FB/FB's Secret Bigfoot Authentication Video To Be Unveiled Soon
Soon, folks. Soon. Yesterday, Facebook Find Bigfoot announced that there would be "Huge News" today for Bigfoot researchers. It's 4:23pm, and according to the team you'll have to wait and give them some more time because their groundbreaking footage is still being authenticated. Here's the latest Facebook update from FB/FB:
See Adam Bird's quote below (Adam has seen the video) the researchers who took and own the video are going back to the site for exact measurements and a daylight reenactment and have asked us to hold off publishing the authentication video till they are finished "I know we were promised this great video today but jeez people, be patient. The guys who run FB/FB have lives beyond the Sasquatch you know. Give them a break. Just because they intended to get it out today, doesn't mean they should be hounded all day. Maybe we'll get it tomorrow, who knows. You'll enjoy it when you see it. I'm sure. Until then, be patient. Good things come to those that wait."
[via Facebook]
soon you say? now where have I heard that before?...........
ReplyDeleteYup.
DeleteFor this reason alone they should have made it their poragative to have it out when they said they would have it out.
DeleteOo oo I know I know its Ketchum am I right?
DeleteThe guy running FB/FB does have another life, it's Jon Foss of Foss Swim Schools. I am actually disappointed, I thought these guys were actual scientists or something, not speedo wearing wanna-be's
DeleteCan't deliver the goods, postponement of what was promised? Classic qualities of a hoax.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's how science works.
DeleteIn practicing science, one wouldn't announce the discovery until it was verified.
DeleteAnon 5:15 is correct.
DeleteWhen cults take over countries, like the khmer rouge in Cambodia, the 1st group of citizens killed are scientists because those are the folk who can confirm the opiate content of the Kool-aid the 'freed' masses receive.
I hear more and more sentiment about the 'evils' of science - in this forum, in this community, and on the web. So sure - wipe out the scientists in the next big revolution Comrade. Then see how well your computers and PDAs operate on Brawndo. If it wasn't for science, there would be nothing to discuss here, no here to discuss it on, and no means to show how ignorant you are 5:11.
Hoaxes have qualities?
Delete^Yes, most hoaxes have similar classic signs.
DeleteIt's science, 5:33.
DeleteWonderful counter statement 7:38. Well thought out and intelligently put. Concise.
DeleteStill being authenticated?!? As if they never post anything phony due to their rigorous vetting process. Gimme a break. Just post it and let the "researchers" decide if its authentic or not.
ReplyDeleteStill being authenticated?
Deletei thought the video was the best ever..so whats to authenticate.. at best im sure its a blob squatch....
He said "Be patient".
ReplyDeleteIs the video actually in that box that came out of that vault ? It's gotta be good !
ReplyDeleteIf the video was any good it wouldn't need authenticating. #looneytoons
ReplyDeleteThat was my thought as well. The next one was, who is going to authenticate it? Did the FB/FB go to some secret classes so they could authenticate any Sasquatch video? Where does a person sign up for such things?
DeleteI think if you can make something out of distorted pixels and talk too slowly, you can be an authenticator too. Here, just buy these books.......good grief.
I'd like to take a gallon of gas, and a match to their pedestals.
If I came out with some incredible footage of a Bigfoot. I would just put it online. . And just say here look what I found. that's all. all this hype. is for nothing.
ReplyDeleteAnd you'd remain the fool that you are.
DeleteQuote "I know we were promised this great video today but jeez people, be patient. The guys who run FB/FB have lives beyond the Sasquatch you know. Give them a break. Just because they intended to get it out today, doesn't mean they should be hounded all day. Maybe we'll get it tomorrow, who knows. You'll enjoy it when you see it. I'm sure. Until then, be patient. Good things come to those that wait."
ReplyDeleteYou are a grade A+ Assh*le. We all have lives beyond Sasquatch as well Jerkoff, so don't make us take time out of our day to see if you losers came through like you said you would. JEEZ!
Agreed 100%... Be patient? you told us it would be out today.
DeleteWhen you use quotation marks, you don't have to put quote behind it...trying to be helpful here.
DeleteI was excited because FB/FB is one of the more credible bf researchers out there but know the whole authentication thing smells fishy to me. And I waited all fucking day for the video!!
ReplyDeletecredible?!?! Your joking right?
Deletehahahahahahaha.credhahahaible.
DeleteAnon @ 4:51 and Anon @ 5:00
DeleteTwo thumbs up!!!!
I have seen it and it's worth the wait.
Deletewhere liar?
DeleteCan it be replicated? Can they take an independent group to the location and capture the same footage?
DeleteBecause if they can't, if it's just more stand-alone digital film - now matter how clear - it's not proof, it's not worth the wait, and it only holds entertainment value.
DNA is a step to fund better scientific research but a specimen, preferably living, is proof.
GuidedByPandas - Guided by Science
"the researchers who took and own the video are going back to the site for exact measurements and a daylight reenactment"
ReplyDeleteOh God. More nighttime, "did you see that? Runnnnn!!!!" BS video.
No, not quite.
DeleteBa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete...holding my breath...
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a Will.
DeleteYou're going to pass out holding your breath for so long.
DeleteAnother fine product from "Strokem-all" industries
ReplyDeleteHope it's not a head poking out of a chest freezer down in Georgia.
ReplyDeleteTypical BS
ReplyDeleteTypical troll.
DeleteTrolling away until I see something that changes my troll ways
DeleteThen you're a geek.
DeleteWhere is STEVEN STREUFERT when you need him?!
ReplyDeleteIf he was all up in your ass you'd know where he was.
DeleteWhere is STEVEN STREUFERT when you need him?!
ReplyDeleteYou are twice as anxious as you usually are.
DeleteIf its so ground breaking and real, no re enactments or measurement should necessary. If you want to claim PROOF then show us the money...
ReplyDeleteHEY, are they associated with that DNA thing that seems to never happen???
ReplyDeleteWell Damn my hopes were so high.
ReplyDeleteIs this going to be vid of a whole animal or some unidentifiable body part just inside the frame? In focus or just out? Poking out from behind a tree? White or something else? Any shiney reflective areas other than the eyes? Like the chest perhaps? A plastic chest? Will it be striking Patty-like poses? Glancing furtively over it's right shoulder as it gayly prances for cover? Breasts or no breasts?
ReplyDeleteI CAN'T WAIT, THIS BETTER BE GOOD SHITHEAD!
ReplyDeleteWhere is STEVEN STREUFERT when you need him?!
DeleteWho keeps saying that?
DeleteYeah, what's so great about ole fish eyes?
DeleteHe's got Betty Davis eyes.
DeleteOh..I see.
DeleteExact measurements should have been done as soon as possible. Why is that so hard to do?
ReplyDeleteThey need to back to the zoo for more footage.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you release what you have and let us decide how fake I mean authentic it is.
ReplyDeleteSupposedly, someone who is in the video is trying to get it copy writed. Its being held up because of legal dealings.
ReplyDeleteIf what they have is so great, why does it need to be authenticated??? In addition, if that video is such profound evidence, wouldn't the FB/FB folks be inclined to rush it out to the public and put their careers and such on hold?
ReplyDeleteAnybody that has anything will release it to mainstream news.when the say they have something to be released soon it means they don't.
ReplyDeleteIf they need to go back to the site first and all that, we can count out tomorrow or any other day this week.
ReplyDeleteBS, also why does the surrounding of the lock on the safe look like a well known fizzy drink bottle?
ReplyDeleteAll of a sudden i'm thirsty...
ReplyDeleteRegardless of what and when they present it, Honey boo boo and the Chicken of Truth have more credibility than these guy's.
ReplyDeleteAgain "credibility" banded about... piss-takers more likely.
Deletebandied
Deletei am losing iterest in this bunch of liars an idiots there goin
ReplyDeleteto keep lieing to people as long as they got someone to lie to yoo bee-imm outt
It's one of the best to be captured by a Fb/Fb Researcher in my opinion. It is due to the Flir Project that has made it possible.
DeleteFLIR?? FLIR?? You idiot--only clear, DAYLIGHT footage is acceptable. The naysayers are right--get ready for another big pile of useless crap video.
DeleteIf its flir just send it right to the recycle bin.
DeleteI have seen it and it is worth the wait .
ReplyDeleteJust leak the video already or shut up
DeleteWhat does the video show? Describe it for us please, we need to know. What is your opinion of it? Unlike the cool, rich, jetsetting studs at FB/ FB I don't have a life outside of sasquatch. :(
DeletePaul at least describe it, daytime or night video?
DeleteWhy use FLiR during daylight hours? And post the freakin video anonymously or please refrain from teasing us with your inane "I've seen it" posts!
DeleteHey folks fans & audience are you sick to fucking death of being fed a banquet of Bullshit, then don't eat anymore! Get in tune with reality, don't buy in to this shit unless they put out the goods.Mainly these kind of scrotum sacks are out for money & prestige, I suspect mostly cash, but you fools and your dollars will soon part ways because you are willing to believe just about any thing these shit bags say.
ReplyDeletearound here we call it a timmy fatso(hoax)
ReplyDeletejust like fasanos great skunk ass documentary..sshhh...he's asleep in those weeds...see his toe?
ReplyDeleteI want my blobs NOW.
ReplyDeleteI want boobs too
DeleteHow about boobs and blobs ? The best of both worlds they gotta have a big set of upper junk.
DeleteSTEVEN STREUFERT U OLD FISH EYED FOOL
DeleteAll these trolls are clearly sexually frustrated nerds.
DeleteMy belief in the POSSIBILITY hasnt cost me a damn dime so STFU 5:32. To Paul Hulsey, who are you to have seen it? Never heard of you, so you can STFU also. Paul must be one of the faggots pumping Shawn's asshole.
ReplyDeleteWho am I well guess I'm a nobody but I have seen it and how is not important. Nope not a Shawn pumper at all but I have seen it like I said.
DeleteWho am I well guess I'm a nobody but I have seen it and how is not important. Nope not a Shawn pumper at all but I have seen it like I said.
Delete^You've seen Shawns taterhole and it is worth the wait?
DeleteWhy the fuck would you NOT post anonymously? Grief all round! Here's some more. POST THE FREAKIN VIDEO PAUL or post anon cock!
Deletedamn wheres the beef. same ole song and dance. just like all the videos out there years from now it will just another one of those videos #3 of #80. I see how this works every group is always trying to 1-up each other. last week is fasano even biscardi did an earth shattering proof patty was faked. call me when you get something real. in the meantime i'll be over looking at the nessy blogs at least over there they got a pic of bigfoot riding the nessy.
ReplyDeleteIf it was really that good, we would have seen it on real mainstream networks, not nerdy underground blogs with a bunch of guys that hate their wives and lives.
ReplyDeleteMaybe my wife is fat and unattractive, but I don't hate her necessarily.
DeleteSo are you saying it varies time to time?
Delete6:13, is that why you're on this site?
Deleteplease don't get your hopes up some of the most sketchy blob-squatches and blurs seem to amuze the b'ftooters. most likely someone filmed more than 10 seconds of a blobquatch and they might have got a good rock throwing or two recorded.
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't everyone STFU... they need time to put the "blur" filter on the video properly, what, you all think these videos blur themselves? I'm hoping for a body behind the tree/blurry head peeking out combo... then of coarse some dildo highlighting all the important body parts with a white pen because t hey are indistinguishable to all the jealous little people who can't tell the difference.
ReplyDeleteYeah its possible I have the Pacific Ocean for sale, is it possible you want to buy it.I believe this is possible,dumb shit.
ReplyDeleteSasquatch is YOU!!!!
ReplyDeleteFART.
More monkeys in Florida ? I do believe but I'm getting tired of all the hoaxes going on. I'm at the point where I'm not going to hold my breath anymore for jokers.
ReplyDeleteI'll eat my words if this is something amazing.
Paul, what does this FLIRfoot do in the video? Can't you leak a teaser or two to keep us interested and waiting?
ReplyDeleteIf it's night time video we can forget about seeing anything good. Best video ever, my foot.
Delete"Until then, be patient. Good things come to those that wait."
ReplyDeleteReminds me somehow of Melba Ketchum. OK, let´s wait, it certainly will be worth it!! ;-)
where da video?
ReplyDeleteIt will be like the Fassano thing. Notice that Fassano and the Justin Smeja crew and now this all around the same time to one up each other with more nothing.
ReplyDeleteMore blurry photos, inconclusive videos that need "authenticating" because you can't tell what the hell is in them and more hair that could/might/seems like it might be from something or other.
I used to believe but not anymore.
I am taking next week off aswell.
ReplyDeleteMore bullshit hoaxing. If you had video of a north american apeman that shit would be all over the news.
ReplyDeleteBigfooters. Pffff.
Are you pretending to be angry so you don't look like the gullible footer you are ?
DeleteProbably a FLIR video of Fasno's monkeys
ReplyDeleteSay you have something, and then you don't. The only reason people shit on FBFB is because they run their fucking mouths. What a shit show. Think before you speak.
ReplyDeleteDeja-Vu!
ReplyDeleteDeja-Vu!
Deja-Vu!
Deja-Vu!
Deja-Vu!
This lack of video confirms....
ReplyDeleteThat these people have no fucking idea what they're talking about, and do it for attention, and hobby. No scientific approach, just pseudo science. While I believe in the possibility of BF existing, I do not believe these people, and their bogus interpretations of pixelated videos. Fool others, while fooling yourselves
Still not available I see. Must be trying to photoshop all the humanism out of the video.
ReplyDeleteShawn Nonevidence is gay, Tim Fatsano is gay, Todd Standing is gay, Matt M. is gay, Bobo is gay, All footers are gay and they're running a train on eachother. Fudgepackers everyone of them!
ReplyDeleteI'm not falling for the dick in the box trick again !
ReplyDeleteIt is nearly 10 a.m. EST on Wednesday the 12th of September. Time's up Facebook Fondle Blogsquatch. -- d3w177
ReplyDeleteReally FB..Put up or shut up.I would think after hyping Fasano you would cut the shit by now.
ReplyDeleteSo... what happened to this?
ReplyDeleteWhy say anything if it's not ready to be released? They must know that every incident with the, "We will show you soon" has turned out to be BS.
ReplyDeleteSo... yeah, guess this has just been forgotten.
ReplyDelete