Dark-Haired Sasquatch Spotted At Kickapoo Valley Reserve, Sheriffs On High Alert
The Kickapoo Valley Reserve land is jointly owned by the State of Wisconsin and the Ho-Chunk Nation. The area is mainly used for recreational and educational purposes. Although there have been many reported sightings of Bigfoot in Vernon County, none has ever been reported near the reserve until about a week ago, when Sheriff's deputies investigated a possible Sasquatch sighting.
Details of the creature are a little sketchy, but according to the deputy Sheriff, the report came from one person, who was driving near South Jug Creek Road in the town of Stark.
“The person who called it in was driving down the road, and they saw what they described as a dark-haired… Sasquatch,” Sheriff John Spears said. “It looked like it was hiding in the ditch line. When they went by, it jumped.”
Spears sent a patrol car to the area, but the deputy turned up nothing.
While all calls are taken seriously, Spears said the the Sasquatch sighting has led to a few giggles around the department.
Reading from the report on the incident, Spears said, “All that they could tell us was it was a large figure that was dark in color, black-brown in color, with no clothes and it looked like it was just fur.”
The person calling in the report said, “There’s no way it could have been a wolf,” Spears said.
[via lacrossetribune.com]
Kick a poo ? Who named it that..Chief Takacrap ?
ReplyDeleteYes actually, Chief Hafa Takeacrap of the Dropaduce valley Takeacraps named it. You've proabably heard of his sisters Needa Takeacrap and Ivana Takeacrap, they founded Takeacrap industries up in Pinchoneoff Michigan.
DeleteI know that place, I dropped my old friends Mr and Mrs Brown and the kids off at the pool there once!!
DeletePinchoneoff, Michigan was founded near an old brick plant. The town consists mostly of 19th century brownstones. It was named after a Mr. Gotta Pinchoneoff. His son Hafa, married into the local tribe of Dook-ee indians. The above poster has his facts wrong and is full of it.
DeleteLMFAO! What is he full of?
Deletethey were also related to chief dirtybutt from the no wippie tribe
DeleteIm afraid your all full of it.. The official documented rise of Kickapoo goes as follows.
DeleteIn a small settlement known to its inhabitants as splash back creek there was a Chief Tu-chin-cloth. He was challenged for his tribe by an outsider named Apu-Monkey-Tail.
After a fierce battle Chief Tu-chin-cloth was defeated. He ran and hid in a T.P on the edge of the settlement but was soon discovered. After a dirty protest he and his wife Big-Brown-Eye were banished from splash back creek. They roamed the land in search of somewhere to start a fresh and build a new tribe.
Tu-chin-cloth was an excellent hunter and had no problem brown bobbin for bean strings or dookie diving for blind eels.
Their life, although lonely at times, was a good one, plenty to eat and everyday was different roaming the lands.
There came a day when Big-Brown-Eye fell pregnant and the couple had a son called Little-popa-Vein. Their time to find a place to settle had come.
A year past and the small family stubled upon a log jam at the end of a dirt track, trodden by many an animal.
The vally here was the place they had been looking for, wide open grass with a clean creek, good hunting, with everything they could ever need, "Big-Brown-Eye could press many a loaf here" thought Tu-chin-cloth "this is home". Whilst surveying his new land, collecting horse apples with Big-Brown-Eye and Little-popa-Vein, Tu-chin-cloth saw a corn-eyed brown trout in the creek, in his rush to catch it he stumbled over a pile of chubakka chunks thus covering Big-Brown-Eye and Little-popa-Vein in fresh lincoln logs, he tried to warn them by shouting "Ho Chunk!!" but was too late. He knew this was a sign from the mud bunny spirits and declared "This place will now and forever be know as Kickapoo Valley"
Jesus. How much time do you have?
DeleteNot much, only get half hour lunch time at work, just a quick at typing and I know the story well!!!
DeleteSince you know so much about Kickapoo, tell me a lil bout Ho-Chunk Nation??
DeleteI don't know much about them. Are they related to the Blo-chunk tribe? I do seem to remember an older Hunter-Gatherer tribe that lived on the coast of California that traded Ambergris with inland groups that harvested corn.
DeleteI know so much about Kickapoo because I spent 3 years researching the area for my turd dejecta dissertation. I’m sorry anon above but it’s nothing to do with the Blo-chunk tribe directly although I know them well, but that’s a completely different story...
DeleteI’ll try to remember and state only the exact facts about this magical land because I don’t have my field journal with me and I really don’t want to miss lead anyone or give any false accounts, so I’ll just explain their downfall, I’ll try my best.
Well, the Ho-Chunk Nation were a race of (some say) supreme beings, tales of this land are still around today in the triangular circles I mix within (I’m telling one now so therefore what I say is true, surely!?).
They were said to have invented legs for everything and dogs (although DNA studies have not been able to confirm this). They lived a life with no war, illness, sarcasm or tomfoolery (this would actually be their downfall and eventually the destruction of their beloved Pipicaca tree which looked down upon them with great smugness and height) I digress, sorry.. They believed all were equal with only a handful being slightly to moderately more equal than most.
The tribe, I say tribe but that’s not quite the right term as there is and will never be a word in modern language for what they were so actually ill call them chunks. The chunks, at the time of their downfall, were led by an extremely intelligent men said to have been 108 chunk years old. His name was Taag-nutta, he had a son, Sphinctata and a daughter, Sweet Violet (she was pretty easy and doesn’t feature again in this recitation).
The chunks, as I said were happy but Sphinctata and everything he did was always overshadowed by his father’s greatness and wisdom, he didn’t mind at first and for a long time, he was happy collecting kiki and kaka from the big jobby trees and sphincter spearing clam crunchies with his friends the Stoolgang.
Sphinctata soon grew tired and thought there must be more than this, in his frustration with life he became a bit of a billy bullshitter playing tricks and causing general mither for the other chunks.
Im here to tell you the downfall so I’ll just jump straight to it. One afternoon Sphinctata wanted to really shake up the chunks, he ran through the moose berry trees and cornholio bushes into the main town shouting and screaming that the bud bunny spirits had told him that the beloved Pipicaca tree will crack and great chaos will descend upon them unleashing a tidal wave of galloping trots and hog cholera upon the peaceful people of the Ho-Chunk Nation. He said the mud bunnies had told him the only way to avoid this havana omelet of a disaster was to cut down the Pipicaca tree.
The chunks all thought that with this coming from Sphinctata the son of wise old Taag-nutta was true. So they all grabbed their freshly sharpened buttoxes and chopped away eventually felling the Pipicaca tree. This is when it all went red anal rovers.
The skys went black and all of Ho-Chunk Nation began to argue and become quite frankly a bit out of order with each other. The moose berry trees and cornholio bushes withered in seconds, the corn-eyed brown trout, clam crunchies and blind eels died on the spot, the bean strings dried up and the kiki and kaka fell from the big jobby trees.
Sphinctata looked around at the decimation of this once great land, he looked to the skies once blue and protected, he fell to his knees and screamed “WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!”.
Many many many years passed until one day a small family stumbled upon this once great place, the man stood and surveyed this land and knew this was home.
It was a bum masturbating in the ditch. Mystery solved
ReplyDeleteKickapoo bigfoots are very sneaky.....we have furry ditch diggers in Cali too....they drink Budweiser ..
ReplyDeleteShut up Twodogshumping.....
ReplyDeleteA long long f*cking time ago in a town called Kickapoo, there lived a humble family religious through and through.
ReplyDeleteThe D!
DeleteBigfoot exists. Bleeve me.
ReplyDeleteJust study the PGF, genius. While sober, that is, please.
DeleteI think Anon 9:57 was probably kidding dude.
DeleteOf course it wasn't a wolf it was Dogman he'll be appearing at the mtv vma's in a week with a fatty cuban
ReplyDeleteGRRRR! Damnit Joe Black! That was a secret! Hope you can see the viewfinder in that camera on your back!
DeleteMost locations in Wisconsin have weird names !
ReplyDeleteProbably my bosses son, I call him tenshits.
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