We Have Justin Smeja Hooked Up To A Polygraph Machine [Sierra Kills]
How it all works is this: Before the examinee is fully hooked up, all the relevant questions (Justin Smeja did not the know in questions in advance) that will be asked of him during the polygraph examination is formulated and written down. Before moving on to the "in-test" phase, the examiner will fasten various painless components to and around the examinee's body, thereby connecting him to the polygraph instrument. These components are equipped with sensors that serve to collect, measure and record, onto polygraph charts, the examinee's physiological data obtained from three major systems in the body, as he answers the set of previously formulated and reviewed questions during the course of the polygraph examination.
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| Polygraph Instrumentation - Limestone Technologies |
Here are a few questions that the examiner will ask Justin:
- Is this a hoax?
- Did you shoot a bipedal primate?
- Did the California Fish And Game show up at your house?
Who is giving the exam and reading the results?
ReplyDeleteRick Dyer.
DeleteDr. Ketchum (And pikachu)
Deletelol that was a good one
DeleteIf the results come back that he lied they will say that he passed with flying colors so it doesn't matter what the out come is!
DeleteTeam Tazer needs to hook a tazer to his balls to deter him from lying or just for the heck of it.
DeleteGood point, 11:55! The model of the polygraph matters much less than the operator. The operator should be trained and certified at operating that exact model of polygraph or the results will be bogus. If done correctly, the test will prove that Justin believes he shot the bigfoot(s). Nothing more, nothing less.
Delete90% of the results is the post test interview. This is where the interrogation is conducted. Other than that you just have rice sticking to a palm.
DeleteOfficer Rosco P. Coletrain
Actually it's Rosco P. Coltrane.
DeleteThanks Daisy...
DeleteNo problem Boss Hog!
DeleteThats right its the tater.Justin is not a bad guy in my eyes.Who gives a shit if he killed a cave man.None of you fu.kers has got the balls.I say praise him dont give him hell.
DeleteYou can pass a lie detector test, or at least make the results inconclusive, by puckering your butthole every time you lie. Seriously.
DeleteI am a licensed polygraph examiner and they are 99% accurate. Sorry all of you who don't believe in them....you haven't done your research on the accuracy of the polygraph instrument WHATSOEVER!!!! Also, there is a sphincter pad on the Limestone Instrument that takes "butthole puckering" into consideration! Do your research before making false claims against the validity of the polygraph folks! You who make statements that they don't work or that you can pass them have NO IDEA what you are talking about. We are professionals, trained, licensed & certified, and we DO NOT go around doing these tests as a JOKE! If Justin passed the polygraph exam, then he was telling the TRUTH....STRAIGHT UP!
Deleteam a licensed polygraph examiner and they are 99% accurate. Sorry all of you who don't believe in them....you haven't done your research on the accuracy of the polygraph instrument WHATSOEVER!!!! Also, there is a sphincter pad on the Limestone Instrument that takes "butthole puckering" into consideration! Do your research before making false claims against the validity of the polygraph folks! You who make statements that they don't work or that you can pass them have NO IDEA what you are talking about. We are professionals, trained, licensed & certified, and we DO NOT go around doing these tests as a JOKE! If Justin passed the polygraph exam, then he was telling the TRUTH....STRAIGHT UP!
DeleteRun Justin run.
ReplyDeleteYour about to be added to the Rick Dyer class.
This wont prove a damn thing to me. It's all a circus sideshow.
ReplyDeleteThen you are pretty ignorant. Do your homework. The Limestone polygraph system is the same used by the department of defense for counter terrorism cases. It's 98.9% accurate from what I read. If Smeja is lying then the test will show it. The big question is if they will release the full results or expect us to take their word for it.
DeleteYou are absolutely correct! I agree with you 100% because I am a polygraph examiner and use the Limestone Instrument. It is most definitely use by our DOD in counter terrorism cases and YES, if Smeja is lying, then the test would show it, if he passes...he is telling the TRUTH! Anyone who says anything to the contrary is very ignorant and is only reflecting their stupidity by the comments they make otherwise!
DeleteLIAR!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the circus.
ReplyDeleteIf this experiment will show that Justin is not lying, I think the whole experiment is a scam.
This man has NOT killed any bigfoots. This is a media circus, and Shawn... you are in on it..
But I guess you don't have any other "news" to post in here.
Hopefully this hoax will soon end, so we can bring focus into actually finding a bigfoot (if they exist)..
This is just laughable Shawn, please answer why you keep posting these stories, where is is OBVIOUS that it is just a big fat lie.
Bravo anon!
DeleteHow is it "OBVUIOUS" again?
DeleteYou're a frikin doorknob
The reason why it is OBVIOUS is that if he shot 2 bigfoots, we would know. There would be proofs.
DeleteThe only "proof" he got is his shitty story. That is made up, without a single doubt.
So fuck you! (and tell your mom I said hi)
"Obvious" requires a bit more than people ranting. Small thing called evidence. You would not "know" anything unless it was presented with independently tested results. There are a lot of juvenile comments on here from those that think a debate is won by the loudest voice screaming at you. Got some sad news for those with that school of thought.
DeleteRandles whole world is about to come crashing down.
ReplyDeleteAsk him if he examined the creatures private parts!
ReplyDeleteAsk him if he got some dying quiver.
DeletePlease also remember it is possible to cheat a lie detector.
ReplyDeleteAnd Justin have properly known about this "test" for a while, so he have had enough time to learn how to cheat your own body (read: the lie detector).
Correct! No lie detector is cheat proof. You can't use the results is court. This is a lame stunt and will not prove anything. I'm sure he will "pass". LOL
DeleteBob Heironimus is proof of that.
Deletelol, I am 99% sure Bob is telling the truth.
DeleteAnd that PG is not.
You are on the dark side my friend.
Delete^Jrefer Butt Plug changer for his Queen J Randi.
DeleteThe Butt Plug comment was for anon@1:03.
DeleteI know. Sayin' that the PG film is a hoax in this community, is like killing yourself.
DeleteHowever I think you can still believe in the possibility of bigfoot, and still also think that the PG film is a hoax.
Many bigfooters think that "even you are with us or against us", when it comes to the PG film. I just don't understand that.
The only one that bleeve in lie detector tests are the pretend skeptics that think it validates BobH's story.
DeleteWhy do you think Dyer bought the lie detector machine. So Justin would get comfortable with it and learn to cheat it. Its all a Bigfoot Soap Opera. The story will continue long after this no matter what the results.
ReplyDeleteRick Dyer?? Why the hell do people keep bringing that guys name up as if he is involved. The dude can't even afford a decent camera let a lone an actual lie detector machine. You really believe that lower colon parasite when he says he bought a lie detector?
DeleteWhy does anybody care what the hell Dyer does. He is irrelevant.
I believe he's telling the truth about all but one thing. He KEPT THE BODY.
ReplyDeleteHe signed agreements preventing him from being 100% honest.
This article does not answer, who is getting/reading the results. Can anyone help me?
ReplyDeleteIf Dyer is in on it, then it is a scam. (sorry, but it is..)
I agree 100%
DeleteThat was the first question. Its at somebody's house. There is no professional there.
DeleteWhat a damn joke!!!! Why even cover this?
DeleteThis article has a big lack in information.
DeleteWho is doing the test?
Who is analysing the results?
Who has paid for the lie detector?
How can we be sure, that the results that is going to be published, is authentic?
This looks like a show, to make the story look more real. Instead, it makes the STORY STINK even more, than it did before.
And Shawn, you are giving these hoaxers all they want. Publicity and fame. Well done mate, well done...
Why are you idiots saying "If Dyer is in on it" ???? Why the fuck would Dyer have anything to do with Justin Smeja??? Take this for what it's worth. I doubt he learned how to cheat his way through the test. Give the guy a break. Shit.
DeleteI'd have shot that thing too. Maybe not the kid but for sure the adult.
Oh fuck off PROKILL!! (sorry, but you are calling us idiots)
DeleteIf this man actually have shot an sasquatch, there would be proofs. No doubt about that.
No, I don't think Dyer is in on it. I say IF(!) he is, I am 100% sure it is a scam. If he is not, I am only 99,9% sure. Ok, lets face it, I am 100% sure it's a scam either way.
This test will show nothing.
"Take this for what it's worth."
- So, what is it worth?
Nothing coming from a jackass like you.
DeleteRicky is not involved in this whatsoever! He is just the 1 that busted the hoax. He was ask but declined to take part in this.
Delete^You too damn PHUNNY Dick Dyer!
DeleteOkay then somebody go surprise Rick Dyer on camera and pay to sit him on a lie detector and ask him "Did you train Smeja on how to cheat a lie detector test" and see what happens. What will happen is Dyer will pick your pocket and steal your car and then take a blurry picture of you as he drives away - then make a youtube video with the picture saying you are actually a sasquatch behind the Home Depot and there's 50 more photos. Dyer is a tool. If Smeja passes the test then I think it's probably legit and we should give him some credit for that.
DeleteSo I'm assuming the results are already completed?
ReplyDeleteYes, but Shawn will only tell the results if you email him. (LOL)
DeleteYeah if Shawn is going down that route again then pfffft, done here. Might as well pitch a tent and call this place Barnum and Bailey.
DeleteI really do not see the usefulness of polygraph tests due to the known inaccuracies, if they were reliable they would be adopted universally in law around the world but since they are not then using them just clouds opinions.
ReplyDeleteWhat KNOWN INACCURACIES?
DeleteThe 1,1%. However this is only from test.
DeleteThe inaccuracie is higher I think, depending on the situation.
To name a few, mental illness (Schizophrenia) Yoga tutors who can control their heart rate, clenching your butt cheeks to increase your blood pressure to flat line all tests.
DeleteYadda yadda...Why do you think there not used in courts?
Clinching your butt cheeks, Bwah ha ha ha ha, now that's a new one. I've heard of alcohol and benzodiazepines but yoga and butt clinching. Holy shit! That was funny. Also a lie detector test would never even be tried on a schizo.
DeleteBy the way, this isn't court. Were just trying to figure out if he's lying by using a highly accurate machine. Furthermore, there's quite a few inncocent people behind bars WITHOUT having a machine to sign off on. All I'm getting at is that this is worth it.
DeleteOnly to those who do not understand the test is flawed.
DeleteHey dummy, polygraph's aren't used in court because lawyers keep them out of court because they are soooo accurate fool! They are allowed in court but lawyers don't use them because then they wouldn't be able to charge their clients for hundreds of hours of work and thousands of dollars fighting "he said, she said" cases. They would know the truth within in hour and we wouldn't need jury's either! Know your before you comment dummy's!!!
DeleteThey can't ask to many questions cause of the NDA he signed. This is going to suck balls big time.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what questions they can ask.
DeleteI guess they can't dig to deep.
How many professional offices have a 12 pack of Pepsi and trash in the corner? This is a hoax!
ReplyDeleteYes.. Anyone know that real professionals only drink Coca cola!
DeleteTypical scam!
I'm pretty sure this will be sponsored by bud light.
DeleteYou are sooooo f...king stupid!!! How do you know it was done at a professional office dork? Polygraph examinations can be done anywhere there is an electrical outlet! I'm sure if Just failed, you idiot's would still be saying this was a scam and that he was really telling the truth, HUH????????????
DeleteWouldn't the physio monitor have to go under the hillbilly shirt.
ReplyDeleteThat's not a shirt, it's his natural skin tone.
DeleteHAHAHAHA! good one 1:04
DeleteFor all of you who think he is lying why are you EVEN Reading this don't you have something better to do if you think it is a hoax and a lie??? If I thought someone was lying I wouldn't keep reading the current news on the subject. I would go find something more interesting to preoccupy myself with ~ Just sayin
ReplyDeleteWhat a moronic statement you degenerate. Just because someone thinks he's lying (I don't) doesn't mean they don't want to know the outcome. How you can even fathom of connecting the two just shows how patently retarded you must be. Something a mouth breather would say....
DeleteReally anon 12:42?
DeleteTell you what asshole. Next time I go hoaxing, lying, and making outrageous claims without proof why don't you just shut up and take it like a bitch? Just let me get away with it. That is what you're suggesting after all, that we should just let Smeja hoax unopposed.
Seriously shithead when people like Smeja go filling the world with lies reasonable people are supposed to step up to decry him.
You need to learn to keep your mouth shut you retard.
So you actually belive in this, since you read it?
DeleteHahaha, retard!
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DeleteYour mom is so fat, she makes Eric Cartmann looks like David Hasselhoff!
Delete?
DeleteActually my mom is that fat, but hey that's a story for another time.
DeleteHaha, great reply :) Have a nice day!
DeleteThe closet bleevers are pretending not to believe Smeja.
DeleteAgain, the results of digital polygraph tests can be inconclusive provided that the test subject has had previous surgeries, illnesses, or is taking drugs, medications, or alcohol.
ReplyDeleteDing Ding Ding, on budlight power.
or doesn't have a conscience...
Deletelolz
ReplyDeleteI want to see ketchum take a lie detector test
ReplyDeleteLet's just hope he didn't clench his ass to increase his blood pressure, as 98.9% accurate or not the machines worthless. Lol!!!
ReplyDeleteIf someone is a very good liar, they can beat the machine/operator.
DeleteLets see who the operatr who administered it was for christs sake. Amazed at the ignorance and how defensive people are worried he's going to pass or something.
DeleteEven if smeja is a good liar I dont think he'd believe he could beat this test. If the operator is experienced and the questions are acceptable Ill be impressed by smeja if he passed. Done right it's not as f*¥£ing easy To pass as some of you idiots think. I know firsthand.
I don't think Justin is in good enough shape to clench his sphincter.
DeleteI am a licensed polygraph examiner and they are 99% accurate. Sorry all of you who don't believe in them....you haven't done your research on the accuracy of the polygraph instrument WHATSOEVER!!!! Also, there is a sphincter pad on the Limestone Instrument that takes "butthole puckering" into consideration! Do your research before making false claims against the validity of the polygraph folks! You who make statements that they don't work or that you can pass them have NO IDEA what you are talking about. We are professionals, trained, licensed & certified, and we DO NOT go around doing these tests as a JOKE! If Justin passed the polygraph exam, then he was telling the TRUTH....STRAIGHT UP!
DeleteHow can the bigfoot community (including you shawn!) actually support this freak (Justin)?
ReplyDeleteHe is only making all this bigfoot shit looking more and more retarded? Making people laugh even more of people who think there is such a creature?
Shawn, why are you doing this to your own field? (this is serious)
Because it's not about you or what you think.
DeleteSo you think this story is good for the bigfoot community?
DeleteYep,it's got everyone talking!
DeleteSo people telling bullshit stories (claiming they saw, slept and fucked a bigfoot), is good for the bigfoot community, because it makes everyone talking?
Deletelol.
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DeleteSorry to rain on your soapbox but yeah, you're alone on this. Nobody cares if Bigfoot is real, it's just a fantasy fun game that some people like to play. Get with the program.
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Deleteguess not :)
Delete+1,000,000,000,000
DeleteTesting 123 Testing 123----TATERHOLE!
DeleteBecause from day one this blog has been fun!!
ReplyDelete+1,000,000,000,000,000
DeleteSHAWN GET ON THE FIELD.
ReplyDeleteWHAT ARE YOUR GOALS WITH THIS TEST? WHY ARE YOU SO SILENT?
Because he's laughing so hard at suckers like you and can't compose himself long enough to respond.
DeleteHaha, still you answer the "sucker".
DeleteWho is the sucker then, bitch?
Who cares what the test results are.who cates about the dna results ..show me a body either alive or deceased that will put an end to all this bullsh*t..
ReplyDeleteNo, no body. We have body, but no show body. Prove with DNA, pictures, sound recordings. We keep body in freezer.
DeleteDyer trying to be funny.
DeleteFreezers are for icecream...not mythical forest people...
Deletewithout a qualified examiner, the test is useless
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps if the testee is a sociopath...just saying.
DeleteExactly right.
DeleteJustin WAS examined by a qualified examiner!!! Who are you to assume he wasn't????? If Justin passed the polygraph test, then he was telling TRUTH! The polygraph instrument doesn't lie, it is 99% ACCURATE!! Sorry skeptic's but you are seriously wrong if you don't trust a polygraph examination. You must be one of those people that can't be trusted yourself. You know; "THE ONE'S WHO DON'T TRUST, CANNOT BE TRUSTED"??? You should do your homework before you slander a professional technique that works and is used in our Military, Government, and Official State offices for the detection of deception. All of you on this BLOG who don't know a damn thing about polygraphs really sound like dummy's and your stupidity reflected in your comments. Believe me!
DeleteI belive Justin, I saw the bigfoot myself!
ReplyDeleteI AM THE MISSING LINK!!!!!!!!!!!
I am just wondering if anyone knows how or when this weeks activities by Shawn and T.T are going to be released?I don't think they would allow Rick Dyer to be a part of this because the opinion of him seems to be pretty universal.
ReplyDeleteThey will be released tomorrow. (Shawn posted that in another post)
DeleteRick said it was a hoax the first day! He laughs at your comments.. Just as long as you spell his name right dummies. Lol
DeleteDAMMIT, it means absolutely nothing without the damned evidence!!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't care what he says.
Don't care if he thinks it's true or not.
I want the bloody evidence!!! Show us the proof!!!
Until then, it's just more bullshit.
dogman is lying about bigfoot
ReplyDeleteDoes dogman like beggin strips if so can he get it himself because he does have thumbs?
DeleteLie detector examiner " is your name Justin Smeja?"
ReplyDeleteJustin "Yes"
Lie detector examiner " I have determined your answer is truthful"
Blog Headline: "Smeja Passes lie detector with flying colors!"
That's definitely a bear's taterhole. Ops wrong thread It was just Justin's face.
ReplyDeleteAll married women who deny thier husbands access to thier taterhole should be made to take a polygraph test to prove they have not done it before. If they have done it before then they are obligated to submit. According to a poll by cosmopolitan magazine 41% of all American women have allowed taterhole action. I hope this helps with the quest to prove bigfoot as a species.
ReplyDeleteViva la taterwhole!!!!
DeleteYea right this is taterwhole i made that sh.t up just to be funny.Im really not that fu.king redneck. LMAO.
DeleteIts all fun and games until the Ol' Shovel Head pulls out a green bean, then things get real........
DeleteMuck muck.
Justin smeja is taters fu.king hero,and i dont give a sh.t who likes or not.If this is real hes giving you your fuc.ing proof.Justin also should not be accountable fof his mistake.
ReplyDeleteyEA MAN TATER WHOLE IS JUST A CRAZY NAME I COME UP WITH. IFIGURED I MIGHT COME ACROSS AS A AS.SHOLE TO SOME SO I CALLED MYSELF TATER WHOLE.
ReplyDeleteI hooked a lie detector up to my pee-pee once and low and behold he passed with flying colors. I thought that he has been telling my lies all these years!
ReplyDeleteLies? Like what, everything warm and wet wasn't just you're own hand and lotion? Take it somewhere else you immature jerkoff.
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ReplyDeleteMan, seek help now. Even if you're trying to be funny you're still looney.
DeleteDude that's nasty!
DeleteThats weird but a guy claiming to have killed two sasquatch being hooked up to a lie detector isnt? I think that was the point in that statement.
DeleteI can't stop laughing ...so off the chain.
DeleteYou know RL has been awful quiet lately.... I wonder his take on the polygraph? Or what wonderful tidbits I information we might glean from him...
ReplyDelete"Tuesday, August 7, 2012
ReplyDeleteWe Have Justin Smeja Hooked Up To A Polygraph Machine [Sierra Kills]"
Maybe you should hook up electrodes to Justin Smeja's penis.
This is going to be good an interdimensional being is REAL. no wonder big name scientist , Government , don't want to get mixed up in this,then you have to tell people how they do what they do ,and they can't do that because they know everything , no its not going to happen even if the Government takes a lie detector test.
ReplyDeleteWE ARE IN CONTROL
My taterwhole is a flutter with anticipation in regards to the results.
ReplyDeleteCome'on Shawn, release the hounds.
ReplyDeleteBilly Willard, Lon Strickler, Eric Altman PAYED those guys in GA to hoax the "In the freezer" bigfoot. I read it someone has some tapes of the conversations etc. they are busted big as shit rite on..
ReplyDeleteI read that also.
ReplyDeleteI heard it on a podcast. sucks to be them.
ReplyDeleteJohn C get help.... Seriously
ReplyDeleteChief Question: Justin is it true that you have that Bigfoot juvenile safely secured away in a freezer?
ReplyDeletebobo is doing the testing he should pass!!!
ReplyDeletebobo say,very very scary squatchy stories.....
ReplyDeleteIsn't that a back brace that he's putting on?
ReplyDelete"DIGITAL POLYGRAPH TEST" What the HELL are you talking about? There is no such thing as a "DIGITAL POLYGRAPH" fool! There is an Analog & a Computerized Instrument AND "previous surgeries, illnesses, or is taking drugs, medications, or alcohol" has nothing to do with being able to take a polygraph examination!!!The only thing that matters is if a persons body sensitivites are out of a "normal" range. This is extremely rare and the examiner would know if the subject was too wacked out to take it because the instrument wouldn't even a score, the test would be inconclusive!!! If you can walk and talk you can take a polygraph....PERIOD! Get your facts straight before you comment on things you are so ignorant about...you make yourself sound so stupid, dummy's!!!
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