You idiot--only clear, DAYLIGHT footage is acceptable. The naysayers are right--get ready for another big pile of useless crap video.

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    3. If its flir just send it right to the recycle bin.

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  32. I have seen it and it is worth the wait .

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    1. Just leak the video already or shut up

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    2. What does the video show? Describe it for us please, we need to know. What is your opinion of it? Unlike the cool, rich, jetsetting studs at FB/ FB I don't have a life outside of sasquatch. :(

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    3. Paul at least describe it, daytime or night video?

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    4. Why use FLiR during daylight hours? And post the freakin video anonymously or please refrain from teasing us with your inane "I've seen it" posts!

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  33. Hey folks fans & audience are you sick to fucking death of being fed a banquet of Bullshit, then don't eat anymore! Get in tune with reality, don't buy in to this shit unless they put out the goods.Mainly these kind of scrotum sacks are out for money & prestige, I suspect mostly cash, but you fools and your dollars will soon part ways because you are willing to believe just about any thing these shit bags say.

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  34. around here we call it a timmy fatso(hoax)

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  35. just like fasanos great skunk ass documentary..sshhh...he's asleep in those weeds...see his toe?

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    1. How about boobs and blobs ? The best of both worlds they gotta have a big set of upper junk.

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    2. STEVEN STREUFERT U OLD FISH EYED FOOL

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    3. All these trolls are clearly sexually frustrated nerds.

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  37. My belief in the POSSIBILITY hasnt cost me a damn dime so STFU 5:32. To Paul Hulsey, who are you to have seen it? Never heard of you, so you can STFU also. Paul must be one of the faggots pumping Shawn's asshole.

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    1. Who am I well guess I'm a nobody but I have seen it and how is not important. Nope not a Shawn pumper at all but I have seen it like I said.

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    2. Who am I well guess I'm a nobody but I have seen it and how is not important. Nope not a Shawn pumper at all but I have seen it like I said.

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    3. ^You've seen Shawns taterhole and it is worth the wait?

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    4. Why the fuck would you NOT post anonymously? Grief all round! Here's some more. POST THE FREAKIN VIDEO PAUL or post anon cock!

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  38. damn wheres the beef. same ole song and dance. just like all the videos out there years from now it will just another one of those videos #3 of #80. I see how this works every group is always trying to 1-up each other. last week is fasano even biscardi did an earth shattering proof patty was faked. call me when you get something real. in the meantime i'll be over looking at the nessy blogs at least over there they got a pic of bigfoot riding the nessy.

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  39. If it was really that good, we would have seen it on real mainstream networks, not nerdy underground blogs with a bunch of guys that hate their wives and lives.

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    1. Maybe my wife is fat and unattractive, but I don't hate her necessarily.

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    2. So are you saying it varies time to time?

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    3. 6:13, is that why you're on this site?

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  40. please don't get your hopes up some of the most sketchy blob-squatches and blurs seem to amuze the b'ftooters. most likely someone filmed more than 10 seconds of a blobquatch and they might have got a good rock throwing or two recorded.

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  41. Why doesn't everyone STFU... they need time to put the "blur" filter on the video properly, what, you all think these videos blur themselves? I'm hoping for a body behind the tree/blurry head peeking out combo... then of coarse some dildo highlighting all the important body parts with a white pen because t hey are indistinguishable to all the jealous little people who can't tell the difference.

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  42. Yeah its possible I have the Pacific Ocean for sale, is it possible you want to buy it.I believe this is possible,dumb shit.

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  43. More monkeys in Florida ? I do believe but I'm getting tired of all the hoaxes going on. I'm at the point where I'm not going to hold my breath anymore for jokers.
    I'll eat my words if this is something amazing.

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  44. Paul, what does this FLIRfoot do in the video? Can't you leak a teaser or two to keep us interested and waiting?

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    1. If it's night time video we can forget about seeing anything good. Best video ever, my foot.

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  45. "Until then, be patient. Good things come to those that wait."
    Reminds me somehow of Melba Ketchum. OK, let´s wait, it certainly will be worth it!! ;-)

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  46. It will be like the Fassano thing. Notice that Fassano and the Justin Smeja crew and now this all around the same time to one up each other with more nothing.
    More blurry photos, inconclusive videos that need "authenticating" because you can't tell what the hell is in them and more hair that could/might/seems like it might be from something or other.
    I used to believe but not anymore.

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  47. I am taking next week off aswell.

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  48. More bullshit hoaxing. If you had video of a north american apeman that shit would be all over the news.

    Bigfooters. Pffff.

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    1. Are you pretending to be angry so you don't look like the gullible footer you are ?

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  49. Probably a FLIR video of Fasno's monkeys

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  50. Say you have something, and then you don't. The only reason people shit on FBFB is because they run their fucking mouths. What a shit show. Think before you speak.

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  51. Deja-Vu!
    Deja-Vu!
    Deja-Vu!
    Deja-Vu!
    Deja-Vu!

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  52. This lack of video confirms....

    That these people have no fucking idea what they're talking about, and do it for attention, and hobby. No scientific approach, just pseudo science. While I believe in the possibility of BF existing, I do not believe these people, and their bogus interpretations of pixelated videos. Fool others, while fooling yourselves

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  53. Still not available I see. Must be trying to photoshop all the humanism out of the video.

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  54. Shawn Nonevidence is gay, Tim Fatsano is gay, Todd Standing is gay, Matt M. is gay, Bobo is gay, All footers are gay and they're running a train on eachother. Fudgepackers everyone of them!

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  55. I'm not falling for the dick in the box trick again !

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  56. It is nearly 10 a.m. EST on Wednesday the 12th of September. Time's up Facebook Fondle Blogsquatch. -- d3w177

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  57. Really FB..Put up or shut up.I would think after hyping Fasano you would cut the shit by now.

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  58. Why say anything if it's not ready to be released? They must know that every incident with the, "We will show you soon" has turned out to be BS.

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  59. So... yeah, guess this has just been forgotten.

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